Zoomers are going to end the world

>Granny titties
It's not the young people's fault. The government is too pussy to call martial law. China did the right thing. We are still trying to keep corporations from losing a penny.

lmfao, no, you're a generation of niggers and I don't believe you for a second.

based zoomer

who gives a fuck let them get corona and become sterile so they can then get drafted to die in the corona world war

The Chadpocalypse is happening! Thots are back on the menu boys!

they're not oblivious they just don't give a flying fuck. why not? because this is a big fucking nothingburger, thats why.

We draft them to war, only way to curb their enthusiasm!

Turns out the zoomers were a lot like early 2000s college age kids and not Communists who get political on Twitter. Hilarious.
Of course this is their 911 and they are failing.

This pic is so old.
>yfw this roastie has likely found a beta provider who didn't know about her past
>yfw she is possibly the mother of a child that may find these pics of her
>yfw this women, and many others like her, exist

Seeing all the boomers seethe in fear due to zoomers not giving a single fuck about boomers health is fucking glorious.

>based
>don't party like this
maybe you three are just faggots. see pic related

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>didn't read the linked articles
get informed nigger

those titties and that camera. somethings wrong here.

One look at the camera and it's clearly an old af picture. And how is this the zoomers 9/11? They're supposed to stop the jews from toppling the towers while they're still in college and boomers run the world?

>digital camera
Those are early 2000s kids

>THE VIRUS IS SPREADING TOO FAST TO CONTAIN!

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I hope you are behind multiple proxies. People have been killed in america for making comments like this. Zog is coming.

>tfw you can't have kids cause Corona took your balls

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Shut your faggot ass up boy.

Put Ahkmed's brown cock back into your mouth and shut the fuck up with your no weapons ass.

we don't get arrested for wrong think yet.

wat? no they do coke and fuck the same slut its worse u dumbfuck.

t. student at a state university

I see a lot of boomers and gender segregation

>we're the most based post-1950s generation ever

lol..you are the worst generation. You worship e-celebs and insta-whores and aspire to be one or the other yourselves. You buy into the crappiest things pushed on you and do it like you have some control over it when you don't.

You think countless niggers that have the word 'lil' in their name actually have talent and push them to the your top.

You are the worst generation to be spawned yet.

>twentytwenty
>not cryogenically freezing your semen

you deserve it.

what the fuck, my moms friend said there is no one in south padre island tho, I hope you cum-skins and niggers didn't come down here, this area has not gotten hit by the virus yet (supposedly)

Fuck you nigger, the police can't even stop people from hoarding toilet paper. And I never gave an imminent threat, just spitballing obvious solutions

the thing is young people aren't immune and if a critical mass is reached many of all ages will start dyeing. zoomniggers

this is some early 2000s college spring break GenX part-ay

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kek that's me in the background

No. None of that will happen. And if it does ... well, who gives a shit?

Seeing the entirety of society shut down because boomers are scared they'll get flu like symptoms is depressing and annoying.

Chinks have already done it

BASED BASED BASED
me and zommies went skateboarding around the town yesteray
it was fun as fuck
Boomers were SEETHING

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>Walton and Johnson
My nigga

Go the fuck outside and hit the gym loser

>skateboarding around the town yesteray
Do you actually shread gnar or do you just ride them as edgy forms of transportation?

just avoid colleges and college towns for the next three months

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yea no, zoomers have the greatest extremes in both directions. for every stormer there's 3 bitches pissing themselves drunk in public while tyrone dry humps them

No you guys are the worst so far and Generation Alpha will be a bunch of chainsaw-wielding maniacs.

Probably not

This
doesn't change the fact zoomniggers are going to be the primary reason Corona sticks around
>edgelord
I remember when I took my first philosophy class and thought Nietzsche was cool. faggot
there's colleges in pretty much every city now bub
probably a retard

This is because zoomers just don’t care about anything outside of cooming and feeling good. You’d be pressed to find a high school student that has read a book outside of their assignments in 2020. Literally all zoomers do all day is Instagram, Snapchat, smoke weed, and coom (inside Stacey if chad). They have never self reflected and live meaningless, materialistic, shallow lives.

No you're not. I work with zoomers and most of them are liberal queers who call anything they don't like fascist.

Based and true.

>DNC telling people to go out and vote to the extent that they are threatening to penalize states who delay primaries
>WOW can you believe the Zoomers not taking this seriously? Where would they get the idea you can ignore this

>t. Identifies as a fairy
Fucking zoomer faggots, go play some fortnite

this. do you even ride vert bro?

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>implying Zoomers are retarded enough to listen to the DNC
Oh, wait...

Skate vids were kino as fuck:
youtube.com/watch?v=WfA_0thXyMg

Skateboarding passed the age of 18 is cringe as fuck mate. Go surfing or something, quit being a bitch.

College towns are literallt the best place to be in now that classes are cancelled

Why is that?

Not if you're pro or sponsored.

Literally zero proof or talk of this.

lol wut

>spring breakers
>zoomers
>photo of late gen Xers from 2002

>Not if you're pro or sponsored.
Well I can tell you which I’d rather be doing if I was pro/sponsored. Getting pitted in the sunshine vs being a nigger in the urban jungle, its not a hard choice.

You made your point well Aussie.

I seriously never got the appeal of these type parties. Yeah it's nice to be at the beach but everything's loud as fuck and everyone's standing around doing nothing but taking an occasional angled photo to express to all their social media friends how much "fun" they're having on vacation. It's absolute bullshit though. I had the same experience in Maui, expensive, overcrowded beaches for people that would never go off the path & truly experience something in life. I don't know how these people can go through life being happy other than suggesting they're low standard fomo4lyfes that only pretend to be.

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Why TF do intro philosophy classes start with the Enlightenment? You can't even grasp the context of that without the Greeks/Romans and the Medieval thinkers.

they're empty you fucking idiot

They’re completely empty. The college where I live just told them to not come back during spring break and isn’t letting them back into their dorms