/ptg/ President Trump General - Joe is not Joe? Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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thehill.com/homenews/senate/487939-gop-sen-cotton-calls-for-monthly-cash-payments-to-americans-during
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thefederalist.com/2020/03/17/8-crazy-things-bernie-has-said-to-propagandize-socialism/
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MAGA

MIGA

TRUMP BTFOS THE FAKE NEWS

youtube.com/watch?v=4OrwhJU6goQ

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Oh my

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MAGA

youtu.be/Owdb9Jm1SEc

There seems to be quite the disconnect going on in the media right now if orange man is bad or not

Fake Story?

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Ok so can somebody give me QRD on trumpbux? I work in a bar and they just got shut down for two weeks.

MAGA

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Push it to the limit
(liiiiiiiiiimit)
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down, just keep your head
Or you'll be finished

Open up the limit
Past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
How to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
You crash the gates (Crash the gates)
Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you, there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
So, push it, ooh yeah

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Hmm...

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also, since Yas Forums is paying more attention to this than apparently this thread is
>Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin (R-Trump Admin): "We are looking at sending checks to Americans immediately"
twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1239946507081703427 (embed)
>Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT): Send $1000 to every American adult
twitter.com/thehill/status/1239583661504303104 (embed)
>Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN.): I am introducing a bill this week to give $1,000 to every American adult & $500 for every child. No exceptions.
twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1239946523456286722 (embed)
>Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said Monday he wants to give monthly checks to low-income and middle-class Americans so they can afford necessities during the coronavirus outbreak.
thehill.com/homenews/senate/487939-gop-sen-cotton-calls-for-monthly-cash-payments-to-americans-during
>Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA): I introduced the LIFT Act to give working families up to $500 a month. We need it now more than ever.
twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1239946668990246912 (embed)
>Rep. AOC (D-NY): GOP & Democrats are both coming to the same conclusion: Universal Basic Income is going to have to play a role in helping Americans weather this crisis. Ro Khanna Tim Ryan's proposal goes up to $6,000/mo depending on need.
twitter.com/AOC/status/1239582664669253634 (embed)

the government isn't suggesting tax breaks: it's suggesting monetary distribution, some to the poor particularly. so you are being disingenuous to suggest this is anything but a wealth redistribution, and not even a one-time thing but recurring. if that's not socialism/communism, then those words don't have any meaning

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this little bug gonna get it when she hits 18 next year.

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So in the end, Trump wanting exclusive rights to vaccine was fake news.

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Once again, these retards don't seem to understand that people will stop taking this meme virus seriously if the only concern over it is what you call it

KEEP
AMERICA
GREAT

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I swear he died a while ago. Is this a family member with the account?

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he's still objectively the worst president in recent history

Chinks must sinketh.

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nobody knows yet waiting on the cocaine turtle

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239997820242923521?s=20

>hidden enemy

What did he mean by this?

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btw this was my initial reply in that thread

but most importantly: MAGA MAGA MAGA!

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While everyone has been focusing on the Chinese Virus the Senate extends the FISA authorization that was used by the anti-Trump FBI. The government has used the pandemic as cover to keep the cancerous FISA shit going

"Senate reaches deal for 77-day extension of FISA authorities"
>washingtonexaminer.com/news/senate-reaches-deal-for-77-day-extension-of-fisa-authorities

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Being a Democrat is sweet. Trump spent all his life as a Democrat and it shows. USA got globohomo, billions for Israel, prison reform and UBI in the first term. With all that pro-Bernie talk I'm getting hyped for full blown communism in term 2. Liberal tears are tears of joy. Thank you based Trump!

Care to explain why

What the fuck? He is Japanese.

Jews

>the $1000 a month hand out to every citizen is going to lead to hyperinflation
No-one cannot refute this

>Sending positive energy
>The atheists version of sending prayers
Fucking kek.

>t. thinks Obama was a good president
He wasn’t, you’re just a nigger lover.

MAGA WITH TRUMPBUX! TAX THE SLUTPILLS TO PAY FOR IT!

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Who here got their Bushbux in 2008 and the subsequent Obamabux in 2009?

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>BREAKING: Jared Leto has tested positive for COVID-19

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This is not going away, Trumplets

The crucial first weeks were wasted by the incompetent moronic clown

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oh this is gonna be a fun policy year

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IT'S TIME

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trump has all four vids, Joe. step out of line one more time and they will be released to the press.

you have been warned.

>facility
>middle of the desert
>14 days no contact with outside world
This fag just admitted to being in a weird sex cult.

You are just now realizing that?

The Kung Flu was around more than 12 days ago, what a faggot

>Monday is my birthday
>Can't even go out due to Chink Flu

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>t. Wan Sum Dik

That you're faggot who doesn't even watch his press conferences about the virus.

