HAPPENING

why is this nigger "addressing" the nation? he's not the president

>Joe Biden to address nation on COVID-19 pandemic
literally who

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Why the fuck is he addressing the nation?

Number One. Me, I'm first. We need RESULTS. Not tomorrow. Today.

He's going to dare Trump to declare martial law

>Or, as we like to call it around the office, ratings poison.

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Kek

>"um so yeah that thing, that virus, the beer one. we're going to have to we're going to have to really work hard to uhh beat that one, the virus."

>It bothers me greatly that our President calls this the chink virus on Twitter. These orientals have a very respectful way of life, and in fact I promise to appoint a Chinese-American woman to be in my cabinet, because by God it's time we make peace with the Vietnamese community after decades of war. We'll pull the troops out and make sure we fight this battle together!

He's going to tell people to get on their worthless knees and worship Coronachan

No one cares

you? your results?
hiv positive

its almost 40 minutes past 3 am, why hasn't it started yet? did Joe have a stroke?

>What do you think the upcoming president of the United States is going to say?
I expect no malarkey

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LOL!

>Listen here, fats, Ill slap you in the face if you have Corona virus.

I'm looking at a primary results map of Florida. I don't think Bernie won a single county. I can't even find one where it was close. Lmfao.

keep your social distance, don't talk about politics so zog can usher me in

TURN UP THE MIC JOE

jesus christ this guy is stupid..

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This just seems sad. It's never a good look when people start LARPing as POTUS. I'm sure people want hear from a senile pedo with no power about what to do.

>Fuck Jannies
>Fuck Niggers
>Fuck Jews

>addressing the nation
That is not his fucking job. Sit down, joe.

>address the nation
lol nah he’s having a press conference, he cant address the nation because hes not the president

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>ELECTIONS SUSPENDED

he sound's drunk and/or high

He's got my vote if he says it.

Who the fuck is he to make an address about this at all? He better be ending his campaign.

I feel i contracted covid listening to biden talk

THEY STILL WON'T LISTEN
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>NATIONAL ADDRESS JUST TO SAY HE SMOKED BERNOUTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>What do you think the upcoming president of the United States is going to say?
I don't know, but it'll be fucking AMAZING

>upcoming president of the United States
Oh lol.

AMERICANS DO ANYTHING IF THEY BLABLABLA

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS CLOWN AN EMMY FOR BEST SUPPORTING SOMETHING NOW

If Joe doesn't have his hands on a girl's breasts, I'm not tuning in.

I remember when Trump went to Mexico to do a press conference with their president while he was still a candidate. It went a long way to making him seen presidential. I think Joe wants to incorporate this technique too.

anyone think Biden looks like a hologram or CGI in this livesteram? The video quality is so poor it's hard to tell, it just doesn't seem real.

The absolute state of Joe Biden to do this. He looks like he is about to fall asleep.

Based Eastern Bloc resident.

Biden said: "Back in the 70's i had a dog that i would take out for walks, and the corona virus reminds me I need to WALK THAT DOG! So I'm gonna walk that dopg, and mxplurgurple gaba gabba wooo-yeah!"

Yes it seems fake

this is just what i needed to swing my vote

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HE KISSED SOMEONE

Biden just refused to kiss his wife on the lips, fucking LMAO

That was painful.

All I know is joe makes me want to vote for Trump, he told me not to vote for him, so Trump it is.

>What do you think the upcoming president of the United States is going to say?

Biden: "ESRFHDTHRFGTJFRDJHKDGH,SGHNBMVXGJUSRTJFDGTJFHJMFGHK! AND I MEAN IT!"

Lol creepy ass kiss

he's only comfortable kissing children

Boy he really knows how to close his speeches
Look at that NATURAL LOVING HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE

He'll provide a free waifu to innapropriately touch on a stage for every voter

i watched the last 30 seconds of it.. couldnt hear anything. that was hilarious

saw this on acid, neat

That was odd

He stared blankly at nothing until he wife nudged him awake and then he sounded surprised and fumbled to kiss her. Shittiest fucking hologram

green screen

Wow the ending with his wife just hit creep level 9000, I felt uncomfortable as shit

What did he say? Quick rundown pls.

Lol you caught that too? Anyone want to.....MEME WAR?!?

Biden just needs to give up. Sorry, but he's not cut to be president.

"If I become president I will make it my duty to kick out all gooks. We will also make China pay for this mistake."

happy 17th user

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He said nigger.

I love how they intentionally downgraded the quality so no one would notice it's spliced

She should get that looked at.