ITS FINALLY HAPENING! WE ALL GETTING FREE MONEY!!!!!

We’re finally getting a UBI and BOTH PARTIES SUPPORT IT! So guys, how are you gonna spend your neetbux? I’m thinking about buying the dip personally.

>Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin (R-Trump Admin): "We are looking at sending checks to Americans immediately"
twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1239946507081703427
>Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT): Send $1000 to every American adult
twitter.com/thehill/status/1239583661504303104
>Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN.): I am introducing a bill this week to give $1,000 to every American adult & $500 for every child. No exceptions.
twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1239946523456286722
>Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said Monday he wants to give monthly checks to low-income and middle-class Americans so they can afford necessities during the coronavirus outbreak.
thehill.com/homenews/senate/487939-gop-sen-cotton-calls-for-monthly-cash-payments-to-americans-during
>Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA): I introduced the LIFT Act to give working families up to $500 a month. We need it now more than ever.
twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1239946668990246912
>Rep. AOC (D-NY): GOP & Democrats are both coming to the same conclusion: Universal Basic Income is going to have to play a role in helping Americans weather this crisis. Ro Khanna Tim Ryan's proposal goes up to $6,000/mo depending on need.
twitter.com/AOC/status/1239582664669253634

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4K for every adult
1k for everyone under 18

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I keep hearing you have to have payed taxes to get it. can you confirm? im not reading all that shit.

I need to pay off a credit card before I leave for basic so this would be pretty good. was going use the money from selling my car but now I can use that for guns or some shit.

Andrew Yang helping too.

>$$$day of the rake$$$
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Aww man, free money you say? Golly gee can't wait.

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buy puts

Hasn’t all been worked out yet but this is 100% happening

If everyone (including people under 18) get it then I’m assuming no

you dont need anything in basic training. show up with the clothes on your back. plus the DI play this game with you when you first get off the bus where you pick up your bags and hold them at arms length. sound benign but some kids have huge bags lmao
>Pick em up!
>put em down
>pick em up
>okay, now put em down
>alright, pick em up!
>hold em up!
>okay put em down

>guns
Youre going to the military, you'll have access to guns. Buy the fucking dip and HODL and when you get done killing children for Israel you'll be rich bitch.

make sure you don't spend the money and keep it in physical form. stash it under your mattress, if enough people do it they will have to send more.

This. Oh no, the first round of cash infusions was a failure, send more!

That's great. I like how it completely btfo any of the newbies who think they could outsmart the system by bringing their own tools.

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Is America of all places really getting free gibs before Canada?

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if you get free bucks there's no dip anymore as the market does'nt exist anymore either

>niggers

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How do I sign up?
This applies to Puertoricans too...r-right...?

Lol printed so much that they literaly giving it away lmao

>puerto ricans
>americans
lol, they'll send you bananas or something

The Jews wont let this happen!

Are you ready to see your rent and everything else FUCKING IMEDIATELY increase to eat up that """UBI""" ?

NEVER TELL YOUR OPONENT HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING. U think telling a bunch of jews that everyone suddenly has more monney will have NO reaction?

You deserve what's coming

I didn't know that thanks I was thinking what to bring but bringing nothing makes that easy.

If it starts in the USA, then it's going worldwide.
God wins.

congress.gov/116/bills/hres897/BILLS-116hres897ih.pdf

THE DEAD DONT GET FREE MONEY
YOU WONT GET TO SPEND IT BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DEAD.

I'm buying guns with it

>I was thinking what to bring but bringing nothing makes that easy
Dude just some st clothes to travel in when you get out of basic..everything else you will be issued!

NEETS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.

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The Jew is kvetching

>7k dead worldwide
Lol I think I’ll be enjoying my free money. Thanks for the concern, maple nigger. Maybe your drama teacher will throw you a bone.

NEETSoc Gang wins, wagies go to the showers

How do I collect my neetbux from overseas? I promise to spend them on American video games.

I'm gonna actually get a doomsday backpack together. Gonna spend my money right, as should all of ya.

