/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2207 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

China is burning bodies again.
It's over they doomed us

HAPPENINGFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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You should do the right thing and donate your TP stash since you're not gonna need it.

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How does the money machine go?

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Starting the drive from MA to TX tomorrow. What are the odds I end up stuck in a lockdown along the way?

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only now, at the end do you understand the true power of this pandemic.

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My live-in girlfriend works in the mall. How safe are malls from this virus?

Your Lolis, hand 'em over.

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Check. 6 mln Chinks already in the oven

The Irish media is praising China. Cunts the lot of them.

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if god exists he'll make sure that every american, even abroad get the trumpbux, i need that money to consoom

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>work at Walmart

How do I stop screaming?

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Post your comfy quarantine vidya.
>HOTS
>Front office football
>Dead by daylight
>Blasphemous

Hope /cvg/ is doing great today. Wrapped up working from home and planning to game til midnight again. Loving Blasphemous, didn't click with me when it first came out but I've been hooked for two days.

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San Marino 11 dead, 119 positive
Population: 33k

Got tested after coming in contact with a confirmed case. Looks like I just have a cold

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>US Death Toll From Covid-19 Passes 100
It's over.

reminder that Star Wars has been forever tainted by Jew-Jew, Retard Jonson and Women.
Mando is the only thing to save the franchise now.

BASED

epic, this is the first time i've seen this

>i was a germophobe for years
same, or atleast something very similar. When did you first notice it ?!

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Future Currency is toilet paper.

FIRST DEATH IN TURKEY

89 YEAR OLD MALE

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Based. Chinks brought back the holocaust. All we need now are the nukes

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

YEAH SURE BUD COME PICK IT UP

YOU'LL KNOW THE PLACE, CUZ THERE'S A FUCKING WA PLATE PARKED OUTSIDE

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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I wish I had a corona-chan gf on discord bros

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Thank goodness

you use your 1000 Trumpbuxx to hold you over while you find a better job

The globalists want to flatten THIS?

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Are we dead?

Post one, get one for free

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reminder """mild cases""" lead to death eventually
there is no escape once you get it, STAY AT HOME

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Decent but that'd make a cool story if you live.

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Fine by me if you trade me a fecund milf.

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Thank you Corona-chan, we love you!

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Make a big scene coofing, say you don't feel well then leave.

This is going to be a terrible way of dying. I'm so sick all of the time, so in a way it's a relief since I'm not committing suicide but it still sounds awful.

WHEN WILL I GET MY TRUMP BUCKS
I NEED THEM NOW
NO SERIOUS ANSWERS PLZ

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Turkey reports first death from #coronavirus

A 89-year-old man has died of the COVID-19, Health Minister Koca announces

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Heads should be rolling over this shit

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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that is the way.

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Just got home from work, has anyone else noticed this yet?
New york had 900 cases yesterday, number is now 1,700 with 19% hospitalized.
cnbc.com/2020/03/17/new-york-state-coronavirus-cases-soar-to-more-than-1300-hospitalizing-19percent.html
A few nights ago I broke my month long nofap for corona and felt a brief period where corona-chan was actually there. Maybe my prayers were answered.

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They will never succeed

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Who here has been regularly 'sanitizing' their system?

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depends on what she's doing exactly.
It would hate to work as a cashier because it has a high turnover of various people

>14 Jan
Kek. I admit I used to be a nothingburgerfag in January-February, though.

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>Pathologic 2
>Witcher 3
>Doom Eternal
>Bannerlord (hopefully)

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Did anyone make sense of this finding from last night?

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GET ALL THE CORONA-CHAN PICTURES HERE, MAY CORONA-CHAN BLESS US AND INFECT EVERYONE ON EARTH
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

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Thanks user for all your hard work keeping us up to date

Take sick leave, pretend flu.
Educate yourself and get a real job either in the wasteland or after the happening.
If you cant do that you are expendable to any society anyway.

>a cartoon about the next dalai lama re-incarnation being prosecuted by Chinese security forces in a bid to oppress Tibetans
typical chinks

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Excellent, ty

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I was blessed by Corona-Chan
Wish me luck!

