>LATEST CASES 279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States. 01:17: 26 new cases in Norway. 01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea. 23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey. 22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus. 22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada.
Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead. America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project. I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.
Nobody nobody thought that if we multiply the inverse of the cases by the 3rd derivtive of the CFR of 1 mont ago, the result is EQUAL to the 1st percentil of the people born in August.
And if the Kaisenbern Principle is of any utility, we can apply that to the square of the contravariance of the inverse of SIN(C), where C is the Coloumbus Prime number minus 1.
This means that as soon as the cases/deaths ratio approach the inverse of 1/24 of the Kazakhstan population in the 2012, the natural course is that the new virus strain will grow in circumference but not in volume: isn't that amazing?
How is this even possible? Solutions? Suggestions?
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
Charles Stewart
Reminder that your brain is fried from krokodil.
Charles Bell
The speed at which gary gets in as first comment every time makes me think that either Gary is OP, or is some sort of bot. No one can get in that fast all the time
Angel Walker
im increasingly convinced that this will shatter civilization in such a way that the ones who get out alive will be called survivors. ration your supplies, don't do bullshit, do your last shopping, stay inside. auschwtiz just went worldwide.
Tyler Reyes
Why do you keep posting this? How much do you want to lose your anal virginity?
>all these rumors of Trump planning to use martial law from COVID-19 to go after all the sex traffickers i.e. the sealed indictments >tfw Oprah just fucking arrested for child sex trafficking GUYS GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY
My get says that Corona-chan will kill 20% of Americans!! Go Corona-chan go!!!
Owen Barnes
What's going to be the cope when a smaller percentage of the USA dies from this than Europe? I'm going to bet they point to diversity and still find a way to say their healthcare did it better no matter how many bodies fell to Sweden/Britain's herd immunity plan
CHINA CAUSED THE WUHAN VIRUS CHINA LIES ABOUT ITS NUMBERS CHINACARES MORE ABOUT "SAVING FACE" BY HELPING OTHERS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO CURE THE DIESEASE THE NUMBERS IN ITALY AND WORST KOREA ALONE SHOWS CHINA IS FUCKING LYING
Shartlander seething because people aren't eating up goblinoland psyops, lmao
James Sanders
For the Glory of Corona-chan:
>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.
Ia Ia Zi Azag! Ia Ia Zi Azkak! Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia! ___
Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.
So with 50%-75% of people with the virus not exhibiting symptoms at all and just beating it like immune systems do, isn't it kinda safe to assume that more than a million people are already immune?
Tyler Lopez
To anons who complain about throat swelling and tightness...
Do you feel it swollen on the outside of your neck too?
the spread of the virus is being controlled by a group of non-humans determined to eradicate Earth's population
non-humans that hide behind suits and curtains, and are preying on the pedophiles as much as the nations
Kayden Ortiz
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Makes your death as fast as lightning >In fact it's a little bit frightening >When it's your chest that I am tightening
>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town >They were boiling up some bats >And slurping guano down >It's an ancient Chinese art >Making tortured animal broth >Everything tastes so great >Until you start to cough
>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your cruise just seemed so inviting >Until it came to alighting >On my shores for dining
>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A >While coughing on TV >Iranians claimed it was okay >Then the Italians stepped it up >Threw their arms out to the side >Sang, "hug a chink today" >Now 50% have died
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Tedros' palms are tightening >His fever's a little bit ripening >Due to the yuan that I'm providing
>Now our boomers can't be saved, >It's too late for Tommy Hanks >With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks: >To all you dirty Godless chinks, >To bat asshole enslaved >Coronachan lifts her head >And says, "here comes the second wave"
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your coughs are sharp as lightning >Is that your will that you are writing? >Leave your kids TP for wiping
Death or infected? For death I'd say India will be the first, for infected, probably the United Kingdom or USA.
Levi Miller
My logic says it will kill more, maybe 40%
Asher Price
WHY CONTAIN IT
James Evans
You’re assuming we’re gonna make it that far. We won’t. We’ll be gone.
Mason Hill
!?
Wyatt Phillips
>but they said it was just a flu brooooooo
Nathan Lewis
CHINA STOLE SAMPLES IN A BSL-4 LAB IN CANADA THOSE WHO HANDLED THE VIRUS IN WUHAN ARE SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT THAT IT SPREAD A LITERAL BIOWEAPON TO THE WORLD TAIWAN TAKES OVER BEIJING WHEN?
>implying niggers have the required infrastructure to test they couldn't even contain ebola. they don't want to contain shit, they would rather believe in magical voodoo shit their shamans tell them to do and spread the virus even further. which is fine, let africa burn itself.
