/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2212 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

daily reminder

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When will we hit 200K?

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Do you think this is going to be a thing?

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People still goin crazy here. I live in a city with ~100k pop.

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>200000 infected
>8000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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What are you even trying to say with this post?
That Jews poisoned wells and caused the black plague?
That was debunked hundreds of years ago, man.

oh thank god now let me find something else about trump to be mad about

youtube.com/watch?v=7DGUDC_hbWk

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Thanks based Argentine OP

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Southern California if not entire country will be martial laws because these retarded piece of shot normalfags refuse to isolate. Today went on a hike and theres dozens of people everywhere mostly in twos some threes multiple groups of children none of these people 6 feet apart

>Dead: 7,965
lol, still only 7,965.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,965? Four days? Five days?

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Reminder that baked beans on toast will get you safely through the pandemic

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Oh shit, that one says 199,095

Pasta gone.

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Owo

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Sometime tonight

>realistically months ago in China

imagine sharing a poop stick with strangers

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Pasta is no good served at every meal

>Sharing buttsponges

How long until I get my neetbux? I want to play Nioh 2 and Doom Eternal so bad and I got literally nothing on my account

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WHERE ARE MY WORKING CLASS NEETBUX
I WANT THEM NOW

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based. take the billpill

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stores are much better here but still ran through on sanitation and FUCKING toilet paper
also a 150k+ city here, and 1 shit tier chinese hack hospital

MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
>MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
>MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
>MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%
MNUCHIN CLAIMS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE TO 20%

The old Italian man warned you

youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0 Inside Italian hospitals.

Are they cancelling the lottery because I'm thinking about buying 500 powerball tickets

Give the patient two paracetamols and tell them to stop being a pussy.

I thought this was what everybody did? You mean you don't?

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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lol at every single nothingburger filth nigger spammer. I hope you choke and die when Corona-chan turns your lungs into scar tissue.

When they get the results in and more people can get tested but because they are limiting for a few people we won't really know

A couple weeks

this faggot not streaming just proves its a nothingburger

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Flour 404.

City is under full lockdown, only "basic-services" allowed. Everything else closed.

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cnn.com/2020/03/16/economy/job-losses-coronavirus/index.html
>harbinger of the problems facing the US economy which could be far deeper and more widespread than they initially appeared.
>because it will hit small businesses like Dixon's particularly hard, it could take years for the economy to fully recover
>Nearly 80 million jobs in the US economy are at high or moderate risk today, according to analysis
>probable that as many as 10 million of those workers could see some impact to their paychecks
>layoffs, furloughs, fewer hours or wage cuts
>Moody's Analytics projects that 27 million are at high risk
>Maybe 20% of those workers, comprising about 5 million jobs, will be affected
>"You're looking at one of the biggest negative job numbers you've ever seen,"
>"The issue is we think next week....there will be no hires," he said.
>"Last week it was all about stopping hiring. This coming week it will be about laying off workers,"
>"We don't have the option of getting a bailout," she said. "If we don't work, we can't eat. And we can't work from home. I'm scared."
archive.is/iTRvP

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CORONA CHAN PLS

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you good there 日本人くん
are you faggots still not testing anyone?

I think I'm infected. I'm gonna blow through this sickness and become immune, then I can go hang out at the zoo by myself.

I CANT WAIT THAT LONG. SOMEONE LOAN ME 60 BUCKS, I'LL PAY IT BACK WITH INTEREST FUCK

Where is the Ambrosia, /cvg/?

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CIVIL UNREST WHEN?
>CIVIL UNREST WHEN?
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it is just a flu

get over it

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Shut up, your island is lost anyhow

How does it feel that the great happening is finally upon us after all these years? For me, I'm bored already lol

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Fuck off Xi

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>mutt education
>common core
Damn, of course exponential growth is beyond you
Sorry lad

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I produce my own food. fuck you zoomers

the quarantine efforts will have a bigger impact than the virus itself. kansas just closed all public schools for the remaining school year. People can't go to work, their kids can't go to school, shopping is becoming harder by the day.
The sad thing is that without these efforts the virus would be much worse. But we are in a shit situation where we didn't put enough prevention in at the beginning and now have to double down, AND people are infected, spreading the virus and sometimes dying.

is Moscow or st Petersburg on lockdown?

whatever they are doing they doing it right

rt.com/op-ed/483370-eu-ft-russiagate-coronavirus-disinfo/

Is this where the term 'ass vinegar' comes from?

How big is the city?

