When am i getting my $1000?

One thousand dollars baby!!!!
USD
UNITED STATES DOLLARS!!!!!!!

>2 more weeks
$1000 FREE USD BABY!
I'm gonna buy so much fucking weed.

2
weeks
bro

Mdma and lsd here!

Seriously. Show me the bills sent for the house to vote on. Oh you can’t? Well guess your money just went to more airline stock buyback.

it's probably going to be really limited
rich fucks like trump only care about rich fucks like trump

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Fuck 1k.

I'd rather be assured that those made to quarantine at home with their families will receive adequate treatment. Better yet, maybe just take infected to an actual quarantine awhere they can be treated at minimul risk to others and test those that live/ work closest with the infected. Otherwise your basically just hoping they dont all die.

Keep the money.

Make more tests. That work. And make more medical supplies.

Maybe we dont have hospital beds, but plenty of cots and tents could pitched in some rural areas.

I'm a wagie. I could do a bit with 1k.

Think I'd rather see more supply production and isolation of infected rather than just sending them home.

Apartment complexes anyone?

Think about it. Even if you're broke are you really that blind?

Or does corona only infect people who live alone with no neighbors that share a dumpster or shared po boxes.

>what is

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I'm using my Trump bux to buy guns. Which I will consequently use to kill you and take your drugs.

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Hopefully soon because I need new Jordans.

At least I'd something to wipe my ass with while I'm sick.

But only if you give me 1k ones.

Might be stuck inside a while.

Or is that the joke? Faggots.

Not if I smoke them all first retard.

I’ll be tripping balls lolololololol

>12 pack toilet paper, one bottle hand sanitizer, two loafs bread, one gallon milk, that'll be $784.54, please

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What's the matter?

You can't do it yourself?

Eat a dick shit for brains.

why settle for $1000 when you could have $4000?

HOW!?!?

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This is bringing the Jew out in you

>normies staying home working
>normies running out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies
>normies stocking up on frozen microwavable foods
>normies talking about a habbening in their day to day lives
>normies getting trumpbux
We did it, we gave everyone autism. Congrats Yas Forums.

all you have to do is support senator kennedy's proposal!

>Congressman Joe Kennedy III on Tuesday also announced a plan to give cash directly to Americans during the coronavirus shutdown.
>In response to the White House plan and potential $1,000 check to Americans, Kennedy tweeted, “We need more than that. Our families need real help.”
>Kennedy’s proposal would provide: $4,000 to every adult who makes less than $100,000 per year; $2,000 to every adult who makes more than $100,000; and $1,000 for every child 18 or younger.
>“We need to get this done,” Kennedy tweeted. “No time to waste.”

>$4,000
>No time to waste.

vote for joe kennedy.

When are you gonna drag them all into minecraft then? 1 week? 2 weeks? 2 weeks, bro?

user. what if i told you... you could have....
five. thousand. dollars.

We're asked to take this seriously.

I am.

They know stronger measures would involve too much outcry from all the bitch asses tho.

Idgaf.

I'm just tired of being afraid of this shit.

If basic sanitation, lysol, sanitizer, was enough to stop it it wouldn't have come so far.

why the fuck do children need 1000 a month?

>We need more than that.
-Congressman Joe Kennedy III

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keedz gotta eat too

hes from reddit

two weeks fren.

When you get a job.

they can eat my cum for free

i'm listening. where do you want my signature?

Many such cases as of late, this is poopy.
JUST 2 BRO?!

Give me my Grovers!

>When am i getting my $1000?
What are you going to spend it on now that the store shelves are empty?

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Been a long month, bruh. Sick of the bullhsit.
Bless.

this

>I'm autistic because it rustles le jeremies, not because I can't help it

can't wait to use my free money to donate to Bernie's campagin. It's not over!!!

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Tell me more. You'll have a thousand pieces of toilet paper soon, so we argue here all through it as we wipe in comfort.

Way to stay on topic Yas Forums.

Enjoy your slide.

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>Enjoy your slide.
Thanks breh, I will!

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In app purchases, loot boxes.

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You file taxes in april for 2019.

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UP IN THA CLUB

>everything I was gonna go to is getting cancelled
>probably getting back $500 as it is
>Trump Bux is $1000
I already have paid most of the bills for this month, guess ill put it towards RE3.