0 infection on Yas Forums/pol

>0 infection on Yas Forums/pol
>0 person I know infected
>0 student at my uni infected
>All celebrities seem to post on FB/Insta to tell the world how they're infected and we shouldn't be allowed to leave our homes
What the hell is really happening out there ?

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Give it time my little brainlet

Covfefe

You're wrong. There was a spanish bro infected here last night and said it just felt like a flu. He had timestamp.

its just a prank bro, everyone was in on it. even kim jong

>felt like a flu
>different virus family, not an influenza virus, but a corona virus
yeah and a lion feels like a house cat

I think I had it about a week ago. I had a cough and runny nose then very high fever for two days then a bit more of a dry cough then I was fine. It's flulite for most people.

You'll never know until you get it

>Yas Forums/pol
go back to plebbit

Nigger there are a couple of self-quarantined infects in my neighborhood and my fater who is a doctor has to dress basically in hazmat because he has to visit coronaed patient. Stop it already with this schizo bullshit.

I actually am recovering from it right now, ask me anything

Not everyone goes full pneumonic
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>I dunno anyone who's HIV positive
>Therefore, AIDS is a hoax

People who see a conspiracy in virtually anything are pityable...

How's you tp stockpile looking, user?

WRONG.

There are individuals that have already reported as having Coronavirus on Yas Forums

I bought a case of it before everyone went crazy because I actually ran out. Barely been eating, so less pooping. Still mostly full.

I woke up feeling like shit today. Dunno what it is but I’m just staying in bed for the next few days.

Dry run of their social control systems ramping up to 2020 election cycles.
Gotta keep those turnouts as low as possible on the conservative end!

A guy from my uni I kinda know is in state-run quarantine. Check mate.

I know someone who is infected in WA, retard.

No you don't.

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I obviously think the entire Q shit is a larp but yeah, something is going on behind the scenes and general narrative. I guess that should be obvious though by now to anyone who has a semblance of intelligence.

Pretty sure the boomer In my building has it and we share a venting system. If I get it I’ll record daily symptoms and upload to YouTube/post on pol

I'm probably infected but I'm too lazy to get tested

my dad got infected. he got it at his job, he works for nintendo

My cousin has it you schizo fuck

I dont know but if youre friends with a pedo gate researcher make sure you know where they are at all times

ive had it

no he has the regular flu.

I have seen more than one pol bro with a sick family member or suspected to have it themselves, I live in a house with 3 other dudes and they all know at least a person from work that has it, this is in texas btw. also, a friend that works at a gamestop has had most of his branch getting sick and self isolating and hoping it passes before they have to go to the ER with difficulty breathing

What state?

Most people here are NEETs so you’re focusing on the wrong target audience to prove your point OP.

My cousin here in austin has it, pretty sure he gave it to me at dinner last week before he knew. Pray for me bros

Didn't his paper say "possibly corona"? He wasn't tested for coronavirus iirc

Houston?

>What the hell is really happening out there ?
Don't be naive qmap.pub/

this whole thing was created to sell more toilet paper

Good luck fellow Austinfag.

>a friend that works at a gamestop has had most of his branch getting sick
How the fuck do places like GameStop still exist? Fucking idiots. Your friend's a fucking idiot for working there like a dumb fuck at age 29.

>runny nose
Not corona then.

I came close to being infected. I only dodged it by having the actual flu.

I have it, now what

Its a big hoax. All these covid-19 patients are flu patients which die every year however this year they made these deaths into a brand to curb dissent.

French protests? Stopped
Catalonia protests? Stopped
U.S election rallies? Stopped
Hong Kong protests? Stopped
Iran Protests? Stopped

We're the good guys.

yet you can't seem to brush your teeth

Statistically, you would have to know about 35000 people to know at least one person whos infected

>everyone is now conscious of their sanitation habits
>entire countries either locking down or shutting down completely
>events canceled, curfews places, all takeout is drive through only
>all that and it's asymptomatic for a period of around 12 days
>"if it's so bad why hasnt it spread more?"

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One person at my university was infected. They got it going to NYC on Spring Break. School closed down before they brought it to anyone else luckily.

what school do you go to

The virus was brought in through elite circles and so will make its rounds there first. It's first major outbreak was at fucking AIPAC kek.

Bros I have a slight headache, pressure around eyes but I'm still able to function just fine. Also a cough with no flem, but the cough isn't so bad, mostly cough because it feels an itch I'm trying to scratch. Am I going to die before I get Trumpbux?

Molyneux in Bhutan, there.

Gettting paid to stand around and talk about video games and work a cash register is retarded? How? Ez monz

You are infected

Your Fater is a Hater

They should be ran out of business by now

>> be burger
>> burger squad rolls in
>> unkie burger, auntie burger, and cousin burgers
>> kisses with cousin prior to family meal
>> smooch made virus upload

Thank, Burg.

This
Its why everything is closing. The elite all have it. Some user mentioned tainted synthenic adrenochrome coming from wuhan. Its why they have distance the city from the media, wuhan is far down the rabbit hole.

fucking lmao he is wearing a hazmat suit because somebody told him to, it doesn't mean anything

They would fuck their economy just for getting rid of the protests. Say something again after you've finished fucking your cousin and maybe I'll believe you.

I have family and coworkers who have it. Also OP is a fag.