I would say a week tops. I'm in the sf bay area and they are rolling the lockdowns slowly to give people time to prepare and not panic. My county is officially shelter in place starting at midnight tonight.

already happening in France

Going by these numbers, I'll say you're as trustful as the chinese.

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Anyone else's parents refuse to stop working? Dad has been working for 50 years (exactly) and has the option of working from home but went in at 6 AM and stayed to 5 PM anyway because he would be bored at home.

Comfy quarantine in Astana
FeelsGoodMan

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Southern Californians calling 911 when they heard a neighbor coughing.

As the number of those with the coronavirus grows in Riverside County — police departments say they've started fielding 911 reports from concerned callers convinced a neighbor's overly loud sneeze or hacking cough is proof the person has the virus.

Palm Springs police estimate dispatchers had about five such calls last week, officials said.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/16/shelter-place-recession-weinstein-trolls-westworld-mon-news/5060450002/

[ note story is halfway down page ]

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He is streaming retard. Fuck you make yourself look stupid

PaO2 of 40 mmHg on FiO2 of 100%, PEEP: 18, TV 300x 28, peak pressure 30 cmH20, PaO2/FiO2 ratio < 100, prone.

>Nice Larp as a medical professional.

You can update that to 7975 deaths Gary, cheers, love you (no homo).

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LESS THAN 2% OF PEOPLE GOT TESTED EVEN AFTER MAKING IT FREE
ABE STILL SAYING AS OF THIS MORNING OLYMPICS ARE ON WITH NO DELAY

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A man who loves his doggos must be goodhearted. That is a natural law.

How many normies got infected in the panic shopping

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Give it two weeks

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Eat beshparmak every day bro

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>MAD MAX FUTURE
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MAD MAX FUTURE

meanwhile in canada...

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Rioting is literally France's national sport.

Holy based

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>two paracetamols
I will try immediately to take out Glicomixiol and add two paracetamols.
How big the prescription you suggest? 400mg or 600mg?

I'm on it

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nature.com/news/scientists-create-hybrid-flu-that-can-go-airborne-1.12925

sciencemag.org/news/2013/07/can-dangerous-bird-flu-virus-fly-between-humans

jvi.asm.org/content/88/8/3953

wired.com/2013/05/h5n1-h1n1-reassortment/

rt.com/news/chinese-scientists-bird-flu-751/

These scientists have been fucking with the flu for years. Did it escape, or was it let loose?

where?

don't know why the photo was tilted.

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No horse meat for beshbarmak, shit sucks

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ABE!

Everyone is stocking guns and ammo in my area.
I feel like shit's gonna go down bad.

I hope we die lol

aurora.

this is batting practice

Good job, m8

Next Monday, the normies will snap after the weekend.

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I hear a bunch of amerimutts got sick around the end of last year, and a possible larp of a S-strain (causes immunity) and L-strain (bioweapon) but can't remember if the ones who got sick a few months ago are okay or are doomed to fail.

Asking because I oddly saw the same person saying about it on normiebook, the last place I would think to see anything relevant to this topic.

The areas that were infected are they now getting sick/dead or mostly fine?

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Gary=Best Leaf.

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WHAT IS HE GOING TO POOP WITH
:'(

>literally everything gets delayed/canceled even the euro football which is in the summer
>olympics still on
literally a death sentence

my neighbor asked me to bring in a package for him, it was 3000 rounds. his cat's name is boomer.

>What are you even trying to say with this post?
Not sure yet, just going with what feels right.

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Mentioned in 1st post, 100k. Lower saxony fag reporting in.

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Can we cancel all work visas now?

Atleast u can still eat that goat cheese kurt, how is president Narsultan going

Guys, at the rate we're going, we could hit 14 million in 1 month.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6936719/
If my read on this is correct, approx. 10% of incident of flu occur along with coronavirus. Is this whole pandemic just doctors testing for a virus that was previously untested for?

I wish I'd built a subterranean bunker to go live in desu.

funfact, the dog in cowboy bebop's name is japanese for perineum, or as i like to call it, the gooch. you know, that bridge between the pussy and the anus. what do you call it where you're from?

Abe does understand that just because you idiots keep the Olympics open that doesn't mean anyone outside Japan is going to go and spend money there, right? I mean the foreign tourism is the moneymaker... and all our airlines are about to go bankrupt.

Happens sometimes when the exif data is purged

>F.A.P.S.

