/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2204 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 197,135 ► Died: 7,949

>NEWS
Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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San Francisco and most Bay Area on lockdown, covering 6.7 million
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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>RESEARCH
Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
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>LATEST CASES
17:16: 3,526 new cases and 345 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 92 new cases and 3 new deaths in Denmark, including 36 new cases in the Faroe Islands.
16:58: 70 new cases and 1 new death in Sweden.
16:54: 16 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
16:48: 642 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
16:44: 50 new cases and 8 new deaths in Switzerland.
16:03: 97 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020
youtube.com/watch?v=b4zely3ofBk
dailymotion.com/embed/video/x7srnx8
youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI
diariomadridista.okdiario.com/real-madrid/lorenzo-sanz-ingresado-uci-coronavirus-36129
twitter.com/jucilnacional/status/1239985097572601856?s=20
twitter.com/jucilnacional/status/1239996207293923331?s=20
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>LATEST CHANGES
China +21 (+13) Italy +3,526 (+345) Iran +1,178 (+135) Spain +1,806 (+191) Germany +2,080 (+7) S. Korea +84 (+6) France +1,097 (+27) US +1,228 (+13) Switzerland +389 (+8) UK +407 (+16) Netherlands +292 (+19) Austria +314 (+1) Sweden +70 (+1) Japan +45 (+1) Malaysia +107 (+2) Canada +24 (+1) Greece +35 (+1) Brazil +67 (+1) Poland +44 (+1) Egypt +30 (+2) Indonesia +38 (+2) Iraq +21 (+1) India +14 (+1) S. Marino +10 (+2) Algeria (+1) Morocco +1 (+1) Ukraine +7 (+1) Norway +115 Belgium +185 Denmark +63 Australia +51 Portugal +117 Qatar +3 Cze. Rep. +90 Israel +26 Finland +44 Ireland +69 Slovenia +22 Singapore +23 Pakistan +63 Bahrain +13 Iceland +41 Estonia +20 Romania +49 Chile +45 Philippines +45 Thailand +30 S. Arabia +38 H. Kong +13 Luxembourg +59 Kuwait +7 Lebanon +11 Peru +31 Russia +21 Ecuador +53 Slovakia +25 Mexico +29 Bulgaria +19 Armenia +26 Taiwan +10 Serbia +15 Croatia +12 Argentina +3 Vietnam +5 Colombia +11 Latvia +26 Brunei +2 Albania +4 Hungary +11 Cyprus +3 Faeroes +29 S. Lanka +16 Palestine +2 Jordan +11 Malta +8 Azerbaijan +9 Georgia +1 Cambodia +21 Kazakhstan +23 Venezuela +16 Macedonia +7 Moldova +1 Bosnia +2 Lithuania +7 Afghanistan +1 Liechtenstein +12 Andorra +2 Macao +1 N. Zealand +4 Uzbekistan +3 Bangladesh +2 Cameroon +5 Paraguay +1 Honduras +2 Ghana +1 Ethiopia +1 Cuba +1 Guam +2 Mongolia +1 Tri. & Tob. +1 Kenya +1 Seychelles +1 Nigeria +1 Aruba +1 Curacao +1 Barbados +2 Liberia +1 US Vir. Isl. +1… Total +14,685 (+800)

>Dead: 7,949
lol, still only 7,949.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,949? Four days? Five days?

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~8,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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>196778 infected
>7927 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 17.03.

>2080 NEW INFECTIONS:
>9352 TOTAL INFECTIONS +28.60%
>7 NEW DEATHS:
>24 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 17.03. 19:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
18th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
19th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 84, comorbidity, 17.03.
20th death: Baden-Württemberg, woman, 80+, comorbidity, 17.03.
21th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
22th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, old, comorbidity, 17.03.
23th death: Baden-Württemberg, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
24th death: 17.03.

