FUCK, THROW THE GOD DAMN TOWEL!!!
BERNIE GETTING FUCKING BODIED SLAMMED IN FLORIDA
State's full of older voters and Cubans who have no use for his Fidel apologetics.
>all those wasted votes for bloombot and buttjudge
>9% reporting
Lmao ok
honestly i expected him to do worse. At least he reached the 15% threshold unlike in Mississippi where he wasn't even valid.
This virus isn't killing enough boomers
"Boomers" are the reason this literal methhead nigger isn't Governor of Florida today. 'Zoomer' voters are retarded.
Oh it's so beautiful to watch that fucking commie get rekt.
Um, weren't they supposed to limit public gatherings to like 10 or 50 people?
Who cares, dem voters are the only ones showing up
it's at 26% and getting worse for Bernie lol
They would've gone to Biden anyways
>here's how bernie can still win
That just means Bernie bros will have more survivors.
This. I feel a strong urge to frog punch some smug 19 year old talking about how great Cuba is. People were making literal rafts out of pallets and water jugs to escape that wonderful "free" healthcare and education. My generation and Gen Z can be so fucking retarded sometimes.
>t. Millenial that understands Cuban propaganda is full of shit
Why idiots are still voting Buttgag and Bloomberg?
This country held elections during the Civil War and World War II, I think we can still do so despite this overhyped virus.
I want Bernie to lose so bad
early voting is magical, isn't it?
So retweets and updoots don't win elections? Who could have possibly known?
I SMELL A TULSI COMEBACK COMING ON!
What the fuck is wrong with braindead, please-tell-me-how-to-vote boomers that voted for Bloomberg. I get early voting but what would compel a human being to vote for him when he was never a real contender? Did his massive ad buys really work on the NPC boomer?
go to reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident
and encourage them to donate more money, say bernie can still win this
>praises commies
>Huh, why am I losing in Florida?
Based retard commie.
Tulsi isn't doing so hot
I mean did anyone think American's were going to vote for a guy named practically named Bootygig...
Look happened to Sheev Palpatine aka Lieberman
shieeeet Bernie? Idk who that nigga is all i know is biden was obama's vp
HE SAYS SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MELODY
Hint: (yes)
He's done for!
His massive ad buys did work. If he had not completely tanked in the debates he might have been a contender. A lot of ex-New Yorkers living in FL too.
Zionism intenisfies
He needs another month or two of grifting to unlock the next level of his Jewness.
>B-BUT CALIFORNIA
>Bodied
>6 fucking words
>You have to click post to submit
No tears only dreams now.
Vote Pedderass 2020
its wont matter...trump will call marshal law and put the election on hold indefinitely
Whenever I look at his name quickly, and look away quickly, I keep thinking its spelled BUTTGLUG
Brilliant politics by the DNC to nip Bernie in the bud. Bait him with that retarded Cuba question and secure Biden the state to cut off any chance at a rally. Well played
y-you just wait, Bernie will pwn Biden next debate
BERNIE IS LITERALLY BROKEN IN HALF!
STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
$.02 has been added to your account.
who here a bernie bro...why is bernie so quite on the chinese virus and why is bernie not tell the senate to hurry up on my 1k per month in gibs
nah...he will learn to never cross the deep state and pedowood ever again...
nah I'm a Republican voter who just hates redditors
Old death cult voters fucking the world one last time before corona chan leads them to the other side. What a punchline to that joke of a generation
BROS....
>down by more than 500,000 votes
Turns out Cubans don't like commies, what a surprise
I do it for free nigger, and for the lolcow that Nov election will be.
>Berniebros seething
>Liberals seething
>NatSocs seething
>4 more years of MIGA
Nihilist chads always win.
I thought Cubans were communists why are they not voting for him?
Into the oven you fucking go.
I do it for free.
youtube.com
oh.. well... that's kinda disappointing
was hoping some drunktard really body slamd him
DONATE HARDER FELLOW BERNIE BROS!
