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Yep. At least in the US. Europe's fucked though. But weve got so much space and so many hospitals that our numbers are actually manageable and since we began lockdowns in the outbreak centers already after like 30 deaths, in 2 weeks the cases will already dramatically drop. USA mass death cancelled. Economy is still completely and totally fucked though and so many people will have lost their jobs and income by the end of this. Still a happening, just not gonna have our own Wuhan situation because this shit moves so slowly that even our "late" reaction will almost certainly slow the spread to a very.manageable point. We'll all have to stay in quarantine for a long ass time though.

It's the biggest event of our lifetime. Still a nothinburger though, just like 9/11

zoomers don't understand millennial angst
and they end up repeating in all 100% seriousness the stuff we said in a sarcastic existential half-joking way

Wrong.

Staying at home eating Doritos and drinking IPAs it not the happening I anticipated

okie dokie boomer

CHECKED MASON user WHAT IS IT?@?!?@@??@

I still don't fucking understand what you people are freaking out about.

well no, we are at 800 new confirmed dead today.
But sadly it won't be as crazy as I have hoped for. The only thing that can still change the course of events is the sheer stuipidity of people refusing the quarantine measures.

>spring break just happened
>Disney just shut down Sunday
Unironically wait two weeks

Chill thefuck out

Its a bunch of Elitefags that BADLY need a victory after they have disappointed their people for over a decade. So they jump on some nothingburger bandwagon to be the brave leaders managing the hardcore crisis.

Only that these fags have no clue just HOW dysfunctional their system is lmao.
Hold on tight, this is gonna be a hell of a ride

give it about 7-14 days. London, NYC, LA will be in turmoil.

>A month of literally zero economy in Spain
>implying it can recover

payback for WWII you dirty fucking kraut

ok but what is happening?
the media and every cucked government (eg mine) are all moving lock-step with each other
usually this only happens for mass migration, etc
what's coming?

Cashless society.

It's been years you don't have economy

We had a meme tourism economy that kept us going, now it's literally nothing.
It's funny, two days before the lockdown I was discussing with some guy the consequences of a strike from the people that run restaurants and bars, we both thought that it would be catastrophic, and now we get to test our theory.

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WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I don't like the happening
The metro is shutdown and all the tasty burger places are closed
And the normies still aren't dead either

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kek'd

Naah. Your all gonna die.

>zero economy in Spain
So, business as usual then

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>You're
Retard

You don't notice the market crash?
Lockdowns?
Travel bans?
Panic?
Stimulus towards stock market?
There's way more

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>realizing it now

It was happening a month ago.

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TRUMPBUX $$$$$
TRUMPBUX $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is just the beginning.

There is no way to stop the virus. The second the lockdowns are released cases will skyrocket. Now governments have shut down public life with no way to open it without mass death. We aren't going to get over the curve in a month, it would take a year at least and probably longer, which will make the great depression look like a mild downturn.

The only options currently on the table are millions dead, the destruction of the global economy, or develop a vaccine in 1/8 the time it's ever been done.

Modern civilization has encountered a problem with without a solution.

Got a mysterious package from China today that said underwear. I didn't order anything from China that I was aware of kinda mysterious

>take a deep breath
Nice try.

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it's ok. Just take it slow

This is the biggest happening of our lives.

why is it so underwhelming?

I thought it would feel... different

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:DDDDDDDDDDDD

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Wait till summer.

A bunch of people driven insane by isolation, shopping in empty grocery stores, watching news reports of tens of thousands of deaths per day.

THE FINNISH EMPIREEEEEE
HAPPENING

Well it's happening what can I add?

You said that yesterday.

Kek

Compose two sentences in a foreign language. Protip: You can't

we were supposed to have big nigger rampages, shortages and people falling like flies in the streets. none of this is happening, it's literally just a big flu and everyone is more calm than ever. fuck you pol, you were wrong again

youtu.be/Zp3jH6iYrnw

Imagine this but with gunshots.

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damn, he looks pretty angry

Shitskins and niggers started chimping out just now, IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. Lurk moar, faggot!

he's fuming

ok boomer

You could elaborate, vitun idiootti

What's happening? I just came back from pooing in loo so I may have missed it.

My colleagues are already talking about being locked into their small city apartments is making them bored and driving them crazy after half a week. When I tell them its going to last for at least 6 months they just zone out and pretend its going to be 2 weeks. I think you will be very right.

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Trump said august but he is mentally incapable so who knows.

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

>metro
>flag
KEK

Whats great about the upcoming chimpouts is they will inevitably gather and spread the disease. Then when they are gasping for breath they'll be blaming white people for not saving them room in the overrun hospitals.

Also when are we going to see our first hospital mass shooting? Gun nuts are gonna "solve the corona problem".