/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2213 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 17.03.

>2088 NEW INFECTIONS:
>9360 TOTAL INFECTIONS +28.71%
>9 NEW DEATHS:
>26 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 17.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
18th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
19th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 84, comorbidity, 17.03.
20th death: Baden-Württemberg, woman, 80+, comorbidity, 17.03.
21th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
22th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
23th death: Baden-Württemberg, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
24th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, 17.03.
25th death: Hessen, man, 86, 17.03.
26th death: Schleswig-Holstein, man, 78, cancer, tested post mortem, 17.03.
27th death: Baden-Württemberg, woman, 80+, died on 16.03., 17.03.
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>probable average mortality: 8,91%

>RKI reports:
+1144 = 7156 cases
+0 = 12 dead
updated: 17.03. 14:00 GMT
latest status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>RKI:
Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
Risk for population in Germany is now high, cases with severe disease rise.
1 in 5 cases will develop severe disease, doubling of IC-capacity demanded.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.

>Crisis-plan for hospitals:
Reha-institutions, hotels and halls to be repurposed for mild cases.
IC-capacity to be doubled.

Drive-in testing gets more popular and contact tracing is still done.

>17.03.
Hamburg: Major promoting herd-immunity.
Berlin: 2 israeli diplomats infected.
Lufthansa: Support supply-chains for the german population from air.
German hospitals: Around 500 cases hospitalized, 1000 more expected in the next days.
Wacker Chemie: Slowdown of Ethanol deliveries is foreseeable.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Real Doc here, any medfag have already tried subcutaneous claptomnase with 60cc of Uroflocin by the way?

My patient (60, man) is positive to aminocladic reactase but negative on uncapped Right-handed Blastocites. Already tried fosfil-3-maltroxidase dextrine in 600ml solution with OC Lisophormase but no reaction nor improvements found at the moment.

Solutions? Suggestions?

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7,975

END OF THE IRAN
twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1239673228177682439

>the ball has started rolling in canada
>double digit daily death tolls starting this week
If you didn't get your PAL it's too late

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wpxi.com/news/top-stories/live-updates-allegheny-co-health-officials-expect-about-half-community-get-virus-within-months/MFEPRBERPVE2XLKWC4B7VYBSZE/

>In a townhall conference call with the media, Allegheny County health leaders said they expect 40 to 60% of the community to get the coronavirus over the next few months. Dr. Debora Bogen, director of the Allegheny County Health Department, said in the townhall that most of those people will be fine, but the concern is for those who have compromised immune systems.
Based on recent population estimates, that would mean officials expect between 489,000 and 734,000 people to get COVID-19 in Allegheny County alone.

Fuck

I'm not even a doctor and I know you made up all that medical jargon you stupid faggot.

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CANADA DOUBLING

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The environment is in a parlous state, unprecedented numbers of floods and droughts are hitting various areas of the globe, and swarms of locusts are threatening the livelihood of tens of millions of people. Wars and civil wars are raging in Africa and the Middle East. One catastrophe after another is hitting our planet. But, this is not a second coming, as some might suspect. It is the death pangs of a system that has become a fetter on human society. The choice between socialism and barbarism could not be clearer. Capitalism is horror without end. But amidst its horror, it is forging its own gravedigger: the working class, which is leading behind it the poor and oppressed. Once the workers begin to move, no force on the planet will be able to stop them.

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twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240063107541630977

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Americans who are in lockdown, what policies do people have to follow? Like who goes to work and who stays home and what about food shopping?

I'm sick.

Gonna cough on as many people as possible.

Wish me luck.

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200k by tomorrow.
250k by week's end?

Finna

My city is still functioning, it's slightly quieter than usual but have seen no panic or anything

Italy is just the appetizer

Spain will be the first corse

The American continent will be the main corse

Africa will be the dessert

Personally I would advise
>test e 500mg/week
>tren a 500mg/week
>mast p 500mg/week
>npp 500mg/week
>eq 1200mg/week
>GHRP-6 300mcg/every day
>CJC-1295 DAC 2mg/week
>sdrol 20 mg/every day
>winstrol 50 mg/every day

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>got told we're going to be working from home every day for a period of 14 weeks
Comfy times ahead

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Post new corona chans I need them all.

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The artist knows what to do.

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Yes, you need to up your vitamin C and zinc

>first case just came to my county

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anyone having tight chest and difficulty breathing from stress???

14 million infected, 30 thousand dead in 1 month

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I'm not joking here, my last patient, woman 42, the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. Early torax Rx results was negative for artromyelisis and neurolactosate reinfections but positive for sub-pulmonar-scattered prozyeme enzymes accumulation.

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Please don't.

>12 on the island
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THE FERRIES

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>Solutions? Suggestions?
Essential oils like CBD and lavender. Also, magic healing crystals and Jesus.

After that, drink some ginger ale or 7-Up, and he should be good as new.

