/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2220

>The design of the surgical masks depends on the mode; usually the masks are three-ply (three layers). This three-ply material is made up from a melt-blown material placed between non-woven fabric.

>Melt blowing is a conventional fabrication method of micro- and nanofibers where a polymer melt is extruded through small nozzles surrounded by high speed blowing gas. The randomly deposited fibers form a nonwoven sheet product applicable for filtration, sorbents, apparels and drug delivery systems.

mass distribute surgical masks to the public.

REMINDER:
Chinese numbers are trash.
Chinese people are trash.
Even if the Chinese numbers were 100% true they wouldn't matter.
Bugs are bugs.

SPREAD IT LIKE A CHINKY WOMAN

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youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

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Biopharm scam #487

fuck niggers

People are already going a little crazy in Spain.
youtube.com/watch?v=EQ0NkjufD_0
I don't expect it to happen by MAYBE (again, unlikely) we will get a Mad Max situation. I live in a city and have nowhere to go. I do have a hammer, nails and wood boards from two old bed bases, enough to cover the door completely from the inside. Would that + a heavy piece of furniture behind the door be enough for people not to be able to assault my home? Any ideas on how to improve it?

They're expecting a 20% unemployment rate because of this. Great Depression had a 25% unemployment rate. You boys reading for some tough economic times ahead?

Who here is going to get the vaccine ASAP when it is made available.

I will be first in line. Fuck you guys for not getting it.

shut up racist

I can't stop eating my prep food supplies

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Real mathfag here.
My last calculations about the circumference of the virus spreading increase among europe may be proportional to a variable F, where F = L*1-D_t/D_n*R.

Assuming that the level of roundness R stay constant until L>2, then the semi-permeable polynomial term D_t/D_n can be approximated with t/t-N^A (where A is a constant and N is the Nutberg Number).

I'm wondering if is possible to calculate the total volume of the bounded integral of t (from -1 to +1) keeping A above 3. Keep in mind that is not possible to simplify L with the Gilbert Method neither approximate with the Barley Function.

Solutions? Suggestions?

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Tallahassee here. Please shut it all the fuck down. Im a 28yo type 1 diabetic and i dont want to die. All these spring breakers in the coastal towns are just gonna leave and spread it To their states. I have almost 2k usd in food and liquids. I am working remotely now as of today. Am i gonna make it? I havent even gotten to propose to my gf of 10 years and i have a 10k ring... someone tell me its gonna be ok... i dont want to get sick

>24/7 CORONA-CHAN COVERAGE
>EVERYTHING /LOCKDOWN/
>STORES ACTUALLY RUNNING LOW

JUST KILL ME NOW CORONA-SAN

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Wait, fucking UK is actually truly telling their people to get fucking infected? That wasn't a fucking meme?

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BUY twinkies they are worth gold

Australia is officially full.

CURE HAS BEEN FOUND
>PLAQUENIL + AZITHROMYCIN
>Plaquenil is hydroxychloroquine based anti-viral
>Azithromycin is an antibiotic but induces anti-viral effects
>Combination of both can be used as a cure
>it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days
>chloroquine didn’t work in China because dosage was too heavy
>contagious period without treatment is 20 days
20 DAYS QUARANTINE !!! NOT 14 !!!!
FRENCH VIROLOGIST FOUND THE CURE

youtu.be/n4J8kydOvbc?t=539[Remove] (9min)
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4923851/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier_Raoult

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Zoomers will be the end of us all.
twitter.com/SarahHollenbeck/status/1239621939729235968?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1239621939729235968&ref_url=https://www.zerohedge.com/health/oblivious-spring-breakers-pack-florida-texas-beaches-pandemic-threatens-societal-collapse
zerohedge.com/health/oblivious-spring-breakers-pack-florida-texas-beaches-pandemic-threatens-societal-collapse

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Kek

Dozen or so corona viruses cause common cold. We as species never develop herd immunity because the immunity to corona viruses is always temporary. Think of it as if your body forgets about being infected.
Read about Dengue fever ( not a corona virus, but very similar mechanism). For that reason heard immunity is impossible

Shut up Hernandéz

Just reopen everything and let us enjoy our last year of life. This bullshit is like giving chemo to a stage 4 patient.

fuck it. just let it run its course and then we wont have to worry about it again versus letting it come back and back again.

I work at a school and I was taking kids to get isolated, just woke up with a headache and chills/shaking, how fucked am I?

Shut up, faggot.

Not anymore but they were before.

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shit's fucked brehs

Who is they, source?

