>LATEST CASES 23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey. 22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus. 22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada. 22:04: First case in West Virginia, United States. All 50 U.S. states now have at least 1 confirmed case of coronavirus. American Samoa and Northern Mariana Islands are the only U.S. territories with no confirmed cases. 21:33: 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany. 21:30: 78 new cases in Spain.
Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.
Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all. It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/. Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.) It's almost like it's only the depressed fucking weirdos who want to see innocent people die, huh weird. Who really surprised though? These were the same retards who thought Ebola, WWIII and North Korea were going to be the end of the world Man, I wonder why none of you can provide tangible evidence for all the bullshit that pours from your gaping maw. It's almost like circle jerking with a bunch of depressed doomposters makes you blind to the fact that this is nothing. Maybe go outside, take a few days off the internet and go for a run you fat fuck.
You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong. If someone has a question that is opposite to your retarded apocalypse wet dream scenario you just say >STFU CHINK HERE'S YOUR YUAN LOL IM SO BASED GUYS RIGHT?
Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate. It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true. Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.
Just in case you're new here: This a bulletin board where we pretend to be racist. We pretend to say: Fuck all jews, Fuck all niggers, Kill all slants who continue to infect us with CCP flying super-AIDS. Nuke China now. But most importantly: Fuck jannies.
>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.
Ia Ia Zi Azag! Ia Ia Zi Azkak! Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia! ___
Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.
Due to closed courts, the Philadelphia Police Commissioner Danielle Outlaw has decided to halt all arrests for nonviolent crimes, to include “all narcotics offenses, thefts, burglary, vandalism, prostitution, stolen cars, economic crimes, such as bad checks and fraud, and any existing bench warrants.”
100% of people still saying this is “just a flu” are US flags. Right after a certain subreddit was shut down. It’s weird how literally none of them have ever been on Reddit though and are totally oldfags from 2004 Yas Forums. Weird...
Henry Lewis
California is going nazi on the corona shutdown but let homeless junkie camps fester in their neighborhoods , time to clean up
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120501/Draconian-shutdown-measures-18-MONTHS-coronavirus-report-warns.html >Britain's coronavirus shutdown could last for 18 months or more while scientists scramble to find a vaccine >drastic lifestyle change for 18 months or more. >British officials had only realised the danger 'in the last few days', the report said >plans to control and slow the outbreak – to 'flatten the curve' – had been too ambitious >data in the Imperial College report suggests that hospitals will be overwhelmed regardless of what measures the Government takes >If no action at all had been taken against the coronavirus it would have claimed 510,000 lives, the team's report said. >'Hopefully, tens of thousands... maybe, depending on how early we are, just a few thousands.' >Yesterday’s measures went far further than previous advice, though they remain voluntary, so pubs are not required to shut, and people are not being ordered to stay at home. >'To avoid a rebound in transmission, these policies will need to be maintained until large stocks of vaccine are available – which could be 18 months or more.' archive.is/R7bu4
I'm not even joking here, my last patient the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures.
I'm scared, anons I'm gonna go read my Bible and pray
Angel Evans
The “traveling” part is dumb. You get sick with something—perhaps wuflu—or something not as contagious “traveling” to a store or dr office. You obviously don’t have to go to China anymore to get the Chinese wuhan flu or they wouldn’t be issuing all these lock downs, bar closures, restaurant and school closures and quarantines. Totally stupid guidelines
Benjamin Foster
glad you have a positive outlook
Gabriel Powell
Friendly reminder to fire a flare if you're in danger and we'll come running. We only have one nigger in our organization.
There is the daily mail article in the pastebin. I think the conspiracy image pasta is fake and gay. But it makes sense that S is more widely circulated now. The reason being the trade off between aggressiveness and incubation period.
Matthew Myers
It would be extremely painful.
Angel Perez
>What is he going to say /cvg/? Whatever he needs to, to score points.
Thomas Ward
Is hit and run a violent crime or a moving violation?
Hunter Peterson
imagine the shitstorm when prison guards stop going to work for sick inmates and mass riots happen. gang fights in prison.
Wyatt Richardson
Why would you advertise you won’t be arresting anyone for burglary or drug dealing
Nice b8, chink. Here’s your yuan, shut the fuck up
Jason Ramirez
>stopped updating.
user...
