/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2203 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 196,770 ► Died: 7,927

>NEWS
Abortions in Italy not suspended, say Italian gynecologists
archive.is/OG60H

New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
archive.is/Ge1m9

Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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>RESEARCH
Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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>REMINDER
Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

>LATEST CASES
02:25: 5 new deaths in California, United States.
01:50: 1 new case in Monaco. The patient is Minister of State Serge Telle.
01:06: 84 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
23:01: 3 new deaths in Germany.
22:59: 67 new cases in Washington state, United States.
22:17: 2 new cases in Spain.
21:31: 68 new cases and 6 new deaths in King County, Washington state, United States.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +21 (+13) Italy +3,526 (+345) Iran +1,178 (+135) Spain +1,467 (+168) Germany +2,080 (+7) S. Korea +84 (+6) France +1,097 (+27) US +1,208 (+13) Switzerland +389 (+8) UK +407 (+16) Netherlands +292 (+19) Austria +314 (+1) Sweden +70 (+1) Japan +45 (+1) Malaysia +107 (+2) Canada +24 (+1) Greece +35 (+1) Brazil +67 (+1) Iceland +41 (+1) Poland +44 (+1) Egypt +30 (+2) Indonesia +38 (+2) Iraq +21 (+1) India +14 (+1) S. Marino +10 (+2) Algeria (+1) Morocco +1 (+1) Ukraine +7 (+1) Norway +109 Belgium +185 Denmark +63 Australia +51 Portugal +117 Qatar +3 Cze. Rep. +90 Israel +26 Finland +44 Ireland +69 Slovenia +22 Singapore +23 Pakistan +63 Bahrain +13 Estonia +20 Romania +49 Chile +45 Philippines +45 Thailand +30 S. Arabia +38 H. Kong +13 Luxembourg +59 Kuwait +7 Lebanon +11 Peru +31 Russia +21 Ecuador +53 Slovakia +25 Mexico +29 Bulgaria +19 Armenia +26 Taiwan +10 Serbia +15 Croatia +12 Argentina +3 Vietnam +5 Colombia +11 Latvia +26 Brunei +2 Albania +4 Hungary +11 Cyprus +3 Faeroes +29 S. Lanka +16 Palestine +2 Jordan +11 Malta +8 Azerbaijan +9 Georgia +1 Cambodia +21 Kazakhstan +23 Venezuela +16 Macedonia +7 Moldova +1 Bosnia +2 Lithuania +7 Afghanistan +1 Liechtenstein +12 Andorra +2 Macao +1 N. Zealand +4 Uzbekistan +3 Bangladesh +2 Cameroon +5 Paraguay +1 Honduras +2 Ghana +1 Ethiopia +1 Cuba +1 Guam +2 Mongolia +1 Tri. & Tob. +1 Kenya +1 Seychelles +1 Nigeria +1 Aruba +1 Curacao +1 Barbados +2 Liberia +1 US Vir. Isl. +1… Total +14,320 (+778)

>--------SUNGLES - You're a faggot, one re-spin.

>DOOBLES - One of your close family members becomes infected.

>TRIBBLES (not incl. Lucky sevens) - Natural immunity/Asymptomatic carrier.

>QUADRUGLES - Your town/city/village is decimates. Mourn.

>PENTUBLES - Global Catastrophe, 10% or more of humanity perishes.

>69 - You get a big tiddy chink widow gf

>777 - You become special infected with accelerated physical powers.

>Dead: 7,927
lol, still only 7,927.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,927? Four days? Five days?

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What American cities do you think will be on lockdown eventually? No meme posters pls.

mental illness

People keep saying, "but we're only just beginning with COVID19!"

Really?

This is basically over already in Asia.

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fuck of fatenigger

HOLY FUCK, BOLSONARO JUST DECLARED MARITAL LAW
>NOT A DRILL
EVERY MAN OVER 14 IS OBLIGATED TO MARRY A WOMAN UNTIL THE END OF THIS MONTH
>IT'S FUCKING OVER

I want to play vidya with a corona-chan gf bros...

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peak gary

H1N1 killed young people who are out running around. COVID19 kills very old sick people who, unless the virus is introduced to their environment, are protected from it.