Kevin Cruz
In Gary's chart, predicted deaths was 2.5 million by now lol
Most cases go unreported. That's why South Korea has such a low death rate, because they are testing so many more people. When all is said and done and we look back on this in five years I think the actual fatality rate will be as low as the flu or lower.
Isaiah Nelson
>20% Not enough. In fact, less than 0.01% of amerimutts will die from Corona-chan. It's your bioweapon, your country knows how to contain it and cure it.
>poorfag only getting double rolls Couldn't splurge and get the MEGA rolls?
Liam Gutierrez
Niggers are smart enough to know testing is a waste of money. Everyone shoulf assume all suspected cases are true and treat them accordingly, tests cost $3000,aren't even accurate and have no therapeutic value.
Jack Watson
?!?!?
Brody Anderson
South africa
Ryan Mitchell
However there’s an article floating around suggesting there are a lot of false positives. That this Idea of an a symptomatic carrier is nonsense.
If so, that would mean the number of infected drops precipitously, bumping up the death rate.
Jaxson Carter
The perfect one.
Ryan Miller
Brazil catches up and takes the lead!
Landon Gomez
WAIT.... And if we multiply the CFR of yesterday by the North korea cases of 3 weeks ago? Isn't that equal to the square root of the Walnut Number without the Dirac constant? Someone have to explain that, for sure.
>600 mg HCQ per day after 6 days, 90% of patients tested COVID-19 negative. 96% of control group tested positive after 6 days. Cure found, 90% effective
To kill a bunch of people you must infect them first and make it undetectable Then you let the virus murate to something more deadly and see the bodies pile up the streets
Levi Ward
Typical shitty Chinese engineering.
Gabriel Powell
Did he make it?
Lucas Turner
chinkoid incompetence
Kevin Flores
N. Zealand is up to 20 now we got 8 in one day, fuck.
Hudson Powell
It kills about 10 percent when no ICU and creates massive social system disability. It also shuts entire countries down.
Whilst I don't think it is one, it's pretty decent if it was one. There was many during the Cold War that were less effective.
wait wait wait...who's actually getting these Trumpbuxx??? I haven't been able to work the past year, haven't had an income, and thus haven't paid any income tax. If I didn't get a tax return this year, am I disqualified from Trumpbuxx??
Did you overload on vitamins and minerals? Face swelling and reddening could be a zinc flush.
Daniel Williams
anyone see shrek lately
Charles Edwards
anyone think this is a simulator for world war scenario or alien attack?
Its almost testing every single country on their preparedness on a large realistic scale, how fast can they mobilize, how fast can they protect lives before shit hits the fan
Hudson Adams
The purpose of a bioweapon isn't to kill people, it's to shutdown economies and supply chains. I'm not sure whether it's a bioweapon or not, but it seems a little too convenient for me that children can have it and have no symptoms and you can have it for around a month and exhibit no symptoms.
Tyler King
Guys why Oprah trending on Twitter, did she get the virus as well?
Jaxon Ortiz
Dude, are you ok? Maybe just go and take some fresh air and disconnect from the internet for 15 minutes. Hold on bro we have to be strong in this lockdown.
Lincoln Peterson
What the fuck. What timeline did I slip into? I just wanted to play video games.
I like this pasta, it's relatively fresh and BTFOs that hack fuck "doctor" and his word salad.
Christopher Peterson
There’s a very recent article (came out in the last day or two) that suggests there are a fuck ton of false positives in the asymptotic group.
So the idea of asymptotic positives may largely be a meme
Christian Powell
>MUH AMERICAN BIOWEAPON Who its not like there's a BSL-4 lab in Wuhan that sells bats to the local wet market 90k cases my ass, I bet China is at the brink of collapse any moment now
Leo Stewart
China already did.
Adrian Lopez
Nobody knows the qualifiers yet, it’s still being worked on; for reference here was the 2008 stimulus qualifiers
>PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP >PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP >PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP >PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP
Colleagues, sorry to bother you, I know you are very busy trying to bring calm to society and beat this thing, also I know you probably won't respond this enquire of a humble biochemist doctor like myself. But what the hell, I'll ask you anyway maybe if you can spare me a minute of your precious time you could help me save my patient life (he is a good man and has three kids, he deserves it!)
My patient (38, male) is still OP
Carter Diaz
Why contain it? Unless every country on earth does the same, what's the point of flattening the curve if as soon as all restrictions are lifted new clusters will appear? We're going to live in a dystopian authoritarian hell for 2 years, until a vaccine comes out?
