/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2211 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

VIDEO INSIDE AN ITALIAN HOSPITAL:
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West Virginia BTFO

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It's way past that the official numbers don't mean anything

Am I going to hell for this?

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LOGARITHM FAGS BTFO

How do you shill with log charts when the curve's acceleration is increasing

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Poland is kill

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boy is it kicking off in BC restaurant worker infected 80 NEW cases. Canada numbah one soon.

Deaths
But which site do we use?
Worldometers for me but John Hopkins can't be refuted

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>Italy
>25k cases
>2.5k deaths
what the fuck is going on, it was supposed to have a 2% mortality rate

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-16/nine-san-francisco-bay-area-counties-ordered-to-shelter-in-place
>Six counties in the San Francisco Bay Area will be placed under a shelter-in-place directive by public health officials in a bid to slow the spread
>San Francisco, Santa Clara, San Mateo, Marin, Contra Costa and Alameda — on perhaps the most restrictive public health footing anywhere in the U.S
>“Many people are calling this the new normal,” “It’s the new normal, temporarily, in an effort to protect public health.”
>“These measures will be disruptive to day to day life,” she added. “But there is no need to panic.”
>Only police and fire departments, hospitals, grocery stores, gas stations, banks and pharmacies and restaurants serving take-out and delivery customers will be allowed to remain open under the shelter-in-place order
>“We are asking for voluntarily compliance.”
>“I am surprised because I feel like I am staying six feet away from people and hand sanitizing, and it just seems a little extreme at this point,”
archive.is/Ee4Yw

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TOWARDS THE NOUMENON
TOWARDS APOCALYPSE
youtu.be/xTKIrbIOQis?t=2m8s

You are already in hell user

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both simultaneously

God I want a corona-chan gf bros

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Quick reminder that chinks are lying about their numbers and has at least 1,000,000 infected and 100,000 deaths

>noooooooooo those evil NEETcels are stopping me from working 7-10 for Mr. Shekelbergstein, this is literally fascism what about my god given freeeeeeeeeeeeeedummmmmmbs

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>Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
what did they mean by this

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>STAY CALM CITIZEN

THINGS: NOT OK

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>preordered doom eternal
>don’t know if shipping got delayed
Should I cancel and just buy it from shartmart?

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Identical to here.. oof

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Can you catch Corona this way?

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Jesus, I've never seen my city so empty. This is fucking surreal. I blame Yas Forums for the meme magic.

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shit he found out my secret plan. I better call Bill Gates

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>Italy, a country of 60 million, has had 31,506 cases and 2503 deaths in two weeks
>China, a country of 1.4 billion, has had 80,881 cases and 3226 deaths in two months
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>Imagine being Christ Cuomo, CNN Anchor, right fucking now

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONO
>OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONO
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONO

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Dead: 7,961
lol, still only 7,961.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,961? Four days? Five days?

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Bros, are we flattening the curve?

>9. creating dependency on the state or state benefits
it doesn't matter if the fear and chaos is justified. only that it's useful for their goals.

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China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
>China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
>China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
>China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine
China claims to have "successfully" developed a coronavirus vaccine

elconfidencial.com/mundo/2020-03-17/china-desarrolla-vacuna-coronavirus_2503887/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ECDiarioTarde

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

BREAKING NEWS:

>COVID-19 now in all 50 states after West Virginia confirms first coronavirus case
fox10phoenix.com/news/covid-19-now-in-all-50-states-after-west-virginia-confirms-first-coronavirus-case

you'll be gone tho
> like tears in rain

2 rion plumbing pipes, the smaller fitting tight into the larger one. Larger one needs to be closed off at one end, easiest if it's threaded, simply screw a closed nut on it, acts as closed breech and firing pin.

Grind matchheads and scrape the red phosphor from the strike field of the box, mix 3 parts matchheads with one part strikefield powder in mass, creates armstrong mix, used as primer. Cut 2 round pieces of tape fitting on a washer, which itself fits inside the larger pipe and has the diameter of the smaller one. Pour the primer mix on one cut tape, place second tape over it. Glue that primer cap on a washer.

