How will you be spending your 1,000 Trump Bucks?

Do you have to be employed to get the Trump bucks?

remember to donate 10% to church guys

how do i get these trump bucks?

How and when do we claim our trumpbux? Filed 2019 taxes so my body is ready.

Has anyone gotten it yet?

Im going to go to africa and buy a slave. I heard their only like 400 bucks so i might get 2. Maybe also like a carton of smokes cause yolo and all.

No joke. I'll be giving it to the employees I laid off Sunday night when Inslee closed my bar. Take care of your community as best you can.

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Church is closed bro.

t. Biblebelt

I can't wait

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i would buy some new clothes.

this
and dont claim it on your taxes bros
thats double dipping into whats supposed to be for God
remember Ananias and his wife Sapphira

Idiot. You can't wipe your ass with silver.

Bannerlord, a Switch, and Animal Crossings New Horizon.

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When are we getting it, or is this just a 1k credit towards our taxes for 2020?

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Doubtful. They tried that with ARRA and it did fuck all.

I've read it's going to be a cash refund around two weeks from now.

Prodie churches don't count.

at the farmers market and/or other local businesses
>mfw buying $1k worth of sweets
>mfw i have no face

buying bitcoin

Good luck finding anyone willing to part with their silver at the low prices it's going for now.

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Where tfs it's neck??????

You have to have filed taxes in the prior year or be a non dependant be eligible for the relief fund

Sowwy NEETs

:)

Don't tease them... they'll get violent

>file taxes
so much for the 13% getting anything

Faggot, I can't defend myself a NEET to death if they don't get violent.

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Gonna buy gold, silver, and rare hardcover books, same things I always invest in.

Yeah I'm looking at the pdf about it and it says nothing about only for people who paid taxes

pretty sure everyone over the age of 18 is getting trump bucks

congress.gov/116/bills/hres897/BILLS-116hres897ih.pdf

it doesnt say that anywhere though, but it makes sense.

I guess accounting wise it is just filed as a 1k tax credit sort of refund? No different than any other.

I'll be putting mine all into American Airlines stock once it goes down to 50 cents like it did several years ago. Then after the coronavirus pandemic ends and AA stock hits 50 dollars then I will be a millionaire.

I'm going to pull it out in cash and put it in my safe and crash the economy further.
Seriously the public should take a look at how the government is shitting bricks when people stop spending and use that as a bargaining chip for bettering their lives.

Buy puts, we dropping at least another 30% from here.

Pay my credit card bill for this month and continue with business as usual with an extra 1k more in the bank than usual.

Idea stolen, thanks user

>congress.gov/116/bills/hres897/BILLS-116hres897ih.pdf
>the Federal Government should create and provide an emergency Universal Basic Payment of $1,000 per month available to all Americans

Its for everyone. 1k trumpbux UBI

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>b-b-but it doesn't say who won't get it!!!!
No shit? Why would they provoke outrage when trying to pass this legislation?

Oh, in that case please do carry on

>the Payment should be made to every United States citizen above the age of 18 years and should be nontaxable.
for everyone over 18

If they mail paper checks we'll all be in quarantine and unable to cash them.

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Mobile banking apps

>everyone over the age of 18 is getting trump bucks
This implies non depentents
>available to all Americans
This implies tax payers

NEETs will have to ask their parents for a cut

Hookers a blow.

VTSAX

based

nano silver, c60, oil of oregano, licorice root tea, a nebulizer, rhillora, quercetin, mushroom complex, garlic, rosemary, anime tiddies

YOU CANT BUY SILVER BULLION ANYWHERE !

Philippines and Ukraine are cheaper

>implying implications

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I have been out coofing on niggers all day, is this shit for real?

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>$1000
Legitimate or a meme?

Ah. Submitted by Gabbard. It’s not going to happen

Fools. I'm so stoked up I still have weeks worth of heavenly soft baby wipes to get through before I even start on toilet paper

absolute amature tier/10

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