/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2209 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 197,745 ► Died: 7,954
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>NEWS
Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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Italy first case tests positive weeks after "recovery"
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San Francisco and most Bay Area on lockdown, covering 6.7 million
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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>RESEARCH
983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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>REMINDER
China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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>LATEST CASES
21:33: 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
21:30: 78 new cases in Spain.
20:47: 51 new cases in the Czech Republic.
20:05: 1,097 new cases and 27 new deaths in France.
19:55: 45 new cases and 1 new death in Japan.
19:53: 736 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
19:42: 432 new cases and 23 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +21 (+13) Italy +3,526 (+345) Iran +1,178 (+135) Spain +1,884 (+191) Germany +2,095 (+9) S. Korea +84 (+6) France +1,097 (+27) US +1,531 (+16) Switzerland +389 (+8) UK +407 (+16) Netherlands +292 (+19) Austria +314 (+1) Sweden +70 (+1) Japan +45 (+1) Malaysia +107 (+2) Canada +38 (+1) Greece +35 (+1) Brazil +94 (+1) Poland +61 (+1) Egypt +30 (+2) Indonesia +38 (+2) Iraq +21 (+1) India +14 (+1) S. Marino +10 (+2) Turkey +51 (+1) Algeria (+1) Morocco +7 (+1) Ukraine +7 (+1) Norway +121 Belgium +185 Denmark +63 Australia +51 Portugal +117 Qatar +3 Cze. Rep. +90 Israel +39 Finland +44 Ireland +69 Slovenia +22 Singapore +23 Iceland +48 Pakistan +63 Bahrain +13 Estonia +20 Romania +49 Chile +45 Philippines +45 Thailand +30 S. Arabia +38 H. Kong +13 Luxembourg +59 Kuwait +7 Lebanon +15 Peru +31 Russia +21 UAE +15 Ecuador +53 Slovakia +25 Mexico +29 Bulgaria +19 Armenia +26 Taiwan +10 Serbia +15 Croatia +12 Argentina +3 Vietnam +5 Colombia +11 Latvia +26 Brunei +2 Albania +4 Hungary +11 C. Rica +9 Cyprus +3 Faeroes +29 S. Lanka +16 Palestine +2 Jordan +11 Andorra +25 Malta +8 Azerbaijan +9 Georgia +1 Bosnia +9 Cambodia +21 Oman +9 Kazakhstan +23 Venezuela +16 Macedonia +7 Moldova +1 Tunisia +3 Lithuania +7 Afghanistan +1 Liechtenstein +12 Macao +1 N. Zealand +4 Bolivia +1 Uzbekistan +3 Bangladesh +2 Cameroon +5 Paraguay +1 Honduras +2 Ghana +1 Ethiopia +1 Cuba +1 Guam +2 Mongolia +1 Tri. & Tob. +1 Kenya +1 Seychelles +1 Nigeria +1 Aruba +1 Curacao +1 Barbados +2 Liberia +1 Montenegro +2 US Vir. Isl. +1… Total +15,295 (+805)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,826 (533) Germany 9,367 (26) S. Korea 8,320 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,194 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,332 (4) Belgium 1,243 (10) Sweden 1,191 (8) Denmark 977 (4) Japan 878 (29) D. Princess 696 (7) Malaysia 673 (2) Canada 479 (5) Australia 452 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Ecuador 111 (2) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 Russia 114 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 82 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Uruguay 29 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion worldwide
~60,000 (~32,000 WHITE/EUROPEAN, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~8,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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Spanish doc here need some medfag help.

Looking for an medfag used to Firts Aid Procedure Scheme (F.A.P.S.) procedures with a TxRx below 0.6ppm/cm3 together with Casutrenil 20mg/l
Maybe Lymphotropes injections with NaCS infibulations will be helpful but not without Matraxdone 60ml/Kg/Hour.
In the case of sepis with nl EF on formal Echo, I would consider NaCS procedure first and an EF not above 55% after the treatment.

I'm not joking here, my last patient, woman 42, the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. Early torax Rx was negative for artromyelisis and neurolactosate but positive for sub-pulmonar-scattered prozyeme enzymes accumulation.

The procedures regarding the TxRx transigrasis are well understood and were often used with NaCS with or without infibulations, obviously with 75ml of Keraptene B and 35cc of Vexatolin18 every 1/2 hours.

The only thing I need to know if formal Beta-EF blockers are effective with patients with an EZ>=45 and an Ox2

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germanbros care to share your secrets?

