>LATEST CASES 01:17: 26 new cases in Norway. 01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea. 23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey. 22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus. 22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada. 22:04: First case in West Virginia, United States. All 50 U.S. states now have at least 1 confirmed case of coronavirus. American Samoa and Northern Mariana Islands are the only U.S. territories with no confirmed cases.
>200000 infected >8000 dead >OMG THE END IS NIGH! stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
Real Doc here, any medfag have already tried subcutaneous claptomnase with 60cc of Uroflocin by the way?
My first patient (60, man) is positive to aminocladic reactase but negative on uncapped Right-handed Blastocites. Already tried fosfil-3-maltroxidase dextrine in 600ml solution with OC Lisophormase but no reaction nor improvements found at the moment.
I'm not joking here, my last patient, woman 42, the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. Early torax Rx results was negative for artromyelisis and neurolactosate reinfections but positive for sub-pulmonar-scattered prozyeme enzymes accumulation. Also hypertiammine receptors tests could be excluded without further investigations due to low to inexistent CTR levels in the globuline.
My fellow Americans, remember to spend your trumpbucks immediately and to not throw them to your savings. When the dollar collapses, those extra $1000 in your account won't mean shit. You might as well spend it for material objects of actual value now.
>PLAQUENIL + AZITHROMYCIN >Plaquenil is chloroquine based anti-viral (costs nothing) >Azithromycin is antibiotic but proven records shows it also work against multiple viruses >Combination of both can be used as a cure >it reduces the viral charge present in the body >it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days approximately >contagious period without treatment is 20 days (NOT 14 !!!) happening is containable don’t over panic and play smart
Im getting allergies with the start of a sore throat and burning nose and its pissing me the fuck off i already am gargling saltwater all fucking day and taking 3 bromelain pills
fucking HATE allergies and I have no patience for this bullshit during thia fucking virus
>kills your parents/grandparents >permanently destroys your lungs >destroyed the world economy >not enough resources to take care of the really sick people, healthcare system taken to its absolute limits
fuck your vitamins and stupid medicine, do you know how i am preparing? im eating lots of sugar, the virus hates sugar, i ate a whole mentos roll, an entire tic tac box, an entire cake and a 2L bottle of coke. get fucked corona-chan.
>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.
Ia Ia Zi Azag! Ia Ia Zi Azkak! Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia! ___
Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.
Corona-chan is like a psycho ex gf that never goes away.
Tyler Lewis
Does he spend literally LITERALLY every waking moment on twitter posting about this virus now wtf is wrong with his brain
Jackson Watson
Easily more. People here do not give a damn about the spread of the virus. People are more interested in whatever short-term plans they have set and are unwilling to change. April will see >1000000 cases in the USA easily
Jeremiah Young
bruh
Jordan Hughes
It'll go away by a few weeks. Life will go back to normal. now take your meds
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Makes your death as fast as lightning >In fact it's a little bit frightening >When it's your chest that I am tightening
>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town >They were boiling up some bats >And slurping guano down >It's an ancient Chinese art >Making tortured animal broth >Everything tastes so great >Until you start to cough
>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your cruise just seemed so inviting >Until it came to alighting >On my shores for dining
>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A >While coughing on TV >Iranians claimed it was okay >Then the Italians stepped it up >Threw their arms out to the side >Sang, "hug a chink today" >Now 50% have died
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Tedros' palms are tightening >His fever's a little bit ripening >Due to the yuan that I'm providing
>Now our boomers can't be saved, >It's too late for Tommy Hanks >With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks: >To all you dirty Godless chinks, >To bat asshole enslaved >Coronachan lifts her head >And says, "here comes the second wave"
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your coughs are sharp as lightning >Is that your will that you are writing? >Leave your kids TP for wiping
I really hope her ass or bulge starts growing after 200k.
Wyatt Jackson
Any case in San Marino?
Jace Baker
you need tot take your meds to schizo
Angel Evans
You need to put Listerine on your knee immediately and rub the sub-cortical cervical zone with warm Trihydridonitrogen in 50% aqueous solution for 7 hours. Call the morgue as soon as possible.
Lemme get this with some sound dawg. This is the shit.
Aaron Foster
A schizo like the rest of you
Grayson Moore
bet he's a secret prepper too. just holed up in his house shitposting. i want to see a picture of bill out in public. going to a bar, a show, taking in the town. just the flu after all, right?
Josiah Hernandez
i sware someone needs to inject the lethal strain of corona into this boomertard.....
I just got back from Walmart. The memes are real. Everything is fucking gone. The only meat they had was corned beef for St. Patrick's.
>The fresh produce was practically untouched >only canned meats left are DEENZ (nobody fucking wants them) >no paper towels, napkins, toilet paper, etc >only 4 gallons of milk left (I got 2 of them) >no eggs >no bread >tons of sauce but no pasta >no peanut butter except the expensive, all natural kind >no bars of soap, and of course no hand sanitizer
I'm pretty stocked up, but I wanted to go out for milk and booze, and I completely forgot the booze. I have enough to get turbo wrecked tonight, so I'll just go back tomorrow.
The rate that the goalposts are being moved here just this week has been hilarious Went from "restaurants close for two weeks" to states cancelling their entire school year in a few days.