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CORONAVIRUS TEST COMPANIES SAYS THE PANDEMIC GONNA LAST FROM 2 TO 4 MONTHS
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>elconfidencial.com/mundo/2020-03-17/coronavirus-eeuu-meses-duracion_2503368/

Feels so good being vindicated about this. As soon as I saw the measures they were taking in China to contain it, I knew when it got to the West it was going to be the happening of a decade. God damn it feels good to be right after all the nothingburger fags who are probably the ones freaking out the most now.

that's a good one

I bet you faggots are fucking each other

work for the government m8 and work from home :^)

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They wish.

Anyone have that screenshot predicting the Italian outbreak and the market collapse?

Really? That seems a bit short. Swine flue lasted a year and 4 months.

blessed indeed

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windy is not live
those twits are made by yank accounts
literally no proof they're burning thousands of bodies and even if they were it would be good for the planet overall, less chinks and less virus

Nioh 2

first death in Turkey 89 y.o male

Go away

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>that'd make a cool story

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Check. Goodluck user

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How bad will this be in Florida?

Does warm weather actually slow it down?

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checked. beware of disinfo shills

Where are you nothingburgers?

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I work at a machine shop and have pretty much kept everyone out of mg area, and always wear nitrite gloves. How effective is the 6 foot rule?

Does the Swedish and British governments know something everyone else don't?
Either that or they're retarded.
Sweden has always been secretly Eugenic, perhaps they want all oldies to die.

store user from last thread ama

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It's literally still just a nothingburger.

Lol. Now it’s only a 30% drop from the high.
Crash fags BTFO. Obvious bull market
#nothingburger

fake virus

Something in the air, anons. Do you feel it?

Everybody knows something big is coming.

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Good shit, user.

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>being one of the skeletal corpse drivers clogging up the interstate in some kino future apocalyptic landscape
Nice!

How are we going to claim our trumpbux? Like do all appear in person at our local civic center and grab a check?

Everyone's dead but flordiaman

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tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

>being this much of a mixed race retard

>Pathologic 2
oh shit that looks really interesting thanks man

mount and blade 2

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Thanks. Scary shit

No, direct sun exposure just kills viruses.

>Minecraft

Sweden just does whatever UK and Germany tells them

its a deathburger if you're Chinese

Comet Ping Pong 2.0

keikiandplow.com/

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We called them out with this shit because you can't get 14-40 people with a virus in one go from an animal meal.

Go cry into your stock market money. Oh wait, it's all worthless now

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Spreading fine in warm and humid areas.

Seasonal flu?

Irish premier Leo Varadkar says the number of cases of COVID19 here expected to rise to 15,000 by the end of the month in ireland.

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They're expecting the Shanghai shivers to be like Brits in decent weather. They think its gonna do fuck all when its warm

hope its digital and i hope you don't have to pay taxes to get them

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Multiple countries on lockdown in South America. They're completely fucked.

Based policy

But Germany is locking down

If it did, the middle east/south of the equator wouldn't be getting raped by Corona-chan. There's no stopping her, they just don't want people to start looting before they've squirreled away the shit they want to keep for themselves in the coming rioting/looting.

I'd get Nioh 2 if I could afford it. I'm just waiting for a sale while shitposting on Yas Forums and Yas Forums

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Does West Virginia have it yet? How the fuck are we getting more cases in Alaska than West Virginia?

The transparent one who dabs, pls.

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Pretty sure you have to be out of work as a result of covid

BLESSED NUMBERS

EVROPA CLOSING BORDERS

HOLY SHIT

cnet.com/news/the-european-union-is-closing-its-borders-in-covid-19-measures/?ftag=CAD-03-10aaj8j

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>my vitamin C delivery comes tomorrow
I hope it's not too late

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but what about them dirty night clubs bruh?

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How low are supplies really?Is it just the total hoarders that are causing you to go dry, or is it also a manpower issue where coworkers are sick?

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