He's got the 200k one ready. Just waiting for her to hit the pop

powerful

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>daily numbers
The area I live in doesn't even test anymore. The only ones that still get registered are probably the ones arriving at the hospital for intensive care.
Comparison of infected/dead/recovered numbers is going to become meaningless over the next few days.

Just thought you should keep that in mind OP. Good job with the threads though, thank you.

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i'd be fine with this if nonwhites did not exist

much

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOME!

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That jew is still alive? I thought he would have offed himself already.

yes, could i get an extra large portion of nah-chos with a not dog on the side?

Insert peepee in orifice. I'm an expert.

>old

nice specification.

Legit just happened to my post on boomerbook about dogs getting infected.

Is China mass reporting or something?

3 to 5 days to hit TB numbers.

They are definitely trying to hide the fact that this is going to kill many, many healthy young people if the health services are overwhelmed. People really freak out when there's a mysterious illness going around that can take a healthy person and put them in the ground in a matter of weeks.

I think my mom might have corona,God I hope not. Dry coughs at sleep and she has sore throat. feels unwell and possible headaches, sleeps a lot. What can I do, to both protect her and my little brother and me.

For me, it's yellow fever

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Pretty sure "reinfected" cases are just people with generally bad immune system.

yeah, sometimes my temp rises at night, but maybe because it get cold.

I think people who claim to have it are just stressed from all the apocalyptic news being pumped out.

>doesn't grow a penis

Disappointed.

politico.com/news/2020/03/17/coronavirus-layoffs-america-unemployment-134819

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based

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sorry, 3 million dead, scientific notation is hard for me

I've got a pack of vitamin c tablets on standby don't think I have zinc supplements though

Going to be over 800 deaths today, seasonal flu will officially be defeated by the weekend. Make sure to send this to Bill when it does!

So when did Spain suddenly become a shitty version of Australia with these terrible shitposts? You're barely even a relevant country, stop trying so hard.

>German hospitals: Around 500 cases hospitalized, 1000 more expected in the next days.

Laughs in Stalingradese

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>GAME OVER, THE VIRUS IS SPREADING TOO FAST!

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help

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YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ALL THE POST-IT NOTES, I NEED THEM FOR TOILET PAPER!

You must live rural, Bochum for example recently set up drive in testing.

50 CASES IN URUGUAY
URUGUAYOS CAMPEONES DE AMERICA Y DEL MUNDO!!!
Your presence here reassures me

You never worked a day in your life. Now fuck off back to /lgbtqp+/

Oh fuck, creepy smile guy is back

What's so good about premium porn? I never understood this.

Nothingburger. It’s just a bad cold.

Someone please calculate how many people have been cremated in wuhan according to satellites. pls im scer

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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WHO is lying to us. Numbers are not real. This virus is killing people like crazy. Mild cases are more like severe cases.

We are all going to die.

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Anyone have the link of Corona-chan MEGA folder?

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Have you tried swtiching it off and on?

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>dat pic

The rod and the ring will strike...

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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Have you tried telling him it's a nothingburger and serving him a coro-nah?

Forgot pic.

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>cases rising, deaths dropping
cure confirmed
pack it up

So you sewed some broads vagina shut. Big whoop

That is a good strategy Doc.
I will try also:
>Merps 25pmm/H
>J-kase 100ml/sec
>Finosfurt-Forte 2 times a day
>Tremixolir-12 once a day vut only for the first week

I'll let you know how the patient will respond.

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RKI must have come to similar conclusions, they say delay of effect is 10-12 days and they want to double our IC-capacity.

>have a fit 22yo, teenager looking gal over every week
>no oppai slampig sidepiece
I need to sort that out before bitches no longer want to meet.

When in Heaven, I claim Honoka as my waifu.

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yeah

wetterauer-zeitung.de/wetterau/friedberg-ort28695/coronavirus-wetteraukreis-testet-nicht-mehr-13601784.html

Why people freaked out over toilet paper? Not canned food, not water, not even meds, just toilet paper

>do fun things, play vidya with your internet friend, have fun
>he goes to sleep
>immediately remind that the world is going to end in a few months and you are going to fucking die a horrible death in suffering
And how do you feel, /cvg/bros?

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>Government is paying me money
>Tom Brady is gonna be a Buc
>corona virus
what kind of timeline is this

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>US +1776

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I got a norovirus like 3 weeks ago, do I am more vulnerable than a person who was healthy 3 weeks ago?

Yes, information will get more and more scarce, I can only read so and so many articles. Thats all I found.

>Italy is just the appetizer
>Spain will be the first corse
HOW DARE YOU?
(insert greta, I'm too drunk and coronasick to do it)

meh

dont forget intramuscular haloperidol to prevent your patients from escaping quarantine or feeling anything

Yeah, it*s going to get serious now.

It's a shitty RPG where the player made bad choices on purpose just to see what would happen

>Essential oils like CBD and lavender
Good catch, I will immediately draw out my patient from all medication to try that.
Thanks doc, I'll let you know.