Eli Bailey
That's not correct, my procedure regarding the TxRx transigrasis are well understood and were often used with NaCS procedures with or without infibulations, obviously with 75ml of Keraptene B and 35cc of Vexatolin18 every 1/2 hours.
Bad news user. There's a pretty big chance you're black.
Joseph Cook
Struck a nerve, I see. Here's your (you).
Juan Turner
Watch for signs of mental deterioration , they’re everywhere
Adam Taylor
Where are the Chink numbers for today, are they too embarrassed to update, now that its patently clear their numbers are bullshit and Italians are dying faster than Wuhanians?
I swear, people are going outside MORE than usual. It’s spring break and there are people fucking everywhere while I’m driving home from work. Complete fucking retards. And they wonder why it will spread here so fast, everyone is so comfortable that nothing bad can ever happen.
Carson Cook
Healthy immune system will only come to you if you say "fuck her good osmosis jones".
Once raiders find out you own gold & silver they will take it if you are lucky otherwise your life along with it if you are not as lucky.
If there is a collapse the only people to survive will be the most ruthless and strong organized groups. It's funny as superior as you think you are gangs would be more organized than an isolated NEET with a house full of guns. gangs also have a lot more field experience.
Andrew Stewart
> Can’t wait until they start having 6’ stacks of dead homeless on every street corner
Dead homeless cease defecation
Caleb Walker
Nice argument schizo retard
Brody Morgan
One the bright side, the homeless will likely spread this statewide, or at least cities that tolerate them Imagine Skid Row and San Francisco in general.
Evan Gonzalez
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST SHUT THE CITY DOWN ALREADY
Why publicize it? Why not just keep it a secret that your police efforts are shifted from petty crimes during a happening?
John Smith
theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/17/coronavirus-uk-must-ramp-up-public-spending-in-wartime-situation-budget-watchdog-head >head of the Treasury watchdog has said Britain faces a “wartime situation” and must urgently raise public spending to support households and businesses >economy was “probably shrinking as we speak” – with damaging consequences for the public purse – but that now was the time to spend without regard for the national debt. >“One regards the £12bn as being a downpayment. The idea of what needs to be done and how expensive it needs to be is going to change on a daily basis. >“If you damage the economy, you damage the public finances further down the road. All the evidence we have, from whether it’s the financial crisis or things like this, is that big early action is better than half-hearted action delayed.” archive.is/FSDJk
who are the people that are dying the most at the moment? What is their age? When did they get infected? How long have they been critical? Do they die because of triage or in ICU? Since in Germany the deaths are only now increasing I assume that most of them got infected during the carneval which was a month ago. So it takes at least one month for people to die if they receive proper treatment?
Connor Lee
We at /cvg/ Hospital care all the patients and we do not discriminate on age or previous medical conditions.
police not taking reports for petty crimes it's like the purge for small time criminals wtf guys
Mason Scott
nobody should be in panic but if you aren't taking precautions to minimize potential millions of unnecessary deaths then you are a not very smart person.
This. It's one thing to suggest that the plague might be of divine origin (I mean, He did it to Egypt, right?) but to perform idolatry is another whole level.
What? Retarded 67 year old US flags who have to deny that this is serious? I agree. They should go find another subreddit to talk about neocon based niggers.
Luke Evans
Doom Eternal. It comes just in time for you to finish it before you can live it.
I want to see corona chan being swallowed alive by immune cells.
Ayden Wood
I fucking hate politicians. the point is doing it because WE DONT HAVE TO, not until we need to. fucking dumbasses.
Owen Long
for you
Caleb Collins
>Cousin went to brunch with a friend who just came back from a cruise ship and had a cold >After that came to my house >My father has MS and is bed-ridden for 2 years now, really really weak health. An aunt is on a risky pregnancy and was here. Her mother helps me take care of my dad and has diabetes. She was also here >She fucking knew of the risks >The friend is now under quarantine and my cousin has the symptoms >If my father gets it he's dead I wanna bash her fucking skull on the pavement, i'm so fucking ANGRY how can someone be a fucking 30 something with a business and 3 FUCKING KIDS and be THIS irresponsible If my dad dies because of it i'm just gonna cut contact with everyone, fuck this family, fuck this shit
Asher Harris
Looking to get a 12.5" barrel for the 870. Still upset that I might have to kill someone, I only bought guns for fun
Hudson Kelly
I'm a consolefag so you're bullying me for all the wrong reasons I mean yeah but shooters on consoles are fucked but I loved Doom 2016
Caleb Jenkins
They're too worried about Clippers and Lakers being infected
Jacob Robinson
>Open article, see picture,"Oh it's a Nigger in charge" >Imagine my surprise.jpg >close article
A bio lab. The “bat soup” meme is so that normalfags don’t freak out and ruin the economy even more.
