TRUMP JUST OUTFLANKED THE DEMOCRATS

His reelection is guaranteed now. If he offers $1,000 to every adult, even leftists are now admitting he's gonna win. Kamala only offered $500 and they're attacking her, other Democrats are quiet on the issue. Trump will look compassionate and understand people's pain right now.

This will save his Presidency.

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its only a 1 time check. fucking worthless

1 time more than Obongo "alright pull up your bootstraps on $7 an hour" ever fucking did.

You always give out the good shit for the first time buyer.

why? this isnt free forever-gibs for niggers and druggies, it's to help lessen the financial impact of quarantines on workers during a temporary health crisis. it works perfectly well for that purpose.

Quiet you silly shill faggot

We all know if Trump is giving out BaNDz then the whole entitlement population will love Trump and vote for him.

Guarentee you gonna see people buying Hennessy and blunt wraps and posting it on IG with their Trump bucks

I'd vote for him for a one time NEET payout

Fucking. Amen.

>Trump will look compassionate and understand people's pain right no

Right, he understand our pain that's why he cut a huge amount of money from the CDC in 2018 that could of helped with this mess Jared created.

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Mar 15
1. Trump denied the available WHO coronavirus test kit.
2. The 12-week delay cost American lives.
3. After this delay, Oscar Health launches its testing center locator.
4. Oscar Health is a Kushner company.

Investigate the shit out of this mobster family. Benghazi style, please.

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If it's worthless then give yours to someone else, faggot!

Actually if he is smart he will extend it through November. Then promptly cancel it once he wins reelection.

Problem for the Dems is, if things do get better around late July/ Early August, that leaves 3 months for shit to recover.

Couple that with bidens Dementia, the fact that Biden want's to ban fracking despite PA contributing to 40% of the nations fracking, and Biden attacking Working Class union members.

I like Trump's odds.

i will wipe my ass with the $1000 and hand it back to him

He bought our cars, idiot.

and completely ruined the used car market for everyone. Hope you enjoy 19000 dollar 7 year old cars!

GIBS ME THAT

WHO tests were garbage, he did them a favor

so does your election ballots

>Trump denied the available WHO coronavirus test kit.
not even remotely true. they were never offered, as those tests are for poorfag countries that have no healthcare industry.
Why must you fucking faggots constantly lie when there are public statements from the WHO that blow your lies outta the water with a 5sec internet search?

not sure about that. seen plenty of evidence this could last could last several months.

Trump is cheap. He’s been in numerous lawsuits for not paying contractors. It will probably be something like $300. Enough that you won’t run away from it, but not enough to help.
Meanwhile, several industries will get bailed out for billions.

At least the used market has finally stabilized after 12 years. There's some good deals out there, anons.

>$1,000 check
>worthless
Das rite. I’ll throw it away for you

>with a 5sec internet search?
Because the majority of people aren't going to do this, so they can keep lying until people assume it's true

And crushed them making used cars worthless unless you have the money to pay for "new" parts.

> (OP)
>i will wipe my ass with the $1000 and hand it back to him
I'll take it if you don't want it

YANG GANGERS REPORT IN NOW

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Yeah and the used cars I bought shot up in price significantly.

Imagine the deenz

He's won the black vote

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Wasted digits. Seethe more faggot.

Hes giving out bandz baby a new day in America. 1k is ganna get me some strip club money and a bottle of Johnny blue.

Yeah $19k for an 05 is a great deal

>its only a 1 time check. fucking worthless

this

I could get 3 or 4 Haybusas on craigslist for that.
and they would be already all niggered up.

There is no concrete bill in place yet.
Some people are proposing reliefs bills where every adult in the US would get $4,000 if they make under $100,000 per year, and every child would get $2,000. Even if you made over $100,000 you'd get $2,000.
Others are proposing $1,000 a week. Some Republicans are pushing a $1,000 one time check, with the possibility of another if things don't get better within a month. Some Dems wanted just $250.

