PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO MORE BEANERS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
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youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
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>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
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>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/17/20
youtu.be/HXQLXgCPNl4
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/17/20
dvidshub.net/video/743336/
>USDAVideo: USDA&Partners Respond to Corona-chan Emergency 3/17/20
youtu.be/_kJjNtYxJAQ
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>HUDSec SleepyBen on Hannity 3/16/20
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MAGA

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MAGA

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>2020 Campaign Message

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MAGA
BERNOUTS MAD

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MAGA!

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>vegas just shut down
>300k alone in vegas out of work
>plus at least an additional 500k who have to service the area
trump has to handle this response fucking PERFECTLY if he wants a chance in Nevada come novemeber, this is monumental

Wew trump is really going to throw the élites to fema camps and get others shot

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IL-03 is a safe D seat, nothing but victory for the left. With coronavirus decimating the economy, this provides the perfect opportunity for Bernie, the AOC/Squad crowd, DSA to sweep to power on the backs of economic crisis

OH GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS TURN DONATE MATCH ME I JUST SOLD A KIDNEY ON THE BLACK MARKET FOR BERNIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE CAN STILL WIN

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>Home state: Florida

SHOW ME YOUR BRRRR FACE

Is it time to travel to Cuba?

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DRUMP IS DONE! Biden will win by 7 million!

Go Biden!

Corn Pop was a BAD DUDE!!!

youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg

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Fuck Capitalism.

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Any spicy magapedes have screenshots from their reddit account? I love collecting salt!!
All aboard the trump train!

He changed his residence a few months ago. I think he lists his residence out of Mar-A-Lago now, which is pretty funny.

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He can win his home state now

>another southron president
That's it I'm off the Trump train

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AWOOBS

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DNC kneecapping bernie again for his fund raising capabilities didn't save them from the progressive wave of D-commies
How amusing.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7370085/Trump-calls-AOC-Squad-new-face-Democrat-party-Twitter-attack.html

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>trump bails out banks and airlines who can't stand a month of reduced traffic

Tell me how he's better than bush/obama again??

Imagine if WW3 happened and we actually had a real panic.
We all would have died already.

Just like a lazy nigger living on foodstamps.
Why work when he knows he's going to be fed?

how are bernie brothers doing tonight

>coronachan shuts down non-essential services
>all the non-essential services people lose jobs
>become farmers since no more beaners
i'm ok with this

dum cat

This fren. socialism time NOW

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GIVE OUT TRUMPBUX AND MAKE THE DEGENERATES PAY FOR IT!

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jesus christ cunt, go to sleep. Get laid. Maybe change the cat litter, something.

I wonder if I can get sex for cheaper. ~19yo cute whores charge me $1000 for the night in Las Vegas.

name of movie? i need to know so i can .. block it

bee nice

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What the fuck??

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vidmax.com/video/194244-There-s-Nothing-Like-Your-Little-Girl-s-First-Kill

Based

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>Headline: Florida Man Becomes President for the first time

Wait, Did Trump just steal Yangs $1000 bucks scheme.

He’s on the red team! So it’s based!!

>1000 in vegas
Yikes you don’t know the right people do you?

Happy Saint Paddy's Day! Awoo!

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He'd never win NY, might as well try to tilt a swing state.

bee nice yourself

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Daniel ain't traveling tonight on a plane...

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How can you fags even defend the Trumpbux shit?

>Trump technically being a Florida man
This rules

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So are we to expect a Fauci Lockdown every time a virus breaks out? If that's the case, then we better be suspending all entries into the country permanently. You know, since it's THAT serious and all. Which I'm okay with in principle, but I get the feeling that most politicians won't agree with ending immigration permanently.

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Italy

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MIGA!

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based and huntress pilled.

>the globalists are being contained

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He changed his state to avoid prison (:

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Shut it DOWN
archive.is/W8y2b

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holy fuck the captchas are easy as fuck now

While in other circumstances that headline would sound good, I hope it doesn't cause any food shortages. Also, fuck farmers for hiring non-Americans.

What's wrong with it? White people never get any fucking gibs.

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A based and brave look into a wonderful future

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Is the global monetary reset going to happen in the next few months?

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sorry can’t hear you over the BRRRRRRRRRRR

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Limousine liberals btfo

Hiroshimoot knows how to ease our pain in these troubled times.

