How are you going to spend your TrumpBux?

Already stocked up on happening supplies, so probably use it to build my deck and get into metal casting as a hobby.

pamp BTC you fucking mutts

Getting supplies that will help me train to make better Ann Franks.

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"well we gave them the money, it was their responsibility to use it to heal! There's plenty of opportunity to get proper medical help, some people were irresponsible, and that explains the death toll"

Stocks and booze

Give it to Israel!

Buy durable goods, you idiots
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_money

cute
dead fish eyes and kinda nightmare fueling but a thousand times better than me
im too autistic and waist 20min on a single line because it's not "perfect"

I'll let you know when there's an actual plan and they say how much and who it will go to.

yea....yea...
you're right.
we should all donate it to israel.
i feel so much better now.

President Trump is stopping a greater crisis than 2008. His talking point against Biden might be, you and Obama allowed 3.1 million family homes to go into foreclosure and did nothing. I, however, provided UBI and not only saved the family home, saved the economy.

spare some change?

drugs

Realistically? On food
Ideally? On guns

> commie shitholes crumbling
> the US giving a grand to its citizens

fucking BASED USA

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donating it to bernie

since its meant to be spent and stimulate the economy..ill send you some goods...what do you want SOPA DE KAKA???? UMA

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How will they go about distributing this money? Check to every mailbox? Online forms?

This!

Sopa de águia careca, uma delícia.
It would be good to try the true american delicacy.

Look how fast popular Yang Bucks became Trump Bucks!

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You have to go into the DMV and show them your ID and take a test showing you don’t have the virus

repost from another thread
There is no concrete bill in place yet.
Some people are proposing reliefs bills where every adult in the US would get $4,000 if they make under $100,000 per year, and every child would get $2,000. Even if you made over $100,000 you'd get $2,000.
Others are proposing $1,000 a week. Some Republicans are pushing a $1,000 one time check, with the possibility of another if things don't get better within a month. Some Dems wanted just $250.

There is a lot being thrown around right now. $1,000-$4,000 is the range we're looking at for what will actually pass. Weekly payments are unlikely because issuing multiple checks has higher overhead. Trump himself said he wanted to go bigger than some figures people were talking about AKA Romney supporting $1,000 a month.
Trump mentioned paying American workers, but some stuff being drafted right now is so open ended it would give everyone a check even if unemployed.

We have enough to get through this
Will start a gfm for those whom don’t

I'm either buying guns or this

Probably a couple more cans of nigger repellent.

when do i get mine dudes i need booze

just making shit up now

Oh shit I'm gonna get to buy so many guns.

Gold, obviously. Soon fiat currency will be worthless.

Basado

> hey yang decent idea itd be a shame if..

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Gold has crashed too with the stock market.

Smarter people than you are scratching their heads over that.

they're only debit cards for walmart, and other food stores. the list is on the website and can only be used for food and other essential items. we've been duped. I already ordered my new graphics card, now I'm not going to be able to pay my mom back. fuck drumpf.

All Americans are getting the cash payment, not just taxpayers. However, whores and coke sounds like a reasonable way to spend the extra cheddar.

Putting it in my savings like with the 600 bucks Bush Jr gave me.

More ammo.

buy stocks

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Yeah I'm not sure why anons think theyll be the ones the money is sent to. They never said "Every American" or even "Every family".

My guess is that it will likely only go to people who can verify that they lost their income due to the virus outbreak and lockdown measures. And likely only one check per household. Probably gonna prioritize people with kids and inner city trannies on welfare.

Buy stocks while they're cheap as hell

Based. I'll donate SOME of it now because of your post.

Cash doesn’t cure Coronavirus, dumbass.

Booze, yes. Stonks, hard no.

Nah, they can't accurately determine who lost wages due to this. This will be like the last one where you just get a check.

Shorting the faggot market with their own money

wrong

Holy moley

Investing it in buying a new work van, tools, and treating the wife with something shiny she picks out

Bullion, bullets and bread.

Based.

Not gonna lie 80% lowers is what I'd buy day 1. Cash only. Same for a few uppers.

going to save it till the lockdown is over then hookers and blow

So they can keep building their wall! Yay!

Thanks, and yeah, it's creepy kek. Perfectionism is rough, I imagine you'll do great if you power through it long enough.

why wont we get it? we need it the fucking most this is fucking bullshit

This. He is becoming a radical centrist to the dismay of the political fringe. Just like Hitler.

