PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRRRRRRRRRR EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470443-1/
youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142446102001
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142245773001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
youtu.be/Kx3ZhMLXMcs
>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/juPo_MofDww
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142444949001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on America 1st w/Gorka 3/17/20
youtu.be/fhSlTsiCCuQ (pt1)
youtu.be/2o-XqeL4LzU (pt2)
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>WHVideo: Slow The Spread 3/17/20
youtu.be/x-dgPWY-UMk

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new baker needed

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ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

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MAGA

Awoo!

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>talked with my father
>homeless
>prefers living in his van
>he has a "cold"
dammit

SUMMER IS CANCELED THANKS TRUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Do you guys think ICE is working during this?
There's a facebook group where this dude is offering to take people on trips around the country, and the rest of the state is on lockdown essentially.
Should I report this?

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MAGA
Throw the filthy (((rootless cosmopolitans))) to fema camps

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What if...and stay with me here....
we print 1500 dollars instead for everyone?

MAGA

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I smell ICE trap here

>ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.
Preppers will wait until everyone outside finish killing each other off and if they try to loot his home they will just shoot them.

>entire ape hoop team gets the kung flu
>overrated black actor gets it too
Whose is the next one to get it and really throw niggers into a panic. I hope it's a popular she boon and she actually dies from it.

>tfw someone calls it the china virus

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That's so sad.

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How about $1502.73?

Has /ptg/ had their dose of invigorated ham today?

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>all these rumors of Trump planning to use martial law from COVID-19 to go after all the sex traffickers i.e. the sealed indictments
>tfw Oprah just fucking arrested for child sex trafficking
>they raided her mansion and found child sex slaves

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Chinese virus

>not $1488

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yes, ICE is working and wall continues to go up

counterpoint, they all think she has subterranean tunnels...
In florida. Guess why that doesn't work.

Deja vu.
Are you a consistent poster here?

Oprah and King Nigger Obama and King Nigger Michael Obama would make them lose their minds.

>all these rumors of Trump planning to use martial law from COVID-19 to go after all the sex traffickers i.e. the sealed indictments
Those were never rumors

raycis

Sauce?

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So, we're just going to ignore the pinned Trump Tweet of him naming the Jew in a Double entendre that has half a million likes and growing?

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>q-schizoposting
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SOAK THE DEGENERATES!

TAX THEM AND REFUSE TO GIVE THEM A SINGLE BAILOUT!

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if you report it, report it to ICE, not facebook

Oprah rumors reminded me of a Dad (well, my Dad) joke he would tell decades ago:

Did you hear Oprah was arrested at the airport this morning?

Yeah, the police lifted up her skirt and found 100 pounds of crack.

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>Trump hasn't done enough! Borders is rayciss
>goddamnit Trump stop!
>How dare they release a plan!
I hope there isn't a rope shortage.

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twitter from some random on facebook. unlikely to be true

No, it was discussed at length earlier today when it was first posted.

top trending on twitter
also
>tfw you realize they faked Epstein's suicide and he's still alive and been singing to the feds to save his skin
>everyone like Oprah had their guard down thinking he got "clinton'ed"

Is he an alcoholic?

I used to think q was puré larping but not anymore after seeing all these rich fags steping down from their powerful positions

I hope it gets six million likes

Imagine this many people thinking you're a pedophile

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Fuck them all if they make this (((quarantine))) shit last for more than two weeks. There would be absolute anarchy if this shit isn't resolved by the end of the month.

>tfw Oprah just fucking arrested for child sex trafficking
Did this really happen?

someone should tell him

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Sounds great, as soon the stores are open again they'll get a huge uptick in sales. A great way to recover from globohomo shutdown.

