/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2205 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 197,161 ► Died: 7,949

>NEWS
New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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>RESEARCH
Testicular damage
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Virus invades nervous systems
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LATEST CASES
17:16: 3,526 new cases and 345 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 92 new cases and 3 new deaths in Denmark, including 36 new cases in the Faroe Islands.
16:58: 70 new cases and 1 new death in Sweden.
16:54: 16 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
16:48: 642 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
16:44: 50 new cases and 8 new deaths in Switzerland.
16:03: 97 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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imperial.ac.uk/mrc-global-infectious-disease-analysis/news--wuhan-coronavirus/
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +21 (+13) Italy +3,526 (+345) Iran +1,178 (+135) Spain +1,806 (+191) Germany +2,080 (+7) S. Korea +84 (+6) France +1,097 (+27) US +1,252 (+13) Switzerland +389 (+8) UK +407 (+16) Netherlands +292 (+19) Austria +314 (+1) Sweden +70 (+1) Japan +45 (+1) Malaysia +107 (+2) Canada +24 (+1) Greece +35 (+1) Brazil +67 (+1) Poland +44 (+1) Egypt +30 (+2) Indonesia +38 (+2) Iraq +21 (+1) India +14 (+1) S. Marino +10 (+2) Algeria (+1) Morocco +1 (+1) Ukraine +7 (+1) Norway +117 Belgium +185 Denmark +63 Australia +51 Portugal +117 Qatar +3 Cze. Rep. +90 Israel +26 Finland +44 Ireland +69 Slovenia +22 Singapore +23 Pakistan +63 Bahrain +13 Iceland +41 Estonia +20 Romania +49 Chile +45 Philippines +45 Thailand +30 S. Arabia +38 H. Kong +13 Luxembourg +59 Kuwait +7 Lebanon +11 Peru +31 Russia +21 Ecuador +53 Slovakia +25 Mexico +29 Bulgaria +19 Armenia +26 Taiwan +10 Serbia +15 Croatia +12 Argentina +3 Vietnam +5 Colombia +11 Latvia +26 Brunei +2 Albania +4 Hungary +11 Cyprus +3 Faeroes +29 S. Lanka +16 Palestine +2 Jordan +11 Malta +8 Azerbaijan +9 Georgia +1 Cambodia +21 Kazakhstan +23 Venezuela +16 Macedonia +7 Moldova +1 Bosnia +2 Lithuania +7 Afghanistan +1 Liechtenstein +12 Andorra +2 Macao +1 N. Zealand +4 Uzbekistan +3 Bangladesh +2 Cameroon +5 Paraguay +1 Honduras +2 Ghana +1 Ethiopia +1 Cuba +1 Guam +2 Mongolia +1 Tri. & Tob. +1 Kenya +1 Seychelles +1 Nigeria +1 Aruba +1 Curacao +1 Barbados +2 Liberia +1 US Vir. Isl. +1… Total +14,711 (+800)

COVID-19 is actually NOT SAVING lives:

>abortions still going in Italy
abortions still going in Spain
>abortions still going in the United States
abortions still going in the United Kingdom

Not a single place in the world has stopped doing abortions. They will even treat women with COVID who haven't recovered yet if they are over 18 weeks pregnant.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 17.03.

>2080 NEW INFECTIONS:
>9352 TOTAL INFECTIONS +28.60%
>7 NEW DEATHS:
>24 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 17.03. 19:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
18th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
19th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 84, comorbidity, 17.03.
20th death: Baden-Württemberg, woman, 80+, comorbidity, 17.03.
21th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
22th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
23th death: Baden-Württemberg, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
24th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, 17.03.

>median age of fatalities: 80,5

>RKI reports:
+1178 = 6012 cases
+1 = 13 dead
updated: 16.03. 14:00 GMT
daily status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>NEW MEASURES:
All german states:
All public institutions closed, all events and gatherings banned.
Everything but supermarkets, pharmacies, banks and needed services is closed.
Strict rules for distance between tables and opening hours in restaurants.

>RKI:
Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
Risk for population in Germany is now high, cases with severe disease rise.
1 in 5 cases will develop severe disease, doubling of IC-capacity demanded.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.

>Crisis-plan for hospitals:
Reha-institutions, hotels and halls to be repurposed for mild cases.
IC-capacity to be doubled.

>17.03.
Hamburg: Major promoting herd-immunity.
Berlin: 2 israeli diplomats infected.
Lufthansa: Support supply-chains for the german population from air.
German hospitals: Around 500 cases hospitalized, 1000 more expected in the next days.
Wacker Chemie: Slowdown of Ethanol deliveries is foreseeable.

China: First vaccine ready for clinical trials.
Switzerland: 2 infected in WHO-hq in Genf.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
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>Germany under lockdown
Wrong

Fuck Chinks

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~8,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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As long as I breathe carefully, I'll never coof.

As long as I never coof, I'm fine.

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AHHHHHHHHH


SEND HELP

GERMANY HAPPENING BIG


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>SARS-CoV-2 DEATHRATE

>too early, not accurate
In the early stages of an outbreak, an accurate deathrate can generally not be precisely determined.
Some cases take longer to die or recover than others.
Even if groups of 100s of patients are studied, they might not represent the general population.

>testing capacity
The morbidity and mortality will be overrepresented, if only symptomatic, or only severe cases can be tested.