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Over 700 deaths so far today. Deadliest day in COVID-19 history.

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But thats gay

just report the deaths as not covid.

Still taking song suggestions for the corona playlist

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Guys I have no fever and no short breath but I have a small cough that happen rarely, but sometimes when it happens it gives me pain in my chest.
Am I fucked?

never give up, germans are tough af.

THREAD THEME

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Italy is controlling PHONE CELLS
For traking who is breaking the quarantine

How'd I do?

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thats' gay as shit

listen to this instead

youtube.com/watch?v=BaJIDA6PVc4

I want a corona-chan gf so bad bros

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>Died: 7,954
lol, still only 7,954.
How long has it been stuck at 7,954? Four days? Five days?

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Any chance Corona breaks into the top 10 list?

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Tome os seus remédios.

Why is /cvg/ full of shills and homos right now?

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What should the punishment be for intentionally spreading disease?

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Question: If you are positive but asymptomatic, doesn't that mean your immune system just hasn't recognised that you have the virus? I thought that virus symptoms are caused by your immune system being activated and fighting off the virus, not from the virus itself. I wonder if being asymptomatic isn't as good a thing as it seems.

In English, doc

Rip bro

start using the word ”virus denier” for non-preppers

It's like the whole world pushed a big ol' pause button heh. Kinda comfy but kinda melancholy at the same time, do you get this feel?

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

store user from last 2 threads ama
im bored and tired as fuck i need to stay awake

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Israel bans people from leaving their homes for ‘non-essential’ reasons.

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EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF !

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they are testing everyone
and isolating every single confirmed
not like in Spain where they dont even test nurses or doctors...

Redpill me on chloroquine does it actually work?
It's an anti-inflammatory and those are supposed to make the bugmen bug worse

Anyone got the map with the countries that entered lockdown?

LOMBARDY IS NEAR COLLAPSE

PATIENTS ARE SENT TO OTHER REGIONS’ HOSPITALS

Still waiting for propaganda out of china that shows they went back to work

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Isn't this a bit overblown?

FUCKING UNFUNNY DUMBASS NORMIE MEMES AAAAAAH

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>47 cases in the Faroe Islands
>total population 50,000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They are def not reporting their "critical" patients rights. They just had 9 deaths today but apparently only "2" critical

so they lifted the quarantine and went back to normal?

shadilay, gary

So, what is happening in China?

Are they still publishing anything?

I wish that I could turn back time

This one? They claimed his load was not high enough to harm him or make him a carrier--so-they lied again?

Because Ameritard wine aunts and cat ladies are going to freak the fuck out. Fluffy and Fido are weapons of mass destruction.

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Yep. Weird as fuck here. Roads are 1920s tier. Everyone walking around looking, acting and sounding worried as fuck.

2900 FULLY RECOVERED
2500 DIED

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>tfw no gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Raping the southern European countries over the last 3 decades in EU and eurozone monetary policy.

You paid for their superior healthcare Pedro.

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>COOFING
>CHEST PAIN

WHAT ARE MY ODDS?

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Back to work PUBLIC WORKER I'm not clapping HARD AS FUCK every day at 20:00 for you to waste my taxes posting in Yas Forums

Better than nothing

Highest or second highest number of ICU bed probably helps

i do not trust the accuracy of these numbers

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when isn't it?

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Earth Died Screaming by Tom Waits.

Think it was in 12 Monkeys.

Ignore the government warnings. Go out and live your normal life. This is all an overreaction and is meant to put control over social and economic life. Following your government decrees, your small businesses will die and you will become more slaves to the government as they put out depression like welfare programs that you will be stuck on. Also expect increased taxes for the "virus relief."

We are fucked if you let them play this power move on you.

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China strategy

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Holy shit. That's not boomer work either. That's millennial female all day. Women are terrible confirmed.

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all but China because China is lying

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>anime pic
to lose your virginity? very low

goodbye leaf!!!

É così che finisce, user?

Guys I figured out a way to be temporarily immune from the coronavirus.

The Drakh plague is very similar (for those B5 fans) in that the plague can be temporarily stopped from infecting a person. How it was done in the Crusade tv show is not important.

Bacteria fight viruses and have evolved to be very good at protecting themselves. So all you need to do is get a lung infection from a bacteria that is very good at stopping the coronavirus and furthermore that can be easily killed by antibiotics.