>median age of fatalities: 80,5

>RKI reports:
+1178 = 6012 cases
+1 = 13 dead
updated: 16.03. 14:00 GMT
daily status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html


>NEW MEASURES:
All german states:
All public institutions closed, all events and gatherings banned.
Everything but supermarkets, pharmacies, banks and needed services is closed.
Strict rules for distance between tables and opening hours in restaurants.

>RKI:
Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
Risk for population in Germany is now high, cases with severe disease rise.
1 in 5 cases will develop severe disease, doubling of IC-capacity demanded.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.

>Crisis-plan for hospitals:
Reha-institutions, hotels and halls to be repurposed for mild cases.
IC-capacity to be doubled.

>17.03.
Hamburg: Major promoting herd-immunity.
Berlin: 2 israeli diplomats infected.
Lufthansa: Support supply-chains for the german population from air.
German hospitals: Around 500 cases hospitalized, 1000 more expected in the next days.
10 infected refugees.
Wacker Chemie: Slowdown of Ethanol deliveries is foreseeable.

China: First vaccine ready for clinical trials.
Switzerland: 2 infected in WHO-hq in Genf.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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mfw 38.9C fever

operation Corona 2020
>GREEN

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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. >t. took a dick this big

We're almost gonna hit 200K boys.
How are you lot going to celibrate?

Daily reminder that there are 1.4 billion chinks (more than all white nations including Russia and Turkey put together)
Daily reminder that the vast majority of them shill for free because of we wuz permabutthurt

GO HOME YANKEES REEEEEEE

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FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

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MUST SEE SARS-CORONAVIRUS-2 VIDEO EXPLAINER

youtube.com/watch?v=b4zely3ofBk
youtube.com/watch?v=b4zely3ofBk

BE ALERT, NOT ANXIOUS
>BE ALERT, NOT ANXIOUS

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WHAT WILL THEY EAT NEXT?!!!!!!!!

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GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN!

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what do we hit first

8k deaths or 200k infected

With food shortages that going to come I'd say each other.

French fags can't go outside without a special card kek

>7 billion people in the world
>7000 dead
>0.00000100000% of humanity died of coronavirus
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Guys I was planing to look for a new job, does the current situation affect that in any way?
no, right?

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Italians and Germans especially deserve Corona for what they've done!

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>Montenegro has joined the chat

We got 2 cases
FINALLY

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its amazing how many normies doesn't realize this is coming.

Hey maybe we'll hit both milestone at the same time?

fuj bazdmeg

10k deaths

nigger lover

Sänks!

I like it

I wish I had a corona-chan gf bros

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Wtf I can't even sit down in the caribou and no ones here :(

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At least we're getting free money

What the FUCK

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PLEASE STOP POSTING LEWD CORONA CHANS I''VE BEEN FAPPING SINCE 29 HOURS AGO AND I'VE GONE ONLY IN TEN MINUTES BREAK BEFORE I SEE A CORONA CHAN LEWD AND FAP PLEASE STOP

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Continued respect to Argie OP. I hope you're prepped enough yourself.

>Either Andrew Yang wins or every other candidate starts sounding like Andrew Yang
This actually came true lmfao.

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Anyone else just feel bad? I feel bad for 3rd worlders who are gonna get hit the worst and for poor people who still have to go to work and stuff.

China really has to pay for this once it's all over.

I know people will call me a cuck because I have a heart and am not a jaded asocial sociopath like many here.

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REPENT

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go to wuhan

Supplies are expiring fast though

Decisive Tang Strategic Victory?