>time of detection
With delayed detection, and priority to testing severe cases first, morbidity is overrepresented.
Delayed detection also underrepresents total cases and therefore indirectly overrepresents mortality.

>clinical factors
The availability of medication and equippment will further influence the represented mortality.
With prolonged lack of supplies and/or equippment the "deathrate" will increase drastically.

>geographical differences
Regions with smaller or larger risk-groups will have deviating morbidity and mortality.
With certain regions disadvantaged, both in testing and clinical capacity, there might be inaccurate, insufficient, or no data at all.

>Conclusion:
Over time, both morbidity and mortality, will find an average internationally, with small to stark regional deviations.
Time of detection and testing capacity will influence the "deathrate" the most, in early stages of an outbreak.
With a prolonged epidemic, clinical capacity and sustainability of ressources will determine the mortality.
Accurate data can be expected from regions with early detection, high testing capacity and sufficient ressources and clinical capacity during the whole epidemic.

>PROBABLE FACTUAL MORTALITY
Might be 5% - 10%

>PROBABLE AVERAGE MORTALITY
Average might end up at 10% in the western world, with unforeseeable deviation, depending on beforementioned factors.
Certain regions might report up to 30%, even reports of 50% are not unthinkable, if only hospitalized cases get tested and proper care is insufficient.

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looks like a dystopian nightmare

How many countries have martial law in place?

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Wrong:

can someone prove that italians are on information ban?

HELP HELP


HAPPENING


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HERE IN GERMANY IS HAPPENING REAL RIGHT NOW

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>>median age of fatalities: 80,5
It's fucking nothing

>tfw fever
FUCK

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Someone please post those British meat pies in a can or whatever they are.

I live in California, southern orange county. How fucked am I?

>inb4 fuck off commie

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I wish I had a corona-chan gf to play vidya bros....

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I stopped coming here when Coronavirus started to pick up steam. I’m sure it’s been unbearable around here. Someone wanna fill me in on what’s going on

BIG

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>No eye protection
Based retards

oh boy

daily reminder that It's going to become a real nuisance IF and only IF Italy reaches the 10k deaths threshold by match 25th. I even made a bet about that and I'll win!

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do you have any detailed info on the cases? ages, state etc.
seriously, either we will see a huge jump in deaths soon or germany got youngsters infected

Zoomer bros
Why don't we let the corporations burn to the ground and make new ones? Almost the entire world elite was created in 30s-50s when silent gen got rich founding corporations where none existed before
Also it should be law everywhere that anyone who outsources to China gets executed

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Take your meds.

Nothingburgers BTFO! 50000+ Dead per day in the US by mid-June and ICU beds at capacity in 2 weeks if no restrictions are put in place.
imperial.ac.uk/mrc-global-infectious-disease-analysis/news--wuhan-coronavirus/

>germans
>in uniform
>with an omnious looking truck
it's ogre

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Reminder that only Shitholes got Martial Law'd.

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we're fucked

Fray Bentos

Are normies with their surgical and n95 masks scared when you approach them with chad protective gear?

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Kek

Take it in your mouth to be extra sure.

>8 billion people in the world
>8k deaths
>"THE END IS NIGH"

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THE BURGERS ARE SAFE

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>Montenegro got the coof

Europe now at 100% COOFED

Germany need Ovens
Recollect and burn bodies.

Just buy chainlink and become the new world elite you baby.

I also piss on Italy and hope it dies off like the shithole it is. It ought to burn from Sicily all the way to Bolzano

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>Someone wanna fill me in on what’s going on
No thanks, I'm good

this extinction level event better happen because I cant get laid as a neet manchild

DIRNE BITTE

BITCH PLEASE

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I NEED COLD ASS FACTS

How is Italy doing?

How is Spain doing?

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Can anyone post some of those webms of the doctors with the guns and other hazmat fuckers doing random shit?

Need them for a video edit I'm working on.

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user...

Did you shove it in your ass?

nice exposed eyes you dumb fuck

Post silver and guns

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They should rebuild the Wall

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shut up Mexico

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ITS OGRE WHEN I SAY ITS OGRE

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walked in on a chink sweating and coughing in a washroom at work about a week ago and now I'm coofing and sort of having lapses where I have to manually breath, it's like a heavy pressure in the soft sport above the sternum

fuck
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Finally the Snow Nazi Squad Army arrived when it was most needed.

Ok Gypsy boy. How many gold teeth do you have?

Do we tell him?

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M A R T I A L L A W

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Ummmmm excuse me sweaty Yas Forums is a racist-free board. If you want to post racism, go to Yas Forums

its sleepy time anons. meet me on other side

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this

>I also piss on Italy and hope it dies off like the shithole it is.
your flag looks like a cheap rip-off of the belgium flag.
a non-country copying a non-country, better behave

>Hell
>Second to Hell

Remind me why should I give a fuck

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Not to humblebrag, but I unironically saw a cashier getting her panties wet when she saw my chad respirator.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN!
>GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN!
>I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

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Serbian millitary deployed to all hospitals, refugee camps and many other public places with permission to shoot if needed apparently

kys leaf

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Thread theme
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man you really need to calm the fuck down

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It's over bros... Grandma has it... And probably so does my dad, mom and I...
Waiting to get tests, hope I make it

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Spread it faggot

Since when do you speak English in Germany?

I think that's the joke.

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>This is an operation to protect your health
>Stay Calm
>Follow the instructions

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'"

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lol, fortnite is down