There is a lot being thrown around right now. $1,000-$4,000 is the range we're looking at for what will actually pass. Weekly payments are unlikely because issuing multiple checks has higher overhead. Trump himself said he wanted to go bigger than some figures people were talking about AKA Romney supporting $1,000 a month.

depends on the 05. chrylser 300s got for 3k from that year, and they are niiiiice

If he was smart:
>Kill the Federal Reserve
>New Gold Standard Trump Bux
>Pay out emergency funds in new Trump Bux
>Phase out old Federal Reserve Notes

Trump is absolutely a kiked faggot who should be investigated, but the idea that these organizations would've "saved us" if we poured more money down their hole is retarded. It's the same argument with our schools, all the money in the world isn't going to fix human nature and human idiocy.

lol, not following the Zimbabwe model.
you do not know the way

And it'll be taxed, you'll get a direct deposit for like 587.93. The ONLY way I could support this is if it helps his reelection, we'll see. Other than that, I'm cool, 500 - 600 after taxes is like a week's worth of minimum wage, what a fucking insult, I won't be applying for it, that's for sure

Some kid can use mine for his gaming rig or something, at least it'll put a smile on a kid's face

It could be much more money though.. a one time check for 4k would hold most people over for 6 months or more in rent.

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>Some kid can use mine for his gaming rig or something
ok I'm going to risk it and send you my email

you'll be able to get a decent mid-range video card at least, happy to help

FUCKING TRUMP IS SO AWESOME I'M GETTING FREE SHIT ON Yas Forums NOW
wtf is with this timeline???

brrrrrrrr

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok my head just exploded.
I love you America.

>taxing your handout
?????

MFW I cash that $48,000 gibs check!

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kek, this

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post wipe?

Will it be $1000 now and another $1000 for any survivors after the pandemic ends?

are we talking cash for clunkers?

I'm too blackpilled, I'm lost and can't find my way back home

shut up nigger

Plus Biden has really gone off the deep end

He promised not to deport anyone who committed a crime outside the USA - yes that means a convicted rapist or murderer will get citizenship if illegall immigrating

He has gone full retard on SJW, promising no white man can be his first supreme court pick

He promised free health care for illegals


Big problem is demographics - in Texass and palces like that pajeets and chinks are taking over and will vote for the above anti-white shit.

But still whites are waking up - if Trump just overrides the jews around him and sendsin $1000 per month to every american (very clearly excluding illegals) AND strikes a populist tone, making clear he won't just allow bankers and bosses to get bailed out but ordinary people, then yes he will win re-election.

Problem is Jared Kushner and other Jews have got their claws into him and will fight to keep money only for bankers.

Nice triple double youve got there

>nb4 it's taxed at 40%

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isn't this also a lie?
>that's why he cut a huge amount of money from the CDC in 2018

fucking libs man

>1. Trump denied the available WHO coronavirus test kit.

The WHO never offered to sell test kits to the United States.

The CDC opted to develop its own coronavirus test and did not use the WHO’s protocol for the test.

Other developed countries with advanced research capabilities developed their own tests.

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As someone who is extremely sick and suffers from mental illness, I've done my part by openly defecating all over the D, Q, F and N lines. Most of the trains that I've come in contact with has tasted my shit and urine. I've even smeared feces on the backs of MTA employees without them realizing it. Next order of business is to rub my tainted kaka under car door handles.

LIsten Jack. I fought the 1918 flu while under sniper fire back in the 70's. Me and Pol Pot walked the picket lines in Selma and freed Nelson Mandela from Arkansas. Back in my day there was a gang in my town, The Breakfast Club they called them, yeah man. Those were some rough dudes, ol Corn Pop and Mini Wheat, they'd mess you up a plenty.
I carried a 12 foot long logging chain and it used to rub on my legs, my leg hair, and that blonde hair would stand up in the sun and those gangsters would marvel at it.

I can’t wait to see the inane shit that the hood rats spend it on

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I WANT 1000 EUROS AS WELL

>paying contractors for taking longer/charging more than quoted

challenge you to some press ups

>universal basic income
>niggers quiting their jobs tomorrow in masses believing they'll get the money every month
lmao

Trump really has mastered Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Online leftists hate the Democratic party and are quit to throw in with Republicans, lmao, what else is new.

it's a one time thing you dumb nigger, only till the quarantine is over

let's go fat! you want to run? I'll sock you in the puss.