NATIONALISM RISING
(((They))) fucked up this time.

ok so what the fuck is going on
all the least trustworthy people are on the same train now

fag and dum and gay and probably a little bitch made mark ass nigger too

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This kind of shit makes my hair raise on end. Trump getting elected was indistiguishable from divine intervention. Every attack against him has backfired. Now this virus is unifying people, which can't be done except through the physical threat of safety. WTF bros?!

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why the fuck are all the liberals doing a complete 180?

>got a promotion at work and wanted to celebrate by going out this weekend
>not happening because everything has been SHUT IT DOWN'd

So every day the dow plunges more and the next day bounce is weaker. Imagine if obama had finished his first term in the same spot than when he got in? He would never get reelected and be considered the worst president in history, Well, that's trump right now. KISS YOUR GOD EMPEROR GOODBYE DRUMPFIES HAH!

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sheeeeit

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>first world leader to close borders in order to combat the spread
Retard and your flag is literally a real life meme now.

Got Bushes but quit working til Obama left office.

I hope all of the Governors who went on Fauci Lockdown understand that their job is up in November. Not one of those cocksuckers is getting reelected. Screencap this.

Also, why should states who aren't under Fauci Lockdown be getting any stimulus? Their states are proceeding as usual.

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>coronavirus hoax
>coronavirus not hoax
>coronavirus hoax
>coronavirus not hoax
How can we know what to think when Trump keeps flip flopping?

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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>he didnt buy the dip
laughing_whores.bmp

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They'll go nuts if something like this doesn't happen, they were begging for it before.

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There is a very small minority of people who control the world. A large portion of those are 'Jews'. Remember Esau, who GOD HAS HATED. Not all 'Jews', but they do not disavow the large percentage in places of power. There are also royal families who are not 'Jews' and are of old bloodlines, who escape any light.

Of course they are demons. They wish to shut out God from the heavens.
>Ephesians 6:12 KJV
>“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.”

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Do neets get trumpbucks?

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The truth never goes away, it stands on it's own. Don't know why you'd disparage Trump supporters with an epithet like that though.

>The crucial first weeks were wasted by the incompetent moronic clown
Yeah, Xi fucked up big time. He's a retard and Pharaoh will fix it.

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you mean the first weeks before or after the US was the first country to ban travel from china?
is it share blue or the CCP that writes your checks? don't tell me you're a retard for free

Some dude on twitter said his boss left for a 2 months getaway in the forest to his cabin with no cable/internet with his wife and left at the end of January. He's coming back to a different world soon.

COOFING ON THEM WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Honestly U people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but u really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The avg person uses 1 roll per day. A family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, b/c everyone needs it

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The catlady makes me nauseous. Imagine if this panel of unelected scientists had any real authority to implement the Fauci Lockdown nationwide at the snap of a finger

Trump would still have to sign it.

Hopefully only if you file taxes.

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wow! I just took the census for the first time in my life...that was neato and much shorter than I thought it would be. Just 5 minutes online. Confirmed my name, address and household members then asked my race and ethnic background (German) whether I own or rent and my age. I always thought there would be so much more to it, but apparently not.

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Wait until he finds out that only ~80 people have died

Her face is all fucked up. Her head is a mess. Is this what passes for attractive?

why would anyone need that much milk?

>we need every generation to stay home and sacrifice
>from z to x
She is everything wrong with booming

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Welcome to winning team, Joe.

The fact that he was in a Japanese internment camp just elicits the response "he must be dead then"

>The avg person uses 1 roll per day
What the fuck is your diet jesus

I watched that press conference and immediately heard the dog whistle.
Wonder why (((you))) didn't.

EVOLVING you say?

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i don't get it at first they were all blaming trump and now they're all praising him
what changed?

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>actually giving them your race and ethnic backround

WE'RE ALL GETTING YANGBUX!

I will be able to start my e-business with this!

>George Takei goes on The Apprentice
>tells everyone how smart Donald Trump is
>goes on how Trump is the best businessman he's ever met in his life
>gets fired off the show
>now spends the rest of his life jaded on twitter saying how dumb and what a failure Trump is

This guy is a living joke who is permanently buttmad

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>80 people have died
Up too 94 now

Mnuchin is proof positive that only guys really care about looks

Hmm...

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Not even kidding, we had like 10 rolls left and my dad laughed it off saying people were paranoids and delusional. Now we're nearly out of it and he can't find any left anywhere. I'll have to wipe my ass with dirty snow or leaves soon...

Are you only German?

you're right
This wont go away.

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You can freeze it I guess, but then it tastes like shit.

Mostly, there is some scots-irish on my fathers side, but I am about 90% German.

Dunno about that but his wife definately does and wears the big boy pants.

Just shit before you shower you retard.

>immediately heard the dog whistle
Because I'm not a kike who believes everything is racist.