So the bacteria kills the virus, then the antibiotics (or your immune system) kill the bacteria.

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I do feel a shortness of breath, but it's not Corona-chan. I've been having a silent panic attack for the last few days now. It disappears when I calm down and relax. I'm usually collected, but it sneaks up on me. No one is even be able to tell I'm suffering.

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Are they really that retarded that they advertize this?
Dumb fucks.

What would keep the police that busy they can't do their job anymore? It's just a pandemic, not a zombie apocalypse.

have a socialist regime and do not test more than 1 in a 100

if i roll doubles you die, if don't you live/

And for some reason Russia almost dont give a fuck about corona. No carantine or lockdowns, metro is full of people as always. Only IT workers were recomended to work from home. Maybe this virus is some kind of Putin plan?

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SLUT

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It's always niggers, innit?
I hate how much I hate these people

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Fuck off bloody larper

Good point, women are the main cause of death in the modern world.

probably

well, if you're asymptomatic you go about your life in a regular manner, but then one night virus reaches your nervous system and you forget how to breathe
...
who knows it'll go desu

these numbers are bullshit, because:

it takes ages to be listed as "recovered", because the desease lasts for weeks and then you have to pass 2 or even 3 tests to get added to the list.

still...nice troll, fuckface

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Are you the same stupid spaniard who was waiting at the nothingburger restaurant and now you're just super bitter?

>My oldman has to go to Santiago to mantain the money flow in my family

I won't see him in 2 to 3 fucking months, kind of sad.

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You didn't answer me last thread, fuck you nigger

chinese police using AR helmet with heat sensor to detect infected people

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"Bad Moon rising"
youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

CANT WAIT TO DIE!

Same, when I calm down my cough and shortness of breath dissappear.

Either Putin is working with the people behind the virus, or he is aware of who the people are and arent falling into the same trap as the rest of the world.

death

As in more anally prolapsed as usual.

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How do I give myself a bacterial lung infection

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Have the Dutch actually gone full blown retard with this herd immunity meme? You're supposed to be the smart ones.

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No, it really is
There is fucking nobody around
You can exit only for work, buying food/meds and do sport (alone, 1h max)
If you are ill you cant leave your home, but call the 112
All unnecessary exits are forbidden, all main streets are surveilled by a shit ton of cops

>not like in Spain where they dont even test nurses or doctors
yeah I know someone who works at the Igualada hospital and didn't even get tested, just got told to self isolate

COVID-19 is actually NOT SAVING lives:

>abortions still going in Italy
abortions still going in Spain
>abortions still going in the United States
abortions still going in the United Kingdom

Not a single place in the world has stopped doing abortions. They will even treat women with COVID who haven't recovered yet if they are over 18 weeks pregnant.

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this is where the fun begins

Know what that means boys, grab your gun and rope. It's time for some vigilante justice.

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Shame it's fake news:

There's a massive tension in the air here. I actually said that, however bad it gets, people will feel a sense of catharsis when it does finally pop off.

In west Philadelphia born and raised...

never change

pls translate weebs

>about 6000 Romanians are about to enter the country
Stop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Frances announces 1,097 new cases and 27 new deaths, rasing the total to 7,730 cases and 175 deaths.

>Netherlands announce 292 new cases and 19 new deaths, raising the total to 1,705 cases and 49 deaths.

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youtube.com/watch?v=94bGzWyHbu0
here ya go, fitting if you're raiding

South Africa's Covid-19 cases jumped from 62 to 85
South Africa's Covid-19 cases jumped from 62 to 85
South Africa's Covid-19 cases jumped from 62 to 85
twitter.com/SidwellGuduka/status/1240032684463788033
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>1548 new cases and 16 new deaths in the United States

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Easiest would be the culture the exact strain needed.

The thing is people keep saying "oh, it's the media scaring people" but if you say "nope, the media is downplaying things massively" they sort of chortle nervously.

death

My mother is a doctor, and her mother got diagnosed with cancer less than a week ago. So spend half day working in a hospital and the other half in another one with grandma. Her inmune system has been compromised for decades. I'm starting to fear the worst, I love her too much.

Please Corona chan, you can claim my entire family, I don't care, but leave her alone.

Also, fuck China.

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I became a little worried my smoking would hamper my survival chances were I to be infected by Corona. I worked myself up a bit and got a bit stressed out, constantly tested my lung capacity, felt as if it was coming out short, became a little bit panicked, threw away my pack of cigarettes.

