Gday lads, praise corona!
>Australians urged to fly home before borders close
indaily.com.au
AUS/POL - FUCK OFF WERE FULL EDITION
Cooper Nguyen
Jack King
First for gas the jews
Gabriel Hughes
>level 4
is this full FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL mode
Benjamin Price
>1 New Zealand Dollar equals 0.99 Australian Dollar
SOON
Carter Rivera
Yes, yes it is!
PRAISE CORONACHAN!
Nicholas Cooper
All the seppos are getting $1000 Trumpbux
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY $1000 SCOMOBUX???
washingtonpost.com
David Rodriguez
29th, Just enough time for the Australian dollar to become completely worthless
Thomas Russell
I'm unemployed but not on the dole though and cbf dealing with centrelink
I JUST WANT MY $1000 SCOMOBUX AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!
Joshua Kelly
>government decides not to close the borders so we get hundreds of cases of the virus
>think "oh well, better to get it over with with minimal disruption"
>government actually decides to issue a total travel ban and bans gatherings of 100 people well after it's too late
What the fuck? It's too late now. Morrison's really screwed the pooch on this one. There's no point quarantining people once the virus is already rampant in the population.
Wyatt King
Great now I need to cancel a July Japan trip booked after Jan and Jap Airlines has nothing on refunds. Wonder what the terms are for that
Jeremiah Myers
I was going to Japan next week, I got emails yesterday from two shittier airlines than yours offering me refunds or credit. Just wait.
Asher Murphy
Yes, but its 40 years too late.
Luis Martin
Yeah just hoping they pile on credits/refunds as the months pass by since they only seem to cover up till about April/May at the moment
John Harris
ITS COMING!
Theyve sent the signals that lockdown is inevitable, even though they issued a press release last night denying the fact, they are sending the signals that lockdowns are coming.
Alexander Green
Thomas Gutierrez
This shit is so fucking stupid Do anybody really believe this
Julian Hughes
Boomers had infinite money may as well be free
Jonathan Ortiz
I know you cunts aren't my personal army but can we start calling those waging war at woolies guests? It will take a second to click we mean foreigners and it will internalize foreigners as guests in their heads even while they're calling us racists over it. This is important because they will begin to notice guest after guest chimping out and eventually their minds will reach the conclusion these guests have overstayed their welcome when they can't get basics like bread and shit tickets for a few weeks.
Asher Williams
looks like you cunts are in for the long haul
Joseph Reyes
Did any of you lads cop any silver when it was at $20aud/ounce?
Benjamin Hernandez
What will happen once this is over? Will the restrictions ease or will they get worse to "fight terrorism"?
Cameron Adams
I bought bitcoin when it was 20,000.
Jace Roberts
10:00 am and on my second tinnie. Corona is not going to be good for my drinking habits
Daniel Murphy
Fake& gay
Noah Foster
you can sign up for newstart right now and say you are affected by coronavirus and they will give you 2 weeks payment no questions asked
Luis Rivera
Its actually habbening. Im so ready. Not a bad idea. Subtle.
No, i bought food instead, wish i had spare cash for silver. Whats it at now? Rekt.
Isaiah Phillips
Gyms dead again. Fuck I'm loving this shit!
Blake Baker
THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
>THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
>THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
>THE GOVERNMENT IS LETTING ABBOS HOLD PEOPLE HOSTAGE!!!!
abc.net.au
Aaron Moore
Jaxson Rivera
If you don't close schools you're going to have a lot of orphans.
Kids don't get sick but all it takes is a single-parent to have an underlying condition and the kid will take Corona home to them. It's almost like the government is partially leaning towards the herd immunity idea. I'm very doubtful this could work but only time will tell. Every country has their own approach to this so we've got the intial conditions set now we just have to let the simulation run and see what the outcomes are.
Kevin Ortiz
How much do you guys reckon it would cost to hire a crop duster to hit say Melbourne CBD with pig's blood to make it off limits to Muslims?
Christian Morales
>bans on more than 100 people gathering
>uni and schools still to stay open
what the actual fuck is going on
fuck me, we're on parity with the Kiwis, and we can only buy $0.59 yank. no point in any overseas travel
Camden Smith
Oi
Jason Hall
God it's slow here today, where are the neets at?
