Fuck... trump gonna get reelected

This is how much an eye operation I need costs. Based Trump saving me from going blind

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NOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I BE AMERICAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck off you stupid piece of shit. Go work for a day in your life you pathetic neet

I can finally buy all the fortnite skins

Put it in savings until the market bottoms out and then invest

Apply for citizenship.

Why are you giving so much money to your niggers?

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Is this "heal yourself" money?

...

i assume im going to need every cent to pay my mortgage for 2 months, then ill be homeless and kill myself

A new switch sweet

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Where are the Zion Don retards saying everything is going to cost $1k more due to inflation?

>I’m none of those

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Buy the dip

So, the unemployed NEETs get $4k, r-right?

Pay off some credit card debt most likely. And buy Animal Crossing for switch.

Buy put options on SPY and go long on GLD.

Only $2k is lame, but I’ll take it.

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Nigger I actually have to pay taxes the least they can do is give a little back. $100k is nothing in the largest 10 cities in the US.

Dude the Senate is already signaling a hard no on giving everyone $1k. This shit is a non starter. Also, unless this really is a psyop that magically disappears soon, Trump's fucked. People will blame him for the deaths that are coming, whether fairly or not. That's how politics works.

Poorfag rage detected. Die in a hovel, fuckstick.

>Dude the Senate is already signaling a hard no on giving everyone $1k. This shit is a non starter.

Nah it's pretty much got broad bipartisan support and is being held up by my own senator, Rand Paul, because he wants to neuter FISA.

the xbox series x and mcdonalds.

thatll end well. Fortnite skins.

Buy sailboat, sail the fuck away from coofers.

???

>$2k for people making over 100k
lmao they can move into their Cadillacs and feed themselves

Writing to my senator for $5k for people under 100k and absolutely nothing for the over 100k

Is this real?

lol 100k is barely scraping by what's it like being so poor you can't even comprehend how bad people with six figure incomes have it
do you live in a storage unit or someone's backyard shed???

Is there any source on the support? this would be the greatest thing ever but I feel like its way too good to be true. There's no way we're that important to the elites.

You should have savings at over 100k. The rest of us are living paycheck to paycheck. If lockdown shuts everything down we are fucked on rent, much less food.

100k to people under 100k

It's all about bankrupting the entire system at this point.

Kill yourself

>100k
>barely scraping by
How's it like being a debt slave? Do you need muh handouts so you can continue pretending being rich and not hve collection after your ass?

lmao imagine losing sleep over debt, how embarassing

profound mental retardation

Uhhh... how about get fucked

Youre replying to bait

Because our niggers play sports and dance for our amusement. What do your niggers do?

Pay off debts. No joke.

Sounds like everyone who filed taxes last year. Married couples should only get 1, and for every kid they should get -100 dollars, which should be sent to everyone without kids. Really sick of paying for other people’s hell spawn. If you actually look up how much of your money goes to supporting other retards dumbass children you would throw up. People that make responsible decisions should be rewarded for once. Actually people with kids should get nothing, with their share distributed among those that don’t. Childless people need the money the most from all the money we spend on other people’s retard kids.

>Put 4k in savings
>Wait until Christmas
>Down payment on a car

Holy crap, $4000 in Trump Bucks.

I would love 4k, but wont this cause inflation if they have to print out another trillion dollars to do this?

Realized that inflation won't happen when you're the economy that controls the economy

Pay debts and bills.
Maybe buy a gun or 2.
Definitely buy ammo.

SOCIALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL it would be hilarious if Drumph ends up giving more free cash to Americans than Bernie or Yang would have.

>I would love 4k, but wont this cause inflation if they have to print out another trillion dollars to do this?
Technically no because they're just giving us back money they took from us in taxes. Thats the magic.

Yes but Yas Forums is the niggers of white people so they can't process that

Pay off credit card debt. Been working on that for a while. Would be nice to have a bigger chunk to slap on there.

Childless means no future.
You literally have no future.

Oh so whatever program those taxes went into are getting defunded? I'd love to see that, but that's obviously not happening.

Jesus christ you're an absolute abysmal moron with literally no understanding of economics or social structure based on the family unit. Please, do us all a favor and dont breed. I'll put another baby in my wife tonight for you pal ;)

Hey. You have the NHS.

So what is more effective? To give cash to people? Or direct assistance, like food stamps?

Do most people who make 100k do stupid shit like move into expensive neighborhoods and buy expensive cars and excess bullshit? Yes. They do. Should I feel bad for them? Nope.

How much did they print to toss at the stock market?

4 MOAR YEARS!!!! Everything would kill world economy completely. Even more than corona

GIMME 4000 HOT DOGS EXTRA MUSTARD FAMALAM

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> govt hands out $10k to a family of 4
How badly do they know the economy is about to be slow-motion raped?

where the fuck is my $4k so I can spend it on firearms?!?!!?!?!?!

I have savings but my TrumpBux are going to a new golf cart.

wait. isn't the treatment for coronavirus like 3k?

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Maybe, fiat currency is basically just a ponzi scheme anyway so to certain degree they can do whatever they want as long as the bluff isnt called, but someday the chickens are going to have to come home to roost one way or another
Is 1 trillion even a big deal compared to what's in circulation? I have no clue, I'd love the money but if it's going to cause serious long term inflation I'd rather weather the storm

This is a great idea, if it's done right and carefully, or a possible disaster
Hopefully the former

You made exactly 100k? Fuggg that sucks bro

YES

> Be fedgov
> $1 trillion “relief” package
> $50 billion airline bailout
> $1,000 or more promised to every citizen in country of 350 million +
> Not gunna collect taxes for several months

But:
> $23.3 trillion national debt
> Hundreds of trillions unfunded liabilities
> Taxing every cent of income over $250,000 wouldn’t fund government for 6 months

Where the fuck is the money going to come from?

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