Who else is spending all day on tinder during quarantine? Currently have a nice latina on her way over for drinks...

Based

>Quarantine
>nice latina on her way over
Absolute retard. Most likely bait, but I feel the need to call you out on the minuscule chance you're being serious

>From coomer to coofer
That old chestnut

same, meeting people organically is patrician tier and long-lasting tier. Unironically 1000% happier in my day-to-day since deleting online dating apps

Degenerates are allowed on Yas Forums.

If I could meet people organically I wouldn’t be on fucking dating apps you mongrel

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I've got a loving girlfriend, thank you very much.

>check and swipe tinder each day to see if any girls want to meet
>wake up and get a match
>it’s some guy who wants to “compare fishing poles on the downlow”
>can’t delete match because I’m not tinder gold while he is
>every time I check to see if a girl hits me, gonna see that fags face
It’s days like this I wish the world was just nukes.

*Nuked

some people are just so prone to brainwashing, it's unbelievable

stop thinking with your dick so much you simpfaggot
you are no better than a junkie chasing his fix

I always thought i'd find my qt3.14 online, because that's where I'm at. but it aint working out like that. dating apps, I get the cold shoulder. even outside dating apps it's better to find a gf in random chatrooms. in person, they want the dick. nothing makes sense in clown world, user

I bet she’s great with kids...

>she's probs gonna be 5'3 just so you know

What's the problem here?

enjoy aids and roasties

Got any more of these?

Also nice trips

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enjoy aids

I'm using Bumble right now and all I have to say is that all these fucking women have
A: The same style of photos
B: Almost all are filtered
C: The ones who put "Christian" in their profile post slutty poses in bikinis
I have absolutely no faith in finding a QT virgin woman anymore.

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HIV is real, user

Let me guess, they also either:
A. Have dogs in their pictures
B. Have drinks or at a party
C. Mention how their favorite show is the office and their favorite books are from the Harry Potter series

i'll be stopping by a strip club tomorrow night. i only go to clubs like 2-3 times a year but i met this really sweet stripper recently who says she doesn't have any friends or family here where we live. Thursday my city is voting whether to close all restaurants/bars and they're obviously going to vote yes so she'll be without any income. Call me a faggot but i'm actually slightly curious how she's doing so i'll stop by and talk with her. She's also Chinese so i doubt she's getting much money right now anyways lel. How much of a simp am i being?

What kind of thot would be on Tinder when she's coofing to death?

>Ugh, I'm dying. Better get one last good dicking before the end.

Fucking bingo bango, don't forget "dog mom" or "pit mom" or some jim and pam reference.

>not paying a cam girl $250,000

I just tried and maxed out all my likes and of course got no one to like me back. I'm reminded why I hate this thing. Thanks for nothing OP

All of the above but they also have a some stupid photo filter, that idiotic crown of flowers or dog nose and ears, or even this new thing where the filter gives them freckles to look better. They're all the damn same, I don't know how women can be such sheep. I have only found a handful of decent women on this app.

You forgot Disney cartoons user

It's been great, I've had a four month dry spell and now I'm smashing every night because thots don't have anything to do right now and they're all unemployed because they're all servers and shit.

Try bumble friend. Women have more power there so they might connect to you more. Some women don’t use tinder because of how equal it is. I know it sounds weird but trust me.

I got epididymitis of the left testicle on Tinder. Steer clear young laddy

>I have absolutely no faith in finding a QT virgin woman anymore.

Trying to find a virgin on a dating app is like trying to find a hamburger in a vegan grocery store. You're looking in the wrong place.

Latinas are based. They smell like taco seasoning when they sweat but they are based. I found me a MAGA latina but ended up fucking up our relationship and have hated myself everyday after.

Nah, I’d rather stay home and try to smash my smoking hot flatmate instead. The isolation is getting to us, and yesterday night we had a semi-romantic dinner and spent most of the afternoon and evening hanging out, drinking, and getting blazed. I think I’m in love with this girl lol

very low IQ

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OP is fake and gay he has no one coming over

What a mess

And where on earth am I supposed to look? I have only ever met one, ONE (1), qt virgin who was religious, wore a fucking purity ring, but was taken. Women who wait until marriage are fucking rare in this country. I mean, you'll have better odds here than in other western nations, but still.

>
Met two interesting women.

Take a dna test to make sure ur kids are at least Castizos at a minimum before you breed her 4 real

I'm setting up dates with horny sluts for after this all blows over.

Breed her if she’s white. And don’t be a fag and abandon your kids. Abandoned kids become gibs and whores

Fuck off and die already. You are contributing to the downfall of civilization. A strength of a society is based of the stability of its families and by pumping and dumping women you are destroying western civilization. Psychopathic embiciles like you will be sterilized.

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>I have only ever met one, ONE (1), qt virgin who was religious, wore a fucking purity ring, but was taken
Lol same. Virgins exist but theyre never EVER single.

its really shocking how you faggots cant be by yourself for one fucking day without losing it

Us hermits are even getting lonely. Been 13 years now and it hurts a little.

>And where on earth am I supposed to look?

Gee, user. This is so hard to figure out. If only we knew what sort of woman decided to maintain her virginity until marriage, and where they hung out. I guess we'll never know!

Wonder if we will see a faster spread of the virus because of this mentality.

What's the problem here?
5'3" wide. It wasn't a height measurement i that's what you were assuming

I got banned from tinder for calling out the jews on it. Banged plenty of hot ass through it, so no big deal. Fuck that app.

oh! I know, I'll go to Indonesia!

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You must be a real hit at parties.

i'm a 27 year old 5'10 balding manlet with acne marks on his face who hasn't had a friend in 15 years and has no social skills. never had a chance on dating apps or in person.on the bright side my schedule hasn't changed at all due to this virus

I have a fiancée

well, hellooooo sailor

ALL OF THEM

What an absolute disaster of a human being.

Imagine being this person. Waking up and THAT'S you. THAT'S what you've done with your life. Holy fuck man.

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>Catalog
Christ why don't you eat a fucking salad or water/juice cleanse your body for a week you dweeb.

Hope you catch corona from her you stupid faggot