Notice how he puts his tweets in an image so they can't be indexed?
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New Cryptic Tom Hanks Tweet
Sebastian Sanchez
Gavin Moore
>be Tom
>get awards for playing HIV+ character
>last movie tanked hard
>your movie career is over
>announce you have the virus.
>good thing you have acting skills
>go into hiding.
>"beat" the virus and emerge an hero
>start new political career
>be spokesman, the face of covid-19
>say fuck Trump
>another likable California actor goes into politics.
>like Gabby Giffords, no one can say shit about him
tl;dr never trust someone who gets paid to lie and play pretend their whole life.
Nathaniel Flores
You forgot
>take $$$ promoting Vegemite
Leo Kelly
Corona typewriter? He just happened to take a typewriter to Australia? Yeah something doesn't add up..
Hunter Wright
>corona typewriter
the back of one of Madonna's recent albums
what a coincidence
Sebastian Brown
Right? It’s kind of insulting
Jacob Miller
>flatten the curve
Julian Roberts
that isn't cryptic at all
Nicholas Garcia
Hanx is obvious fake, not a very bright one I must say, he will surely be exposed after all this is over.
Choke on Vegemite covered bbc hanx for taking advantage of your fans in this dark times
Luke Lee
Leads by 201 points?
Event 201?
This gets weirder and weirder
Liam Phillips
gee, I just happened to take a photo of an improperly disposed level 4 bio hazard lol
John Nelson
>never trust someone who gets paid to lie and play pretend their whole life.
what about meme flags that larp on anonymous message boards?
Ryder Ramirez
Covfefe
Dominic Sanchez
Why the memeflag?
Xavier Lee
I’d never lie to you
Zachary Miller
Why does he type like such a fucking faggot redditor? Jesus christ
Brody Peterson
EU flag = more (yous) = more bumps = more exposure. I'm outnumbered by retards that take my lazy flag b8.
Josiah Perry
what a fucking faggot
Austin King
>t. npc
Andrew Phillips
There’s nothing cryptic about a boomer being weird as fuck on social media. I want you to go to Facebook and read 100 posts made by boomers and tell me that 90% of them aren’t incoherent garbage.
Luis Jones
Then allow us a peek at your real flag
>s
>a
>g
>e
Jason Moore
Okay. Now I don't believe there's a virus.
Grayson Taylor
I'm a burger. No bump, no peek.
Henry Moore
Interdasting!!!
Brayden Young
>that sink
Its a hospital room?
Also, if he is using his typewriter so much, why doesnt he type out his tweets and then take a photo of them? Surely seems like less effort than to type them into a program to insert them into an image.
Benjamin Young
>201 points
centerforhealthsecurity.org
Angel Gray
Came here to say this
Her most recent tour included a very satanic performance in Israel complete with gas masked backup dancers and a collapsing Statue of Liberty
WHAT IS HAPPENING?????
Nolan Morgan
You’re an Israeli until proven to be pajeet
Ethan Jenkins
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Colton Edwards
Tom Hanks is a piece of shit. He's pretty much cured but won't admit it because he knows that will calm people down and help Trump Ultimately who he hates so he keeps doing these wishy washy updates.
Nicholas Anderson
Chase Scott
Always keep your eye on the creepy fucker who posts pictures of typewriters.
Aaron Kelly
>common brand
>boomers still afraid computers might explode on them
meh
Jack Cook
He is a typewriter afficianado. He even made a documentary about it.
You people obsessed with finding secret meaning in his mundane and transparent activities are wacked.
Jason Sanchez
If you are going to buy an old typewriter odds are it will be a smith corona but I agree about the traveling with a heavy ass typewriter.
Andrew Miller
it'sallsotiresome.jpg
Xavier Williams
only pedos still give a fuck about typewriters.
Owen Ward
Dylan Miller
>Cryptic
What is cryptic about it? It's sort of update any boomer in the world might post to social media. He's doing laundry, playing cards, and twitter gave him shit for using too much Vegemite.