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We should calculate mortality rate by comparing doing (total cases 3-5 weeks ago) / (deaths today)

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Nice

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Because after civilization crumbles it will be the most valuable product on Earth because people don't know how to clean their ass without it.

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Krautbro from lastthread who projected south korean decrease to germany:

please post high res. of the curves.

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CHRIS HANSEN IS DOING A LIVE CORONAVIRUS SPECIAL WITH TOP DOCTORS

youtube.com/watch?v=0DBtPf6mpEk

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kek it's collecting his coom

>not making toilet paper moonshine while locked in your home
youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

10ccs of spaghetti in his ass.

Is it past 200k yet? Want to post Corona and go to shleep.

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Get a gun, Germanon.

It'll be better to commit suicide than die coofing or to be killed by a roaming pack of Mohaamads

I appreciate the exciting time we are living in, but yeah it's a lot I feel.

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And then we do it all again next year, except this time it's 10 times more deadly because people are fucked up from Phase 1.

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How many jihadists, I mean migrants?

All it takes is one fucking retard I swear to god:

>3 Friends live in 6 person house
>5 of them there all the time, 1 visits his actual home by train twice a month for a week or two.
>All 5 people have been very careful so far, prepped, armed themselves with knoweldge, working properly on contingencies and holding eachother accountable for hygiene.
>6th guy comes back from his train trip home, walks into the living room where the 5 are eating dinner and talking
>Hes coughing everywhere, attempting to hug everyone
>When they spaz out he just laughs and says "just a flu bro hahaha calm down"
>Purposely coughs on everyone in the room
>Everyone is now shocked and scared, mostly because two people in the house are type 1 diabetic, and catching corona will result in a guaranteed hospital stay
>6th guy now feels "sorry" but keeps walking around the house and coughing everywhere
>This same guy was on a packed 3 hour train ride

Fucking retards in this country, all it takes is one fucking cunt to not self isolate or only take Boris' first "herd immunity" strategy without the update that "wait thats fuckin retarded" for the UK to get fucked.

Post it NOW

Why does my Xbone controller sometimes disconnect from the PC right after connecting?

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Am I gonna make it?

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Thanks for the info, they kind of leave you hanging.

More, testing is increasing.

I bet that government worker had a crow when he heard that.

and holy fuck, imagine if this virus stays around, it will change the society massively.

None of us are going to make it.

I know this.
We are all gonna get infected and die.
In poland patient 0 "recovered"
We all know what happend next. (he will get positive soon as in italy patient 0)
We all seen the chinese videos of people collapsing on the street.
But it was after 2 months or more into the virus.
Europe is probably half month in.
Good luck
ITS OVER
I REPEAT ITS OVER
ps. i see my normie friend say that 2 weeks and the quarantine will go away
LOL

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The cure will be lauded for thousands of years and monuments will be erected in it's name.

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Reserves closed Stay out!
>The Assembly of Manitoba Chiefs have declared a state of emergency for 62 First Nations due to COVID-19.

The move includes closing reserve borders to non-essential travel.

Grand Chief Arlen Dumas says First Nations do not have the physical housing ability to socially isolate and must take extra precautions

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*ACHOO* NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Wrong people who die from it are a shorter time without symptoms only 2-3 days after infection. And most die 8 days or less after symptom onset.

you look like you lack what it takes
your eyes are too soft

>intramuscular haloperidol
Oh ok, I was always wondering why all my patients tried to escape my therapies now.

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10 refugees infected, in a refugee-home in Berlin.

you win biggest faggot on cvg. i didn't think the waiter cringe could get topped.

fucking chinks

What do think about the viewpoint of all this being overblown response.
Media fanning panic, and the state just moving in to restrict more freedom and usual kikeness.

youtu.be/va-3zS9q1yo

Guy in here says that if no one was testing for Corona, then no one would notice anything different about the amount of deaths.

Said that the people that died had a bunch of diseases that could have caused death

Says that amount of flu in this winter was flatter than usual.

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My university just closed so now I have literally nothing to do and all the clubs and stuff are closed too :/

youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8

People are walking and biking and the streets are full with cars in Wuhan.

I guess China really DID contain the virus, wow.

Happening over.

Why are cases so low in Japan?

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There are two ways this can go:
>Nations become more wary of global integration and reliance on China, making the CCP lose its power
or
>China buys the dip on every fucking country, making the CCP more powerful than ever before

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Why the silly helmet?

source?

>>Hes coughing everywhere, attempting to hug everyone
>>When they spaz out he just laughs and says "just a flu bro hahaha calm down"
>>Purposely coughs on everyone in the room

kick him out, fuck him, i'd be pissed as fuck.

You eat at burger king. You've had it all along.

Great, but where to source it?

This.

Preferably RPAL. Good luck leaf bros.

Very likely that it will stay around to be honest. It is a coronavirus after all, like the common cold and it can be spread asymptomatically.

youtube.com/watch?v=sef4YT2s6i4

Reinfection is a meme.

But our official website still says 424 cases
>canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/coronavirus-disease-covid-19.html