PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE YANG GANG STRIKES BACK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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MAGA

#fakeVirus

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>professor requiring us to activate our webcam while taking exams from home
Can I sue them for this? I might not have a webcam and this violates the 1st, 3rd, 4th and 5th amendments. If not should I just have a masturbating micropenis loop?

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EVERY TERRIBLE CALAMITY THAT HAS HAPPENED TO MAN HAS ORIGINATED IN CHINA
(except AIDS and malaria, maybe)
WHAT DOES GOD SAY?
>DON'T PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
WHAT DOES THE CHINK DO?
HE PUTS EVERYTHING IN HIS GOD DAMN MOUTH

FUCK THEM
CHINA, YOU HAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
IT'S ABOUT TO GET BIBLICAL, XI

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How dare anyone insinuate I will miss hanami, I will fight anyone who says something so crazy.

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> That's an NPC, not a demon.
She's a succubus user

Glorious country with beautiful natural accidents

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Silly Drumpfkins think taking Democrat policies will make you more palatable to Democrat voters.

Nice try.

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I'd look into it.

Reminder that you're not allowed to post here if you don't know what pork tastes like.
That means you Dave and Mohammed.

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>She's a succubus user
A video game succubus.

KEK!

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where do i buy pic related i have looked in every aisle at wallmart and can't find one pls help asking for a friend

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a WHOLE HAREM

Tell him that and he'll be so impressed with your knowledge of the Constitution that'll he'll pass you right on the spot.

Now you're getting it.

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>thigh high
>A
nigger that shit is S tier

Um, respect the rules

My one weakness...

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A or die also ship me one of those giant sammiches broseph I'll get you back on the cost

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Probably not but it might make them more palatable to liberal ones.

user.... I

i love pork chops i just prefer beef

My brother of great taste

I still remember that webm of three dead chinks in an apartment that people kept saying were just an unrelated suicide.
Back then I thought chinks were covering their asses, but looking at how fucking weak this virus is (it's not even considered a flu), obviously it was just doomers being fucking doomers.

Speaking of Biblical.

Daily reminder.

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I have a song I want to play.

It is called: Joe Biden is the next POTUS

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based redwall poster

MAGA

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>ID: Jew
HOW DOES IT KNOW???
>inb4 post with automated generic image pulled from gelbooru

>nigger that shit is S tier
>A or die
Fucking plebs, S tier is skirt to sock distance being 1 nanometer


> also ship me one of those giant sammiches broseph I'll get you back on the cost
They're not good unless fresh user. The secret is in the sauce too, sometimes you wish yuo could get the sandwich at one joint and the sauce at another joint because each make the best individual element

What's you opinion on 7 Deadly Sins? My 11yro was checking in out the other day and phone game seems pretty cool.

I hope the check is literally $1. Imagine the salt.

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USA USA USA USA USA

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Revelation also says that changing the word of God as it was written is tantamount to immense blasphemy.
>“And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.”

>S tier is skirt to sock distance being 1 nanometer
incorrect i want to see some skin

>How dare anyone insinuate I will miss hanami,
>I will fight anyone who says something so crazy.
>[ESL botposting continues]

>worked for 2 months last year
Does this mean I get trumpbucks?

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>HOW DOES IT KNOW???

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id: gg Jew
GG Jew

No, now stop cheating on your tests, you filthy cheater.

No cuz ur poor fuk u

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Trump is done done done. Biden is going to win by default

They wanted to crash the US economy through bullshit.
Literally Hollywood looking bullshit. Rewatch them, terrible actors.

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My guess is it's if you filed a tax return last year.

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Don't forget the owo

and nasa's a bunch of actors too

>We need faith in institutions
>No, institutions need to earn our trust
That is a great take

>silly portubro trying to talk about S tier
umm pic related for educational purposes
yeah something is really off about this hysterical response it seems like a plot to crash the election while transferring more wealth upwards through bailouts and buyouts

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Speaking of biblical
Does this sound 'Jews' or Christians?
KJV Ezekial 35
>3 And say unto it, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, O mount Seir, I am against thee, and I will stretch out mine hand against thee, and I will make thee most desolate.

>4 I will lay thy cities waste, and thou shalt be desolate, and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.

