The CIA has a program that can ID anyone on the Chans based purely on speech pattern alone. Don't fall for the "anonymous" meme.
The CIA has a program that can ID anyone on the Chans based purely on speech pattern alone...
Nolan Collins
Xavier Foster
You mean text pattern?
I'm skeptical
Nathaniel Robinson
yes
Tyler Kelly
niggers tongue my anus
Camden Cox
Nigger
Nathaniel Moore
Good luck with that, the Yas Forums vocabulary is about 30 words
Landon Gutierrez
k
Evan Fisher
I'm exercising my first amendment right and I don't condone violence, there is nothing to hide.
Landon Martinez
no they can't
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Austin Ward
Nigger
Angel Mitchell
What about lurkers?
Henry Butler
NSA, not CIA. Don't be such a pleb.
Jacob Barnes
>Sauce: user, trust me
And as if everyone here is stable enough to have a pattern, and I'm behind seven proxys
Alexander Perry
NRO not NSA.
Daniel Flores
CIA niggers
Niggers
Nig
N
CIA
Henry Mitchell
Thanks for the tip, fed. But why would we need to hide our identities from the CIA for engaging in legally-protected speech?
Cameron Edwards
take meds
Noah Flores
How many hits are they going to get for "nigger"?
Jonathan Cox
Well we can actually do the same thing to them but much more effectively. FUCK the ATF, FBI, CIA, NSA they expose themselves any time they open their dirty lying mouths. I can detect glowies easier than I can detect cock sucking faggots
Elijah Nelson
k, keep me posted
Joseph Clark
Bemis :DDDDD
John Myers
And you all laughed at me for pretending to be retarded.
Charles Clark
old news faggot
Caleb Nguyen
You have the Joogle's CRAPTCHA, the IP address in every access, lots of proxies/VPNs are banned, ...
You don't even need to go that far.
Dominic Rogers
he's a big guy
Colton Cruz
This doesn't exist. Kill yourself schizo
Self censorship denied
Julian Smith
Yeah not surprising, they don't even need NLP if you are logged into a Google account and use reCAPTCHA.
Jackson Hernandez
OK, what next?
Ethan James
fake and gay. everyone on here is indistinguishable faggot nigger.
Samuel Evans
The CIA can see my bare IP or my face when I post it.
I don't care, come and get me glow in the dark niggers, you work for jews and you're going to be gassed when new Hitler comes to power.
Carter Diaz
Niggers tongue my anus
Julian Davis
Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?
Landon Morris
spphhhooorchhhhhhhhhhh
parttturrrrrn
brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhrrrrrrppppppp
Aaron Taylor
And then everyone clapped.
Juan Martin
>He's not running his posts through a stylistic obfuscation filter
Jayden Martin
Fuck you, OP, and fuck the glowies. We’re all about to choke to death on coronachan’s girldick.
Noah Reyes
Suck my fat knobbly wobbly cobblestone sized cock.
Who am I ? What am I? What is an OP but a miserable pile of penis?
Robert Reyes
pee pee poopoo
nigger
Carter Ramirez
Dear CIA. Fuck you.
Isaac Hernandez
In order to do that you need a massive lingual sample size to analyze. The average brainlet on Yas Forums barely gets above ten words per post.
Chase Smith
Yes but who cares? The feds need us and know they can't stop us all. If they wanted to kill me they're only doing me a favor.
David Hill
Yet I don't care.
Juan Sanchez
K. Keep me posted
Oliver Morales
Cool
I can do the same thing
Levi Howard
Yes niggers tongue my anus
Henry Lewis
roody poo candy ass newt gingrich
Nathaniel Richardson
ID my fucking cock you stupid ass glow nigger. Is this your first day?
Gavin Thompson
They don't have to.
Between captcha and the not-at-all secret metadata collection, everyone here could be marked with a single post.
Completely discounting regular bulk collection by the NSA.
Anthony Stewart
It's been like this for like a decade, nigger.
Sebastian Long
This
Luke Nelson
muh niggers
Isaac Evans
Dear glowniggers, the monitoring isn't fooling me. Dropping my packets while gaming is pissing me off though. About to just load up some scat porn and let it run 24/7.
Brayden King
the vocal inflections of teh user "Anonymous", as opposed to those of users sucg as "Anonymous" and "Anonymous", are in a constant state of flux, a little chaos theory if you will, I can never be pinned down! LOL
Lucas Scott
they need a big sample though, people are going to post differently across different devices, times of day etc. If I'm watching t.v whilst posting my post is going to come out a lot different than if I wasn't, I think think of a few other examples. I cannot however be bothered it's 6am
Dominic Walker
Hahaha fuck that. The idiots on this board don’t have speech patterns unique enough to be used for ID.
Elijah Bennett
Indeed. Fuck off glow niggers
Luke Green
Based
Caleb Fisher
Charles Young
>speech pattern
that must be a sophisticated shit-post deciphering algorithm
Jayden Myers
and google created it
Matthew Murphy
this guy. Complete faggot.
Connor Garcia
the absolute state of americans
KILL ALL POLTICIANS
Christian Young
Oh I condone it
Have I done it? Not to a non-felon so you're fucking welcome
Christian Cruz
fuck niggers
Parker Watson
Yeah there's like a lot of people with that tool. It metastasized out of social science and went riot through culture. There was a lot of chaos. I'm shocked the toolsets weren't pressed a little harder into the public, it's just automated semiotics.
Eli Butler
I change pattern as the gopher chooses. Fuck those CIA niggers.
Owen Sanders
i wonder what barron's shitposts are
Xavier Cooper
Most anons, myself included, are well-conditioned into the goodboy mentality and dont have the wits, resources, or will to be anything but. This site is for valuable for mining and analyzing discourse than any social media platform out there, hence why it hasn't been shut down yet.