To me it is just common sense that H1N1 will end up being far broader and with more deaths than COVID1

>chinese flu
>not the Chinese Plague

It's already called the Kung Flu, user

behold the real death rate. pic related. 3 weeks ago this was 6%, i slowly watched it tick up to 7%, then 8%, and now NINE percent. this is statistically impossible if the real death rate is "2%". we have 89,000 examples now. this is objective reality instead of bullshit like the CDC.

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>WA PLATE PARKED OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT
>STARTED COOFING JUST NOW

FUCKING BURGERS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This shit just happened 2 streets down my house
How utterly fucked am I?

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>2 CASES OF CORONA IN MONTENEGRO
EVERY LAST COUNTRY IN EUROPE IS OFFICIALLY INFECTED
>2 INFECTED IN MONTENEGRO
EUROPE HAS FALLEN
>inb4 source
It's live on tv right now, one woman came from america 12 days ago the other came from spain.

Who else is enjoying their "sick leave"?

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200k tonight. I hope to see her boobs grow larger

Post some cute Corona-chans

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On a scale of panicing and shaking to max comfy how are you guys doing rn??

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mfw leaf died of virus and his script is still running

So i dont remove the filters at all or i do it with gloved hands ? same for the mask in general, i remove it once home and put it far, in a dry storage and manipulate it with gloves ?

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ggwp nigger mountain

Gary, you're getting kinda grim now...

R A R E
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stay strong user

Raul Ling

You shut your whore mouth when you talk to Gary.

What's the endgame though?
Some of us predicted a pandemic 3 months ago, we were right, and its only the beginning.
How will the world look like post-Corona?
What will be written in history books?

What does that burger taske like, /cvg/?

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Too reddit tier

If this thing was super dangerous the death count wouldn't be trickling upwards. What are all of the people claiming it's increase exponentially?

China's One Corpse Policy is my personal favorite.

Gary which way you want to be cooked?

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Inside intensive care unit where no-one has recovered yet

Italy fights coronavirus outbreak

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=rfkbv_WQtn0&feature=emb_title

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GARY

Can someone tell me more about this $1000 a month plan Trump may approve?

Shills have changed their methods from "this will never spread" to "the virus is harmless." This virus is far from harmless. Refer to the attached image for critical information that is being kept from you.

If you're on mobile: remove the "m.jpg" at the end of the url and replace it with ".png" to make it readable.

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There is no virus in Ohio.

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PLEASE DO NOT POST MORE LEWD CORONACHAN, OTHERWISE I WILL COOM AGAIN AND SHE WILL ACCEPT IT AS ANOTHER BLESSING AND DESTROY AFRICA
ANYTHING IN FISHNETS WOULD BE REALLY REALLY BAD BTW

Already have 7 near-death experiences, and honestly? I just don't care anymore. Whatever happens, happens.

Anxious comfy. Worried about older family, but max comfy in the sense im 100% prepped and didnt have to do any panic buying cause I did this shit a month ago like a non-retard.

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Not nothing, I'll tell you that

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WHO'S THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO DIE IN GERMANY??

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The only thing left to do, is die with dignity, or to survive and rebuild.
May the strong survive.
May the weak find peace and comfort in death, and not be cursed to toil and labor in the coming rebuilding.

Roll

69 get

Corona Chang is the only acceptable name.

>Over in Asia
I see you're interested in buying 3 Colosseums at the price of 2, dear sir!

look at all those doctors and engineers

What are you gonna buy with your $1000 coofbux?

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Spinning

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based

one reroll

Newest Zeihan newsletter covers the American response to the Kung Flu virus.

Just got authority to work from home indefinitely. I have provisions for 3 months so I'm max comf

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Based seibabro

It is
Death rate went from 6% to 9% within less than a week

It's still a nothingburger *crunch*

Oh boy.

>gibs
>medat

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I fucking had it with all the hypochondriacs around me. I've never realized just how hysterical my family could get. Feels like I'm living in an insane asylum.

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Sup guys, Ukraine here. We've just lost almost all access to the public transport. Metro is shutdown, buses/trolleys/trams could only take 10 passengers each and intercity trains are cancelled.

We all gonna die

respin for 69 get

Hey Gary

Underwhelming

ROLL

Fake alien invasion

SPIN!