Nah, don't know anyone. Just stay at Trump which he put in the right area.

none of you understand. The end is here. its over. all over. we are all dead. I am dead. you are dead.

the day of the dead is here and we are all dancing.

We need our money Trump

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Blimpf will end up giving every American family who collectively makes less than $50,000 between $10,000 and $25,000 before this is all over

I thought you were all against gibs

>schools shut down
>google filters off
>captcha no longer difficult
this is going to be summer x 1000

>someshill
>So are we to expect a Fauci Lockdown every time a virus breaks out?
Media and the global cabal shouldn't try to whip up a shit storm the next time.
Perhaps we won't have a next time.

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Cute.

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So when Yang does it it's different?

NO REFUNDS NIGGERS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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I unironically hope this post gets digits and Trump uses Corona as his Reichstag Fire to assume control and wipe out the globalists and traitors entrenched in the government.

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I'm going to absolutely fuck the shit out of robots some day, it's one of the only things that I have to look forward to.

haha money printer go brrrrrr

>if you COOF you don't get to BOOF

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youtu.be/iypUpv9xelg

Unfortunately it's up to the retards in Congress to release funds, which is obviously going to be a mess for obvious congress reasons. Trump might really have to declare martial law and take things into the arm's hands. I don't really know how it all works from here.

People seem eerily calm as of now given the circumstances... storms a brewing

No. The dollar continues to strengthen. Trump wants it to weaken a bunch. Trump bux is actually a decent plan in that context.

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Snap Poll
Do the r*dditors who dare come here get more pragmatic with their politics and sources when they inevitably go back to r*ddit?

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we need to make "Jewish Privilege" a meme just replace all the BS about white people with stats related to Jewish over-representation

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>Also, fuck farmers for hiring non-Americans.
farmers get a fuckton of subsidies and bailouts but pretty much refuse to pay proper wages and insist on hiring foreign slave labor

I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT TO NEET FOR A FEW MONTHS.
THIS WILL BE LEGENDARY!
BOYS NIGHT IN, NON-STOP SHITPOSTING

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you can have a fun visit to r/sandersforpresident right now

they're getting blackpilled

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Hi, we're democrats.

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How mad is Fuentes that we're getting Trump bucks and now Yang yen?

>another shill
>we are all dead. I am dead.

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Nope, Cuba just allowed a Cruise ship with 29 people infected with Corona virus to dock in their port because no one else would

The response you should have to the media is to point at how much money they're wasting attacking Trump's coronavirus reponse that they could be using to actually help people. That has better optics than "China virus" which can be spun as proof of racism even though it's technically correct - they don't have any way to spin wasting hundreds of millions that could've helped Americans.

Something like #DemsDonate where you pressure candidates/superpacs to donate to charities to have their "own" coronavirus response would waste their money and tie up media airtime they would've otherwise spent shilling.

I am glad you understand

>Trump wants it to weaken a bunch.
why? manufacturing?

>People seem eerily calm as of now given the circumstances... storms a brewing

No you fucking assbrain, people see through this bullshit and are taking the time for the neet life.

A lot of shills attacked Fuentes merely because he explained Yang and did an episode about him.

Yang was called a retard when he brought it up

I doubt whites outnumber blacks significantly my friend

Are they going to ban the poos soon?

I'm about to not have a job

stick to the puffy vulvas, m8

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because it's unironically the right idea and should be permant. Most of the problems with our economy and the shit state of working conditions would be fixed with permanent basic income. You want to Make America Great Again? You want the life that workers had in the 50s? Then make UBI permanent.
#YangGang was unironically correct but establishment Dems and establishment Republicans are too stupid to realize it.

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OY VEY
IT'S LIKE NAZI GERMANY
ANUDDUH SHOAH
twitter.com/JakeTurx/status/1240102936069296130

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>Getting some of my tax dollars back.
I'm ok. Won't be anything big economy wise.

Isn't their some sort of "act of God" provision in law where a judge can exculpate a defendant of liability given a natural disaster/emergency?

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so either I get the happening I've been waiting for or doomers never trumpers get btfo again?

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Yes. It makes us more competitive and attractive for manufacturing to move back to the US. The problem is that pretty much the rest of the world is having an actual crash and entering a real depression so they are all snapping up as many dollars as they can. The dollar supply is really tight because of it. There aren't enough. The Empire of the USA is growing as counter-intuitive as that seems.

ive already been dead

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Soon, Mike....

