>LATEST CASES 23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey. 22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus. 22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada. 22:04: First case in West Virginia, United States. All 50 U.S. states now have at least 1 confirmed case of coronavirus. American Samoa and Northern Mariana Islands are the only U.S. territories with no confirmed cases. 21:33: 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany. 21:30: 78 new cases in Spain.
>>>>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >>>And his death was fast as lightning >>In fact it was a little bit frightening >No worries, I got TP for WIPING There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town They were boiling up some bats And slurping guano down It's an ancient Chinese art Making tortured animal broth Everything tastes so great Until you start to cough
> Chris Reed, three-time Olympic ice dancer for Japan, dies at 30 of a sudden cardiac issue
> Chris Reed, a three-time Olympic ice dancer for Japan, died of a sudden cardiac issue over the weekend at age 30, a Japanese Skating Federation spokesperson said. Reed was born in Michigan to a Japanese mother and American father. Reed and older sister Cathy competed in ice dance within the U.S. until 2006, when they won the national novice title. Afterward, they decided they wanted to represent Japan. The Reeds earned seven Japanese titles. They competed in eight world championships and two Olympics with a best finish of 13th among those major events.
> The Reed siblings recently started an ice dance school in Japan. Chris’s last blog was posted on 11th March in Japanese. > ”Hi, long time no see. > I have been preparing to move to Japan since I came back Michigan in January. > Last week, I sent stuff to my apartment, and lots of exercise goods to Japan. From now on, Cathy and I are starting new & tough journey to take Japanese Ice dace to new age. I am looking forward it. > However, (the outbreak of) corona-virus has delayed my trip to Japan. I hope it will end soon. > Take care, everybody!" > Chris Reed
A Chinese citizen living in Massachusetts became ill this month, with symptoms consistent with the coronavirus. She went to a local hospital and asked to be tested three times, but was denied. Frustrated, she flew to China — and tested positive upon arrival. According to Chinese officials, who provided the details, she is one of the nation’s 114 imported coronavirus cases, the newest concern for the country where the coronavirus global pandemic began. A Chinese citizen living in Massachusetts became ill this month, with symptoms consistent with the coronavirus. She went to a local hospital and asked to be tested three times, but was denied. Frustrated, she flew to China — and tested positive upon arrival. According to Chinese officials, who provided the details, she is one of the nation’s 114 imported coronavirus cases, the newest concern for the country where the coronavirus global pandemic began. latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-15/coronavirus-test-us-china latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-15/coronavirus-test-us-china keeekkkkkkkkkkkkk
Gabriela Pugliesi is a brazilian fitness model with over 4,5mil instagram followers and was diagnosed with corona a week ago. She has been updating her status ever since and she looks really fine. I think she is in her late 20's. It really seems just like a flu in her, and watching her daily stories on this is taking my panic away.
Zachary Murphy
That failed in China.
Christopher Kelly
Real Doc here, any medfag have already tried the Cumulative Osteopyrolysis Olistic Manuvreurs?
My patient (41, female) is still under heavy infibulation with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil endovenous but no improvements whatsoever. High fever and low LZ-Peptides levels on the globuline. I'm desperate and cannot find Xemiltresfin anywhere.
argentinian user, che. Youre a great baker can you please not put clickbait titles like the ukrainian one. They got arrested. More like Robbers attempt to steal masks. A bit more objective and less baitey wouldnt hurt
WEST VIRGINIA HAS FALLEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT: WEST VIRGINIA HAS CONFIRMED A CASE COUNTRY ROADS CAN NO LONGER TAKE YOU HOME YOU CAN NO LONGER GO HOME THE END IS NIGH
Josiah Mitchell
Sure thing schizo.
Just like how there was supposed to be 5 gorrilion dead by now?
Sounds like he made a lot of money then. Shame it will go the exact same way as chloroquine.
Jeremiah Turner
So what's with the undead guy in Pakistan
Jose Robinson
>drank all my quarantine liquor >all that's left is 5 beers that are just disgusting Going to have to break lockdown tomorrow. My state only has 3 cases and no reported community spread but it may as well be fucking everywhere
Can anyone give a reasonable explanation why the Anglosphere hasn’t implemented full arse-plug lockdown yet? Why government and military haven’t taken over the logistics considering supermarkets are exhausted in re-stocking? Are those fags masturbating all day long in Barracks? In Australia, shithead politicians say it can’t be locked down because of jobs, economy, why China, Hong Kong, Singapore, Spain, Italy and countless other countries can?
Anthony Flores
My impression is that mutts are straining at the leash to start shooting niggers. True?