Roll paper and stuff it inside smaller pipe, take some out, tape it so it doesn't unroll, cut it. Glue the cap on the roll. Grind more matchheads, pour inside the paper shell. Ratio is about 1 g propellant for 15 g shot, or take a look at reloading data.

Load shell in pipe, slam it into the larger one, if it doesn't go boom you didn't make fine armstrong mix or the glue didn't dry.

Even favela monkeys and literal 3rd worlders can craft revolving shotguns, so can you.

nice can't wait to get sterilized

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I know how you feel
and having the army pulling normies off the streets is an added bonus

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ANOTHER AMERICAN JUST DIED SINCE THE LAST THREAD

107 NOW BOYS

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Only 29 deaths need to hit 8K v. 961 infected to reach 200K. I'm calling 8K first.

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retards partying across the way from my house in Denver right now

sausagefest too

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>vaccine
>coronavirus
Do we tell em?

potentially

>buying physical editions in 2020
yikes

> Gary

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Soon the world will be purged.

Soon Yahweh's wrath will have purged the impure.

Yas Forums is always right, the ones who chise not to listen can never be saved.

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>China

I want to be gone. At least when I'm gone, I'll feel something for once

they’re only testing old people now

I plan on comiting a few heinous crimes and then killing myself

What's the best way to kill myself? Gun?

Posting here because IP ban

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Estado del peruANO

shipments backed up and cancelled its real we will run out

oh look they actually started testing

call the cops on them, this time it's okay.

THIS

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>Am I going to hell for this?
Kinda: some day a piece of shit kid will treat you in similar manner... except he'll be 1/100th the man you are so it'll be super shitty for you. That's how it goes, Penny.

i've got a scratchy throat and dry cough lads it's over for me I'm immunocompromised

Put the roll in the bag. Nice and Slow.

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THAT

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Anyone have some webms? I got someone that thinks this shit is fake. More disturbing the better plz.

We comin Italy!

Denmark bro’s I think we’re good and safe

Time to witness the rest of humanity collapse

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2nd derivative log charts

>NAME MY GERMAN BAND
NAME MY GERMAN BAND

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I don’t know user but hope someone can help you, good luck out there

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>and nothing of value was lost

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instagram.com/p/B92c0vap5Wx/
i made webms but 4mb ones didnt realize it's 3mb limit on here

>Not a single nothingburgerfags
Wew lad.

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This cat better prepared then half the boomers in the city

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eh I hate the fuckin cops more than I hate normies

how legit is the chinkbugs vaccine?

whomst /raidergang/ here?

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If she farts, yes probably. Corona-chan is present in the feces of infected individuals.

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canada gonna be the new Venezuela.

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>Cure announcement #63

Just rethink about it dude, go find yourself some good shrooms first. You’ll have to look at the world from another frame of mind then the one you’re currently stuck in. It’ll be okay don’t do something you can’t undo

TWO MORE DEAD SINCE THIS POST

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Its time to Panic

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They'll be back later, they're coping now
Zero precent

>not going to be able to play vidya when the internet goes out
we'll see who gets the last laugh bucko

>Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
Finally, after more than 3 fucking months lmao

Get help.

based.
I prepared my cat too.

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>More disturbing the better plz

I gotcha.

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Corammenstein

CHOO
A-CHOO
A-CHOO SNIFF

>elconfidencial.com/mundo/2020-03-17/china-desarrolla-vacuna-coronavirus_2503887/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ECDiarioTarde
THEY HAVENT TEST IT YET,USA ALREADY START TESTING TODAY,IT LL TAKE MONTHS...