Any of you have a picture of Hibiki Tachibana in a MAGA hat?

unless you can show me trump saying these things, they're rumors

Facebook doesn't take any action they don't have to. Its insane.

q-larpers are literally next gen "HAPPENINGSSSS" posters
And no, its never happening

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>no saus
begone foul dwimmerlaik

Yeah this retard pretendíng he doesnt know Yas Forums LMAO

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dear Jack,

Yas Forums is the site you pretend not to use.

Ok, I'm getting a bit spooped by all these potential happenings...

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Um no, that's just not going to work. 1 more week and we get pandemonium, let alone months.

What the fuck is really going on here?

I'm a bit tired of the President's double extenders. There is no action on his part against the deep state. Only action against the President. Fool me once shame on me and what not.

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No, but here's King Arthur.

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Trump said in his Twitter the world is fighting an invisible enemy

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surprisingly, no. swore off it when his best friend died of alcoholism back in the day

But she stopped the Pedobear Organization. They do not forgive, they do not forget. They have over 9000 penises and they are raping children.
youtu.be/2x0bv-WisEc

nonsense. DIA called me a comie in the last thread. It Trolls you.
But it knows my magic is strong.

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TRUMP SAID HE HAD “VERY NASTY STUFF” ON OPRAH AT A RALLY

Female pedophiles are pretty rare. She was abused as a child, but women don’t typically do shit like this

but where's the dick "she" used to conceive mordred?

I see, guess it's 100% confirmed fact then(sarcasm)

>Female pedophiles are pretty rare
Did anyone make sure to tell the teachers unions?

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lolwut
communism doesn't even address currency/fiat/banking AT ALL
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

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This. I even remember a guy reporting a Discord pedo to the company once and AllTheFoxes banned him instead.

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>believing this fake ass shit without any evidence at all
>spreading this fake ass shit like its fact

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>There is no action on his part against the deep state
Yes there is. He's been making them rage quit by the hundreds for years.

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that was a temporary one from Merlin

Yes, goy! More money for the banks and the tribe!
Stupid goys don't understand economics, just keep thinking about your cummies

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Dude is LARPing big time if he's pretending not to know what Yas Forums is after he and that fucknut named Microchip were caught shopping discord chatlogs.

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Why hasn't Oprah been spoken of as a candidate and yet the bookmakers actually post Mrs. Obama?

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>Female pedophiles are pretty rare.
That's a lie. Women perv out on young children all of the time they just get away with it easier because people trust them more.
>women don’t typically do shit like this
Again female sexual predators are very common they are rare caught in the act and rarely punished properly.

You cant deny Q larping is making sense these days

Sword in the Stone, amiright?

Friedman though

Based

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QRD on the possible Trump bucks?
I could really use that $1000 if he's really doing it since I'm moving soon

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i got it as long as y'all'd've nigger don't stall

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dow will be under 20k tomorrow
trump is so fucked

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You can believe what you want man, but don't go around acting like you have 100% proof on some vague as shit

Frank can suck a fat cock and so can his faggy followers

If he were fucked you wouldnt be here

Most likely if you have filed taxes in the last year they will send you a check in the mail.

>literally all the top trends on twatter are Oprah-related
KEK

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Mnuchin mentioned it at a presser. Congress are being niggers but I suspect we'll have enough Democrat votes to pass it over the neocons' objections.

no?

All far right leaders are feds
Then why is everything shut down and why are the élites giving up their positions

What if my address changed?

who is holding up the trumpbux gang?

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Not with that attitude it isn't. Mister grumpy.
Be the change that you want to see.
Bee yourself.

Q is based so long as you don't use it like a cross between Nostradamus, Krystal Ball, and an actual crystal ball.

Expectations always lead to disappointment.

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>tfw WWIII is literally a war of memes

What race were the children?
Damn you google, let me post.

>"she"
You mean "he" - Reverse trap

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>giving a shit about stocks
>investing in a bubble

how fucking retarded can you be

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I don’t know user. Women like strong men and usually older men.

#DropOutBernie

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They don’t have any staff at twitter or anywhere else

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