CUOMO REFUSING TO LOCKDOWN NYC
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you have to go back

anime is asian ''culture'' infecting the western already cucked culture

goo goo gaa gaa

>tfw no quarantine
>tfw it doesn't matter because you remember you're a hikki and you haven't left outside your house like 4 months ago.

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ABE YOU BETTER DO IT YOU NIGGER

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Compare infected age groups in Germany and Italy.
You had bad luck that lots of old people got infected really fast and clogged up your ICUs.
Also you failed to detect the outbreak for around 2 weeks, some of your first tests were done post mortem.

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there were riots after the eagles won the super bowl. I don't trust the public to handle this well at all when shit hits the fan.

Post grocery stores

Maybe this is not a larp, anyone found it normal to use those sprayers on wuhan? blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/02/11/antiviral-theatrics
They could be spraying people with the s-type

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The amount of money spent on the Olympics is astronomical. They will not cancel it even if athletes start dying.

GODS PLEASE DO IT THIS IS WHERE THE MONEY NEEDS TO GO NOT THE FUCKING FRAUD ASS AIRLINES ASKING FOR GIBS AFTER FUCKING SPENDING ALL THEIR MONEY ON THE STOCK MARKET

>his cat's name is boomer.

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The only winning strategy is the S. Korea/Hong Kong/Singapore strategy, but we REFUSED to close borders, so that was that

At least we weren't racist tho

Games are being played all over the nets

>and all our airlines are about to get government bailouts
there fixed it

>Not just going in several times

>you wouldn't watch decent anime from time to time in post ww2 victorious germany

So now this son of a goat whore is believing Chinese shill bullshit? This fucker has no scruples at all.

Having sex with his daughter probably, i hope corona-chan will kill him and this shithole will finally turn into slightly better shithole

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Anything that comes out of muttland is immediately discarded by me.

western cartoons are fucking degenerate agenda pushing shit tier garbage

I work at a bank. Some security specialist people came in and coordinated with our managers to move an unscheduled Loomis drop off. Took them half an hour and 3 currency counting machines to go through it all in a spot in our bank without ANY CAMERAS OR OTHER EQUIPMENT. They just moved upwards of 500k, probably closer to 1 mil. If elites aren't in hiding yet they are scrambling to get away from the public NOW.

lol you really believe that?

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One of each or it won't work.

>Philadelphia
Get the fuck out of there now.

Give me back my soi reeeeeeee

Lol

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My mum had this, no joke

Everyone wants fed money, why can't people understand that all that money should go to testing and medical supplies. not airplanes.

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Abe just has to let this one go, just say it's delayed to 2021.

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We all know how that will end up. He'll have to lock it down at some point.

It takes a while for people to die, you know.

Are you guys taking vitamin d in the morning or before bed?

I was comparing your numbers with Korea's.

I've never been so undecided if she's hot or not in my life. This girl really fucks with my head in that way. Why anons, why can't my brain decide if I think she's hot or not?

Jim do another stream you nigger.

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>Just the seasonal flu bro

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This is not about believing, but about data.

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>US State Leaderboard
106 total deaths

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA
54 deaths
>CA
13 deaths
>NY
12 deaths
>FL
6 deaths
>LA
4 deaths
>NJ
3 deaths
>IN & VA
2 deaths
>CO, GA, IL, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 death

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F

I take mine at noon, when I go for a walk.

Cuz they got immunity from S strain, the europoors have the L strain and have a 10% death ratio

Can see this one being used in the history books.

Been giving my vitamin D to your mom.

No way the US and South America survives this

>i luv animeh

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Germany's numbers are growing slowly but surely.

Can you guys afford to buy 2 whole eggs?

bodies are fake. Polysiloxan dummies

...

just whenever I eat my meal

Probably, yeah. But that still doesn't mean that anyone is going to book flights to the Olympics, or have the disposable income to go watch that shit.

What is minimum "famous" requirement to go to the front of the line for testing ? Asking for a friend.

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Have any of you seen this article?

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

It talks about a man-made Coronavirus in 2015

morning but after breakfast as it needs a meal to work best

Evening disturbs my sleep.

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mprnews.org/story/2020/03/16/npr-white-house-to-give-update-on-coronavirus-plans-and-tests
>recommending that all Americans avoid groups of more than 10 people
>guidelines are to last for at least 15 days.
>government is "prepared to do whatever it takes; whatever it takes, we're doing."
>conceded that the economy "may be" heading into a recession. But, Trump said, "We're not thinking of terms of recession, we're thinking in terms of the virus."
>government would "back the airlines 100 percent," adding, "It's not their fault."
>Public health officials have said they expect a surge in cases.
>Late Sunday,the CDC recommendedthat gatherings of 50 or more people be canceled or postponed for the next eight weeks. This includes conferences, festivals, parades, concerts, sporting events and weddings.
archive.is/pjsYt

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Same, but now i can do that without any self-judgement

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That was just the regular flu. Most people don't go to the hospital and get tested every time they get sick, mostly only kids or really old people because flu can be fatal to them.