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

reminder that china found a "cure" for the corona virus like 20 times by now
i remember a CCP offical tv releasing on twitter a literal propaganda skit on how someone is released from the hospital and gives flowers to 10 doctors lined up and then goes outside and "gives an interview" how he was cured by some experimental drug
also in the background there was soothing music
can someone find that sadly dont have it saved

Do I have corona if I've had a dry cough for over a month now Probably since January? I went into the doctor and had her listen to my lungs, and she said she didn't hear anything wrong with them as to why i was coughing so much. (Corona really hadn't gotten started about it)

Had a dry cough lately, trouble staying awake, and woke up pretty sore today, but all of these things feel like they predate corona and I have a hard time believing I'm the patient Zero of America.

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Reminder that Denmark will colonize the post pandemic ruins of Scandinavia

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Which of these do you hate the most

The regular nothingburger
>it's just a flu bro

The miga nothingburger
>it's just a flu bro
>but the media is hyping it up to take down Trump

The Qtard nothingburger
>it's just a flu bro
>but the media is hyping it to cover up the arrests of the deep state and elite pedos
>muh Tom Hanks

The tinfoil hatter
>covid-19 is a virus made by Soros and Bill Gates
>it kills people using the 5G network

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>instagram.com/p/B92c0vap5Wx/
sauce?

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The Sour Clouts

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FUUCKKK THEY TOOK OUR GERMAN POPTATOES
>FUUCKKK THEY TOOK OUR GERMAN POPTATOES
FUUCKKK THEY TOOK OUR GERMAN POPTATOES
>FUUCKKK THEY TOOK OUR GERMAN POPTATOES

Sauerkraut still here
everything is fine
I already have a Bratwurst here

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Remember to share the pics of the whores you have saved before dying

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instagram.com/p/B7u7M02h9c0/
hospital in china

Soooooo... when do we start dressing like this?

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He's a fucking retard. 90-95% of deaths go underreported.

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Just got this in Pinellas County Florida

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self isolate now or when pandemic reaches peak?

50% winrate
Jesus

you get your permission slip to leave the house yet? its coming. France style quarantine also coming here too. say goodbye to your freedom

I mean if you zoom out far enough all exponential growth will curve
Just has to kill 99% of the pop first

Fine by me, friend

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The number of daily infections ain't going up in Italy, Iran and other countries
The virus already peaked, really pathetic

CLOSE YOUR AIRPORTS FAGGOT

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welcome back. you did the same after the black death buttucked us raw.

The virus is airborne (but you still don’t need to wear a mask, goy!)

cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/16/who-considers-airborne-precautions-for-medical-staff-after-study-shows-coronavirus-can-survive-in-air.html

Stop posting normiegram links you nonce

IT IS A BIO WEAPON

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>work at a factory, at least half the factory is over 55
>live near the red zone, soon to be in the red, business closing down, wife is off for 15+ days
>another factory down the street had 3 positive tests yeaterday, some boomers are already MIA and there is a lot of coofing
>FEMA came in and told us that we count as critical infrastructure and will stay open as long as possible
>been sick, im very suspicious that she got me
>tfw this whole situation.

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the virus denier
> it's actually the NWO people overhyping a bad season of the common cold to finally establish a world government

Yeah IF I HAD ANY. I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE A VIRGIN

I'm a neet with several months worth of food. I don't leave the house besides walking through the forest every morning. Not exactly worried.

Honestly it's better to actively go get it now instead of when the hospitals are full. You can't avoid it.

now

>that hand
thats a man

We're doomed.

Here's a new video of the inside of a hospital in Italy (different one):

instagram.com/p/B92jTunpiWI/

ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING , WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GOODS, MEX PESO IS IN ALL TIME LOW, IMMINENT COLLAPSE OF ECONOMY SOON...

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COPS IN CANADA NOW REFUSING TO INVESTIGATE PETTY CRIMES UNDER 5000

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>Which of these do you hate the most
Probably faggots like you who believe everything they read on cvg.

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Good. I want this over with. Could legit lose loved ones.

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you can't save a whore

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same thing in my town here in Texas

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ABOUT TO BREAK 200k.
199,081.
Based Artist get ready to pump those corona-chan tits!

butthurt migatard detected

If only there weren't that extra "c" in Raccoon.

