Geez i cant wait to get a thousand US dollars that will have hyper inflation and be worth the equivalent amount of 200$ in current USD buying price value!!! EPIC BROS
Lucas Johnson
It’s happening.
And there is NOTHING you can do to stop it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WERE ALL GONNA BE RICH!
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUYING THE NECESSITIES, US SMART GOYS STOCKED UP! AND WHEN THE MARKET COMES BACK WE GONNA INVEST AND BECOME RICH!
Camden Murphy
checked and will you get it if you're a neet on disability?
Kayden Allen
Banks have gotten trillions in QE, and you act like its the end of the world to give people $170 billion in the middle of a pandemic crisis.
Aiden Jenkins
>So guys, how are you gonna spend your neetbux? On bullion, since this is going to devalue the value of money.
Tyler Bailey
Jesus fuck this gona be gud
Benjamin Ross
This. It will be a payroll taxcut or something Jewish and it wouldn't even go into effect till probably May or June. By then it won't even matter. Even IF it's free money, it's definitely not coming anytime soon.
Cameron Carter
Yes!
>NNNNNOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GIVE PEOPLE MONEY! THAT WOULD DEVALUE OUR CURRENCCYYYYYYYY! Cope.
UBI would not cause inflation assuming you do it right.
Ryder Smith
Willing to bet this will only go to people who filed tax returns. Neets that dont get the gibs will get nothing same with the homeless.
Elijah Gonzalez
One day he will be a friendly banker
Oliver White
I’m gonna save it to pay taxes with
Leo Gray
And for getting UBI you need what? You need ID. ID voting laws confirmed
Levi Long
>Even IF it's free money, it's definitely not coming anytime soon. Trump wants it here within the next two weeks. And it’s basically a check, so nothing jewy
Do you people even read the news? Watch live press conferences. The President and Treasury Secretary just this morning say outright that relief from a payroll tax cut wouldn't be big enough or immediate enough. They want to give people cash in hand in under two weeks.
Mason Wright
>assuming you do it right >that’s the only explanation I’m gonna give Is there a phrase meaning the opposite of tl:dr because this faggot has some shit to explain
Jeremiah Ortiz
You must be too young to remember the checks we all got when obama took office.
Juan Robinson
This.
Gabriel Perry
Literally same shit I do with every paycheck I get Buy more bitcoin been doing this for 3 years now.
Ayden Nelson
Yeah, he also wants the virus cured tomorrow. Doesn't mean it's going to happen. Congress doesn't even get off recess until the 22nd.
Ethan Hill
I'm going to buy $4,000 worth of toilet paper.
Wyatt Ramirez
i made 2btc shorting bitcoin then lost it all trying to long it recently. fucking god please help me.
If you had actually read yangs platform when he was running, you would know that his plan wouldn’t have caused inflation.
Wyatt Lopez
what a time to be alive the Titanic is sinking and they put the band to play
Owen Johnson
>UBI would not cause inflation assuming you do it right.
David Adams
THANKS TRUMP
>Is there a phrase meaning the opposite of tl:dr because this faggot has some shit to explain based
Liam Clark
>neet bucks corona cash
Oliver Foster
why wouldn't it? the whole point is that people cant work right now so they need money. why would they give it to people who werent working in the first place?
Dominic Campbell
Buy the dip is a meme spread by rich speculators to cover their butts as they exit the collapsing bitcoin market. As long as the plebs are buying the dip the speculators will always have a line of suckers buying all the way to the bottom.
Oliver Mitchell
More steroids maybe some fun activities like playing pool or ping pong. Steroids are so insanely good for depression. It should be criminal that it isn't being used for that. Going back to school in april/may. done in 8 months.(teacher of 6-12)
Ryder Baker
>people lose jobs and get furloughed due to pandemic and quarantine >do nothing >consumer spending which accounts for $70 of economy crashes dramatically
>people lose jobs and get furloughed due to pandemic and quarantine >give people money to cover basics and act as stimulus to those who already have basics covered >consumer spending doesn't take as large of a hit
Which one of these is worse, leaf?
Gavin Williams
>So guys, how are you gonna spend your neetbux?
Guns, gold and bitcoin.
Henry Clark
UBI would cause deflation.
Zachary Martinez
Prime Minister Trudick isn’t giving out neetbucks to leafs. How jelly are you?
Camden Green
Wasn't there a Cali only one when Dubya was in office for $1000?
Angel Bailey
Normally would not support this.
60% of US lives pay check to check with little to no savings. And now the goverment is shutting down thier jobs... litterally these people cant go earn a check.
I dont want chaos and mass looting etc. Give the people a little money to get by while this thing plays out. Would be a interesting test taboot
What's gonna be hilarious is when the niggers burn through it on frivolous bullshit immediately and then throw a fit that it wasn't enough and who gonna feed muh kids.
Liam Davis
I had some inheritance last year, so unironically... I'm gonna use it to pay my taxes. >sigh
Is this only a one time payment of 1000 bucks or am I going to get this every month? 1000 isn't enough for shit so.
Hunter Russell
Lolo I'm a trucknigger specifically in the food industry I been making fucking Bank my dood they literally can't cut my job off because if food distribution stops every city in the country fucking starves and you bet I'm gonna do whatever I can to collect on gibsmedats anyway
Alexander Wood
I'm donating my $4,000 to Trump's campaign
Isaiah Ross
It's a nothing burger user. It's simply not going to happen. Can you even imagine what would happen if every adult in America suddenly had $1000 dollars to spend? That $5 from Caesars is going to suddenly be a $10 pizza. Not because of inflation. But because they can get away with it. Same goes for everything else.
Robert Davis
>60% of US lives pay check to check with little to no savings. Beer/wine, cigarettes, netflix, verizon/google spy machine. I personally live with someone who lives pay day to pay day because of the above mentioned. They earn more than me and pay less than I do in bills. Yet I'm stacking K's in my savings account because I don't spend hundreds of dollars on stupid garbage.
I'd rather take a squib to the forehead than see those same people get a handout that was deducted from my check.
should be interesting, obv not everyone has filed for 2019 and they want to push out the checks, maybe they'll do 2018 tax returns but that seems like a stretch?
Pretty based, wouldn't mind a bit of that over here >inb4 boomer lolberg cucks cry about this reminder that free market economics in China is why this is even happening
Michael Rogers
>It took Yang dropping out for us to finally secure the bag.
What even is this timeline anymore?
Luke Ward
what did bush do when he gave everyone $250? I don't remember
Jayden Allen
I NEED AN ACTUAL NUMBER AAAAH how much free money are we getting? I need to know how much my NEET gf is gonna get
Christian Martin
>You are now aware humanity is a post scarcity species forced into artificial scarcity because kikes don't trust us not to create a crisis of consumption.
The money and tech exists for all of us to live like kings for all time, but they don't trust us with that much power.
Samuel Jones
I think I got like $200 from Dubya around tax time. It was an everywhere stimulus plan.
Daniel Rogers
$1000??? seriously, that won't even pay my rent. Fuck, I just got laid off... how the fuck am I supposed to live? I can't get another job because the restaurants can only serve half the people. I'm a 1099 employee so I can't get unemployment. FUCK!!!!!!!! I give the goberment so much of my money, give it back!!!!!!!! it could a year before I am back on my feet or outside homeless somewhere. 300 people were let go today with me. what are they going to do????
Thomas Lewis
Can someone buy me a game on PS4 for 30 bucks? I probably won't get it because I'm a neet
