/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2210 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 197,802 ► Died: 7,955
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>NEWS
France under lockdown, 66 million people
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San Francisco and most Bay Area on lockdown, covering 6.7 million
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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Ukraine on lockdown, 42 million people
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New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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>RESEARCH
Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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>LATEST CASES
22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada.
22:04: First case in West Virginia, United States. All 50 U.S. states now have at least 1 confirmed case of coronavirus. American Samoa and Northern Mariana Islands are the only U.S. territories with no confirmed cases.
21:33: 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
21:30: 78 new cases in Spain.
20:47: 51 new cases in the Czech Republic.
20:05: 1,097 new cases and 27 new deaths in France.
19:55: 45 new cases and 1 new death in Japan.

>MORE
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wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-will-permanently-change-how-we-work-11584380290
archive.is/lnQCV
kctv5.com/coronavirus/gov-kelly-closes-kansas-k--schools-for-rest-of/article_9c0a4276-6897-11ea-ac0a-73d2c8420907.html
left.it/2020/03/13/covid_19-open-letter-from-italy-to-the-international-scientific-community/
cnn.com/2020/01/12/us/fruit-bat-coin-trnd/index.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120379/Thousands-flee-Paris-French-capital-prepares-enter-coronavirus-lockdown.html
youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM
abcnews.go.com/US/1st-america-beautiful-quarters-2020-features-fruit-bat/story?id=68169793
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nuck figgers

22rd!

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis says the state is cancelling all tests and school grades for Florida's public K-12 schools for the rest of the 2019-20 school year.

DeSantis said in a press conference Tuesday afternoon that parents can choose -- at their discretion -- to keep their child in same grade.

youtube.com/watch?v=AwFTZawOc9k

globalresearch.ca/politics-corruption-who/5702045

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wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-will-permanently-change-how-we-work-11584380290
>Americans have spent a lot of time wondering when things will go back to normal. But what if normal isn’t coming back?
>It’s very likely that the way we work—at least for some of us—isn’t going to snap back to what it used to be
>Hundreds of thousands of newly remote employees will soon begin to see that productivity, innovation and creativity remain as strong, if not stronger, under new conditions.
>The age of the office as we know it is probably over, and the bell can’t be unrung.
>Organizations will learn that they benefit tremendously from losing the limitations that come with traditional office settings
>Long experience indicates that a Rubicon in how we work has now been crossed.
>We also have to normalize the choice we’re making. Organizationally, it’s difficult to let go of the illusion of control an office provides. It’s easy to feel that the work will get done only if we’re all together in one place. It’s not true.
>This is a radical adjustment. It is alarming, it is happening fast, but it could also be the start of something revolutionary.
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death rate is too low
bitch get your shit together

"No, you don't understand, the virus is so much worse than (((they're))) telling us! Bodies burned by the thousands in Wuhan, just check the SO2 maps! All this talk of vaccines and recovery is just to keep the masses complacent as we're herded into an epoch of mass death and ever increasing government control of our rapidly extinguished lives!"
"Who are you and how did you get into my house? Also, how did you do that thing with the parentheses?"

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IT'S HABBENING

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LOCK THE COUNTRY DOWN ALREADY

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Any fellow Nova Scotia boys? we got 2 more confirmed today

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>not 65+
>not A blood type
>not male
have fun in hell without me fuckers

Worldometer should add Kosovo as a location or add their cases to Serbia it makes no sense for their 15 cases to not be accounted.

Post your comfy quarantine vidya.
>HOTS
>Front office football
>Dead by daylight
>Blasphemous

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Reminder, corona is humanities great filter event either we beat this and end up among the stars with the ayys or we die

When will USA overtake Italy in cases?

>All uni lectures livestreamed
>All group exercises done over Skype

Masters degree is literally vidya gaming now

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K-12 schools in Kansas closed for the remainder of the year

kctv5.com/coronavirus/gov-kelly-closes-kansas-k--schools-for-rest-of/article_9c0a4276-6897-11ea-ac0a-73d2c8420907.html

How do you explain this?

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left.it/2020/03/13/covid_19-open-letter-from-italy-to-the-international-scientific-community/

>not male
you're coming anyway, cumslut

NEW YORK (AP) — Four Brooklyn Nets players, including Kevin Durant, have tested positive for the new coronavirus. This brings the total to seven known players carrying the virus in the NBA.