The grand to each citizen is so we don’t revolt at the TRILLIONS being given to corporate banks and businesses.

Won’t work this time.

How the fuck are they going to do that? That sounds like a ton of red tape in an emergency.

Bernie won’t survive the virus.

you need to get into shadows and shit, would probably make a huge difference
thanks but im shit and retarded nothing to gain for me in that field

BASED!

I feel pretty getting jack fucking shit from socialist BULLSHIT.
FUck Trump.
Fuck everyone.
I am fucking done.

im going to donate mine to the ADL and i STRONGLY suggest you do the same

And join the vaccine beta

I better get hazard pay for having to work
I’ll start issuing incompatible blood to women in labor idgaf

Based pede

The USD is one of the top 10 currencies in the world. Worth 91% of a Euro. Remove your vpn, fag

Putting it into a savings account and using it to pay taxes next year which will probably be thousands of dollars higher than this years.

Paper stocks being sold

If it’s close to the higher ranges of that, I’m taking it and moving my family to farm in Costa Rica.

>reps want to give larger handout than dems
truly clown world

Somebody I know just might be a weed grower and doesn't file tax returns, will he get a check too?

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im giving it all to israel

G-D BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP

they should put trump's picture on the trumpbux

Yeah, buy the dip when Dow is 100$

wait... so we NEETs won't get anything?

>/beg/

fuck off commietard. you should be happy you can buy a new buttplug

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Clearly it’ll go to unemployed as well, as many just got fired or furloughed. It’ll even go to welfare leeches, because they fear they’ll riot and loot otherwise.

You know I'mma be clowning with it.

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Because the only hard currency in a real crash is bullets.

you have very low intelligence

Not a dime my fellow NEET!

>buy taxidermied dog
>150lbs of tannerite in small 1lb cash purchases all over the state
>buy lowers from private party
>buy drill press for unrelated reasons
>???
>profit

Got lots of that already, although I need more refill cartridges.

Buy Bitcoin, Monero, Decred.

bullshit fuck you faggot fake neet

>mobile link
kys phonefag

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>yang proposes it
“Fucking socialist lib free gibs nothing is free fags it will destroy America”
>trump proposes it
“Omg our wonderful president is such a moderate he cares about the little guy”

stonks and buttcoin
the fed is printing money YUGE

If he fucking manages to do this successfully he'll be a shoe in for 2020.

finally get a big dob. I've been wanting one but I told myself I have to finish the ALs Messier program with my 8" and then I can buy one to do the Hershel 400. I'm thinking 16-18" maybe bigger now with the trump bux

Depends on whose bill gets passed, what amendments/changes get added. I'd bet on it being more broad ended because of the huge potential for benefiting Trump's reelections.
Dems right now don't want to look bad for being stingy on world ending virus relief so they can't counter signal it.

just get some job applications, they're free and work pretty well

based, we must protect the too big to fail banks!

pay my damn bills since im out of work cause of this shit

>finally get trumpbux a month from now
>economy so bad the dollar is worthless

so with my ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS, im going to buy a tub of ice cream.

Air Jordan's and a 40 of OE.

Yeah fuck yang

he's already a shoe in. how smooth is your brain to think anything different

imagine showing it to a liberal
>not your president you see?
>so give all of it it to me!

That’s temporary, and due to ppl freaking out and liquidating metals as well. That’ll reverse soon, and has already begun. Also, that’s paper metals; actual physical metals are selling out quickly online and have surged in demand. Once traders see the big picture and the ppl who are clueless are out of the way, gold will go above $2000 quickly, silver may lag due to industrial demand being down (same for palladium.)

You mean “his” economy that crumbled because some people were coughing and barely 100 people got sick before the stock market tanked?

That’s temporary, and due to ppl freaking out and liquidating metals as well. That’ll reverse soon, and has already begun. Also, that’s paper metals; actual physical metals are selling out quickly online and have surged in demand. Once traders see the big picture and the ppl who are clueless are out of the way, gold will go above $2000 quickly, silver may lag due to industrial demand being down (same for palladium.)

>he'll be a shoe in for 2020.
Trump is a human, not a shoe.

Fake

>How are you going to spend your TrumpBux
im going to buy some new boot straps

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