Your joke doesn't work on multiple levels.
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Alexander Gray
Jace Baker
Our true enemy has yet to reveal itself
Leo Russell
Is this truly what the brits tell themselves?
Holy fucking cope
Jason Brown
Falklands 1982, 8000 miles from home field and we kicked the Argies arses.
Wyatt Murphy
mmmmmm yes tasty cope
Evan Morales
bad move
Gabriel Wright
OHH SHEEEIIT, LOOKED OUT MY APT WINDOW IN DC, ARMY MARCHING DOWN STREET, PELOSI WAS SITTING IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH PLASTIC HANDCUFFS
IT'S HAPPENING
Ryan Smith
Imagine how many times he had it go through grammar check before he eventually tweeted.
Parker Cook
Hey if the best you've got is 250 year old news, then sucks to be you.
Justin Richardson
Nothingburger, go back to buying toilet paper.