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

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ultra fake and super gay

>USA suddenly at 100 deaths

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anyone sitting back glad that the normies are crying about mass hoarders because they can't buy toilet paper, because we all prepped back in January and no one listened

Toilet paper, fucking toilet paper guys

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You wish.

It's just a nothing burger bro...

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Idk they got a lot of bats in Samoa or something?

Streets are getting kinda quiet now. Another week or so and it will be dead outside. Then I'm going to go masturbate in the park, It's been my lifelong fantasy.

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Also the discrepancy between them and BNO is getting quite severe now. 1200 cases that can't really be placed in any one country.

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Are you practicing social distancing?

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post a source than you double nigger

UK anons what the situ like in your area? S Wales valleys here, it's like Xmas night hardly anyone on roads.

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If you didn't get your loicense, it's too late.

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cnn.com/2020/01/12/us/fruit-bat-coin-trnd/index.html

Anyone got the article of the Chinese scientist who was combining SARS with bat Corona strains?

>young people think 'this shit won't kill us we're basically immune'
>they think they'll stay young forever
>they think their lungs won't be fucked
>they think they're not taking 20 years off their lifespan by contracting the virus and letting it run rampant inside their bodies
zoomers (and Yas Forums) are dumber than boomers.

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wtf is going on in Europe?

this is terrifying. European union = Soviet Union.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120379/Thousands-flee-Paris-French-capital-prepares-enter-coronavirus-lockdown.html

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Chad herd immunity countries...

Who also not afraid to die here? I know how to disease goes. you will be put in a coma and go on a ventilator. Then you either make it or not.

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I love you Corona-chan

>ordered doom eternal and animal crossing 2 days ago on AmaZOG
I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THEY ARE DELAYED FROM BEING SHIPPED

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UMA DELÍCIA

Why the fuck is twitter the main "source" that means fuck all to me, how about linking some scientific research journals of sorts? Twitter is not a fucking source unless the quote legitimate sources. Fuck, the state of Yas Forums these days

Seriously, this shit is crazy as fuck then?
It's pretty much possible if you touched anything outside your house in the past few weeks you got it.

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im on day 5 of nofap.
I cant handle.
Should i coooom?

You realise these types of odds work in the general not the specific?
And there are far too many unknowns about this virus
Case in point, the sense of smell thing is new info

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heh

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>Dead: 7,955
lol, still only 7,955.
How long has it been stuck at 7,955? Four days? Five days?javascript:;

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>the skies above Italy right now

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Went to Tesco earlier and it was pretty quiet. Shelves were well stocked though. Kinda does have that Christmas day feeling right now, everything seems really quiet.

Aight. I take that back. Fug.

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I have some bad news for you user, looks like you didn't make it.

Everybody laugh at Americans preps
Now American preps laugh at everybody

Nothingburger

>virus never truly dies when it enters the body
>virus remains dormant
>virus flairs up repeatedly over their life, sometimes putting them into critical
>lungs like swiss cheese
>virus hits them one last time at 40, their body's immune system is battered and tired like a person in their 60's or worse
Dying at middle age is their fate.

I'm more scared of my own government than a virus that I can't see. all I see around me is businesses closing and rampant unemployment.

look fucker if you're going to post this late in the thread just wait for the fucking next one, you've missed the window this time Gary.

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If spotify guy is still on add this
youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM

GUYS I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 3% LETHALITY

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FRIG

Young females just collapse.

Happening cancelled.

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>buying physical copies of games in 2020

user, I...

abcnews.go.com/US/1st-america-beautiful-quarters-2020-features-fruit-bat/story?id=68169793

jew magick to empower coronachan

Also asymptomatic spreaders shed a heavier viral load
As we knew here weeks ago

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When in doubt, BNO is the one who fucked up.

I just checked BNO's entire list and it doesn't add up to 199,000. They are doing something wrong.

Which country is most fucked but in early stages?

>I have some bad news for you user, looks like you didn't make it.

Try to read my post before posting a completely random sentence

Quieter but not dead

this is just a nightmare

soon I'm gonna wake up

someone's gonna bring me 'round

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WEST VIRGINIA HAS FALLEN
>WEST VIRGINIA HAS FALLEN
WEST VIRGINIA HAS FALLEN
>WEST VIRGINIA HAS FALLEN

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