So you're comparing the data a goverment gives you which is obviously lying since we should have more than 10x the outcomes.

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Euros are pussies
Join the /herd/

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The party is about to start Lads

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Guys
polandin.com/47135135/polish-scientist-makes-possible-breakthrough-for-coronavirus-treatment
>The scientists found an enzyme inhibitor which destroys the virus' proteins and hence destroys it. The study conducted by the team from Wroclaw could constitute a basis for the COVID-19 cure. The enzyme is unique and not found in people, meaning that the potential cure would not negatively affect the patient.

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anyone getting bored of this happening yet?

>that 40 year old Cuomer who thinks it's a flu

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"Are you scared, user~? Don't worry... it'll all be over soon..."

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>Evening disturbs my sleep.
thanks. something has been waking me up.

ITS JUST THE FLU BRO

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t. legoland

Yeah I remember every year at this time of year they're building field hospitals and running out of body bags

Gl bro moved from karaganda 10 years ago, they still teach that mongoloid language in schools ?

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Yes, you were, sorry I'm tired.
Korea had an excellent response, Germany did pretty well.
Cases in Korea have further progressed disease than in Germany and new cases are coming in daily at a high rate. A comparison has to take this delay into account.

theres just nothing to do in your shit country planenigger

Too slow.

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City wide rioting and looting in 3..2..1..

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They're doing something similar here in NJ as well, it's more do to increased presence on the street, they're simply "escorting" people home. Basically a free-for-all what you do once you're there.

Btw. Im not even dismissing the simple fact that germanys health care is among the best in the world.

Guys I'm being serious this is freaking me the fuck out

[desire to lick intensifies]

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is /cvg/ working off the BNO tracker?

>been taking valium every day for 7 years
>doctor is 72 with cancer, out of state atm
when i go into withdrawal i'm gonna deliberately get corona the death will be less painful

We are already mostly locking down senpai, it's the HUEs that will screw us all by not doing anything.

cope

No, it's a trap!

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CANADA (BC) +186

CANADA DOUBLING

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i bet hes fucking dying for a shit

Cure #354
You do understand these literally who labs only do these kind of deus ex discoveries to get grant money.

Well it seems like SK got better mostly
And alot of Asia doesn't have scary numbers

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Opposite full force is dedicated to keeping people off the streets, hence they can't be tied up with anything else.

He knows what the niggers will do after just a few days.

>nigs noggin’ outside
>cops cruising by
>”back inside please you are endangering public health”
>”NIGGUH WE TRYNA CHILL NIGGA FINNA BOUT TO SNAP WIT ALL DIS QUARANTINE BOULLLSHIIIT NIGGUH”
>”T-this is your last warning.”
>”TRY ME NIGGUH YOU FUCKIN TRY ME I GOT RIGHTS NIGGUH”
>pop pop pop

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>Netherlands +292 (+19)
Meanwhile, in Holland...

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>666

We are all dead

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>hrrr drrr nigger hrrr
no u

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You guys have got a lot more ICU beds per capita, that seems to be making a big difference.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
POOR LEAFS

>when civil unrest occurs in muttmerica

Finally, I get to blast something with my AR-15 other than beer bottles!

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>work at a factory, at least half the factory is over 55
>live near the red zone, soon to be in the red, business closing down, wife is off for 15+ days
>another factory down the street had 3 positive tests yeaterday, some boomers are already MIA and there is a lot of coofing
>FEMA came in and told us that we count as critical infrastructure and will stay open as long as possible
>tfw

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news.yahoo.com/trump-angers-beijing-chinese-virus-114058385.html

Holy based, chinks and Winnie the Flu angry at Drumpf for calling what it is.

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She got Greenland boys ... time to just accept death

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And there won't be a cop in sight.

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>Toilet paper will be the new currency
Why don't people realize that the true gold for the future is going to be porno. Print out your anime titties, make film reels of porno.

>help airlines
money printer go brrrr
If you dont come out of this with at least 20% inflation something is wrong

Look, anime isn't hollywood jewery and it isn't whatever the fuck happened in Pic Related.