That's one of the reason Cubans are one of my favorite people. They will flat out and proudly tell a commie to stfu
And Dade county’s full of Jews too
My boomer dad voted for him because he thought he best looked the part
Sanders says he'll introduce his proposals to the Senate leadership, and asks his audience to share their ideas to address the crisis...
"It's hard to write proper legislation if we are not familiar with the kinds of pain & problems that people all across this country are facing."
this. all you faggots screaming boomers are the problem.
BOOMERS ARE WHY TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT. without boomers this place would be a socialist trash can like Venezuela.. the millennials and zoomers are race mixing faggots. theres more faggots in the younger generations than i thought possible, they all think niggers are ok. they think chinks are ok. they think they should just get gibs.
i can't fucking stand these mother fuckers. once the racist old Vietnam generation dies off, its NIGGER CITY for the whole fucking country. open borders and collapse.
We're still having votes? What a good idea.
Not sure why everyone is so against Bernie, even if he did win he would most probably just push everyone in the country further right, while if (probably not) Biden the radical centrist/neocon wins he's just going to rape a few hundred more kids than he already does.
What even is Biden supposed to be, all i'm seeing is a corpse sock-puppeted by massive corporations and satanic Jews.
(((Broward))) county
really surprising that very Christian Florida is voting for openly satanist Biden
Miami votes so far
I wish. Besides, what's the real difference between a Bernie, Biden, or Blumpf presidency? The fact of the matter is Trump and Biden create the most chaos and fun.
Damn. Pedo Joe broke it off in him. Prolapsed asshole for Bernie.
can't wait for the results to sink in then visit the berniebro reddit to see them try to explain how it was the MSM media that made Bernie lose Florida, NOT him doubling-down on praising Castro.
glorious timeline brehs
>What even is Biden supposed to be,
open satan worshipper
Bernie dropping out will be delicious.
>bloomberg and buttplug still getting votes
did the timeline shift? i thought they dropped out weeks ago.
Pol,
Don’t give in to traitor politicians and China, now is the time. Don’t let them tell you what to do.
Retard. The Cubans are there because they didn't want to be in communist Cuba.
All the people screaming that boomers are the problem are leftypol shills.
They know damn well what the death of the boomers means, and they welcome the great replacement.
Bernie Bros were literally dancing around today celebrating that boomers votes would be suppressed thanks to the virus
turns out the youth who weren't showing up in the first place, still didn't show up. What do you know?!
Let's be honest, we all know it's rigged. Bernie is actually winning, this just proves the fix is in.
lol fuckin tulsi can't even beat people not in the race
But alas, Robin Hood lost. He didn't even make it to the final round. In fact, he was eliminated in the primary round of archery by a dullard who couldn't even string his bow without aid from a team of subordinates. Sad.
Even the Sheriff was surprised. He had heard the tales of the people's champion. He almost believed them. He looked forward to the challenge. It turns out the bows and arrows themselves understood the importance of laissez faire bartering principles to the greater good and systemic health of the entire feudal economy. Especially the bows and arrows of Michiganshire and Washingtonham.
Woeful were the forest faeries.
>Robin!! Surely you did not spend all our gold entering only the Primary Archery competition?
>Gentleman!!! What if the dullard catches the mongol plague!? Wouldn't they have to let Robin enter the General Archery Competition!?
>The moors helped the dullard win!!!
>Nay!! I witnessed the merchants guild placing sizeable wagers on the dullard's success!! Surely, it is the merchants fault.
>There is treachery afoot!!!! And I for one am CERTAIN that the catalyst for said treachery is my carven phallus and ladylike adornment!!!
And the cleverer amongst them tried to explain the complexity of the Nottingham National Committee's private practice of gold distribution to downballot Archery Competitions. That the other candidates, specifically the dullard would now benefit from their gold.