Nope

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Argentina ahora tiene oficialmente 79 casos.

Y los chinos están diciendo que encontraron una vacuna y están preparados para empezar a producirla en masa...

boomers and fatties

say it with me pol

N
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If supermarkets all over the globe go out of stock simultaneously how fucked are we

All memes aside you guys realize that the chink flu has doomed Trump's re-election for good right

All Biden has to do to win in a landslide is to keep breathing although even that is optional

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Vid here
youtube.com/watch?v=HQq118cDqE4

That's what happens when a healthcare system collapses and people you would normally save with enough equipment and resources start dying en masse.
2.5k from coronavirus, just imagine how many are dying from everything else.
Ever heard of someone dying from appendicitis? Hardly, as long as you get proper care fast. Once the hospitals collapse though? Mortality can jump to 40%+. That's just one example.

Kranken-chan19

No tamales? Nooooooo!

>china
Cualquiera chango

City wide looting is back on the menu boys!

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depends if warehouses can keep up with demand protip they cant

Isn't that Dick Masterson? Doesn't he live off patreonbux?

>50 different "vaccine" announcements in one month

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why are their hands so fat...
>.>
is t..that a south american trait.

>instagram.com/p/B92jTunpiWI/
boomers everywhere

>Tfw some retarded doctors went to Italy to ski
>didnt tell anyone
>got positive tests on corona
>they kep working
>in my town

It was nice knowing you lads

>2020
>us hasn't made a secure online voting system to replace paper.

i fucking hate this country.

Okay, almost the entire planet has been infected, maybe already is, just not official, but even that's only a matter of time. It's been months already. I'm bored of this shitty happening. Every day it's the same shit. Italy +3k infected, +300 dead, Spain, France and Germany numbers becoming similar to Italy's, the US catching up, along with every other country. Okay, great. Let's assume that in a month, every country will have Italy's levels of increase & deaths relative to their populations and other factors. What then? It's so slow and boring. And the markets? All the same shit. Wojak reactions as it falls 3k+ points, nothingburgers come out the next day as it rallies again, repeat, repeat, repeat... When does this shit end? Yes, I get it, it's a pandemic, a persistent virus that asymptomatically spreads just about everywhere. Fan-fucking-tastic. I'd like some variety to my happenings, please. This shit is going to become incredibly stale by May.

that's a 12 years old from a known cp set

There will never be a vaccine for SARS-CoV-2 because all of them will cause ADE (antibody dependent enhancement)

Nah, he just stole UBI from the Democrats. There is no way he can lose now.

excuse me what the fuck is western Europe doing?

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How the fuck is everyone running out of goods already? It hasn't even been a month and Anons keep posting pics of empty supermarkets and the like. I thought we were 1st world countries, you're telling me we don't even have three weeks of spare food in case of emergency?

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All the boomers in my neighborhood are out for their afternoon walks, and they've all stopped and congregated in the same place to talk about boomer shit. There are about 12 of them just standing in the middle of the road. People are retarded.

3 days and people are killing each other in the supermarket aisles.

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>butthurt migatard detected
Seething poorfag neet
Prove me wrong

dude stop with your facts
this is cvg, a place for people to freak out and post memes fromreddit, 9 gag and ifunny

Thicc from the Peru

>instagram.com/p/B7u7M02h9c0/

link plis

Oh yeah, we had that happen too. Some doctor that came back from Italy during the outbreak and later infected a retirement home.

19yo actually

>All memes aside you guys realize that the chink flu has doomed Trump's re-election for good right
he's fucking done. no way he gets re-elected after all this.

Who cares. Neither trump nor anyone else will do anything other than pick up the pieces for the next 2-3 years.

what the fuck

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>/cvg/
>memeflag
>muh drompfd

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Dems didn't want UBI lmao
The UBI gook won less than 1%
He would have won even less in the general