James Jackson
I'm here sippin tinnies bruvz.
They're probably all out hoarding deez. I went to the shop earlier and it was packed with hoarders
Adam Garcia
So I just walk into cenno and say I dont have work?
Cos Im not even lying if thats the case I have had reduced hours.
Jackson Sullivan
I’m hungry
Logan Hernandez
Nice one mate. Hopefully you weren't blessed while out. If you were though please be sure to buy a slab and coof all over it before heading out to the abbo communities on lock down. Be the beer fairy of the outback.
Jaxon Martinez
they are waiting until census date, then they will shut unis and schools and trap students into debt
Michael Carter
>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update
Alexander Evans
Can anyone give a reasonable explanation why we haven’t implemented full arse-plug lockdown yet?
Why government and military haven’t taken over the logistics considering supermarkets are exhausted in re-stocking? Are those ADF fags masturbating all day long in Barracks?
They say Australia can’t be locked down because of jobs, economy, why China, Hong Kong, Singapore, Spain, Italy and countless other countries can?
William Gray
How can deaths be non integral?
Adrian Gutierrez
I reckon they've had enough bullshit from the outside world. I respect them for locking down. Based abbo's remember the Spanish flu that took 50% out
Isaiah Brown
subhumans?
Caleb Ortiz
Those numbers reflect the situation about 10 days ago, right now we have about 5,000 cases in total based on math model.
Brandon Russell
data is current as of yesterday
Henry Thomas
Cant wait to get my $750 lads. Going to spend it on alcohol and the TAB.
Brayden Allen
what cunt
Jace Martin
Use your brain.
Jordan Walker
data doesnt take into account how many people currently have it and aren't showing symptoms since we're only testing people with symptoms
Sebastian Gomez
>Can anyone give a reasonable explanation why we haven’t implemented full arse-plug lockdown yet?
The housing market and the economy. Both were teetering along before the fires, now covid is the death knell. This country has placed the dollar and boomer wealth ahead of the health of its citizens.
As ye sow, so ye shall reap.
Adrian Watson
I wonder what the impact of this stupid c*rona virus will be in the long run for Australia
Henry Clark
Hopefully:
>economy fucked
>government broke
>gibs train ends
>less migrants
>housing market implodes
This is good for huwhite australia.
Luke Hernandez
Boys I got it, but I'll be alright. Haven't got the fever yet which is nice.
Brayden James
>Every country has their own approach
Yup the most popular scumbags in each nation making decisions based upon political mileage.
The time for being subtle has passed long ago. To defeat the niggers, you have to become the niggers, and the fuckin niggers ain't subtle
Henry Phillips
GFTO here. Australia is far from full. Stop pushing this shilled meme.
Mason Moore
I was going to Italy for Euro2020.
Booked last year through third party site. Nothing from them and the carrier has rerouted my flights to Germany anyhow. Insurance doesn't cover pandemics.
2000 down the drain
Adrian Gutierrez
No we are full
Daniel Lopez
Fuck that, I want total financial reset to get away from our fiat currency, the government completely replaced by right wing death squads and for the borders to be shut entirely after we reunite people with their families and homelands at gunpoint.
Julian Morris
>we're only testing people with symptoms
testing only people with the symptoms, AND have been back from overseas or had close contact with an existing confirmed case.
NONE of the community-transmission cases are being picked up.
Jack Cox
We are full. This thread is full. Fuck off seppo
Ryan King
>systematically destroys australian culture over the last 30 years
>create self obsessed “me first” attitude
>complain australian ways are lost
Isaac Ward
Absolutely this. We don't fucking DO anything in this country, all we do is farm, mine, and most importantly, make and sell houses to Chinks. So when a global crisis does happen, shit gets absolutely fucked.
Hudson Lee
We're all hoping for that desu.
Kevin Butler
Can't close the schools.
Government spends more on subsidising childcare than they do on dole payments.
a huge chunk of the workforce will have to be pulled to stay at home to look after the kids.
Isaac Stewart
How's that border wall you fucking mutt simp?
Henry Turner
About 7-10 years in gaol