/britpol/ - Fuck Off I'm Not Posting Links Edition

op pic looks a bit noncey,

go on lad join your local street herd now

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title
only almost 2k cases confirmed for the uk

oh fuck I posted a link

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Sorry, was busy having a wank. Anyway, I never trusted you fuckers and now my suspicions have been confirmed. You have single-handedly turned me into a Nazi. Hope you're happy, cunt.

Anybody here play minesweeper?

It's always early on when the deaths are matching or greater than the recoveries, but as time progresses the recovered begin to rapidly outsize the deceased. Very soon the number of UK recoveries will begin to grow.

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the truth about relationships with Niggers
>Their mind never progresses beyond that of a 13yo boy
>They're unable to contemplate the consequences of their actions
>This MOSTLY gets them put in jail
>BUT women with poor judgement mistake this care free mentality as 'confidence'
>Their poor judgement ends up getting them pregnant
>The Nigger doesnt stop acting like an irrisponsible child
>Relationship stops being 'fun'
>Woman realises her mistake, wants to leave.
>Nigger Chimps Out & Beats her
>Gets locked up
>Another Single Mother & fatherless family is created.
>No quality guy wants to raise some niggers mutts
>The mutt Children of course grow up to become delinquents.

DON'T ever let this happen to your daughter or sister.
It never ends well.

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Italy's death toll is like 8% !!!!

Lads, my mum got coronavirus. Shitting myself.

thats scary and the number of recoveries is only a little higher

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i think today (technically yesterday) is when the reality hit a lot of people. the wheels really are falling off.

and to think; all this mess because european countries, and others, wouldn't shut the borders to china for a while -- which they've now done anyway. fucking insanity.

>I accepted I was going to get it but didn't think it would hurt this much, it's hard to breathe and my throat is on fire
>Hope the immunity kicks in soon
RIP mate, you're a goner.

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>Their mind never progresses beyond that of a 13yo boy
You're mistaken to assume both Africans and Europeans belong on the same spectrum of ability, with Africans being toward the lower end and Europeans toward the upper end. The African and European minds are utterly different and cannot reasonably be compared except as "apples and oranges".

The repertoire of abilities differs quite significantly between the African and European, an example of this is the European's complex understanding of time contrasted with the African's simplistic understanding of time. You can see this played out in behaviour as a lack of foresight which is partly to blame for their seemingly spontaneous and thoughtless violent outbursts; because they are unable to look any significant distance in to the future they are unable to comprehend that there will be consequences to their actions. Most interestingly to me however is how this single difference plays out in language: "we be going", "she be doing", "it do", "we is". African languages (with exceptions for loan-words) typically lack words that express times and timeframes in high resolutions or at great distance, and when an African speaks a more complex language such as English or French (as a result of empires or immigration) they discard the more complex parts of the language over time in favour of the simplistic elements which more closely resemble their native languages. This is not a conscious effort on their part to return to a way of speaking that perhaps reminds them of their home, this is their biological reality in play.

Utterly different creatures. Seperate species.

Wouldn't matter if they shut the borders to China if they kept them open for everyone else.

do we think that imperial college london study has caused a change in government policy, lads? they've completely dropped the term "herd immunity" since 2 days ago

Yeah, and I think Boris knows his chances of reelection are drying up pretty quickly so he's probably feeling a bit desperate to get back in people's good books.

Ok but cant put all that in a pasta and expect many to read it.
got a way to say that in a single sentence?

What I posted was 256 words long and takes less than 60 seconds to read. You will not convince anyone of your position on a matter in a single sentence, you'll only find success while preaching to the choir. And why waste your time trying to convince the convinced?

why are you posting about politics, pube?

Lads I just woke up coofing, what do?

Get your life insurance sorted out and make funeral arrangements NOW.

cvg predicted this

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Because I'm not that homo larper as a Prussian.

I like to fart under my quilt and pull it over my head to baste by nasal cavity with my morning musk. Other than that I really have no advice for you.

Herd immunity is the most flat out retarded response to a virus I've ever heard. People didn't develop herd immunity to fucking polio.

You developed it to Emus.

well the plan seems to have been ditched

closing thoughts before i go to sleep: i feel very bad for eddie and wish he'd stop pushing people away

It amuses me how easily people are led in all manner of things, in this case language. We are no longer just staying in, we're "social distancing" or "self distancing". We're no longer unwell, ill, poorly, or sick, we're "immunocompromised". I've never liked the derogatory use of "sheep" but sometimes I cannot help but think that people are eerily sheepish.

18th march
>still pushing larpvirus

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>"immunocompromised"
This is literally the first time I've ever heard that non-word in my life.

immunocompromised doesn't mean ill

it's a shit alternative version of this word
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immunosuppression

tripfaggotry not even once

>Just prints infinite amount of money after 12 years of austerity and cuts

What did the tories mean by this

never seen this place so boring

is there something new since the budget?

I know what it means. My point is that average people don't and never have used language like that, but they hear it a few times on the telly out the words of a self-describe expert and all of a sudden every cunt is using words they've never used before and don't properly understand.

Might ask are Boz to print me a twenty, fancy a few pints later.

he takes corona virus very seriously,
more sanctions for Iran I think

Yes he added like a extra 300 billion for corona

Nice new crispy note

Where do you live and how is she

bazza's bird just said that some ov the rare essential oil she sells cures it

I wud av some but am not a poof

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ummmm like based?

First day working from home, shall be showering and making breakfast on work's time.

what the fuck is that going to, bailouts for companies and landlords?

ffs 10 years of the country rotting on the vine for fuck all

Unironically chew raw garlic and swallow it slowly so it gets stuck in the back of your throat
Not even meming i just got rid of the start of a throat infection by doing this before bed then soon as i woke up yesterday
Pop a cherry tune or a soother in ya mouth tho mate cos it tastes like utter dogshit

In my experience /WFH/ the hardest part is not fapping on work time when stuck in a house full of fapping material

nazi virus

Nazi
virus

To add to this,
a brilliant example is the surge in use of the word "gender".

The world is split in to three categories: masculine, feminine, and neuter. When applied to a living thing these are known as sexes, when applied to an inanimate thing they are known as genders. But because remarkably few people actually understand the concept of gender they have been easily lead into using gender to describe sex, which is quite catastrophic. But because all the self-described experts on the telly have been using that word people assume that it must be the proper word to use, so now you have a generation of people who truly think humans are gendered. So bad is this that official state documents are often guilty of describing people as gendered.

strepsils and other lozenges with that same active ingredient are antiviral as far as the throat is concerned

Who tf talks like this in the morning. Fucking zip it tripfraggle

Fuck you, get the flu.

I know they say they are short term loans, but we all know a lot won't get paid back

It's okay, can just use library printers to print some more to pay it back with.

miss the weakest link lads

china 1400000000

1% 14 million

81000 0.005%

nice virus

Self employed builder been put on self quarantine yesterday because one of my daughters is coofing
Who do i ring for sick bennies, the jobcentre ?

Ye even better
Jakemans yellow master race reporting in

why is everything you talk about 12 years old?