>5 Because thou hast had a perpetual hatred, and hast shed the blood of the children of Israel by the force of the sword in the time of their calamity, in the time that their iniquity had an end:

>11 Therefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD, I will even do according to thine anger, and according to thine envy which thou hast used out of thy hatred against them; and I will make myself known among them, when I have judged thee.

>12 And thou shalt know that I am the LORD, and that I have heard all thy blasphemies which thou hast spoken against the mountains of Israel, saying, They are laid desolate, they are given us to consume.
>THEY ARE GIVEN US TO CONSUME

>13 Thus with your mouth ye have boasted against me, and have multiplied your words against me: I have heard them.

>14 Thus saith the Lord GOD; When the whole earth rejoiceth, I will make thee desolate.
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CASHIN' IN! MAWA!

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>My guess is it's if you filed a tax return last year.
I don't think this anti-Mexican bigotry will stand.

YES YES YES
THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU GOD. BLESS YOU CORONA CHAN

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>Why yes I ignored the pandemic for 2 months, many people died, many more were infected.
>It wont bring your family back but here have $100
i thought it was a meme but rural retards really do vote against their own economic interests

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kek

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(on topic)

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prob every nigger on the census

Holy fuck Trump is over

Drive through McDonald's double quarter pounder meals cure panic and fear. And they are so calorie dense you only need to eat one meal a day, during times such as these when we should be rationing our shelf stable foods, fast food is a very good idea to me.

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You don't get any money now.

well i refuse to die with woman like that still on the planet

Magnificently bad bait

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>248682045
>t. massive nigger faggot that probably sits on a dick at least 10 times a day

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> incorrect i want to see some skin
Might as well look at the bare leg user.

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>E37pCA2B
Not muh 200 cases nationwide!

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It's gonna be a hard sell to voters that Trump did nothing when he cut off travel from China before anyone else.

Let him watch you fap

>assmad MIGApedes

the atomic bomb originated in yours. what should we do about your shithole?

What're the updates on the stimulus? Do we know anything more for sure?
Right now it seems like the only thing we know for sure is that there will be a stimulus and it'll be to everyone within 2 weeks.

Finally Trump is taking climate change seriously.

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I remember China trying to shame him immediately. And THEY never shut down their own for the Lunar New Year but instead sent them around the world.

What kind of timeline would we be shifting into if Trump asked Yang to come on in some capacity to work on this idea?

3D pig, disgusting

The things he's calling "institutions" probably shouldn't exist tbqh.

That's not ZR tho user, where is the skirt?

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Get some grilz to call him a perv.....

>If not should I just have a masturbating micropenis loop?
DON'T SHOW THEM YOUR DICK user!

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keked

Acronym were the ppl behind the Shadow app that bombed. They are doubling down on losing again.

This will backfire hard.

Wanted to? They did crash it.

A corona virus just flew over my house

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>assmad sandnigger

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I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now!

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> What kind of timeline would we be shifting into if Trump asked Yang to come on in some capacity to work on this idea?
user, I ...

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That's how Italy got so fucked. Bugmen went back to China for Lunar New Year, then came back to Italy with the coof coof.

very true
i may be getting older now but i still am determined to at the very least fuck one more quality girl like that
no there must be at least a couple inches of thicc thighs
she's probably a slut but i still would
this is about right but would be better with white stockings

CALL ADOLPH HITLER
877 FASH NOW

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It isn't bad bait if you take it.

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trumpet 1 just sent in US go the text

Chinks will eat anything except the wooden legs of a table. They are unironically just niggers but with a yellow pallet swap and slanted eyes.

but who was phone?

yes

math's guy is fast

>imagine actually believing trump's corporate backers will let $350 billion just skate out the door
you don't know who you elected do you?

i got text from president trump just now text message phone

a really finely calibrated sense of danger

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Hey, I've fapped to that girl getting raped.

Kansas schools done for the year. Lol
Fucking wild

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>WE WILL WIN!
God dammit! He keeps making anime real!!!
>youtube.com/watch?v=xvbR92b8NXA

Don't forget that they also ignore things that ARE infecting countless thousands.