Jackson Butler
I know you're fishing for (you)s but you know, you're gonna feel like a fucking dick when one of your parents or grandparents dies. Keep thinking it can't happen to you or anybody in your family, because it can and will. Cunt.
Jonathan Foster
why are people in government so slow? Don't they have interns and children browsing Yas Forums who can warn them?
William Thompson
Philly is. Now a Negro paradise
Owen Brooks
Please don't tell me that, my patient NEED help. I will try Fescrativol-900 as last resort tonight. Pray God.
Damn, all the luxury soup is gone. People in Canada must be draining their life savings.
Chase Turner
I just wrote /cvg/'s song
EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING Makes your death as fast as lightning In fact it's a little bit frightening When it's your chest that I am tightening
There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town They were boiling up some bats And slurping guano down It's an ancient Chinese art Making tortured animal broth Everything tastes so great Until you start to cough
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING Your cruise just seemed so inviting Until it came to alighting On my shores for a night-in
There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A While coughing on TV Iranians claimed it was okay Then the Italians stepped it up Threw their arms out to the side Sang, "hug a chink today" Now 50% have died
EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING Tedros' palms are tightening His fever's a little bit ripening Due to the yen that I'm providing
Now our boomers can't be saved, It's too late for Tommy Hanks With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks: To all you dirty chinks, To bat asshole enslaved Coronachan lifts her head And says, "here comes the second wave"
EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING Your coughs are sharp as lightning Is that your will that you are writing? Leave your kids TP for wiping
Your dad has ms and is bedridden with beetus. He should be put out his his mosery dude. Why are you so selfish?
Nolan Lopez
So much this. Just how we pretend the second amendment is about overthrowing tyrannical governments. We all know it's really about hunting and compensating for small penis sizes. I would never shoot at the government. That would be against the law.
Camden Sanders
think they are natural vectors sars and other diseases. something about how their immune system functions don't make them respond crazy to it tho so they can carry it but not be affected. >listened to a podcast once
And this shit is why it's ridiculous to complain about Trump as much as they are. The LA Marathon went on on March 8th with 25K+ participants. Today we hear some fags in Miami tested positive after attending a gay festival on March 4th with up to 10K.
Easton Phillips
Airports officially fucked
Connor Long
I feel for you bro. hope your dad makes it man.
Jonathan King
Probably but what the fuck do I play for 2-3 weeks? I got nothing to do
>U.S. Military Prepares Hospital Ships for Deployment, to Open Its Labs archive.fo/4qOPm
Jace Evans
peak prosperity vid today discusses why you need to wait before licking it down, you only have so long you can shut it down, so picking the right moment is paramount to maximizing herd immunity while minimizing deaths
Brandon Johnson
Try out GamePass if you have a XBOX
Lucas Wright
Lmao literally everyone is talking about it 24/7
Camden Green
/herd/ threads when?
Jordan Martin
>Wasn’t an argument That's the problem you autistic spaz
From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.
If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.
AMA
Hunter Nelson
people should go to work to stay locked in with their guns in hand
Oliver Bell
People calling it a silly little cold in one sentence and then not talking about it ever again is not 24/7 buddy.
Nolan Ross
implying anyone wants this fucking gross World we live in to thrive
Thomas Ramirez
But where do they pick it up from? Hearing from rotten food it's not to certain
if they stop arresting for theft does that mean you can load up a grocery cart and walk out the store?
Logan Miller
Bats naturally carry many viruses. Only sometimes the viruses mutate to jump to humans. Most likely scenario to me: Either this virus mutated naturally or was a part of a research project that escaped.
give oxygen if sepsis give infusion and antibiotics if fever too high give something against that best thing we have against covid19 is placebo give placebo pray get baptised do triage wash hands
Cooper Cruz
Where did you find that, user?
Easton Bennett
>Mossberg Maverick 88 forget that faggot gun and get a benelli m4.