LA user here. My best friend works in Cason in a office in a gated community. One security guard got infected and infected another tenant when he gave them a ticket. He got his own mom infected, she died and passed it to her family. this will probably be on the news soon.

Kek

Anyone had it? Symptoms?

Why shouldn't they all get wiped out?

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This is literally fake fucking news. The truth is this disease will peak in June and will end up evolving into a weaker virus that humanity will deal with for the rest of time just like the common cold. The happening won't last forever and unfortunately this isn't the plague that wipes everybody out.

10 years and you haven't proposed yet? That's your fault, buddy. Don't blame coronachan for this.

We were full years ago, this was the emus plan to cull us.

Hope you plan on proposing sooner rather than later

OY VEY

twitter.com/carolynryan/status/1240119147696193542

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18 MONTHS OF COMFY

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

I posted this earlier, but I am posting again.

to add:
>i don't live with them, but they are planning to come visit during this trip
>any videos/articles you can link would be helpful

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you will be fine. stay in bed/home and drink plenty of fluids and take OTC flu medicine

>went to the grocery store today and for the first time all the bread was gone and most of the peanut butter
Fucking panic buyers are coming in from surrounding areas to buy up shit in other stores. The worst part is they're not even being smart about what to buy, nope, got to buy all the TP + bread + fucking cookies for some reason. Fucking fat ass lards I hope they choke on their rancid food when it inevitable expires and their forced to slowly go around on their mopeds begging for some burgers.

damn we have a new cure everyday
is this why the numbers aren't increasing? oh wait...

Cure will require years of human trials

any BayArea fags in here?

Newsom is closing schools for this year and has the NG ready to be deployed to help with humanitarian aid and public safety.

Is martial law about to be called?

So you're saying this will only last me 4 days?

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This, locking everything down is 100% going to cause another wave. With potentially 80% of people not even showing symptoms i would rather take my chances. Then again I'm only 34 so I suppose if I was 80 my feelings may be different

CORONA BAT MUTATION WHEN?

Based GIF but you're missing the latest image, it's one where her tits are completely uncovered their so big.

>trying to integrate volume of a flat circle
NGMI

what in the fuck

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Will you guys take the vaccine when it comes out next year?

>needs it
It is a luxury product.

KEK
Sanofi already producing 300k treatments to distribute

POST YOUR QUARANTINE

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Where's 200k+! I want my milkies!!!!

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Disable the car

>all this test talk
>still no tests

it's been a week. during this time the infections have gone up 2k.

twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/1240026660872900613

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this isn't funny go back to the waiters serving nothing

NOTHING BURGER GENERAL

That is an easy problem: just multiply the sheets thickness by the roll circumference and divide by the average daily calories, that number is the proportional constant that need to be multiplied with the height, subtracting the inverse of the age first.

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200k waiting room?

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BASED
shut the fuck up memeflaggot
cases are increasing because
>it's a treatment, not preventative
>not widely used in EU

(Hydroxy)Chloroquine has been used for a long time. Side effects and safety are already known.
SARS2 is dire enough to warrant the use of it.

YOUR TOES ARE LONGER THAN MY DICK!!!!
youtu.be/FZRe9x2f_FQ

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we're going to get our dystopian cyberpunk future, embedded chips tracking all your vitals and reporting them in realtime, constant surveillance and pinpoint accurate location of every citizen at all times.
permanent mandatory curfews, checkpoints and raids with no warrants needed.
you coof once? into a cell you go, with your entire family and every person who was in a 5 meter radius of you for the last 500 hours.
no more guns or weapons, all confiscated.
while schools stop to exist, every child must be connected to a national school network, everything standardized across the entire nation, every child will get its maximum propaganda dosis everyday.
you thought all the tranny kike and other degenerated shit was being pushed hard now?
it will be unavoidable after this.
this virus is being used as a cause to set in motion the complete control of every citizen, the government will control every facet of your life, just because of a shitty little virus that would kill some boomers.

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It might not even be out until til 2022

THIS JUST IN: DEADLY PLANE CRASH. PILOT HAD CORONAVIRUS.

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Even if you are right the global economy just got nuked and unless the US decides to bail out the entire world the future is fucked

Reminder that south Korean death cults deliberately trying to spread the virus are less efficient at spreading it than Iranians licking mosque doorknobs thinking it stops the spread.

We have 50 cases here. It's spreading pretty fast and people still don't take it seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if we become mini-Italy

you fucking asshole
youtube link for (You)
youtube.com/watch?v=vlGeZiUqcDg

Let's run trials on the whole population then.

