How fucked are you?

>janitorial
>feeling pretty smug not gunna lie. My job went to just disinfecting doorhandles and everyone treats the janitor like a king during a pandemic. I don't have to move around tables and shit anymore because no one in their right mind is throwing events.

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why marketing? i hate those overpaid faggots

nonwovens research (and manufacturing) - we are ramping up our meltblown machine to make facemask media. overtime and it's fucking lit.

>Cinema usher
>They've already closed

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>foreign automotive
>about to take the entire market

Cam girls are doing fine. Relocate your events into the internet.

>restaurant
>fucked beyond repair

Luckily, I’m taking a certification test in June that guarantees a high paying job, but I was just laid off and have to make do until then.

>electrician
>no sign of slow down yet. our supply houses will close before we do, but its the same effect

>Recreational cannabis
>Sales through the roof

>HVAC Sheet Metal Manufacturing
>No idea how to feel

Someone please tell me if I'm gonna be OK.

>Software Development
>Can work from home for now, and later on get neetbux if the recessions makes jobs go away

>wagie
>bidnis is boomin

>Security guard in hospital
>Too early to tell, but future doesn't look bright

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Strategic Procurement in one of the biggest clinics
>seriously it's completely chill, just gonna work from home a bit more

KC?

>government
>literally unfireable

>neet
>hopefully i'll starve to death

>Heavy equipment operator
>unknown

Wage Cuck in Kroger. Shits great. I did 56hrs last week. The shelves are clearing faster then we can fill it.

>it
i can work from home
that is until the internet collapses and we all have to stop masturbating for a moment

surgeon
>angry/annoyed as fuck cus everyone else gets to stay at home and now we have to cover medicine/icu stuff

Manufacturing airplane parts. We’re fucked unless there’s a war

>marine industry
>companies pining for employees, declining since I don't want to fly
feels good

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I work at a public healthcare laboratory, all the overtime I could dream of and more

>Construction
>LMAO you are always fucked here.
I'll live.

government

working from home. lol @ you fags

U jelly?

>your mom
>she fucks me a lot

because im paid lots of money to tell boomerS what "the kids these days like"

>architect
>pretty cool ngl. this isn't the first time I'll be home-officing nor will be the last

>telecom
>stonks are surging

>Programmer
>Dunno, probably fucked.

Concrete is going to keep being poured until people are literally dying in the streets

I'm salary anyway, not that it matters

>aerospace engineering
>My job is fine, mechanics are fucked

>ICU nurse
>laughing all the way to the bank

>Grocery store nigger
>Currently praying I get coronavirus so I can spread it to as many boomers as possible

I'm an "essential" service employee but i get no kickbacks for risking my testicles, kidneys, lungs and life so that people can buy food they should be growing at home already.

Laughing like a mother fucker. Use up the toilet paper lads. You're about to create the next gold rush but it's the Lumber industry and I'ma make a lot of good coin.

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>Recycling plant (I literally bear hug other people's garbage all day)
>Literally already recovered, didn't even take time off, fuck the police

>Dairy
>WHY DO YOU ALL NEED SO MUCH MILK!!

Are you a budtender?

Tourism
Kill me now

haha c.c. sabathia is such a pussy

I used to work at a marketing agency full of cunts. Glad they will be tested in the gauntlet of the Great Depression 2

"IT"
Company literally cant function without me and the bosses thinks I'm a genius
I'm pretty safe.

I'm pretty fucked. I'm an artist.

But I've been fucked for a long time. Might be time for a career change anyway.

I'm unemployed but am trying to get back into the concrete industry. I was wondering how much trades would be affected by corona.

>Fitter-machinist
Negative immediate outlook. Looking good for when the norm returns and we can no longer source all our products from overseas

IT. Comfy working from home eating my prep food. Enough toilet paper for months

>game dev
>not at all

i feel pretty bad though, I wish my industry actually had any sort of way to help people in this situation

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>IT support
We are supporting a huge client dealing with oil and nuclear power, so I think our project will be fine. Although we have a lot of burger boomers, so I guess we will have less users.

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I hear corpse disposal pays well

>Moonshine bootlegger
Watching those rubbing alcohol inventories vanish is giving me a base case of the hand rubbings

Im an electrician and I own my business. Operating normally. This faggy cold isn’t stopping my shit. Fuck coommunism.

OH NO NO NO

Self employed. Feeling good. If I succeed, I'm good. If I die, I'm good. I've made peace years ago.

Trucker. Not in danger of losing my job but certainly in danger of getting the wuflu.

>Toilet paper manufactuering
>feels great to be alive, business is booming

IT Sec
I'm the reason my org can work.

Doin' fine.

>mining/tunnels
>laid off
I don't care, I made lots of money, no hobbies other than shitposting on Yas Forums, and I've done this since 05. I have another house I rent out, so it feels good. The fucked up thing is, I stopped smoking weed a year ago, and I stopped playing videogames at the same time. They got boring as fuck almost at the same time. Now, I just watch random things on youtube and the only site I use is Yas Forums.

welfare recipient
im k

>entertaining millions of quarantined people

You may be preventing societal collapse.

