What are you gonna do with your stimulus check user?

Push off bankruptcy another month

Probably never get it in the first place foro ne reason or another.

Give it to the Jew.

canoe down the mississippi and missouri rivers

Donate all of it to the Greek resistance

How much will it be?

tree fiddy

do neets get it? I hajvent filed taxes in like 8 years

DeWalt Two Speed DW735X planer.

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A new computer and a bike. My dad thinks I don't need a powerful computer if all I do is surf the net. I asked him if he would buy a sports car if he had the money, even though he only drives around town. That shut him up.

Is this shit a meme or What? How's this going to work. I need an operation done

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Only those currently in the workforce get the stimulus.

A nintendo switch and a hooker

Donate it to the Trump 2020 campaign in hopes that Trump thinks it's funny as shit and starts doling out more free money to fill his campaign coffers.

Yay :D

Pay 1/3 of my monthly mortgage.

I love hairy blondes

I believe this round of checks is also to the rank and file scum and lowlifes that make up this fine country, not just the higher ups this time

it's not a stimulus check. and i'm going to blow it on something that i want, because i'm a neet who never goes outside, will never get sick, and lives a life with no responsibilities.

is that true

pay off the remaining $400 in debt that I have and then maybe spend the remainder on some moar mags for my raifu. pic related. she's a very hungry gurl.

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This, but unironically

>wrong
wagies seething

*ammo
not mags. oops. maybe some mags tho but also ammo. my brain is kinda fuzzy today cuz quitting dipping tobacco cold turkey.

Trump said "all working Americans" in the press conference today.

>BCM fags are in debt
figures

Everyone is going to get $2000, cry more faggot

it's not for neets. pol btfo

bruh, mistershekelsteinshlomoberger told me that debt is good tho.
I actually don't have any interest on it at all if its all paid off within 6months.

>semi
yeah so hungry

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dilate.

Im going to take a trip to China,and discover
its fascinating culture and exotic food.

not even your gaping tranny meat hole could fit 1/10 of my arsenal inside

There's no way they can qualify a working American since some people have their own businesses that show income only during certain times and others are self employed. Thus, it's my belief it will be for everybody.

hope not this would be an amazing opportunity for people, especially if because monthly. but it's looking like it will be only for those who filed taxes and their dependents

>*became monthly

>wagies on full damage control
he said for everyone, not "everyone who is working" fucking dumbass

Credit card debt because I fell prey to the jewish meme and had an manic impulsive spending spree last year.

I'm getting $750 because I'm a Schizo for my Gorona bux

Most likely that Condor Tanto I've always wanted
Some booze
Some more food

Buy a new computer

I'm surprised I didn't have to scroll down 3/4 of replies to find this.
Come income tax time or stimulus it's always "how are you spending it", is that all we're reduced to once we have a bit of extra cash?

Money is worthless. You should be buying and investing. Buying ammo and guns is investing

Probably nothing. I am a full time student, and work part time on campus. since were closed, I bet I'm fucked.

>budget is ~$250billion
>~250 billion Americans over 18
>10% of Americans over 18 would get $1000

You fucking NEETs aren’t getting shit you worthless eaters.

How they. Throw it in a savings account and wait for negative interest rates, gamble it on stocks in some way, below yield bonds?

By guns

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I’m buying calls and puts while funny money is still a thing

dunno, but trump fucking rules. definitely voting for him again.

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I haven't narrowed it down exactly but body armor and or a new gun

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Contact Georgia Pacific and Kimberly Clarke and see which is willing to deliver a pallet of TP to the house.

ok, look. most of you are already fully stocked with toilet paper and guns and freeze dried food.
I know who I'm talking to here.
So the thing is, if we want this country to move forward, past the bickering and divisiveness, the right thing to do is donate that money right back to Bernie Sanders.
He can still pull this off, but he's going to need some help from honest, hard working folks like yourselves.
Go ahead and contact the campaign now and donate the first $1000 ahead of time to get going and then we'll call you after the next payment comes.
Thanks a lot gang!

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