50 billion dollars. Now

wait, just wait! i'm printing as fast as I can!

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PRINT FASTER

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pleeease yes make it 100 billion, how else will all the rich neo-libs who care so much about climate change circumnavigate tourist traps?

"Buy high, sell low!" Selling that stock that would be the opposite of a bailout.

Lol don't give it to them. Airlines (and all cross country travelling mechanisms) should be severely cut. Why do people need to travel? It's honestly a huge meme. This virus will put the LIE to refusing to use the technology of the internet age to communicate. Let airlines and traveling companies suffer.

American retards have no idea what's going on with their economy
first, you have pissed the saudis by having the petrodollar agreement while stabbing them in the back by subsidizing the shale industry and pumping more monopoly fiat money in the market.
the only reason your money is worth any shit is because of the petrodollar agreement, mind that. you can deny it however you want, but this is a fact. you have no strong domestic industry like in the 50s. everything you consume is made in China. there's no way you can even meet your internal demand by yourself.
you also have done everything in your way to break the russian economy and failed miserably
as if all of that was not enough, you engaged in a trade war with china.
all at the same time
now you have russia and SA "fighting each other" to see who can dump the price of oil below $20 first. you also have china, which economy is halted but just like Russia is sitting on a mountain of gold and just like Russia have been dumping US treasuries like there's no tomorrow.
they're not fighting each other, they are all targeting you
you're witnessing the end of the American empire.
all those shale companies will default on their loans and that will cause a domino effect in your economy
Weimar will look like a fairy tale
after Germany or France, the biggest economies in continental europe, side with Russia, it's gg for you
those troops were not not sent to Europe to protect them against ruskies, it is to make sure nobody will band to the other side
but once your economy breaks, the rats will start to abandon the ship

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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anyone else losing the ability to understand how much something is? seems like we just toss around billions here, billions there, billions everywhere

Maybe the airliners should adopt better cleaning protocols that would have slowed the spread.

Have you been in a commercial airliner lately? They are fucking disgusting.

I just checked google flights, ALL flight prices have gone up today because they are getting welfare, so back to ripping us off.

LOL. No.

> buy gold 1500 bucks
> everything collapses
> sell gold at 6000
> Buy property
Thanks Trump

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>"we get to keep all the money because we take all the risk"
>risk arrives
>"you need to give us your money it's the compassionate thing to do"

The money is already lost. They're holding shares that are nowhere near what they bought them for, when they need cash.

I hope they go under. I want to watch them burn. Charging extra for a standard sizes carry on? BURN.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>everything collapses
>exchange gold for fiat
wut?

50 billion is their operating costs plus revenue for about 15 months. Do with that what you will. My take on it is, they expect this to last at least a year. I need to stock up on more food.

Honestly though just give it to them. Hyperinflate the dollar away, clear all of the debt... best thing that you could do honestly

agree 1000%.

main reasons for travel today ain't "business"(including things like college).

biggest reasons for travel today are whores and welfare.

The ONLY group that has contributed anything to the world besides Whites are the Japs, and their contributions didn't require a single Jap to travel to USA (or anywhere else) to sell their excellent cars, trucks, motorcycles, Walkmans and Godzilla movies.

the gov can print 100 trillion today and use the money to build supertall skyscrapers for each of the senators and literally jack shit will happen to the dollar and economy.

>"reinvest" all profits to avoid taxes
>never save
>rainy day comes
>"GOVERNMENT HELLPPPPPPP"

let them burn

Give it to ME

Pls give us 50 billion, it’ll only take 100 billion to fix everything. Thankyou for supporting us by donating 500 billion, the 5 trillion really helps

is that true?

This.

Exchange gold for the new dominate currency fren

LET.IT.CRASH!!!!!!!! There’s no reason to fly around like retards constantly all of the globe anyway. KILL GLOBALISM BURN THE JEW PRODUCE LOCALLY STAY WHERE YOU LIVE YOU ANTS IN THE PANTS FAGGOT

I can sense the hate lmao

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It's the chinese virus

You’ve barely seen anything. The casinos, hotel, and oil industry are asking for bail outs also.

The airlines are the first ones to stretch their hand, literally every sector in the tourist industry is bankrupt including everything else, is fucking impossible to bail everybody out, they need to figure something else throwing more cash that will inevitably end in the investors pockets anyways is the most fucking absurd idea.

If everybody gets a billion dollars I want 2 fuck being poor sucks

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Yes, look around.

Imagine if you got just 1 million of that 50 billion :(
I would be so happy

Six trillion

No you retard

It would be gangster if he only gave them tree fiddy.

How much will cost, i say, a socialized medical care for every mutt citizen?
I think less than ~ 2 trillions of QE

For anyone worried about medical Bill's. Just dont pay them. Who gives a fuck at this point

my dad flew on business for a living, all over the world for decades.

and he was the first guy to find a reason not to fly.

today, every office full of women and non-White Affirmative Action hires is always trying to invent a reason to fly on company dime, and always with the idea of some huge party waiting for them.

Likewise, I don't get why 'Frisco is a high-tech boom town with high rents. First thing I'd ask any IT hire is "can you work from home, or our new low cost office in Lodi?" and if not don't bother.

Do you have any idea who I am

Yes, it is, and has been.

Fuck them. Where's my bailout?

why do you guys always have to fuck with me

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This is already meme of the year for me. I chuckle uncontrollably every time I even think about it.

the oil industry deserves it especially with how low oil prices are (small companies will start collapsing within a few months), but casinos and hotels can get bent

>tfw you're an air force pilot

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Of course not, a fucking egg will cost a wheel barrel worth of dollars, America is to use just incurring debt to keep the economy going but is over, who will want to trade with literally bricks of paper, normal fags can't wake to the reality that the American empire is fucking over, if the chinks introduce the yuan as global trading America will fucking starve, you're witnessing a very extraordinary situation, America will have to sing concession for an international bail out

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actually. fuck Boeing in the ass. They've fucked up everything lately. 737 max has engines in the wrong fucking spot. Their rockets miss the ISS completely. offer them cash if they start hiring old white guys again who actually make thing that work.

It's all over st this point

2 out of 3 of us gave you a legit answer, the economy has been a meme since 1980

Lmao I work for boeing. All the new hires are diversity hires. This company is so fucked

Honestly as long as it doesn't appear physically, then it probably doesn't matter. A digital dollar makes it way harder to know how much is in circulation for the average person and therefore the inflation isnt really felt.

>just pumped 2.5 trillion into the market
>pls gib more

lmao this is a bottomless pit

Fascism is peak corporatism tho.

I am gonna make one that goes even faster and with more feds.

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Printing causes inflation. Only used during deflation until inflation targets are met

Yep. Now u know why brick nations been buying gold

let me just check my couch real quick

It's worst if it goes digital, you can actually see how much money is actually circulating and painstakingly follow each movement, what the fuck people thinking is going to happen with the trump bucks coming next month, the store will be wiped clean again and most will be holding literall ass whipping paper with Ben Franklin on it

>gibs
>because our business models are shit

Get a 5 gallon bucket of water and wipe with your shaking hand

My governor just shut down all schools for the rest of the year. A lot of people are going to need assistance for missing work.

What state?

The fed is injecting 1 trillion printed dollars into the stock market every day for the next week so 50 billion is literally nothing

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>an industry that made multi billions last year deserves a bail out.
I remember when Australia was full of people with humor. This new Australia with flavored boot polish is alien.

if i was an exec at an airline i'd be telling the government that if you don't pay me in under 24 hours my planes are going to resume flights from wuhan and milan

KS

emmmmm helping them is the fascist policy.

muh free market