>propane sells

Not really I don’t think. People need heat and gas to cook with. My wife is an accountant and will have to work from home. She is acting like the sky is falling though.

>government job
>forced vacation

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You are an artist. Weren’t you hungry and poor before this anyway

Same.
Corporation will not even discuss providing personal protective equipment beyond gloves. Coworkers laughed when I came in with my only n95 mask today.

Telecom, everyone needs internet during quarantine.

Sales*

Dad gummit

Growing competition is what you'd have to worry about more than anything else. Honing illustration skills and the like has an extremely low barrier of entry as far as financial cost goes.

we're gonna get a lot more neets with free time learning how to draw

>freelance artist
>same as it ever was

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>service industry logistics
>fucked. But I have enough money in my savings to live off of, but financial recompense has been promised by the government

I feel the exact same but I am a bit further on on the production line.

Unemployed, collecting Employment Insurance until October. Comfy. Indoors. Watching Mad Max.

>engineer for medical device company
>hopefully very fucked, but I was fucked from the start so who cares

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Private sector utility support

Super not fucked unless I coof

>wagie
>hours cut
>reduced capacity for business
>reduced revenue from customers
>Still expected to work
Fuck this shit

Active Army

We’re still doing 0530 formation so...

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Casino dealer

Indifferent. just gonna be playing some vidya and boardgame

artist and indie game dev
no more fucked than I normally am

>banking analyst
>slightly nervous

Payment processing... Comfy til the end.

our company makes apps and software for clients mostly to let them interface with their customers without even seeing them.. I think we're gonna be fine, at least if the whole house of cards won't come down

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>Accountant at a Healthcare Management Company working from home now
How am I gonna do?

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>Michelin factory drone in Nova Scotia
We've been dying for years just waiting for this to be the final nail in the coffin

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fintech code monkey

I think I'm fucked. But then again people do still pay shit online so who knows.

What cert?

software dev, customer base isn't going anywhere, solid IT infrastructure so all can work at home without much disruption, plenty of work due to long term commitment of company that is doing very well. Even have my deposit I've been saving to fall back on. Friends looked a bit angry as we discussed with each other our situations (they work in retail).

This can all change though, fuck knows where this scorched earth policy is going to take us

Manager at a canine boarding facility. you know, the place you take your dogs when your going on trips, vacation, etc. I am completely fucked....

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>biomed engineering
>probably fine

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NEET and LIFE is GOOD so far, Thanks and Praise to GOD!

>minwage healthcare foodservice
>half-heartedly in school for CS
just a different arrangement of fucked i guess

>television engineer
>product sold is an RF signal that cant transmit the virus
>people confined to their homes, will watch more TV and drive up our ratings
>get to work from home unless theres an emergency with our equipment

If anything I expect a raise

>techbro for big carrier
>wfh
>not worried

Same. I'm waiting on a receiver and the loves closed the lobby so no plug for my laptop.

accounting
sent home yesterday to work from home
feeling bretty gud

Pretty bad actually.
If people aren't out and about they aren't getting into car accidents which injure way more people.

>law
>pretty fucked

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Why the hell would you go Army over AF or Navy?

Stay safe truckerbro. Please disinfect your hands frequently since you spend a lot of time in public places like gas stations and fast food joints.

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healthcare
>economically- fine
>health wise - fucked

IT for oil and gas
I'm only worried if the company fails. I'll be one of the last cut loose

Support for mentally challenged / disabled. My workload has tripled.

IT consultant.
My cash cow to be has just closed most retail spaces. Should be able to survive till after summer, no uptick after that and it would be time to retire.

I have started axing recurring expenses like subscriptions and gym. Have also put a third of my 401k on cash.

Very excited to hear trump is sending ppl money, only thing that really scares me is people starting to loot

Same here. Work at a mill that produces specialty metals. Unfortunately, Boeing is a big customer.

Physician assistant. Cardiothoracic and vascular surgery.
Confirmed cases in my hospital. I know I'm fucked. Oh well. Maybe I'll live long enough to play Bannerlord.

>cybersecurity
>Worked from home normally

I'm ok.

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Welding inspector.feeling decent I guess.

Hey bro. We essential niggers

>drugs and medicine factory
>life's easu

Imagine being in the army
Recruiting for that same army
They made me a recruiter against my own will
It’s my fault I can’t find anyone to join because of the mass hysteria
I’m also only supposed to work from home now
I’m supposed to make sure they don’t have signs of Chinese Virus

see
This is bad for health care.
By actively avoiding dying of covid-19 people are sheltering and keeping themselves safe from other more prevalent causes of death and injure in the process.

>daytrader
not well. going to have to downsize to a studio apartment after getting caught in this downturn.

Warehouse worker. They will be the last to close so I'm good

Chef...im fucked