1k is too low, we need to meme 4k into existence

........

not really, its not like people are gonna buy so much with this pocket money to dry up the supply...

this just counteracts people not working during the lockdown

Is that the chapstick guy?

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sounds about right, if you get anything less during the lockdown you will end up in the streets, rip.

No, now go to sleep.

yes
running against based ed markey for no reason

how about 100k instead?

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and all the service workers will just die of starvation during the lockdown?

If it's done every month- yes, like this- no

omg omg omg yess syesss kids with free 1K YES YES YES I NEED FORTNITE SKINS PLS PLS PLS GOVERNMENT GIMME MONEY ME NEED CANDY AND FORTNITE SKINS AND DANCE!

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>Hyperinflation
YEEES.

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>Gives us money to keep money out of rich peoples hands
>Use it to pay mortgage/bills
>Rich people still got their money

Prices stay the same you just need to present more pieces of paper at the register.

Every month for a long period of time*, we are talking half a year here at the absolute most which is nothing

>if we give everyone in the world a billion dollars all unhappiness will be gone forever

Sending my best juju for 4k bucks, so I can buy a 4k tv.

shits scary yo

Doubt it. If anything itll give a little bump to the economy. People will pay CC bills or buy crack.

Why would you bother giving people making 100k 2k? Just freeze taxes, bills, etc. and give people making 50k or less 2k.

Yea guys can you try to make it 4,000? I could save up real quick then

yea people making more than 100k should get nothing desu

I spent $500 on extra food and masks. where the fuck are these retarded niggers coming up with $4k

10k says I

*BRRRRRRRRRRR*

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this dumb faggot who cant draw doesnt even live in the u.s.

Also a Jubilee after this
We will no longer be indentured servants to the system
4000 UBI straight out of the pockets of the pedos who have raped the world

4000 is what, 1.4. trillion a month?

Agreed 1k is nothing

Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says the administration wants checks sent out in at least two weeks.
Most credit card companies can send you a card in 5 days or less.
President Trump, look into pic related.
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$1000 is enough for:
3 months water, food, hygiene, and med prep with filtration and cooking equipment
OR
A quality Raider loadout (minus funz)
OR (for those already prepped)
Funz, ammo, fortifications
OR
Generator(s) and Batteries
OR
50 sqft of high quality garden

It’s not fun if you give everyone everything, players have to choose their build and minmax for advantage.

If they give 4 grand to everyone, a cheeseburger will cost a hundred bucks

Yea seriously you could spend that at Walmart in an hour

YANG SAVE US

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give them an inch, they'll take a mile

why do kids under 18 deserve a thousand fucking dollars lol

This shouldnt be hard considering polls are coming out stating 1 in 5 workers has either list job or severe reduced hours.

That's crazy.

There’s a solution

youtu.be/6JPcimrnXGA

rollin 4 $4000 UBI LETS GO

But Italian bro, why would you want mutts to get free money?

The government giving people money is a nightmare. This is how they will assume complete control by becoming a massive welfare state.

guys. we gotta roll. get them digi-wigis

kek has chosen me. $4000/mo for every adult is happening.

it is when all the stores are empty and you dont eat out because everything is shut down.
buy stock in cottonelle with the 1k

i have a neet gf who is american, could use some extra free money

I thought it was already 4k. Guess I'm just gonna get slightly less expensive shoes and save the rest...

kys parasite

Cashless slippery slope

You realize that like half the workforce is laid off right now due to governor mandates, right?

>Wont everything suddenly get expensive?

Yes.

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nice digits, praise kek, every american will get 8833$

>what is aggregate demand.
you clearly do not understand economics, most of that money will go right back into the market thus increasing demand

Give these faggots an inch and they’ll demand more. They’ll want more for those with children, the disabled and sick, the elderly, women and illegals... because they have muh mouths to feed, because they have special needs, because they need extra care, because they have sex-specific expenses... suddenly it’s time for repetitions because there’s an unfair disadvantage for survival, then healthcare workers should get more, then sex workers.. then white men shouldn’t get anything.. then they should be sent to the front lines to provide care for the sick protected groups and clean up the mess.. $1k to all adults, that’s it.

who cares, I could pay off my car a year early!

we've injected the equivalent of 4300+ per american into the stock market the last few days to protect corporate profits and it didn't do shit or cause hyperinflation. you probably didn't even notice.

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Reparations*

You’re retarded. The money is because of how many people were forced to be laid off. The money is to cover recurring expenses. $4k won’t do shit for me unless I get business interruption pay when it runs out. They’re saying people here can’t go back to work until June

If they're not going to give it to me, it'll just go to some spic anyway. Might as well get a sweet 5k

Suck it up faggot

IMAGINE ALL THE VIDEO GAMES AND BENZEDREX INHALERS I CAN BUY

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t. Neet

he probably thinks making bad drawings is “hard working”

You’re the one who chose to live in a society. Now you get to suffer for it.

my state is giving 100% unemployment for any employee affected with closings

Why would someone making $100k/yr right now receive anything?

The $1000 is never going to happen. The democratic party leadership is completely against it and will kill it in the house. Pelosi put out a thing earlier that said she wants relief to come in the form of a tax credit that people can apply for and Schumer tweeted out a while ago that the democratic plan is just to fund child care services, increase medicaid funding, and allow small businesses to apply for ""low interest loans"". It's hilarious that even Mitt fucking Romney is taking a more progressive approach on this than the democrats.

>being 18 is a child

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no. we injected the equivalent of over 4,000 per american into the stock market this week and a mcdouble is still $1.50.

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>giving money to children
Nigger are you high?

People who make more deserve more money since they pay more in taxes. Ex. I make 60k a year, I contribute more to society than someone who makes 20k