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>4% CFR
>chinks confirmed lying out their ass
>nothingburgerfags still exist
Kek

HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK

MUTINY AT NIGGER ILLEGAL INMIGRANTS CENTER IN ALUCHE, MADRID. NIGGERS AT THE ROOF DEMANDING GOING OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTINE
>MUTINY AT NIGGER ILLEGAL INMIGRANTS CENTER IN ALUCHE, MADRID. NIGGERS AT THE ROOF DEMANDING GOING OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTINE MUTINY AT NIGGER ILLEGAL INMIGRANTS CENTER IN ALUCHE, MADRID. NIGGERS AT THE ROOF DEMANDING GOING OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTINE
>MUTINY AT NIGGER ILLEGAL INMIGRANTS CENTER IN ALUCHE, MADRID. NIGGERS AT THE ROOF DEMANDING GOING OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTINE

VIDEO (they appear at 0:18)
>dailymotion.com/embed/video/x7srnx8

AS YOU SEE I DELIVERED

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nope. go slave away

There are many things to feel bad about before this. Children mining coltan and smelting copper, for example. P_gate.

Iu a wälkamm.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

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How can one Man be so based? What are you doing with your Trumpbuxx, anons??

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Wow, I absolutely didn't see this coming whatsoever. Who could have predicted this.

Imagine the smell inside after them not leaving

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Listen up you fuckers!!! I was promised a flood of Asian QTs at the beginning of the Chinese Virus outbreak but I have not seen a single goddamn Asian QT!!! Where are my fucking Asian QTs?!?!

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The re-naming of Hunan Beef?

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Alright guys, it's been fun and all but let's put the happening back in the bag. We're starting to scare the old people.

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Is pic related in the top 10 greatest maymays ever?

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We got lockdown just because this shitty flu killed 300 boomers, while the seasonal flu killed over 6k last year.
It's a nonsense.

Am I missing something? The infected numbers have been going up since day 1, but we're not subtracting from the recovered numbers. How many people have recovered?

You're one annoying bastard. You wish that to be true, but the info in the picture is false. Stop spreading false hope.

Ciorile pe gard

Lads, remember to drink one cup of matcha tea before all stores are closed. Don’t buy the cheap shit, go to one of those stores where all the hippies go to buy their fresh products and get yourself some tea

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Fake news. Abortions still going as normal in Italy, Spain and USA

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By cooofing, of course. In a salvation army jumble sale.

some perspective

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Our president just ordered the army to take over all immigrant centers lmao

REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
>REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS
REAL MADRID EX-PRESIDENT LORENZO SANZ CRITICAL CONDITION IN HOSPITAL DUE CORONAVIRUS

>diariomadridista.okdiario.com/real-madrid/lorenzo-sanz-ingresado-uci-coronavirus-36129

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I find it funny how I was telling this to some friends of mine and they said.
>user don't worry about it it's only effecting China.
It's like they don't even realise that they're in a city surrounded by the chinese.

>he didnt self isolate 3 weeks ago
>probably didnt even buys beenz and deenz

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welcome mountain neger

THE TIME HAS COME TO SOUTHERN SOUTH AMERICA!!! BE JOY MY ANONS!! THIS CURSED CONTINENT WILL FALL AND WE DESERVE IT

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molotov cocktails, the only cure for this sorosavirus.

Where are all the pasta flags?

does anyone have info how reliable are current tests? I remember they were quite shit in february. 70% accuracy, multiple negatives until the illness was quite progressed

Breaking: belgium in lock down

Just got off my shift AMA.

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Should have ended with this

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top kek

>Dr. Rife swept through the diathermy range, which he calculated should vibrate these viruses to pieces. Empirical evidence always contradicts the theoretical. Quite below the calculated extreme frequencies, the BX virus suddenly dissolved. He switched off the transmitter and sat there quite amazed. The scene in the microscope was unreal. Not a fraction of a second at the lethal pitch and the specimen was reduced to a glomular mass. The viruses were stuck together in shattered fragments! He had successfully "devitalized" them.
>This represented a major medical discovery of greatest value to all humanity. This principle actually made possible curative broadcasts. Entire populations could be electrically "vaccinated" from single monitored sites. The world potential of this system was staggering. Now the outbreak of epidemics could be controlled without the time-consuming need for individual inoculations. The radiant lethal message would eradicate specific pathogens in several simple broadcasts. The constant monitoring of socially prolific germ populations could be maintained by continual public health "broadcasts".

tldr we can destroy viruses over a large area just by using electricity
what are the political implications of reviving the buried technology of Dr. Rife?