>WE ALL GETTING FREE MONEY!!!!!
>FREE MONEY

You "people" deserve to be enslaved.

What are you guys going to do with your gibs?

I would put half in stocks

we can do better. people are suffering.

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The only fresh idea in the whole Democrat field and Trump steals it.
People will just be spending it to hoard toilet paper so the shelves will be even emptier, oh well.

Buy toilet paper of course.

1 million for anyone who made 67,566 usd net last year
2 dollars for everyone else

lol FUCK You fuking ASOZIAL parasites

ITS NOT HAPPENING:
>Other ideas that have circulated throughout the administration in recent days include inserting into the economic stimulus package a large-scale public works project; tweaks to the EB-5 visa program to boost foreign investment; tariff relief; and even a one-time cash payment to Americans between $500 to $750, according to people close to the administration

THE CORNERSTONE IS PAYROLL TAX HOLIDAY AKA PEOPLE LIKE MY PARENTS EARNING 250k GET 20k TAX CUT

FUCK YES
FUCK YOU PARASITES AND USELESS VERMIN

YESSSS AHHH IM COOMING:
politico.com/news/2020/03/17/coronavirus-1-trillion-emergency-stimulus-133821

cheap hookers and expensive blow.

HARDER

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We already are!

I'm gonna build a new bike. Thanks, Trump! I'll name her MAGA.

You only get the money if you file taxes

He works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
He works hard for the money
So you better treat him right

God damn i need that I probably won’t make rent this month :’(

>dey got zee money?
>dey bough dip with money?
>DUMP EET

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The president looks anxiously at the phone. A cadre of advisors from the two parties stand along side him. They glance at each other. Finally, he takes a deep breath, and dials: JG Wentworth, 877-cash-now.

Hey, why should it all go to niggers and spics?

rip jeff bezos

ANything you bring they will make you put in a box and send home right when you get there. You even strip down naked in a room with everyone, change into your new PT clothes, and put your clothes you came with in the box as well.
>t.3 years in the Navy

Finally rig the gas tank on my V8 interceptor with bombs

Did you file taxes if you didn't you won't get it

>gets free money
>immediately buys bitcoin

i cannot lose

I like that.
I wish we could get away with this In construction

>UBI
No we are not you faggot we are getting wealth distribution, they already siad they want to institute a wya so that if youake over a specific amount of money you don't get it. This is not UBI

ITS WEALTH DISTRIBUTION! the only ones who will get this are poor people so they can buy stupid ass shit with. This is not a good thing you fucking idiots.

really? no way

Just pass laws against price increases on rent for several years. Fuck landlords.

Give them to my favorite egirl, of course.

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I better get my free money nigger or I'm taking it.

Rent and maybe a gun.

This is going to result in the absolute mother fucking REEEE of all ree's of all time
There has to be a cost to this that'll cause screaming

Ketamine

Only those that file taxes.

Bernie supporters that don't work or file taxes will get nothing.

A black woman on welfare that filled out this year's tax form will get the $1000 dollar check.

computers are not stupid things. They are very smart achtckually.

Did you file taxes?

Cha-Ching!

Source?

>all these people happy

Man this is going to turbofuck the global economy, murrian markets especialy will face insane levels of hyperinflation. I'am not usualy into the overhyped prepper stuff, but if i was american id be stockpiling ammunition right now. Shit is about to hit the fan HARD on every front.

this, why are faggots calling it UBI? it's clearly not

A month? Holy shit

>TrumpShekels incoming
Nice

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Good, fuck rich jews.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING FREE MONEY?!?!??!
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE EUROPOOR

I havent filed in over 10 years, but I only made like $16k last year, so maybe I'll file for the fuck of it if I need to in order to get my free money.

Only niggers that filed taxes will get it even if they don't work and are on welfare they will get it.

If they didn't fill out tax forms they won't get it.

this. I need some real information.

women who chose not to have kids BTFO

don't nerdics get a shit ton of neetbux already?

irs gonna have to do it. only place with capability

...

People on S.S.I. that don't work but filled out tax forms will get it.

Peopke that work that filled out tax forms will get it.

