Cats are the best pet. Prove me wrong.
Cats are the best pet. Prove me wrong
Lucas Taylor
Josiah Green
Nice kot
Parker Scott
Cats don't care about you, they scratch stuff and give you that brain parasite.
Ethan Hughes
Protip: I can't
Isaac Price
Into the oven you go.
Blake Cook
t. never owned a cat
Robert Rivera
dogs exist
Adam Thomas
Cats care about you if you care about them. You've probably never felt love in your life before, though.
James Wood
I can't.
>doesn't smell like shit because it cleans itself
>uses a litterbox
>isn't annoyingly in your face all the time
>cool vibe
>looks cute
>purring destress
cats are based
Justin Green
frankly i would either want a cat & dog or neither. they are annoying shits when they dont have another differently-annoying shit to keep them in line.
Juan Bennett
I found a black cat in a witches hut on Minecraft. When I was heading back to the house I got jumped by three zombies and a witch. The witch’s potion got my health low, and as I was running away a baby zombie spawned out of nowhere. I hit it three times, my health at one heart, and just before I got my last hit that stupid fucking cat walked in front of me, and the baby zombie got me from the side. Lost 16 diamonds, full enchanted diamond armor and an enchanted pick axe.
Fuck cats.
Kevin Sanders
*Ahem* Dogs are the declared the niggers of pets.
Chase Young
Anthony Richardson
I hate cats, they are smelly and scratch you.
Evan Flores
i can't make sentences I am just happy we are having a cat thread
Isaac Garcia
based
Sebastian Green
>prove me wrong
Where do you think you are OP?
Ryan King
Yup. Clever, loving yet independent
Dog owners confirmed for affection dependent little bitches
Dominic Collins
best thread right now
Nathaniel Turner
this but unironically
William Brooks
>Prove me wrong.
Evan Perry
Does your cat do tricks?
Logan Green
Discord sells chat logs to the SPLC.
Owen Butler
>mans best friend
>utilized through training
Try training a cat to sniff out drugs or help you hunt. Cats don’t even respond to their own name half the time. Nice larp faggot, here your (you).
Wash your penis.
Dominic Barnes
Fuckoff sci-fi larping faggot
Elijah Jenkins
noisy stinkers that lick eachothers poopholes.
Caleb Edwards
what did he see
Juan Morris
i simply cant
They are PERFECT
David Russell
Get fucked, cats are for old women with no eggs. Reptile gang gang
James Evans
I mean yeah if you dont have a dog I guess
Alexander Baker
My tortoise cares more about me than a cat ever well about its owner.
Samuel Morris
Brayden Green
Daniel Ward
Even frogs and turtles are better pets. Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
Matthew Bell
Owen Howard
Cats make excellent pets. I'd love to see them bred to be larger, a 30lb cat would utterly wreck a 100lb dog.
Highly intelligent, domesticated and yet also can revert back to be feral, retractable claws for the little killers convenience and they produce sounds which have been proven to promote muscle and bone healing when you cuddle them. They can also be trained pretty easily if you aren't an idiot.
Austin Ward
Cat's only care about you if you're cool user
Josiah Sanchez
Coons rule
Brayden Wright
You'd rather have a cat touching his shit in the box and then walking all over your counters.
Joshua Lewis
Hudson Hughes
Pets are for the comfortable, my best friend is metal.
Luke Jones
CATNEDA WHAT DO YOU SEE?
Owen King
Camden Sullivan
Do you let your cat out by itself? Then it is not a pet, it is feral and needs to be killed. Put it on a goddamm leash
Colton Green
Cats are the worst pet. Gas yourself kike.
Brandon Garcia
Ian Robinson
fuck cats, only faggots and trannies like them
Adam Allen
yikes.
Isaac Garcia
>your kid is a bit slow
>we know, he is precious. we had to keep the cat.
Daniel Ross
no they don't
dogs are myth
Jeremiah Long
That not the poophole, virgin
Grayson Morgan
Cats are psychopaths
Having their cheeks and neck rubbed feels good to them because it's how they mark their territory
They only act social to mark you as their territory
Cats rarely display selflessness
Mason Bell
Gavin Watson
spoken like 80IQ memeflag nigger that you are.
Bentley Adams
/thread
Juan Stewart
That can happen, but I think it's incredibly rare. Also I'm not coping because I don't have a cat.
Thomas Peterson
toxoplasmosis affects catfags who have their cats living inside their house and ofc the fags who like their steak undercooked.
Noah Scott
I can’t. I used to hate cats until I adopted one. I adopted my second soon after.
Christian Gutierrez
I hope you die in a housefire
Anthony Cook
Cats love me because I ignore them and shoo them away when that doesn't work. It's a self-defense mechanism because they know I can kick the shit out of them if I want to. They're the jew of pets, seeking nothing but personal gain. They contribute nothing but toxoplasmosis and complacency.
Nicholas Cox
so you're saying they're sniffing and licking eachothers flaccid dicks? Because you know only one gender had a vagoo.
Josiah Stewart
Cats care
Dominic Bennett
You have aids, fren?
Parker Fisher
that cat is probably a jew