Alex Jones says this is the elite satanic takeover to kill 99% of the population because of the deal they made with the...

>interdimensional clockwork elves.
We all know who he's (((really))) referring to.

underrated. AJ is a CCP shill.

>takeover to kill 99% of the population
are they planning on just using that virus? cause thats not gonna to good

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Pick up what he's putting down bruh

Is he morphing into Joe Rogan

> One tiem its satan, then its aliens, then its interdimensional beings, then its the chicoms.

It's not reductionist to say "It's the Jews".

Satan, aliens, Chicoms are all the same thing: servants of evil. They're all working together to ruin God's Creation, separately.

I'm listening

And you are triggered because your midwit cranium cannot comprehend that someone would ever mix humor with truth. Everything must be siriuz bizniz.

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Nice disinfo agent you got there, mossad.

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>One tiem its satan, then its aliens, then its interdimensional beings, then its the chicoms.
he's making the point that these are all the same thing.

He's such a fool.

Epstein isn't dead. If he were the tapes would have been released.

thas the trick, hiding the truth in plain sight!!

alex speaks the truth..probably.

He doesn't want to say "the jews", because he openly admitted he supports israel.

And his kids are kikespawn

why don't you post a link to the video you retarded cuck

Don't rely on Jones for the deep metaphysical stuff. He's pretty good on specific details most of the time, but anything bigger picture he gets way off into the weeds.

Dude the clockwork elves are legit real. Seem 'em myself on my Aiwaska trip in Western Brazil.

I don't give a fuck what kind of MK-ultrad, Mossad, hot Jewess wife, replace his muscle ass with fatass Bill Hicks stunts (((they))) pulled.

AJ has literally never not been right. You are a coward for denying as much And the funniest thing is, it doesn't even matter if we're talking about the real studly AJ, or the fake ass CIA/Mossad replacement who.is in fact thje fatass version of Bill Hicks. They are both right!

Bet you wish you had an AlexaProPure water filter right fucking now.

As always, he's fucking right

Fake post, the clockwork elves are beings of happiness

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He's not controlled oppo, but he is a useful idiot.

the world building thread is over there on /tg/

Alex Jones is right, if you acually did what he keeps repeating and started reading into elites own publications and books you would see he is right.

Now, if all this crap is real or just the elites narcisism and delusions, thats another question.

Finally, someone making sense of this.

Alex Jones has been astral projecting since he was a kid. Who knows what kind of interdimensional contacts he has. We shouldn't dismiss him so easily.

>Dude the clockwork elves are legit real. Seem 'em myself on my Aiwaska trip in Western Brazil.
You saw your own mind faggot. All that shit is in YOU, its not out there.

why is satan hiding in chemical in tree bark?

>I took a psychomimetic drug that makes you susceptible to suggestion and saw things that I'd previously heard about because they were in my subconscious!

He's not wrong

I dont think the actual question is if they are or arent real but rather if the people in power believe it to be. And if its not, what part of their minds get projected on these beings they hallucinate? Should we worry that the elite is literally delusional and schizophrenic?

This. Interdimensional beings of evil do exist and we need to do something about them, but the machine elves Are the embodiments of joy who wish to spread joy. There's an entire multiverse. Not every being is Satan.

And I believe 90% of that.

Fuck off bluepill

>kill 99%

No.
Even you fucked it up. Its about killing everyone.
99% is just a dirty underhanded trick.
In order to 'ascend' as they say, you HAVE to die in the process. So even that 1% dies too.

Its about killing humanity. Everyone dies? The fallen one wins.

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This boat was a little pitry dish. What were the final numbers?
youtu.be/sunC9bSRCzQ

interdimensional clockwork elves visualized at 2:30
youtube.com/watch?v=sPzJjNQaYEA

>Not every being is Satan.
Im starting to believe more and more that Satan is the material plane itself, or rather the collective consciousness of all beings except God

Nigger should do more DMT and ask the "machine elves" himself. There is nothing malevolent about that realm.