People that didn't work and shilled Bernie Sanders or yang on the internet and didn't file taxes won't get the $1000 dollar check.

And your hundreds of billions of dollars are coming from...?

>make the masses jobless and dependant on the state
So this is their gameplan with the flu manchu. Brand the lower classes as slaves forever.

Like I give a fuck about the debt. That's all boomer shit and nigger shit. They can pay it.

FUCKING GIVE ME MONEY

Did you file taxes?

If you didn't no free money for you.

Imagine not being on welfare lmao. Why would you want to contribute to a system that sends all of your money to Israel? I live better on welfare than I did when I was wage keking 50 hours per week in some nigger factory.
>free health insurance
>free food
>$2000 tax credit for each of my kids lmao!
If you still bust your ass to remain in the middle class, you're doing it wrong.

what if i file but claim zero income?

So what about actual NEETs who are over 18, unemployed, and aren't eligible for gibs?
We're getting shafted, aren't we?

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The printing press. Not that it even matters anymore.

Proof?

I filled out a W-4, but I never file income taxes.

Every stimulus check ever issued since Bush to Obama.
.remember black niggers that didn't. File taxes were angry thry didn't get Obama's $350 dollar check.

Actually going to buy a gun. Already have enough for rent coming up and lease ends mid May, going back to my parents' home before another semester of school in August, if federal student aid will still be a thing after all this. I'm almost inclined to say no. I'd feel bad, I really don't need the money. Or maybe I'd rather not accept because it would confirm that this shit is really getting too out of hand.

I make under 100k

So yeah I do get it SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT

RIP USD

>"slaves forever"
>free money to sit comfortably at home eating my tendies vs. going out to work with rabid nigs during a SARS pandemic
Yeah I think I'm fine with being a "slave."

Das it homie. We not ridin with biden anymoh. Trumps a true gangsta.

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The smart ones will use this as a reason to say "Shit, I didn't realise I had to file taxes, I ain't done that shit, no money for me" and he keeps his money secret and invests it wisely in a sensible variety of financial instruments
And the others will be all sad because there's no need to rob him for that money and the dumb ones will get killed for shoes, while buying shoes, and before buying shoes

so no actual proof

Mmm inflation

How?

SO DO WE NEED TO POST OUR TAX RETURNS OR WHAT?

This kills the USD

This
If you don't file you won't get a check.

Tjis is the reality.

Lots of Bernie supporting trannys will be on suicide watch when they don't get the check because they didn't file 2019 taxes.

you morons, the free money is only for niggers on unemployment welfare already

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it's already fucked. also, 0% reserve requirements for lending now. weeeeeeeeeeee!!

Great we've gone mad. This will be comfy

Wew lad

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UBI is retarded, fuck this gay earth.
We DO NOT NEED IT GO THE FUCK AWAY.

how do i join the master class?

$1000 people will just go out and buy more teepee with it. People will literally wipe their ass with free money.
>t.thread

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Working people that filed taxes will get the $1000 check.

If the I.R.S. didnt get a 2019 tax filing from you,you will not get the check.

The filing of taxes loophole disqualify alot of Bernie and Yang supporters.

Enjoy your 1000 linen rectangles, because soon that’s all they’ll be.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_money

Only people who filed taxes will get it

Those that didn't file in 2019 won't get it

Everyone under 18 was definitely on someone else's' tax form sometimes more than one person's tax form. It's going to whomever claimed said minor, and not to the minor.

that doesn't make sense. ppl on welfare are getting a raise?

some possibilities:
>silver bullion
>upgrade my PC
>valve index

>dude trust me
Yeah

We Zimbabwe now

Well if your on welfare and you claim your kids on a tax form you get a check for $600 dollars for each kid.

Alot of welfare mom's fill out a tax form you have two kids that's a 1,200 dollar payout to go clubbing and buy weed.

So only on unemployed people that don't fill out tax forms and preach communism won't see this 1000 dollar check.

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so if you were broke and had no job in 2019 you shouldnt get any money to survive the caronacaust. makes sense.