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MORE
MORE
MORE

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Fuck off Upper Morocco.

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THE 56% FACE calling someone else the nword
KEK

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>we should have more than 10x the outcomes
You mean resolved cases?
We have a very high testing density, since we actully still do contact tracing and massive testing.
Our data is more accurate than most others.

>US +1,776 (+23)
>1776
Based.

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Yeah, but people with IQ above 70 still speak russian as main language

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Protip: buy more ammo

Chink flying AIDS.

POST THE 200K MILKERS NOW

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Based US change. +1776, I like it.

It literally is
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6936719/

Broke my neck to read literally nothing. Can't you leafs just turn the picture like a civilised autist?

Is this some form of netherland shaming ritual/opportunistic behaivour?

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Any VPNiggers taking advantage of the free pornhub premium us Italians get now?

Thanks CalArts I hate it

Had the COMMON flu in november, was down and out for 2 weeks, better for a week, then down and out for two weeks again, second time way worse than the first

Didn't bother seeing a GP though, in retrospect kinda silly

No

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MORE COOF FOR THE COOF GOD

Paper money is 100% fake during the best of times, no with quantitative easing and the Fed allowing the banks to operate with 0 reserves on hand they are basically printing Monopoly money Venezuela-style at this point.

theyre finally admitting this will take months maybe years

It's about testing density that reveales all the asymptomatic and mild cases, which a lot of other countries don't do (anymore).

Numbers increasing everywhere but yes I did get sick 1st week january with flu, and know several who did. It's possibly coronachan but I don't think so.

just the flu just the flu bro just the flu lol its just the flu

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JESUS H. CHRIST

twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1240056237137563650

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it's even worse you braindead mongel. we can't have anymore Tom n Jerry, Bugs Bunny thanks to this soulless shit

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Nice try, Ching Chong.
>some of the names
>WuFlu
>Chink Virus
>Kung Flu
WHO is woke, PC mode.

Try a vegetable more than once a week. Fuck! Take the fiber-pill.

when am i getting my corona cash

The Last Days of Mankind

fuck, the leaf got me. Well played leaf, well played.

MIKE MIRRER
EACH PIXEL HAVE OPACITY

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It says its free when I go there without a VPN, what does premium even do?

we can but androids like to fuck with picture uploads

God help us all

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Digits of truth

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See federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm for proof. Welcome to clown world, fren.

yep

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wtf?aren'y any nigga/illegal motherfuckers ramming/looting already?

doomerpilled

Gives you full length shit plus HD shit.

>pic
holy shit. if this is true we're fucked. Europe has the fucking L strain.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Just the flu two weeks ago.

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On a day when, for many, the coronavirus epidemic overshadowed Florida's presidential primaries, voters went to the polls to cast the ballots. Or at least some voters.

Voter turnout was relatively low in Brevard County, where former Vice President Joe Biden easily outpolled U.S. Sen Bernie Sanders of Vermont. With most of the early-voting ballots tallied, and 53 of 170 precincts reporting, Biden had 57.96% of the Brevard vote, compared with 22.36% for Sanders
they're all gonna get corona

pretty sure there are RC benzos you can get on the surface web

Why, would you like it to be a thing?

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I've never had the flu, haven't been sick for five years and live 100km from nearest thing you would call town. Feelsgoodman.jpg

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In Italy you don't have to give them a credit card so they start charging you after 7 free days. They just give premium with only name and email.

what happens if you don't goto work tho

I'm already well stocked for emergencies. Plenty of mags, too.

Please be real game

I had all the symptoms beginning of January. I was bedridden for about a week and a half. It's possible it was a bad flu though.

Lads been eating frozen sausages by heating them in the microwave for 3-4 days now

Now I’m starting to question whether I needed to cook them for a long time in the oven or on a pan instead

No bad stomach so far

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We fucked

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>other
what the fuck?

probably a lie
you don't develope antibodies after recovering from the supposed L-strain, yet somehow recovering form the s-strain is supposed to give anti bodies for both of them
seems far fetched

also, opposed to what this guy says, children are diying from this, see the videos from iran

Nice, best of luck Sven.

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you've been heating them for 4 straight days? they're probably done

FUCK CALARTS

Then they sick pic related on you

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Please post pic related from now on, last time I post this

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calling someone the what, now?

yea i know the jews that took everything fucked all of that

ny and nj quarantine when

Specifically the parts of Asia that turned off the chink imports a month ago and did aggressive testing and contact tracing