Woeful indeed.
And no matter how they quarreled amongst themselves, no matter how they planned and schemed and threatened, it was over.
And a mongol plague swept the land. But the Sheriff of Nottingham cut payroll taxes to 0% and banned the French from entering Nottingham and was beloved and won the General Archery Competition in a landslide.
And for the forest faeries, there was nary a refund.
~the end~
On a day when, for many, the coronavirus epidemic overshadowed Florida's presidential primaries, voters went to the polls to cast the ballots. Or at least some voters.
Voter turnout was relatively low in Brevard County, where former Vice President Joe Biden easily outpolled U.S. Sen Bernie Sanders of Vermont. With most of the early-voting ballots tallied, and 53 of 170 precincts reporting, Biden had 57.96% of the Brevard vote, compared with 22.36% for Sanders. Trump with 94% of the vote.
I imagine Biden’s supporters never heard of or use the internet
We got too cocky Weld bros
bruh he's losing to bloomberg in some counties
>Bernie is actually winning,
Bernie is jewish and the Scallywag carpetbagger reconstruction era was not that long ago
Makes sense but, just because you aren’t a registered sex offender doesn’t mean you aren’t a sex offender
Israel is next
Damn.
Holy fuck it's a bloodbath.
>muhhh deep state
>lmao berniebross, the dnc isn't rigging it, you're just losing.
Back to ptg migatard
How many days until Bernie endorses Biden?
NYT has called it for Biden
Remember, no refunds
didn't morons here, more than 60%, just given ex-cons the right to vote? i think it was one of the amendments when we voted desantis in over the black gay meth addict.
>he's still believed the (((official))) numbers
Fucking flock of sheeps
The types of boomercrats here in Florida would never even consider a commie like Bernie. Biden looks like the exact type of guy who would retire here and live in a condo or a gated manufactured home community.
Trump will probably still win here but it will be close with someone like Biden honestly.
>couple comments in the thread of Yas Forumstards saying they donated $420 and want people to match them
subtle but good
Like Trump, congress, the courts, and the civil service wouldn’t have let Bernie do shit even if he got elected anyway.
BERNIE calls for emergency $2,000 cash payments to every household in america every month for the duration of the crisis....YEAH YEAH YEAH GIB ME MY MONEY NOW OR ELSE
Berniefags melting down in this thread: reddit.com
make a burner account and upvote the trolls
Blown the fuck OUT!
But seriously, why doesn't the cocksucker just drop out?
80% of Democrats are jumping aboard Joe's bandwagon very happily.
Joe is well liked, unlike Hillary who caused people to keep voting for Bernie last time purely as a protest.
Not even the threat of death from Coronavirus is stopping them from keeping Bernie out of office. Of course now they'll all be dead by November.
fuck bernie
I love Isreal
As we can see here, even the "Bernie is popular with Hispanics :^)" meme is false. I thought he'd take Miami-Dade and MAYBE Orange County but obviously he ain't winning shit.
We'll need enough Coronavirus deaths to offset the Puerto Ricans who came here since the hurricane and earthquake.
Oh yeah, those Cubans sure do love anyone calling himself and socialist.
He needs to pilfer more money from the stupid.
ITS: NIGGA DAT SHIT ALREADY FREE
gg ff15
>Tulsi dead last despite 4 of them not even being in the race
Biden is only going to win because his voters are fucking senile and out spreading the coffin disease
>someone actually made that
lmao
NO REFUNDS BERNOUTS
Only 48% in, there's still a chance. Do not, I repeat, do not lose hope!
I just donated to Billie - match me!
>raped Bernie's anus even when there were only a dozen cases in the US
OK retard
imagine standing in a coughing line just to vote for someone who's not even in the race
>But Tulsi is still running!
Damn I just got a brilliant idea. We need to all go to urban blue zones and coof loudly in line to vote all day. Scare everyone off.
no need it's already everywhere