Compare

>10 million people in LA county
>screaming headlines about 144 cases of CootieVirus

Meanwhile:

>26,000 new cases of gonorrhea
>5,000 cases of syphilis
>64,000 of chlamydia

>over 2,000 new cases of HIV

These hysterics all need to foad

Ayys are out and about.

>Dems waste billions on orange man bad campaign shit
>Trump gives billions back directly to the people

Gee, I wonder which is going to be better for average everyday Americans.

$350 billion to keep a Republican in office for more corporate gravy is a cost of doing business.

Powerful

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good for you user, you should bang that hot chick.

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when will trump send out government mandated tomboy grils to maga and make babbie with

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Did Yang just play 16D chess?

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Contextually, the school year is just for another month and a half, so it's not like they're canceling anything too dramatically. Everyone's going to feel like idiots come April when all this shit is shut down and no one is sick anymore.

Shh, don't say that out loud. Jay Inslee's going to be rubbing his paws figuring out how to suck it into WA state coffers.

All the Trump tax breaks for the middle/working class in the past? Ours were immediately siphoned off to state and county programs to redistribute it to niggers, beaners, diseased faggots, junkies, and the vast cadre of communist education- and studies-studies-degree civil servants who wrangle those dolts

making rounds on the 'book

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What the fuck man. These people are beyond retarded.

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> literally buying votes for 1000 bucks

On one hand those kids will be free from the brainwashing factories.

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I PREDICTED THIS EARLIER TODAY BUT YOU IGNORED ME APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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everything is irony

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A lot can happen before November

Fuck off, Yang niggers can go die in a fire.
This has nothing to do with Yang faggotry.
Money velocity is cratering and this is a way to solve that problem.
Under normal times the economic impact of such a measure would be massively different.
The only way to save America is to EXECUTE all Bernie and Yang supporters.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> ORANGE MAN BAD!

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aren't you supposed to be on vacation

Back tracked on calling that 'buying the election' pretty quick.

combined with google uncucking its algorithms (probably temporary), could make for some interesting times.

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>Powerful
Are you being ironic, or just illiterate? She makes total sense.

>Romney is team yang
What part of Romney is conservative? The magic underwear?

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tl;dr lol

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they're gonna crash this economy with no survivors

I was agreeing with her, my comment wasn't ironic.

>then came back to Italy with the coof coof.

You mean came back to the Wuhan Trade Zone factory sector areas

HE CAN'T JUST BRIBE THE ELECTORATE! ONLY WE CAN BRIBE THE ELECTORATE!

Oh shit. This used to not show up.

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State propagandist son of a state propagandist dad

>The only way to save America is to EXECUTE all Bernie and Yang supporters.
Them and the niggers, spics, jews, asians, trap lovers, and the other undesirables.
What's going on here with that? I saw someone post suggestions with "Wuhan beserkers" earlier.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HlQuFamjBWk
Too early for confessiontime?

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ME WANT TRUMPBUX

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these people are beyond retarded
i don't agree with this "stimulus" but god damn i hate these retards

> never been so far
Newfangled

NASB is more approachable, just as a note. My church uses it.

>got laid off but still getting paid until April 15th
>also getting neetbux from the gubmint
>probably going to do postmemes or some other gig job to make more dollaridoos

THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY FOR user

I never thought I would use my Yang sprite.

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Tucker, are you unable to critique Trump directly?

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Globalism on the way out

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>What's going on here with that? I saw someone post suggestions with "Wuhan beserkers" earlier.
Google was uncuked all day. Not sure if still going on.
Theory is Google was brought under National Emergency powers. Or that the China virus info needed their SJW and satanic cabal coverup dropped.

Soros BTFO

>free fucking money
THANK YOU CORONA CHAN

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if Demoshits try to pin chink flu on Trump just to help Biden, I hope NUKE BEIJING becomes an official campaign promise

fucking CCP whores fucking around on American soil

ew gross she has tiny tits lmao

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>Or that the China virus info needed their SJW and satanic cabal coverup dropped.
*That the massive amount of AI filters screwed up Google China virus info searching.
Either way, its fun.
On top of 'invisible enemy' from Trump, we are in interesting times.

What a shitty photoshop