PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TUCKERVIRUS EDITION /ptg/

MAGA & KAG INDEFINITELY
>and INDELIBLY

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OVER THE FUCKING TOP

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PARTY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TRUMP IS YOUR REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

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MAGA

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Be safe.

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>peopled asked to live the hiki lifestyle for like a month
>everyone loses their minds

this is so hilarious

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Nice bake OP! We love our bakers & MENA girls, dont we folks?

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Fucking Cheeto nigger

>home state of Florida
New York absolutely rekt.

ACHOO~

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Weld still has a chance to win

MAGA
>Due to the coronavirus crisis, Philadelphia police will no longer be making arrests for all narcotics offenses, theft from persons, retail theft, theft from auto, burglary, vandalism, bench warrants, stolen autos, economic crimes such as passing bad checks, fraud, & prostitution.

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>not even close
dude

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Wasn't Ohio supposed to vote today?

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Hey guys.
This election is too fucking important.
If you're playing devil's advocate?
Awesome.
Still gotta vote Trump.
The far left is too god damn crazy.

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It isn't a 1000 dollars back from the government, it is a 1000 dollars of debt taken out in your name. Politicians of the future will be motivated to debase the currency to reduce their debt servicing liability when interest exceeds most budgetary items in the near future and it is a dangerous road to tread. If frivolous spending was slashed and taxes remitted that would be one thing, people want to massively inflate the currency with welfare payments.

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haha black vote printer go brrrrrrr

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>they are really gonna go with the women licker during a pandemic

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they pussed out

>Win something running unopposed.
lol

governor got it cancelled, dems are suing

imagine the amount of negrous whitekillers that fucker let go

Boy I am tired of hearing about the virus.

>release defendant

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>spend 3 full months ignoring medical professionals advice
>its just a flu bro
>crash the stock market
>grind the economy to a halt
>401k values demolished
>peoples savings wiped out
>everyone out of work due to lockdowns
>store shelves empty
>heres a hundred bucks bro
trump is a complete and utter failure on every level as a president. sad!

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theguardian.com/technology/2020/mar/06/us-internet-bill-seen-as-opening-shot-against-end-to-end-encryption

>unopposed

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Trump has gone way further left than any of the dem candidates. And yet you all still support him.

NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SAY

GOODBYYYYYYYYE

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I don't get the first one. I know he's a jew but I don't see how he can rationalize his homosexuality while claiming to be rightwing.

>tfw can't lock down or even close the borders because ORANGE MAN BAD retards would block it

Cuomo won't even entertain suspending non-essential businesses in fucking NYC

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RENT FREE

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>Eventually we'll penalize you
Fucking Jewverment

Umm no sweetie

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I already did that.

>sources say

If Bernie doesn't drop out today after this embarassment, he's 100% staying in just to scam the reddit losers so he can buy himself a 4th home.

A THOUSAND DOLLARS

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Hey guys.

Why is Israel allowed to interfere in our elections?

Black cube and JIDF shills slide threads. Look how many pointless threads they post, this is to prevent serious discussions.

When Israel went into lock down did you notice all the "kill all israelis" posts dissappeared along with calling everyone a "Jew" and "tranny" if they point out (((coincidences)))

black-cube-inside-shadowy-israeli-firm-accused-trying-undermine-iran-n877511

haaretz.com/israel-news/farrow-on-cnn-israel-s-black-cube-behind-trump-echo-chamber-memo-1.6414524

wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cube

wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Internet_Defense_Force

we're gonna need people to burn the corpses afterwards

Ohio & Georgia postponed their elections

because people aren't supposed to congregate right now

What did you expect him to do, faggot? Send missile strikes to defeat a virus that was going to spread inevitably?

Go hang yourself and do the world a favor. You’re a piece of shit human being that doesn’t deserve to live

work on your dating profile showing off your TP collection

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>doubles advocate over here

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>(((Chamber of Commerce)))

FUCK OFF SHILL

WE LOVE WELFARE NOW

KEEP PRINTING MONEY

MAGA

the moment he contracted it

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kikes are prone to schizophrenia
fags are prone to other mental dysfunctions in general

I wouldn't be too keen on trying to find philosophical consistency in someone that's only consistency is being an obnoxious faggot

IT'S RUBIO

>it's Rubio!

I honestly don’t give a fuck about the national debt anymore. There is no real order. The world (((economy))) is a built on such a razor thin thread, it’s a miracle anyone bought into this to begin with.

>Win something running unopposed.
>had to beat weld in a close race for delegates
choose one, cuck

Why muttland is so pathetic and inferior in response to this virus in comparison to East Asian countries?

>12 seconds

what..the fuck is in the background where Rubio is?

WELD WINOS, HERE'S HOW WELD CAN STILL WIN THIS!
I JUST DONATED TO WELD! MATCH ME!

RUBIO!

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Daily reminder that not only do you pay for Boomers social security and Medicare, it is now your responsibility to stay home so that they don’t get sick

They'll only infest the encryption they control, but they don't control all encryption.
And the NSA is too fucking stupid to decrypt even something simple I encrypt, so that's what will happen. People who code will encrypt and the peanut gallery will listen to a corrupt congress and go with backdoors. same thing as right NOW.

deactivate the fbi, doj, ses, cia, ig, jttf, fisa, nsa they're oath breaking scum.

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nig bond

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*blocks your path*

Hilldawg is now a Republican

*steals your nomination*

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He is very adept at that. He's probably the world champion of that. There's not a single Ethiopian jew who's a bigger fag than him.

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This asswipe knows nothing about US Law

Anybody got the photo of Trump pointing to the electoral college map after he beat Clinton? It was pretty close to this picture.

Is that a fucking vacuum in the background?

If they're using the WHO test it's probably a false positive.

>I send them to school because it's a good thing

>public school
>good thing
tucc, I....

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Yes.

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and Eurocommie shitdumps still far worse

FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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Woooooooooooooooooo!

>AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS
AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS
>AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS
AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS
>AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS
AMAZON SUSPENDING ORDERS

Will Cucker Carlson ever apologize for throwing all of his supposed Libertarian values out of the window the moment that China sneezed?

>give everybody free money
>society collapses
when did it all go so right?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Ignore the Shills. They are infected with Chinese Diseases.

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We have many minorities

this is all gweilo's fault

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Would someone please crush this fucking kike's skull with a hammer, in Minecraft I mean. Thanks.

>use russian or Chink software
>they spy on you even more than glowies but they can't do a thing to you

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>~80 deaths

way ahead of you

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MY CHEAP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Nice try, Drumpfchkin

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

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What virus?

Might check the archive, I don't have it on this computer.

>people who suck up to corporations are bootlickers
>not me though, I only suck the governments' ass

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>less far behind than in 2016
Hillary's wins were mostly confined to the South during early stages, Bernie is losing just about everywhere except the SW so far

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>It was real in my mind.

Suck it fag

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pretty based explanation he gave.

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I'm worried Trump won't be the nominee
he has like a less than 1% chance of losing
its over...

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CHECKMARK

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whats a staple or medical supply?

charge your phone
also, your retarded

Feels like the testing most people are using is either completely broken, or the virus is so Nurgle-tier that testing is pointless.
>u tested bositive, guarantine urself lol
>fugg
>okay ur gud, thank you for your service, but check back in a week
>u desded bositdiv again
>xDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why would you even announce this?

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>believing that

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Yes it is comwaad. Wast night they towd me they may take away all the bwack goooowd with theiw navy! Stupid wownd eyes!

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>Castro hated more than Hitler in Florida
Based and fuck commies.

>When you literally can't read your own news link.

Toilet paper and hand sanitizer.