Brit/pol/ Imminent death edition

>Police use drones to enforce movement restrictions in Spain's fight against the coronavirus infection
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51897069

>Supermarkets ask shoppers to be 'considerate' and stop stockpiling
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51883440

>PrEP: Preventative HIV drug available in England from April
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51897856

>Photographer who lured models to his London flat and sexually assaulted them jailed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/osman-saeed-jailed-models-sexual-assault-london-latest-a9402511.html

>Virgin Atlantic boss urges Boris Johnson to sanction £7.5bn airline bailout
news.sky.com/story/virgin-atlantic-boss-urges-boris-johnson-to-sanction-7-5bn-airline-bailout-11957708

>Shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight outside London shop as supermarkets across Britain have shelves stripped bare amid coronavirus panic
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8112481/London-shopper-mugged-toilet-paper-broad-daylight.html

>Coronavirus: Elderly to be 'shielded' as PM seeks to equip NHS
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51893736

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First for the reckoning has finally come for the boomers.

First for feeling supersonic.

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any landlord claiming the mortgage holiday but charging rent on the property should be shot in public.

Think my time has come lads, manky steak has done me in. My only regret is that I fear I have not done enough to go to Valhalla to be with Moaty.

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Are we gonna get free money lads? I could use a few grand for a new computer.

if your workplace closes are you entitled to pay whilst it's closed?

>muh 3.4% death rate

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ROBUST supply lines MY ARSE

spacker

no

Company policy. It's up to them. Personally, my place already told us they'll pay us if we have time off due to the virus

what is source

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it's over

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/

are you a dim-wit?
they are only testing people who are hospitilised.

90% of peopl who will contract this wont be tested. let alone tested twice to be classed as 'cleared'.

Hey SUSSEX, what happened to your friend and his 'Scorsese shit'?

A reckoning is not to be postponed indefinitely

For Britain? more like For Wogs, amirite?

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Thousands more people have it than the figures say

so let me get this right, if someone in my household has symptoms, they legally have to give me sickpay for 14 days, but if they shut up shop tomorow they don't have to give me fuck all?
so i should phone in tomorow and say my girlfriend has a fever. because i am pretty sure they are going to shut.

Tories are planning to release a video game featuring Boris in order convert the younger generation into future Conservative voters

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They'd probably stop paying you sick pay once they close up either way.

Lol bail me out Boris
>just built pic related

Would genuinely love to see Branson go bust living on the street in a cardboard box and tramps pissing on his box so the cardboard goes all soft

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My company was already struggling, they've said they won't pay people if they are off, and also they are testing everyone's temperature, anyone above 37.5 will get sent home for a week with no pay except basic sick pay, faggots

How do you combat food poisoning?
My plan was a few joints and a couple of drinks but I can't even be arsed to do anything.

No
Political
Solutions

but hasn't the government just passed a bill saying they legally need to pay sick pay for people self isolating?

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A load of beer will probably help you shit it all out quicker.

What is the appeal of cruises anyway? Being stuck on a boat for 90 days sounds like hell to me.

No

If you're sick they don't have to pay you shit.

>lots of written shit
all he had to write was ''We are neoconservatives''

kek, me too, but as a wise user once said, becoming a millionaire is doable if you're smart and put in enough work, but you don't become a billionaire unless the game is rigged in your favour; no one becomes a billionaire without becoming one of (((them))).

worldometers.info owned by Dadax, in Room 302, No. 60, Lane 1755, Nanlu Highway, Nicheng Town, Pudong New District, 201306
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not sure i trust them lad

Though I'm loathe to defend Branson, he owns a small percent of the Virgin branded stuff. Virgin Atlantic for example is 50% owned by Delta.

not to mention you're forced to pay five times the amount for some shitty mediocre booze and food

remember virgin cola

i think the idea is everyone is white and over 40

My mate works for Carnival and apparently the passengers are some the worst people in the world.

Why is britpol so intimidated by homosexual alphas?

>Boris Johnson told MPs: “I can today announce that the Health Secretary will bring forward, part part of our emergency legislation measures, to allow the payment of statutory sick pay from the very first day you are sick instead of four days under the current rules.


Basically no. The amount your company pays you is still the same, you just qualify for the small amount they'll pay you earlier.

youtube.com/watch?v=1YktT4kG7Uo

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Chunder or shit

eh?

Didn't the government just make a big song and dance about how they do.
Just to clarify, i'm talking about the company ceasing to exist.
I am talking about the shop i work in closing temporarily.

twitch.tv/eddie_la

Consensus at work is food hoarders are scum. I hope to shift that consensus towards public execution and butchering them.. starting with the larping faggot I saw running round Sainsbury's with a mask and gloves.

Feels like my guts will come out which ever option I go for.

fuck off you fucking nonce.

I work in a Tesco Express and we have people coming in wearing decorators masks.

Yeah, wasn't much different to Rola Cola or Panda Pops lol

Best I can give you is some passive-aggressive posts on social media.

sickpay is nothing like £90 a week or something you jsut get it from day one i think

how is that a no?

what questions are you even answering?


just fuck off you don't know the answer sick of cunts like you just constantly spraff out their arse.
if you don't know the answer to something don't answer, idiot.
i bet you are one of those knob ends who does that irl too.

how're the lads

is your company owned by Indians

Anyone hear the rumour that the police and military is coming in to lockdown the country by thursday?