Yas Forumsbro here. There are quite a few stocks I am following but I know some of you might be thinking about buying into the market. There are a few that are being, IMO, massively undervalued. Typically a result of being part of industries that are being especially hard hit by various travel bans and quarantines. But are also generally solid performers with consistent values up until this point. Also just a warning that in general buying index funds right about now is probably the safest money for your investment.
The first is Live Nation Entertainment Inc (LYV), a live event organizer based in California. If you look at its stock price and earnings you will see what I mean.
The second to a lesser extent is Marriot. The potential gains there will be modest but I think solid but both stocks are going to require sitting on the investment for several months at least. Marriot also has an okish dividend return which is nice for longer term investing.
At this point the only issue I think would be if they will go even lower as quarantines expand and testing increases (and thus find more cases). I think these are honestly good buys even now and you will have to go with your gut if you should pull the trigger.

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Socializing the economy makes sense during economic downturns to try to keep people alive and reduce panic, but it's terrible to actually build an economy up from the bottom.

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Not here. Yanggangers wouldn't shut the fuck up about the thousand dollars.

Hey friendo, hope you're staying nice and safe. I've got to get some rest soon to go save the world and stuff. Don't die and stay comfy and much love.

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>MARKET NOT COLLAPSING
>PEOPLE ON LOCKDOWN
>NATIONAL GUARD PATROLLING STREETS
>GOOGLE ALGORITHM DOWN
>CAPTCHA DOWN
>MY WIFE JUST GAVE ME A BLOW JOB
>SAID THAT IT WAS TO MAKE SURE I CAN GO ALL NIGHT TONIGHT
>TRUMP BUCK INCOMING
>NO WORK TOMORROW
>GET MY KIDS AWAY FROM (((COMMON CORE))) EDUCATION
>NO SPORTSBALL DEGENERATES TELLING ME ORANGE MAN BAD
>NO HOLLYWOOD LOSERS TELLING ME ORANGE MAN BAD
PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THIS WINNING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

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The robots will have the puffiest vulvas of all...
DON'T DO IT.

So... since we're just ignoring laws now, I have a few suggestions.

theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/17/thunderdome-2020-begins-philadelphia-police-will-not-arrest-for-burglary-or-theft-due-to-coronavirus/

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Don't care. Thousand bux!

>HERSHEL DON'T FORGET THE DREIDELS

Strong dollar makes (((foreign))) goods cheaper; weaker dollar can make Made in America more financially appealing.

I thought countries turn to precious metal reserves during times like this? Or do they want the dollar because of OPEC?

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Fucking child. But... she is super hot if you're into weird alien bug looking women.

TOO EARLY

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How does trump do it????

Also fuck everyone for canceling everything, this has royally fucked my plans and I'm gonna eat 10 hamburgers and drink a whole bottle of whiskey soon

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Is NYC doing a similar thing? Someone should tell the niggers there and in philly that jews always keep gold in their houses. Always

Or the government could not cause an economic collapse over a flu, maybe.

H1bs are going down, but I don't know if your bosses are jewish enough to resist shafting you over one last time.
Awesome. Fug spics.

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Dude, please God yes. I fucking wish a Western leader had the BALLS!

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>99

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30 days or less until Philly burns down.

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>tfw gen-x will be left in charge

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i don't remember what it was but I saw a subrebbit that took things SJWs said about white males and replaced it with "Jews" and it basically sounded like something a neo-Nazi would say.
I mean just take something like pic-related, write the exact same article using the same logic but about Jews because the "Jewiarchy" pays Jews more.

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I'm barely right wing I just hate Dems/Progressives. Yang is also fairly right with his justifications for UBI, but the methods he intended to use to raise the cash for it(taxing wealthy and businesses without thinking about economic growth and outsourcing) and not controlling inflation made me dislike it.

Right now the economy is dropping worse than the Depression and the Fed is printing trillions of dollars, so inflation isn't going to be an issue and if you don't cushion the fall and make sure people are going to be able to eat everything is going to get worse. It's an entirely reasonable tactic and good optics during a time like this to keep people stable and the economy moving when half of the country is forced out of their jobs.

i do, i do

Jannies are moving happening threads to /bant/ WTF

Yeah, its stupid that this country allows it to happen

the happening is just the end. the collapse will be sudden and you will get no joy in it. the collapse is all around us, we are dead and the ship hasnt even sunk yet. we're done though.

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