Not even so much as a slice of bread in my place. What do I need to stockpile food for when so many other people have it?
Raider prep
Eli Martinez
Leo James
All the gear but without a clue.
Bentley Flores
You just like a disorganized faggot.
Andrew Kelly
>pink grip
Nathaniel Scott
>no boots
gunna die of trench foot
Jeremiah Reyes
>cod ghost poster
>alice frame in the back
>high cut helmet with americoom patch
how badly did you want to join but didn't because you knew you weren't going to make the bare minimum cut faggot. bet your accuracy is dogshit too
Luis Murphy
>cuckbrace
grow up, faggot
Asher Hughes
is that a ghosts pre order poster
Brody Campbell
Come invade me and i will axe you. Your final moments will be pure pain. You will watch me eat your severed limbs before I sodomize you and finally skin your torso before cooking you with some lo mein
Mason Moore
>be raider
>time to actually raid
>so excited to try out his tacticool
>go to first nice looking house with lights on
>kick door in and shoot dog
>go to kitchen and look for food
>open fridge and start stuffing bags
>hear the sound of revolver cocking
>its a boomer
>"pussy ass millineals" he says
>shoots you with .44 in the back
Luis Hernandez
Just tracked your IP and reported to FBI/Homeland security.
Enjoy the glow nigs knocking your door down at 4 AM faggot
Elijah Powell
lol cod players simply aren’t going to cut it. Us battefield chads will get the win with proper burst firing and positioning
Charles Cook
>Tries to raid a house
>Gets blasted by a based boomer
Have fun, faggot
Michael Butler
>Everyone is at home due to quarantine
>Everyone is also extremely paranoid
What could go wrong?
Bentley Butler
Sly...
Isaac Miller
Top fucking kek this.
Kevin Martinez
You'll literally be FORCED to carry all your food into my truck like a good little boy and maybe even watch as I take your women with me.
Sorry this is survival of the fittest, preppers always lose, raiders instill fear because they're the predator and you are our prey.
The virgin prepper vs the Chad raider, you already confirmed to the univers where you belong the moment you started prepping for me
Isaac Long
>Dying of the Shanghai Shivers whilst trying to find a white man to rob
Christian Martin
I would ask if your life was so meaningless that you're willing to get shot over a loaf of bread but after seeing you're loadout I'm convinced that it is.
Jaxson Parker
I like that eotech optic and pink pistol grip. Operator as fuck OP, now quit being a faggot.
Christian Peterson
Im not worried, me and muh kitties have food and an economic stimulus package.
Jayden Nelson
>OP is fertilizer
Carter Harris
apparently if you set aside a bag of rice and beans for emergencies you are just the worst person ever. raiders will fuck your wife and the fbi will shoot you for your beans and you deserve it. according to some cucks who never have more then 2 days worth of food at any one time
Grayson Sanchez
Because you're not the only one with a gun, dipshit.
>risking your life to get bread when you could have just stockpiled food also and been prepared for retards to try to raid you
>instead you are the retard
Nice job.
Lucas Price
Because you are going to leave your house with a gun and your brains will explode out of your skull when you are hit by a rifle round in the face.
There will be no quarter for looters. You will be dead before you get to your mailbox.
Caleb Sullivan
Go with your original plan meme flag. $10 a hand job.
Luis Wood
>Raider prep
>memeflag
>pink grip
Since when there are tranny raiders you fucking memeflag fag?
Colton Ward
Pink grip
Caleb Gomez
>hur hur
>prepper left house unguarded
>i'll just let myself in
steps on property line
>click
Adrian Cruz
nice pink handle.. faggot.
your head will look good on my display..
Adam Nelson
Pink handle, another queer in our ranks. Raiders going to turn against you and take your shit.
Like a chimpanzee troop that turns on one their own for plotting against the group.
No room for that faggotry in the future, it's why the old world went to hell in a hand basket
Christian Torres
>having women
>not dousing my entire fortress with gasoline
>coming in a truck
Youre literally asking to get cooked by my molotovs n00b
Jayden Lewis
>Thinks he can organize a raid.
>Can't even organize his room.
uhhh. ok.
Isaac Hughes
COME AND TAKE IT RAIDER SCUM!
Anthony Ramirez
Most have prepped for anything but security.
You literally have no barricades, flimsy door, windows without any iron bars.
God it will be so easy, literally lambs in a wolf's den.
What are you gonna do with the little pistol of yours, stop 5 like-minded raiders like me?
Who will be standing guard with you, your girlfriend who can't even hold a gun without shaking? hahahahaha I love the prepper cope, only a neighborhood watch could potentially save you, but on your own?
Dead meat
Jack Adams
I cant wait to raid their asses and deplete their stash of cum. I will also stab them with my meat sword. All cock meat will be mine.
You will be FUCKED and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Ethan Scott
Matches his bejeweled princess buttplug.
Juan Lewis
that aol disk is worth like.. a lot.
better than gold
Connor Diaz
What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch? I'll have you know I...
Adrian Russell
OP is a Faggot. look at the Dildo grip
Josiah Kelly
Peak LARP cringe.
Nathaniel Evans
Ok hon..
Jayden Morales
I wish.
Nathaniel Rivera
Lifetime Filter (shorter life span works best)
3D printed Kirby to 3M and NATO adapter
plans available upon request.
Joseph Baker
ITT: prepcucks are shivering in their boots
Leo Bell
Why would anyone half serous have a call of duty poster on there wall unless it was there other halves?
Blake Reyes
I'll raid your boipucci and steal your heart, sweaty. ;)
Cooper Perez
You would be fucked by a boomer with a 1911 and then he would trade your tacticool shit for spaghetti Os, coffee and cigarettes.
Wyatt Robinson
Where's the dildo?
Ayden Lewis
That airsoft rifle... fuck, wouldn't want to be raided by you, Mr Call of Duty. Please, don't raid me, I'm terrified!
Tyler Nguyen
If you BUST in by me, honey, you're gonna get a SHOT you'll never forget :)
Elijah Watson
True story
Robert Kelly
IRL Escape from Tarkov inventory, disorganized garbage all over the place.
Sebastian Jackson
You were a pog if you served at all. Your kit is garbage. Do you have a vest? I hope you have a vest so I can see the look on your face when you realize its not rated for .338 winmag
Jonathan Carter
Hope you're good with booby-traps when you come around. Okay Gimpy?
Angel Richardson
Hehe yeah bwoiii
Christopher Lopez
>Raider prep
>prep
You going to raid yourself for prepping?
Cameron Fisher
A 2x4 would be a better brace
Eli Allen
Does the military know you sold their box?
Ryder Gray
Stole
Alexander Reed
The moment you read other people's warnings about the incoming Corona shitstorm and decided that you also needed to prep in advance was the moment you confirmed that you are a beta virgin, prey.
Only the weak hide, the strong go outside and collect what's rightfully theirs because they just TAKE it.
You bought so much food weeks in advance, waited in line like a good citizen, thought you were finally ready. This will pay off in the long run!
But then people started getting scared, more panic buying, more deaths, chilling screams at night, lootings and shooting.
The beta prepper started to realize his mistake, he's not feeling safe anymore even though his pantry is filled to the ceiling with food.
W-why didn't I invest anything in security and weapons? W-who will protect us if the raiders come?
He will not openly have these thoughts as to not raise fear with his family, his girlfriend can't stop crying because she feels it too, incoming doom.
On the next day, the sound of motorcycles become louder and louder.