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Is it too early to skive off lads?

are they bringing toilet roll?
maybe they can airdrop bog rolls into council estates.

fuck off you fucking pathetic wage. Sick pay would probably be an increase in your wages seeing as you want it so bad you fucking peasant. Instead of being a useless little cunt and crying about your job fucking apply for others you bitch

you look like a Tranny . Chin Chin

Yes, unless your area already has a decent amount of well known cases. You need to wait for it to be plausable.

we've known about reinfection since the beginning. this is SARS + AIDS, after all

Get on Chaturbate lad

this is true of flu too but it's very very rare
usually only happens in people with immune system problems

No its owned by a rich english dude not one colored person in the entire company. One good thing though, there was a high chance of redundancies being needed a bit ago, they just sacked half the polish for being drunk

You’re stuck in quarantine for 14 days with The last saved celebrity in your pictures, who is it?
Mine is pic related

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We had the same rumor, police are probably told to be on standby and troops are probably being drawn from reserves into barracks but they won't be told it's happening until a few hours prior to prevent mass panic

supermarkets without masks
the internet will prevail after all

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is it true that it's a fuck fest among the staff on cruise ships

I might be in trouble if he makes the call.

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can deal

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> WHO Warns the UK: You Are “Making a Deadly Mistake” By Allowing 40 Million People To Get Infected With the Coronavirus

euroweeklynews.com/2020/03/16/who-warns-the-uk-you-are-making-a-deadly-mistake-by-allowing-40-million-people-to-get-infected-with-the-coronavirus/amp/

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on there? I’m in Louisiana, and everything is essentiallly shut down; Catholic Churches, schools, movie theaters, all bars, restaurants are take out or delivery only, all gatherings are 50 people are banned...

Is nothing happening in the U.K.? I seriously don’t know, so please no bully.

Shit..

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High temperature and cough? I wouldn't even notice, I'm a sweaty person + a smoker

Ian Smith, I can't complain, we'll discuss how to make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again

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>this is true of flu too but it's very very rare
COVID-19 reinfection is extremely common (14%) and it hits you harder than the first infection. people have died because of it.

Games Without Frontiers

I think it is for the hotel side of the crew. My mate is an electrical engineer and all they do is drink.

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vast majority of their members are white British but he spends all his time talking about non-white minorities and supporting a foreign nationalist supremacist nation while denigrating the same for his own country that is in their fucking name. really makes you think

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bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51931050

>The BBC has announced a number of changes to its news output in light of the coronavirus outbreak.

>Programmes including Politics Live and Victoria Derbyshire have been temporarily suspended, allowing the BBC News Channel to focus on "core news".

>Question Time, which sees political figures and commentators take questions from the public, will move to a prime time 20:00 slot on BBC One. However, it will proceed without a studio audience for the time being. The practicalities of putting questions to the panel during this period is "still being worked on", BBC media editor Amol Rajan said.

>Flagship programmes like Breakfast, and BBC One's the News at Six and News at Ten, which have seen ratings increase during the coronavirus outbreak, will be unaffected.

>Newsnight on BBC Two and The Andrew Marr Show on BBC One will remain on air but will be operated by fewer technical staff; while The Andrew Neil Show, Newswatch and the News Channel's The Travel Show will be suspended. Hardtalk will also be suspended from next week.

>Radio news will see fewer changes initially, although news summaries on Radios 2, 3, 4 and 5 Live will be combined into a single output from Friday. The Americast, Beyond Today and The Next Episode podcasts will be suspended, while Newscast will become the BBC Coronavirus podcast for the foreseeable future.

lmao question time at 8:00pm

fuck the WHO

ffs

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I thought about that online ocado shopping site, but they are literally not accepting new customers, you have to wait 2 hours to even access the site lol, any other online grocers like this?

Prove a single thing in your post.

That article is really out of date. They are going for a middle way now between locking the old people down and letting everyone else get it.

Hiding this thread so I don't have to look at the ugly cunt in the OP

Norf FC has put away so much Stella the alcohol is permanently absorbed into his bloodstream, thus is disinfected constantly, checkmate chinks

I'm not very smart, but unless you're old or have the "preexisting conditions", isn't it a good idea to try and catch corona now before the hospitals fill up on the off chance you get a bad infection?

i'd like to see them come over here and try and stop us

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Wouldn't have had any luck with them anyway, there's no available delivery slots until the 31st

Note: WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/TpnNV
doi.org/10.1001/jama.2020.2783

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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Is there any truth to this? I never get sick when I'm drinking often but when I take a month off I always seem to get colds.

Why is there 2 of you spastics with 5.8m and 8.8m views in Eddie's stream?

yes.
i've spent my day licking pound coins, hand railings and the bell button on a variety of high volume bus services.

the same could be said for any disease to be fair, i am sure there must have been some people who got the Spanish flu and recovered without going to the hospital, it still didn't stop it from killing like 50 million people......

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>They are going for a middle way now

You're on the edge now and you need to pick the right way. One way's heaven, and the other, well, probably best not to think about that right now... but it's fuckin horrible, yeah?!

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they say people who get infected might only have mild symptoms before it goes into the second phase which is pneumonia, some people might get it and not even notice,

i forget where I heard this so take it at face value but I honestly don't believe it's a habbening

Flu done and got me boys. Smoker on heart tablets. Pretty cheesed off about my imminent demise desu

no.
you need 70% alcohol to kill germs.
so your blood would need to be 70% alcohol.

Anyone else (unintentionally) watching/listening to eastenders right now?

Indeed. I realised long ago that it's not just ''le SJWs'' that are the stupid people within these political spectrums.

herd is the word

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