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Whatever happened to the locust plague?
Did the duck army actually win?

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sulita

Theyre all at Chads house
You didnt think they were gonna fuck you now, did you? Kek

He's not going to make it

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I guess under the state of alert they can be shot on sight?

>first it's "this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic"
>now it's "this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction"
Which one's next, /cvg/?

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If the food industry is in danger, the lockdowns will be lifted.
Politicians would rather have 5% or more die than have total anarchy because people have no more food

twitter.com/jucilnacional/status/1239985097572601856?s=20

twitter.com/jucilnacional/status/1239996207293923331?s=20

Mutiny at Spaniah immigration center. They refuse to follow protocols and are asking to be let go.

You're not an attractive Czech doctor.

KILL THEM FASTER!!! FASTER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>tfw we don't get time off work for presumed case exposure
>everyone involved is still working
>mfw reading how ems and hospital workers were the super spreaders in Italy
RIP all nursing homes and hospitals in 2 weeks

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God bless you user.

So much fukin junk, spam, bots and larps in CVG now.

Danebros, what did the Queen say?

strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe

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PIIIIZZZZDAAAAAA

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You're mentally retarded from all the krokodil.

Making Corona-chan OC and eating luxury pancakes

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hi tranny

slovenian health minister said that the number of infected patients can easily be put at least five times higher than those discovered. so put slovenia up for 1500 cases. we're not even testing anymore if you dont need to be hospitalized.

Begone shill. Go consensus crack on r*ddit, you'll have a much easier time.

Reminder that calculating death rates based only off confirmed cases is ridiculous because it assumes the only infected people are those who've been tested positive, which is pretty obviously insane.

He's right. The economy is going to boom once this blows over in a month.

We're at +946.92 (+4.69%) already. Markets are recovering strongly.

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DOES EVERYONE GET $1000?

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Jap tests are all either garbage or reinfection is real
The vast majority of 2nd positives came from foreigners who Japs declared recovered

>rapefugees prevented from raping
Bound to happen in fairness.

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Being locked inside isn't living. You should see where I live

Let them go against a wall. This is a pandemic, remember.

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

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Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

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Counting from the date that 50 fatalities were registered, China needed 7 days and Italy 6 to reach 300 deaths. Spain only 5 days.
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>Spain only 5 days.
Spain only 5 days.
>Spain only 5 days.
Spain only 5 days.
>Spain only 5 days.

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I was wondering if there are any scientists that could help me with something.

I live alone, I don't have many irl friends, I mostly communicate with my friends online, I don't go out that much. This means I pretty much never get sick. I've gotten sick once in the past 2 or 3 years.

Does this mean my immune system is ready to tackle the kung flu, or does it mean my immune system has not been "exercised" and I am more susceptible to the virus?

Does getting sick make your immune system stronger, or does it weaken it?

If you had two people. One person has gotten the regular flu 5 times this year. Another person is a hermit and hasn't gotten sick in a decade. You give both of them the chinese coronavirus. Which of them is statistically more likely to have mild symptoms? Or does that not matter at all and the probability is equal for both?

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ahh, much better.

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companies are putting hiring in freezes soon, if not already. probably best to get job apps out asap before it's too late

>doesn't know the difference between CFR and MR
Lmaoing at ur life

Italy went dark 2 hours ago, user. To prevent the pasta's warning the world about the true horror of this.
All pasta niggers are now fake government shills on last minute desperate measures protocol to keep the vict...I mean world populace passive for as long as possible.

Does anyone have a total number of people under lockdown right now? OP mentions a few countries but I'm interested what the total number is and how it relates to when China were at their peak.

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No

moar! faster! infect them all!!!!

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n...nothingburger haha