>He bought?
OH NO NO NO

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Hopefully.

i just want to exit this bizarro-world where people don't know what the meanings of words are. i'd be far more understanding of a situation if people called a spade a spade, it's that people are pretending something isn't what it is because they're afraid of connotations or admitting their virtues and principles are not as well-defined or objective as they want them to be

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She looks like she sucks a mean dick.

Mnuchin literally hired a cryptoshill
Prepare for more FREE MONEY from the MONEY PRINTER boys

Do you think she’d let me have her used toilet paper?

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They have a long form and a short form. You got the short form. The long one is annoying.

>joiE
>joE
thread named
>Joe is not Joe
uhhhhhhhh

>implying bogdanoffs can kill campbell soup

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Umm, based department?

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Joe Scarbourough is now promoting fascism .

Mini sub prime

Everything is racist, it's called reality. If you can't see the conspiracy at work in the media and leftist organizations then you are truly just dumb.

I've never done one before. I'd like the long form jsut to see what its like. I just thought it was kind of neat. I'd also like jury duty sometime too, but I doubt that ever happens

>1 post by this ID

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>thefederalist.com/2020/03/17/8-crazy-things-bernie-has-said-to-propagandize-socialism/

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He's discussing gibs, and kikes love free money.

More like intern Bashism

>implying the bogs don't own campbell soup

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You don't want jury duty.

Sure kike go hear more dog whistles.

BREAKING

MCCONNELL'S OFFICE SAYS NO TO CASH PAYOUTS

I'm jealous, the only people who will get checks here are pensioners, and it's just an advance payment instead of actual free money.

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Hey I just heard about this free money shit only applies to people who have filed taxes. I haven't filed mine yet - isn't the deadline Apr 15th?

>no u
Not sending their best.

Just once. Maybe get to free a whiteman or vote for capital punshment for a nigger or something cool like that

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fake & gay

>campbells soup
OWN IT
>keloggs
OWN IT
>walmart
OWN IT
>frys electronics
OWN IT
>....halliburton
OWN IT

Very disrespectful.

Feet

>dominate Yas Forumseddit bread
>people wish beer virus upon me
>shrug and laugh it off cause i'm fucking white
>mods have to delete the thread cause i've grown too strong

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you do understand you'll have to deal with other retards that think they're smart right? not to mention the time commitment and the pittance they pay and the bullshit you have to hear from shady lawyer jews?

I think the left has been broken for the last 6 months, and acceptance of Trump as President in this time of danger is the finality of their capitulation to Trump.

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>92 scoops
AGGGHHH

SHUT THE WORLD DOWN

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Ngl I'd be okay with jury duty. Gets you out of any job and where I live, they actually compensate you.

That's your own fucking words, Chaim.
You heard the whistle, nice pipul.

Ankle tats are a special kind of awful

Nice baby and cute feet. Interchangeable too.

twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1240000940280655872

Holy shit scott, that's a bit on the nose.

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>buying from a company with a female CEO

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I was told the deaths would double every 3 days. What a ripoff.

Where did the the whole "based department" meme start?

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Yes, lots of buzzwords, you are fitting right in.

For me, it’s her personality

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>tat on the foot
oh i'll bet 1000 yang bux right now she's a single mother

>FISA goes both ways
Some (((people))) are still under surveillance.

My guess is people who filed taxes last year.

>substantially whiter baby
Nice.

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he's not a wizard user

this needs a shoop. please make a bald old man rubbing his cold hands out of this shrek virus

Uhhh literally what did he mean by this?

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They want to cover the month of April so it would be based on last filing.

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No, Trump can't shut the world down over 32 Deaths I mean what's 14 deaths anyways.

idk but i enjoy it
she's got two very nice personalities from what i see and i want to stick things between those personalities because that's important to me

You can't suck on a personality.

We will.

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TOP KEK

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Feels like it's been around for maybe 2-3 months.

If he’s a blacksmith I need to trade some coal

>he pinned it btw

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Thank you for feeding the shills.

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INCOME CAP FOR STIMULUS MONEY IS $65,000!!!

wsj.com/articles/giving-americans-money-to-offset-coronavirus-impact-gains-bipartisan-support-in-congress-11584446801

That's way they're trying to flatten the curb to prevent that gets for America it's not going to work.

shame about the tattoo, but

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I am surprised he hasn't used this virus to call for the genocide of Chinks again.

user, you mean a different pair of personalities from what I'm thinking, don't you?

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How is Code Vein?
Been replaying the Souls games and I've heard good shit about this as a souls clone.

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You would think that Trump would veto this considering he was their most public target ever.

Now the last challenge for you is to infect yourself with the beer virus. If you're this strong now you'll gain superpowers like that one guy and Ebola.
I could have sworn it started with the gigachad "CEO of racism" meme too.

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This is really what these retards care more about
Nobody gives a fuck anymore