Your partially right, it's all manifesting out of one giant mind, most people refer to that mind as god. It's just that the mystery of life is such that you have the illusion of separateness because of the body mostly. Enjoy figuring out how it all works nobody knows.

>One tiem its satan, then its aliens, then its interdimensional beings

Project Stargate. CIA. They put these guys into induced comas and loaded them up with DMT. They met with the same beings, conversed with them, negotiated with them. Jones calls them "elves" which really isn't that far from what our ancestors called them - the Fae or faeries.
They appear in every form of mythology. In an online bible, do a search for El Sheddai. An old testament name for one of the Jewish gods. The Teutonic equivalent is Aes Shedai or Ais Shea. Both mean the gods of the hills or gods of the mountain.

Don't argue with Christ cucks. They eat up the judaized religion that was re written to pull wool over their eyes. They call everything non Jewish satanic. The Jews don't even believe in Satan. It's truly tiresome.

Hes not dead because they aren't allowed to kill him
its against their rules, his blood protects him.
This is the truth. If America was a monarchy, AJ would have a claim to the throne.
Would be based as fuck tbqh

I fucking hates interdimensional clockwork elves, evil they are.

>interdimensional clockwork elves.
interdimensional child molestors
make sure what you are replacing is funnier than what was before, you dumb nigger faggot

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He's said himself that he's never tried DMT before in his life, yet knows all about it he claims because his father with connected with MK-Ultra experiments in Austin at UT. Alex also says he doesn't need to try it because "every day is a DMT trip for him" or something like that and he has god. The point is he doesn't know anything about it firsthand

>Trust me goy, we killed jesus so 2000 years later you would support israels war effort

clockwork or "machine elves" was coined by Terence Mckenna in the 1980s before Alex was even on radio

How do they communicate?

Alex Jones is wrong, God wins. This won't be easy but good will prevail, garaunteed.

Do you seriously think if Alex Jones was correct about half the shit he says he wouldn’t have accidentally shot himself by now. He’s just a LARP

he's a stratfor agent, I thought everyone knew this already

KEK WHAT A BALD BITCH

By opening themselves to suggestion by synchronic events, thats how you communicate with levels above matter

I need pictures of these “clockwork elves”

Alex if you're reading this, you're amazing

I wouldn't even mind it and all of the fucking jews surviving, but if they can guarantee that they'll kill all the niggers down to the smallest hidden undiscovered savage tribes in the deepest jungles of Africa, it'll be totally worth it.
Gambare globalist-kuns!

He's got it backwards. Elites are dying. Jones is a glownigger disinfo shill.

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>clockwork elves.

Why are they called this? I've never heard an explanation that makes sense.

omg, yaass! my wife's black son loves your post

Link please

Best commandments ever

He's not wrong though

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Could you elaborate.

Self fulfilling Prophesy has been sold and marked up

Actually, I think it was a pangolin that had been infected by a bat.

>They call everything non Jewish satanic. The Jews don't even believe in Satan. It's truly tiresome.
Yeah it’s almost as if your assumption that Christianity is “judaized” simply because it was revealed by a jew is functionally retarded shillposting.

Terence McKenna was tripping one time and that's what he named the incoherent firings of his neurons, which he attributed to a different dimension. That fucking moron.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

As long as they kill all the niggers.

such bullshit
was the spanish flu a vampire pedo alien plot? the black death?

What the fuck are demons except interdimensional aliens? It doesn't make a difference.

it's true. Moloch wants us all dead

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm05m0xyuiw

can anyone provide examples of how he's been wrong specifically on anything? they joke about the gay frogs but I read the NIH paper on Atrazine and that was 100% factual as absurd as it sounded. Sandy Hook was a hoax based on the FBI having no record of it. The list goes on of how he's right. What has he been wrong on? His only sin is not admitting what he knows about the Jews but I'm convinced he's being blackmailed or threatened by them and has to deflect away from that line of conversation.