He collects them.
Literally every batshit conspiracy theory about this guy comes from one prolific twitter schizjob.
Blake Foster
and somehow those are lower than german? lol
Nathaniel Evans
Wtf?
Xavier Gray
>leads by 201 points
centerforhealthsecurity.org
Isaac Lopez
1940 typewriter, he's born in 1956. More likely to love an IBM Selectric.
Easton Lopez
many such cases.
Charles Hall
He’s been dead for days.
Jackson Foster
>Leads by 201 points
Event 201 anyone?
Brayden Richardson
David White
Lanuage is a Virus?
m.youtube.com
Coronachan is 911 2.0
Jack Sullivan
see how they mock us
William Jackson
2spoopy! Yikes!
Brody James
the ancient greeks and romans despised actors. they were the lowest of the low next to prostitutes and foreigners. why did we forget this knowledge. i wonder (((why)))?
Christian Rogers
he does this weird shit all the time. tweets photos f discarded clothing. ugh. tom hanks is deep into it. ugh.
Kayden Wright
Too bad the pedo wont die.
Easton Sanchez
he doesn't love the typewriter anymore because they are forcing him to write his confession with it
Colton Roberts
brappppp
Jayden Bell
whats this 201 i keep seeing?
Lucas Diaz
What does that fucking image have to do with your post you retarded coom brain?
Gavin Lopez
>vegemite
>used to love
>all in this together
>flatten the curve
he browses Yas Forums
no doubt about it
Nolan Gonzalez
There is something off about that faggot.
If I remember correctly, he posted on Instagram a picture of a glove on some street on which a guy landed after jumping to his death. Said guy had accused Hanks, among others, of sexual abuse.
Owen Hernandez
>coom brain
guilty as charged
Zachary Hill
Chekd
Digitation confirms
Praise his ways boys
Dylan Anderson
listen to ep 275 of the tin foil hat podcast with sam tripoli.
Jordan Jones
>Coronachan is 911 2.0
picrel, Look for the 9.11 and the 3.11 next to it
Hanks declared virus on 3.11
All of our Seattle 113 predictions (youtube.com
Prepare for this thread to die now
Carter Gonzalez
It's time to stop.
Logan Cooper
That's a lotta woman
Lincoln Reed
Those floors. Hope he recovers quickly. I'm sure he's being well cared for.
Austin Morgan
It was that way through the Middle Ages all the way up to about 100 year ago when the (((Hollywood Star))) was born.
Henry Rivera
I'm not on twitter, but someone should respond to him with a gif of this...
Xavier Rodriguez
Coronachan carrier at the Seahawks game 11/3?
James Bennett
Mason Thompson
I read the vegemite thing as “spreading my wife’s vagina”
Jayden Phillips
Easton Rivera
Oh shit checked
Austin Martin
>flatten the curve
This fucking propaganda. Anthony fauci needs to go
Daniel Reed
not everyone is coming to the future
not everyone is learning from the past
not everyone can come into the future
not everyone that's here is gonna last
youtube.com
Jace Scott
FLATTEN THE CURVE MEANS, DELAY GOD.
TOM HANKS IS A POS.
Oliver Cooper
>zoomer didnt have a granny with like 4 smith corona typewriters and ten singer sewing machines
i feel bad for you guys
Levi Garcia
In Shakespeare's time, actors were paid to leave town, and then acting troupes were banned.
Alexander Cruz
Well spotted dude
Juan Jackson
Literally what the fuck
Aiden Stewart
holy shit
Carson Peterson
Two things can be true
Ayden Hill
?
Jayden Rogers
I dont get it? What's so spooky about the album and the typewriter? What's the bigger picture here? What's the symbolism? Sorry am autistic.
Charles Cooper
My first thought, too... thought he'd been discharged... but that's clearly not a home sink arrangement, nor even a hotel's.