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has anyone else given up hope on Friends and family who are STILL in denial at this point? i cut off most communication with friends and family who doubt this happening.

ALSO whats the status on wagies ITT? My factory has taken only MINIMAL precautions still chugging along like nothing is happening even tho were running out of materials, no trucks are picking up or dropping off and more and more employees are calling in. its pathetic and i dont feel safe there anymore

Yep, fake news being delivered right to the presidents door step, made by people with fake PhDs. Sad. Many such cases.

What the fuck is wrong with you tires t

kill yourself redditnigger

>China's government researchers say

oh my god

wtf is wrong with your feet?

fucking eating like a horse

>2 months of food stored
>still afraid it's not enough
>live in a big city with lots of cases
Do I go out one more time tomorrow morning? My local store opens at 5am.

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>mutts law everytime
you shame us

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Well ,if you think that squaring the inverse of T is the same of the MCM of 172 then math is not your best choice.

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Yeah, too bad newer generations are too fucking retarded to know what an actual "boomer" is. Calling 30 year olds boomers shows that they are intellectually challenged.

"Avigan has not only not shown efficacy during test studies but also there is not data on clinical trials conducted on patients," said Oh Myoung-don, an infectious disease expert. "The drug has also shown serious side effects, such as fetal deaths in animal studies."

interesting

>homeland security security stockpile
>30 mil masks
>12mil of other masks
>tons of other supplies, vaccines and meds
>haven't given them out yet

lol fuck these "leaders"

Boomers will have their day after this.

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Shut off the electricity inside your house,if you can do it,and do as I say,remember that you know your house,the robber doesn't.
If someone tries to break inside your house and you are not sleeping,hide in a spot where you can ambush them and hit him in the head until he dies or you can use a kitchen knife and thrust it,aim for the neck or upper ches,you can use objects from your house and throw them,there are lots of oppurtunities,but remember to keep calm,never panic.

>2220 THREADS FOR A FLU

holy shit

Yep. 18 months of relatives dying, 18 months of currency devaluing, 18 months of living on deenz 'n beenz. Living the life, ready to stab any motherfucker that breathes in your direction.

>NEIGHBOR COOFING UP A LUNG

OH FUCK NO

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That’s photoshopped right? I never saw such ugly feet. Deformed monster.

Based

Anyone else quitting their wagekek jobs? Thankfully I had to quit mine eventually anyway, I was planning on moving out of my parents before next winter, but Corona-chan convinced me to quit earlier to be safe. I'd only be missing out on like half a year of work, anyway.

This is some good fucking news

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fucking normies are losing it haha

On a scale of 1 to Freddie Mercury, how big of a faggot are you?

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Ok faggot.

Their will be fuck all food left anyways user, have you not seen the shelves lately.

soon. 1.5 thousand left.

Yes. My mother still insists this is all a Democrat hoax to hurt Trump lol. What else can I do? I'm not a wagie so I got nothing for you on that point, but I can identify with your first one. You've done all you can for your stubborn family members, just focus on yourself and those of you that you care about who are living in reality.

Yes

It'll keep on coming until there's a vaccine.

>we're not shutting it down goyim, deal with it

chloroquine has been used for 80 years already

Can people stay asymptomatic permanently? Or do they always get symptomatic?

What happened with your waiter jig, Alberto? Did you quit?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
I alone use maybe one every few days

Hope that vaccine comes soon or we will be all dead.

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>Oblivious of the fact that n-dimensional surfaces can be integrated with infinite precision using only 6th rank stress tensors.

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>QUIT JOB
>GET 5 MONTHS SEVERANCE PACKAGE
>DONT QUIT
>GET FIRED IN 2 MONTHS CUZ /LOCKDOWN/ ""ECONOMY""

CHOICE IS CLEAR

We're all dead.

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

According to a retarded friend that's still going out they are still well stocked especially in the morning.

>he hasn't taken the doomerpill
ngmi

lmao the shooping is so obvious you 'tards

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>DEADLY PLANE CRASH. PILOT HAD CORONAVIRUS.

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Sweet jesus... Look at those numbers!

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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German aayyyyyyylmao

Its not shopped its marfan syndrome

China figured 50-86% of their infected cases never showed symptoms but still could spread it.

Is starting prepping tomorrow a good idea ? This kind day feels like the whole y2k thing...

that cat has eyes just like you.

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your fren is retarded for a reason

In 2 weeks from now this will be your average sportfag who goes crazy he can't look at balls for half a year.