Woke up today, didn't buy any new cigarettes, my lungs feel better, I'm able to breathe in much more :-)

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raidchads WY@

One of the most densely populated countries in the world falling for the herd meme..what could possibly go wrong??

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>people will feel a sense of catharsis when it does finally pop off.

Will be party central desu.

>have a socialist regime
we have something worse in Spain

ahhh i see.
maybe Trumps virus bux.

Il dolore al petto è preoccupante
Ma se non hai la febbre sta tranquillo altrimenti ... spero tu non abbia più di 40 anni

I'm gonna guess 1. They have enough more serious crime. 2. They absolutely cannot afford police officers getting sick (interacting with as many people as they normally do).

Komm Sußer Tod
We Didn't Start the Fire
It's the End of the World as We Know It
Don't Fear The Reaper
The Show Must Go On

>vibrant

WTF HOW?

actually a damn good point for a memeflag.

someone should think this will be way more calm because there won't trafic jjams, car accidents etc...

90% of people will be sitting at home, so most cops should have a lazy time.

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some unis went online, a lot of events and regular gatherings got cancelled.

Once the virus cripples the United States, the Native American tribes will take their land back? Is this their endgame?

Small businesses are doing great here because people are avoiding the massive supermarkets.

this is a based list

bros, my farts smell horrible second day in a row now..Do you think I got coroned?

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>FULLY RECOVERED
kek

VW Group are managing the data collection

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best wishes to your mom, friend. hope she recovers soon

It's psychosomatic.

West Virginia has joined the chat.

Friendly reminder that an effective antiviral treatment has been found. There will be no happening.

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The ones that blocked the Austrian border?

You better have a loicence for that m8. That holster makes me cringe, 5/10 better than nothing.

Neva Dinova - Yellow Datsun
It is very much consistent with the Corona theme.

I didn't pick a UK VPN so I have no idea why that's my flag. Leaf desu

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>actually washing our hands
>following rules instead of lolparty
>strong hygiene standards and checks
>superior aryan genes

2989*, first case got reinfected

I mean, is that measure (tapping phones) really necessary?

Don't they have a huge HIV positive population? Could that be an increased risk?

don't worry vodka killls the virus

smallpox pt 2

Nobody has recovered either

IT'S OVER GUYS
THIS IS THE END
I HOPE IN THE LAST MINUTES OF MANKIND WE NUKE CHINA

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plus they can't deal with having those criminals thrown together in cells and getting sick

Also, this treatment has been widely adopted in China and South Korea and is why they've pretty much completely contained the virus.

you gonna shoot the virus?

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Do not lewd the platelets

25.
36.6.
Fumatore.

Infection rate still not climbing. Where's this exponential threat to humanity?

If you have a temperature they'll heat you up to a thousand degrees. Problem solved.

Will the UK go on lockdown?

You still got your sense of smell so you're good

What could possibly be worse other than an infection with blue people?

So lads, now city riots are on the menu (and we know the cops will do little to stop them), which major city will blow up first? London, Paris, NY, LA?

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Nobody has recovered either...

Same but the exact opposite and I have started smoking more

happening is literally canceled, there's plenty of cures and treatments available only a matter of time before it becomes mainstream in treatment protocols

You mean
>report deaths as anything but COVID even if they had COVID
while Italy
>reports all deaths WITH COVID

Considering a curative treatment has been found, there is none.

WHERE ARE MY 200K REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The worse part of "social distancing" is that in times past communities would stick together but keep their mistrust of outsiders in check so you both limit contagiousness, but still keep the community healthy.

He's gonna shoot the gibs niggers instead, hopefully.

EVERY STATE IN THE US NOW HAS A CONFIRMED CASE OF CORONAVIRUS

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some Dutch user said their plan is to kill off the old, week, and infirm as fast as possible.

So they come out of the pandemic while everyone is still on lock-down.

Then invade the nations next to door and create a greater Holland.

I for one will welcome out future liberators.

They sure as shit wont be worse than our current government.

If the WHO was to be believed with their bullshit R0 and mortality rate the death toll should be exponentially exploding by now. Explain yourself shills and happening fags

I know it's a meme but I've never been so glad to be a shut in neet with few acquaintances.

I don't know which. These are the expected numbers. If you stopped them, thank you for your service.