Jose Butler
>start working at new job >spend 4 days doing fuck-all waiting for necessary hardware >last Thursday, receive text on way home >"Starting from tomorrow, nobody come to the office. We will work from home until April 1st" >done nothing but play games and answer the odd message on Slack ever since
>62 cases in NC why the fuck is it NC of all places fuck youuuuuu IT WAS JUST 17 FAGGOTS A WEEK AGO HOW IN THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU FAGGOTS WERE MOSTLY RED PILLED the fucking airborne shit is making me paranoid- and sometimes I can't tell whether I'm just light-headed from freaking out or if I'm getting the chink brain virus.
also fuck the health faggots for not releasing more info on the patients- all they have to do is just drop where they work or the places they go to but noooo >we have to protect the privacy of the patients durrhurrrr
China already did that in early February user Those lying bastards knew that shit is fucked so they did a Samson option and flew to every continent just to spread the Wu Flu
Evan Cooper
Argentina
Ryan Adams
Hoax. Doesn’t exist. Invented to cover up the loss of toilet paper. No one’s hoarding it, they can’t, it’s all gone and no one knows where it went.
They're just undiagnosed. Remember most of these countries are guerrilla ridden and diagnosing and containing viruses is very difficult there so figures should be underrepresented. AIDS and Ebola spread like wildfire there.
Christopher Bennett
That's actually a pretty incredible number now. Gary These stats are NOT comforting anymore.
Jayden Bennett
Do you have any sauce for that clam? Jewgle search yielded no results.
I think you'll have a heap from that faggot that went to the concert, and they'll start showing up soon enough.
Joseph Sanchez
We'd be better off nuking shartland, at least then we would be able to do whatever the fuck we want with our countries without the golem and his minions chimping out
Aaron Campbell
The Lizardpeople accidentally unleashed a flu from their homeworld while enjoying some tasty bat soup.
Combine that with zinc supplement and it’s complete , some YouTube doctor made the case chloroquine shunts the zinc inside the cell where it disrupts. Viral replication
Luke Long
So we're close to 200k confirmed cases when most epidemiologists agree it's close to its peak? That's incredible. Gonna suck when it hits the third world though.
Christian Clark
This guy's entire shitstorm of a thread
Jayden Evans
It ain't over yet.
Sebastian Powell
The source is the missed dose of his daily meds.
Juan Jackson
F. He died what he loved doing, being a fucking idiot.
>electrical grids no longer exists >"it's just a flu" on the distance.
Cooper Richardson
Sauce?
Jaxson King
nuke Shanghai.
better yet, introduce mutated COVID-19 into their cities. let's see how the chinks like their medicine.
Isaac Hall
If instead of printing money we prepare to pay a mass labor force to train in and perform eco-related tasks such as soil repair, tree planting, digging water infiltration ditches in arid regions, placing solar panels in fields throughout the nation, and so forth, we could invest in our next seven decades of economic strength.
Post this around! The huge disruption is focusing on hedonisms that people technically do not need. Some of them will realize that, so surplus labor will be yielded up for other purposes. Let's renovate the world economy!
William Sanchez
China knew Trump was en route to a landslide victory in this year's election and had to go scorched earth to try to tip the scales in favor of another candidate because they know 4 more years of Trump economic foreign policy would ruin them.
Ethan Parker
Too early to tell for sure, I think. If it mutates into a more powerful shit you and I can kiss our asses goodbye. Elites think we're too many.
Cure is already here. But MSM only reports on the impending doom. At some point MSM and Yas Forums started singing from the same song sheet. Which is good because the MSM finally clued on. But now the new clues have emerged and Yas Forums still parrots the MSM
>when most epidemiologists agree it's close to its peak?
I've seen the opposite. The papers I've read have peaks before summer, after summer, and then seasonally after that until a vaccine is developed (assuming current social distancing/suppression methods are effective).
Cameron Reyes
Filthy chink eating habits.
Michael Thomas
already take zinc supplements because it was the only vitamin c i could bulk buy (vitamin C + zinc) last month lmao good sutff
Did any of you anons add to or start a stack since the price dropped? Started off my collection with these and plan on getting more soon, price is set to moon within a few months
I've seen this about a hundred times, is there an actual news story about this?
Benjamin Sullivan
>my city's mayor shifts the blame to "vague" national government instructions when Davao City, Pasig City, and Manila City's mayors have already done strategies and sent guidelines to deal with the pandemic How did Quezon City elect this
Evan Myers
Yes, the tests they're using aren't super accurate, so it's reasonable to assume if it comes up as positive and the person never develops symptoms, then they likely didn't have it.
Only blood samples are certain.
Angel Stewart
>blooming America for the chink flu Even if it was a bioweapon the chinks are the ones who spread it
Austin Clark
China. Ain't even a competition desu
Logan Wright
anyone have that infograph talking about bill gates knowing about this?
