PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LIKE MAGIC EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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before trumoop complains about no refresh, pastebin was fucking up

The doomers shall inherit the earth because of this, won’t we?

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I JUST SHAT MYSELF AND I'M ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER
HELP!!!!!

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MAGA
shills stuck at home and mad
don’t shit on them TOO mercilessly

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Winning Big League!

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>we
disgusting

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MAGA

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I proposed many times over a long time that there could be two links to the same thing to prevent pastebin downtime being a factor but c'est la vie.

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I LOVE JEWS AND I LOVE ISRAEL

>No visitors

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TRUMP GETS WAY MORE DONE THAN CRAZY BERNIE!

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you're just jealous some of us can work from home

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Trump is done

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>stuck at home
>stuck
user this is a way of life

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This is the real reason Democrats were fucked with or without the virus. They need that continued stream of new voters to win.

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“PSSST, HEY GWEILO!”

“I KNOW IM A JEWESS BUT PLEASE DONT SAVE THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY & MILLIONS OF JOBS!”

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I risked corona-chan just to vote today, I hope it was worth it.

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Where did the beans go?

that's a shitty move seeing as how come summer things will be coming back

it's ogre

strong slav gens

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IT'S OVER

>Bill Mitchell makes a tweet about Italy's cremation speed and number of ovens
>the numbers don't add up Tone
>suddenly there's 2 reddit posts about Auschwitz on front page today
Makes me do a big think

Death to all NEETs btw

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“They also suggested the travel ban from Europe was racist — even though the President’s also a Nazi, depending on who you ask, and he banned travel from Germany,” joked Marlow, “but it’s hard to keep up. [Do] you take any of it seriously … or is it just all sort of their usual talking points? ”

Chang replied, “I take this very seriously, because what China is trying to do [is] say that we’re responsible for the coronavirus, and that has enormous implications — not only between China the United States, but around the world — because it does affect our image.”

Chang added, “China is trying to divide the U.S. by slinging these charges of racism, and so therefore they’re trying to undermine the Trump administration and the president himself.”

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well, if you expected to change anything you're going to be disappointed

kek, and you’re just jealous some of us don’t need to work

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the only thing they got is corona virus, they got to hope its bad enough that trump goes down in flame. but not so bad that martian law is declared

that's the exception that proves the rule krautbro

>no slav tard bbs

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I miss her

do something about it fgt

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you didn't touch the surfaces? never touch the surfaces.

Gilligan's Island

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What will /ptg/ spend their magabux on?

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it's too bad the only other decent text storing site is hastebin which doesn't preserve links
maybe trumoop can just make his own site

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death to china

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Funny how Trumpers support socialism now

they will grow accustomed; it is the only way.

6 MILLION JEWS KILLED IN HOLOCAUST PT 2 DUE TO A BIOWEAPON THEY WERE PROBABLY INVOLVED IN

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can someone link the yang tweet mentioned last thread about buying the election?

>virgin legal immigrant vs chad illegal

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> jacking it to resident evil
I have been more proud...

>WHO
basically a arm of china at this point

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POLL
NUMBERS
UP

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>he didn't go to war and get his shit all fucked up and doesn't get pension and disability and just work online like a bitch wagie
sad desu

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Stuck on Felonsville Island
F.

I barely touched shit and all the workers had a bottle of sanitizer next to them. Also complimentary hand wipes on the way out.

>They both use the same work software that automatically attaches generic images to posts.
cute?

Topkek

uh, working is linked to maleness. if you don't work, you're a housewife.

Chinks need to sink even harder every time they try to get uppity.

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Are you following the recommended guidelines and practicing social distancing?

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You will service people's penises or work

There are alternatives I proposed that don't serve ads or JS

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Shadow app team that bombed going in for round 2.

It's almost as if telling people that a virus spread because of China is the fault of the US president will always fail. If it were Obama or Bush people would like their response just as equally

Only 25% of American's think America has not done enough about this virus.
Which coincides with the 25% of America that is the "Fuck Drumph no matter what!" crowd

Based

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>roommate hasn't been home in 3 days
this fool went A-wall and just abandoned ship lmao

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>You will service people's penises or work
wrong
see

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Anyone saying
>Stop calling it Chinese virus
is on team chink

cope

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LATEST POLLS

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>kung-flu

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Breaking

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The Beanie has spoken
youtube.com/watch?v=ZgQlvUBMRbQ

Always.

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>Dont save the airlines, let it go to the wall & then someone can either asset strip it or a foreign gov take it over, maybe a few more industries can go the same way

>looks at pic of asian women
...yeah I'm cool with that

>Anyone saying
>>Stop calling it Chinese virus
>is on team chink
checkedandkeked

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oh just fucking great

The amount of people who aren't fucked up enough and on dis is bad, I hope you're not one of them fakers but still WORK and produce family or face the penis.

>admitting you're a shill
Oh you make it too easy user

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literal walking virgin meme

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Gibe homonazi gf

Asian filth and traitors will perish

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Source for this claim?

beep boop vote trump

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> he didn't go private and make 5x more than POS doing the same job.
Sad.

He unironically did a good job today. If Americans can sit home and chill w/o worrying about money, things are much more likely to be ok. At least outside of California.

guac bowls

Rly makes you think.

So ambiguous normies probably think he means the virus but it’s pretty clear what he means. Stopped me in my tracks, maybe this is really it.

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why don't airline executives and restaurant owners just learn to code?

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>A virus that shares the same name of a brand of Mexican beer will kill more jews than the nazis did

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S

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So is this a Tax rebate or a Cheque? Also how are niggers and neets suppose to collect it if they dont work?

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if I admitted I worked for nasa would you believe me?

>fakers
not at all it took a decade and multiple surgeries but yes i do get it now and no i'm no faker the govt is pretty strict about these things and i had to provide a hell of a lot of medical documentation and go through the VA's usual tests
and yes i do work but on my time. thanks to the VA i don't have to worry but if i'm not working i volunteer my time at the local homeless shelter and I still have to go to the VA for a number of things but I quit having surgeries because they didn't really help

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That, and it is in the strategic national interest to keep the airlines running, just in case the Government has to move thousands of troops fast to a warzone.
A typical 777 can carry a smaller battalion element, after all.

MAGA
>HAHAH NIGGAS ACTUALLY GETTING QUARANTINED. WHAT A WILD WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN
Nigs are used to lazying about waiting for WIC or EBT. They are the least unaffected.

Most of the people making big money on the dev meme are scamming tards with online gambling and compulsion buying. If that degeneracy were banned and people were instead forced to develop all kinds of manufacturing and resource acquisition programs and algorithms we'd be in much better shape.

49% of closed cases result in death.

Nearly a 50% kill rate.

How’s THAT for a happening? 90% of people are expected to be infected, so half the country will die. With all the boomers that will die, a majority of voters will be younger and they will all Ride Wit Bide.

Bye Trumplets!

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HOW WILL THEY DO THE CHEMTRAILS NOW???????

>this border city
why clickbait the name of the city, are they unironically retarded?

all wrong, it's called the 'Chinese COOF of Death from Wuhan'

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Uhhhhhh, guys???
What the FUCK did he mean by this

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