Just assume BC and the Great Lakes Region are completely infected. We're going to be one of the 70+% infected countries. Too many stupid immigrants and Canadian boomers think nothing bad can happen to them and won't stop going to tim hortons to hang out.
Jason Baker
We're not talking about a warzone nerd, just a lack of reliable police response. People aren't going to spaz out and pretend the whole world is some big fucking battle royale.
Jason Nguyen
Total, globally? I'm very impressed with your ability to do perform exponential functions. Most Americans cannot.
Christopher Rivera
What do you think, are we going to pass 200,000 infected today?
Parker Walker
>doesn’t even say the same thing
Thomas Brown
Those predictions were made by a retard. He was from the United States and when asked on how he did it, he used autocomplete on Excel.
Those are the exact same predictions from the same American retard using Excel copy-pasted into a prettier table.
Adam Edwards
weather.com/health/coronavirus/news/2020-03-16-coronavirus-updates-covid-19-cases-schools-closed >An avalanche ofschool closures, remote-work mandates, large-event cancellations, and travel disruptions have ground normal life to a halt >scientists still don’t knowwhether warm weather will suppress the virus, as it does the seasonal flu >will become a seasonal bug akin to influenza, or whether it might return in the fall in a mutated form >“The length of time that this is with us is really a function of how good a job we do right now of limiting the spread,” >“Flattening the curve,”in other words,both delays and reduces the peak of the outbreak— slowing the rate at which a disease moves through a population so that the health-care system is better equipped to handle it. >“If we spread this out over longer periods of time, then people will feel like, ‘Well, it wasn’t that bad — only one person I knew was in the hospital at a time, and I stayed home but nothing horrible ever happened,’” Landon said. Ideally, she added, most people who took precautions against the pandemic will feel like it was “a big nothingburger.” >worst-case scenario, the disease could infect 160 million to 214 million people in various U.S. communities over the course of months or a year, with up to 200,000 to 1.7 million potential fatalities and between 2.4 million and 21 million hospitalizations, according to projections by CDC officials >“Keeping track of the number of new cases every day is going to be our most important indicator of how we’re doing,” >also the possibility of a resurgence or second wave of cases after the disease seems to drop off. “The crucial thing is, if it’s not gone and you send everybody back to school and it’s floating around, you’ll have the same thing again,” archive.is/6xdd8
>WOOOOOOAHHHHH 1 MILLION PEOPLE MIGHT DIE THE WORLDS TOTALLY OVER!!!
We have 330,000,000 more.
Nathan Mitchell
That's good that one person is an accurate representation of the state of the world at the moment. I'll notify the doctors in Italy who are freaking out over not having enough beds or ICU
UNETHICAL LIFE PRO TIP: There will be old people estate sales with rare and expensive furniture selling for cheap. Buy these items and resell when world goes back to normal.
Parker Mitchell
Tim Hortons is going delivery only. Do some research you lazy shit.
Colton Jenkins
Which god? Zeus? Odin? Ganesha?
Asher Cruz
>world still hasn't caught on to coronachan being a global hoax perpetuated by intellectuals in order to curb climate change apocalypse >topkek
Official Pol Corona Chan Map UPDATE! UPDATE! >NEW SCALE EDITION!
Yellow - less than 10 cases - shit is under control; Light Orange - more than 10 cases - it can still be controlled; Dark Orange - more than 100 cases - why didn't you control it? Red - 1.000 or more cases - you're fucked; Dark Red - 10.000 or more cases - may The Lord help us all!
You need a secondary jar to put cum into it, and then wash it. But based.
Aiden Reyes
Bolsonaro's lawyer reported losing her olfactory function as a result of COVID. Some anons claimed this was a permanent condition, but I think it's not well known.
Sorry, I don't understand which point you want to make. My calculations are certainly not accurate and depend on similar effectivenes like in South Korea. 10% of total cases from 10 days ago will need IC today and stay for 3 to 6 weeks. With decrease of growth of new cases and 12 day delay, both taken from data frombSouth Korea, after measures were taken, we will hit 0,5 million confirmed cases and 50000 IC-patients in April.
Justin Lopez
I was being sarcastic dumbass.
A cold won't bring down the greatest nation on Earth; sorry to burst your bubble.
Jack Morris
Yas Forums predicted that any country outside of china will have cases explode during March and it did or at least in my country. I haven't been reading the thread for weeks due to prepping, are they any more predictions?
Aaron Williams
I guess nobody wants to admit this was all planned at the highest levels.
Ryan Smith
that sign language bitch was way over the fucking top
Anthony King
It took the deaths of under 300 people in Italy for the country to shut down all business except for grocery and pharma.