The whole world is under lockdown lmao. Infection rates and deaths will slow down. How the fuck do we stop it coming back when we lift all the quarantine is the problem

Not in my county. They're listening but eventually Im sure they'll start seeing profits fall.

because they can't create tests at a ever climbing rate? you can only find what you can test for, and they can't keep up with exponentially making more tests

>Italy about to pass fucking China

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And all of them failed in China. The only treatment is 24/7 lockdown.

>LOCAL GUBERMENT BROADCAST
>SOMBER GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING

FUCK MAN IT'S ONLY DAY 5

IT AIN'T LAST OF US YET

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I hope this site (and the net in general) stays up for a while. Imagine what this site would be like in the opening stages of a zombie outbreak.

Hello Chang. China not numbah wan

not with the shape our army/navy/airforce is in.

We don't know the actual infection rate retard.

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Take a deep breath user. Stress can often give you feverish symptoms. Try to relax ok? You’ll either get it or you won’t so remember -stay positive.

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this

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why is he putting microdick condoms on his fingers

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of couse,hiv+coronovirus immune devastated...they are animals there,africa will be a disaster out of fiction

Yas Forums here - help me out /cvg/ i've been tired as shit, headaches and feeling blah for nearly a week. is that the cytokine storm kicking in? am i about to be hit with a debilatating fever? never really had the flu before

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sciencenews.org/article/perfect-predator-phages-deadly-superbug

Here is a story of a virus being used to take out a bacterial infection that was resistant to antibiotics.

Why not the opposite?

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No it isn’t
But It’s fucking disturbing knowing that we are SO controlled

Not even remotely. Unless it gets into poor areas of India or manages to bloom in Paris.

corona virus is a hoax. global Communism is now here and here for good. Un agenda 21 is succeeding. how fucking stupid do they think we are?
yuri bezmanov was right.

youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA&t=

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As soon as I see proof smoking doesn't really decrease my survival chances much or the Virus blows over, I'll start smoking again. In July or June Sweden is banning all menthol cigarettes, and my favourite (the only brand I can tolerate smoking and love to smoke) Blend turquose white will be gone, so I will quit smoking then anyways.

Same. Gave up 6 days ago because of this. Coughed up utter slime the first few days, day 3 was rough but great ever since. Use patches but don't feel any different last few days without them. Allen Carr was right, its almost all in your head with smoking cessation.

WEST VIRGINIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME

I'm comfy at home with my 2 hot latina GFs (Venezuela and Ecuador), AMA.

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because the virus is very infectuous, we need to kill with guns everyone who has the virus until it ends. that's the only way

Cops are frontline people meeters, user. Guaranteed that a lot of them already have this and will be down and out for the duration (can't go on enforcing quarantine shit when you're infection vector).

But we do know the death rates, and those aren't exponentially climbing either. In fact yesterday they lowered.

>Fumatore.
Sei già morto.

It's a worthless measurement anyway since people are getting reinfected.

Post nudes of them

Yet deaths aren't climbing exponentially either.

Chinese numbers have to be faked. I'm no mathematician, but this seems very suspicious.

First they were stopped at the Austrian border after we enacted the nobody comes in but Hungarian citizens law, but a bunch of them just blocked the border crossings because if they can't get through, then no one should, so as a countermeasure our governments agreed to let them through the country tonight.
Same for Bulgarians.

peak pasta

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I for one think that this should be the next step in humanity, all of us living in separate bunkers communicating through the internet. All manufacturing can be done by machines soon. Food can be delivered by drones. Delivery trucks can be self driving.

We don't have to go back bros. Let's make the next leap in evolution now.

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Not true. Lockdown is the only treatment.

N-nani?

Will.you join in when the looting starts?

cute that you believe china isn't using this opportunity to purge dissidents and wrongthinkers

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Schools, universities and colleges in Moscow have been quarantined. Gathering of 500 people or more have been prohibited. With only 114 cases to go these are pretty substantial measures. Although they could be acting better, I agree.

Wait what? Shit has been climbing fast

It's over

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Weirdly most of the alkies I know rarely ever get colds, flu's or any other run of the mill illness for long. Liver failure of course but rarely viruses.

For public touch screens maybe?

>(F.A.P.S.)

>no drowning pool
Nigger

Non sono un medico,
Ma sinceramente non credo tu l’abbia preso.
Se non ti sale la febbre questa settimana sta tranquillo.
I dolori che hai li hai già provati? Prova a capire se sono dolori intercostali o ai polmoni
Hai incontrato tanta gente?

Phage treatment is incredible expensive and must be tailored to each individual.