Gavin Bennett
GOD I WISH I HAD A CORONA-CHAN GF BROS
Easton Mitchell
you have one where he says if we test more people and they come up positive it does not mean there is more cases because they already had it??? t.template user
Anyone else not scared but in awe of everything going on. Alive to witness such a turning point in history its fucking sublime.
Christopher Johnson
Hey doc, does your hospital happen to have a restaurant?
Carson Hill
It could be that not everyone is susceptible to ADE. We'll see. That one Italian guy just got reinfected, so we'll have a better idea soon.
Lucas Gomez
i cant be the only one who now, thx to tp shortages, shits in the shower regulary, right bros? br- bros? it's normal to take a dump while showering... right?
Liam Williams
that mortality rate for the young will change once all of the intubation and acmo machines are full and the logarithmic scale kicks in
Hey man i remember seeing you at the confrence last week, sorry but i think im infected, maybe you should self isolate brother
Carter Sanders
My place of business just shut down until the 31st, but we're getting paid full pay while its closed. so I'm just going to sit at home and shit post on Yas Forums while making significantly more money than Neets with neetbux
china didn't use the combination and used a heavier dosage (500mg twice a day instead of 600mg once a day) a high dose of chloroquine can cause heart failure chinese dosage is more difficult/dangerous to use
you shit in toilet then spray and finger your ass in the shower dummy
Ryder Ramirez
Reinfection is confirmed. Reinfection is not ADE though. If you're reinfected by the same serotype, or after antibodies are gone, it won't lead to ADE.
Jaxson Sanchez
No. Now take your meds
Michael Parker
Damn that's crazy hope they have enough for 7 billion people
i'm pissed too. I'm actually a clinician and in post doc training and I can't see my own patients etc. This is just a few months before I'm supposed to leave this urban hellhole too. Worst yet i'm PAYING for this shit still.
Grayson Hernandez
>dad bought disinfectant wipes, a few shitty masks, and latex gloves >mom just asked me to start making her green tea everyday. we get to drink it together and talk too >she convinced the family to stop wearing shoes indoors out of fear of Corona-chan because some tabloid journalism TV show told her too Post yfw your boomers are actually taking this seriously and are doing all the prepping for you
requesting webms of the outbreak in China people getting welded in, death squads, etc
Thomas Cook
hey i got lots of ffp2 mask from work and the valve is installed like right only a rubber thing inside i guess it is made to restrict air flow inwards and make it easier to breathe out. But in every mask there is also filters like the filters on the left side for extra safety conditions i think.
What should i do? should i add the filters or use the mask without the filters.
Corona-chan is bigger than 9/11 already. We are living history here. It is scary and remarkable at the same time. I just don't want to lose my family. ;_;
Levi Morgan
y-yeah, it's so weird, h-haha
Liam Brooks
Because that's what it is
Ryder Butler
Everyone's immune system is different, hence the asymptomatic super spreaders. We'll see.
Nicholas Collins
>IV with mountain dew No, not yet. I will try with my new patient (29, male) tonight after the vasectomy.
Someone Red Pill me on this faggotry. Why should I care about the annual viral extinction that the news foists on a regular schedule and has been doing for years? What in the actual hell are people expecting to happen as a result of any of this? Is it worth crashing the economy over?
Yes please do. It'll make you feel better and calm down
Jordan Lopez
The ads, quickly influencing your state of mind as soon as you enter the url. You're bombarded almost instantly. Yas Forums. How long has it been,.. The amount of time spent. Lurking, posting and fuckin fucking off from life. Whats it been you dumb fuck. What could you have done different. You're the master of your mind and it's led you here .
Jace Butler
Mexico 93!
Jace Nelson
Xanderil 500mg or Serendol 250ml is my reccomendations.
I hope this has eurodance blasting in the audio format
Aaron Wright
Won't get there if they don't start testing properly.
Dominic Lee
The tp shortages are a normie cope meme
Isaac Mitchell
It's a nice bio scam, I'll give you that.
Jack Hall
>breaking 911 you know they're fake news, right? take your meds schizo
Alexander Peterson
In America I seriously believe it's done more good than harm, so far. Won't be long before a lot of people start dying, but we might as well get some social reform out of it.
William Thompson
>sister talking about decoupling paper gold from physical gold >asking me if I have guns >telling me to take my fur babies to her place to hang w/ her and her BF who have lots of guns
I don't even have the virus yet but I already feel like I wanna just curl up and wait for summer.
well it most certainly was. a lot of people around me caught it in september. i was just late.
Ayden Gutierrez
isnt it a bit past your bedtime fuckface?
Daniel Evans
I was worried I'd have to die along with them since I'm too poor to prep myself. Now that they're worried about this though my chances of survival went from 1% to 2%
Why? I'm rural as fuck living in the middle of nowhere, I started social distancing weeks ago, and even I don't feel 100% confident.
Julian Taylor
that's a 100% increased chance of survival user!
David Hall
if you are not fat and do a lot of sport and are healthy and don't smoke and have no pre condition it is statistically very very unlikely that you have more than a little cold
So why are we preemptively crashing it? Millions aren't hospitalized, the millions that would die would mostly be Boomers (and that's a good thing), and you can fucking work while sick. Take a few days off, and get back to it. Schools and businesses are closing down en-masse, some for over a month, and that's supposed to halt the spread? Save the economy? It will do neither and, in fact, cause the opposite of both. I don't understand what the hell people are smoking.