>196778 infected
>7927 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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gotta run out of food first user, then u can have a harem. if u can protect the food supply that is

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You finally managed to scrape together enough money for a test kit, more like.
This stuff's been everywhere for months now.

can't wait for 200K coronachan tits

Is that actually going to happen?
Will it be a tax refund thing?

LAST SPIN HELP ME

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i'm ready guys

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Isn't kinda boring to just call this the Second Great Depression, or Great Depression 2.0?
Why not something like the Grand Depression or the Super Depression or I don't know what would you anons call it?

Shanghai shivers

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Jews do have high propensity por mental illness

It’s fucking nothing.

That’s the last analysis on 13/3
epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/sars-cov-2-decessi-italia
epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/Report-COVID-2019_13_marzo.pdf

Less than 1% lethality for those under 60 and 98.9% of the dead ( from all ages) had one or more than one previous condition.
Average dead is literally 80yo.
Youngest victim was 38yo with broken kidneys.

I’m gonna patron my favorite Chinese massage center as usual, fuck you doomers I’m gonna coom.

>germans
As spotted in Berlin.

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any movies about anarchy and raiding?

I have a dry cough. How fucked am I?

Source or go fuck yourself

You don't understand common sense, it would appear

What's the point of food if it can't fill the void in my heart

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The Greater Depression

I ran out of potatoes and chocolate already which has been a bummer.

Rolling

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>Feels like I'm living in an insane asylum.
I mean...you are a kike

That's the point, it's over in Asia where everyone wears masks and where they welded people's doors shut. We're still throwing St. Patrick's Day Parades in America, we're fucked

Has it already finished or not started yet?

GARY... oh wait...

This shit isn't that bad, in 2 weeks everyone is going to be demanding normal life back.

We aren't in a depression (yet), just a recession.

COME ON GET ME 69 KEK

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Sorry, forgot link:
zeihan.com/the-geopolitics-of-american-fear/

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Wake up, Get up, Get out there!!

Who's got the one asking if you want a taste?

>Chink
>Big titty
Nah

How about the 2nd COOOMING

We see you!

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Uuuh, guys? That fuck is going on in germoney.

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DO YOU RETARDED AUTISTS HAVE TO TURN EVERY THREAD INTO A SPIN THREAD? MAKE A SEPARATE THREAD FUCKING MONGRELS
>DO YOU RETARDED AUTISTS HAVE TO TURN EVERY THREAD INTO A SPIN THREAD? MAKE A SEPARATE THREAD FUCKING MONGRELS

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Okay Mr Yu

What the literal fuck is wrong with the UK? This shit is something out of a Twilight Zone episode. It's so fucking unreal what's going on there.

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AHHHH I want to read what he read, why does he think this virus will last for the rest of summer???

saarbruecker-zeitung.de/nachrichten/experte-christian-drosten-fruehjahr-duerfte-coronavirus-kaum-verlangsamen_aid-49456735

> Philippine Stock Exchange announced trading halt from March 17
>month-long quarantine in island
Well boys, it's been fun. Time to die

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Let her get it first. It'll kill her after she fits on the floor.

>be cleaner
>less people coming into work
>less mess caused by filthy animals
>tfw get paid the same for less work

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quads quads quads quads

Wuhan Lung Fever.

My office is letting all the women go home "for the children" men can use PTO if needed ffs

COSTA RICA UP TO 50 CASES OF GORONA BYRUS

>how hysterical my family could get

Moshe... you're jewish

wonder if this bitch volonteers to get infected FOR THE HERD. it doesnt apply to her? ah yes ofc

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Even then, it is not a recession yet as a full business cycle hasn't happened.

Great Depression Z

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germany doesn't provide any details. they are pulling the chink-bullshit card

yes

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Ok boomer

I won't reroll

ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHADS REPORT IN

Feelin /comfy/ bros. Anyone else?

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> have had coof for over a month
> prepped early and only go out for essentials. Decontamination all things coming in the house.
> develop soreness in lungs in the last few days
> currently shitting liquid

I tried.
I am kill frens. God speed.

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It amazes me that we are now many months into this COVID19 outbreak and we still have fewer than 8000 mortalities, almost half of which are in China which has now slowed dramatically.

Nobody is buying that bullshit. Least nobody I know.

OOO ROLLING

Trump will call it "The greatest depression in the United States. In the world, actually. There has never been a greater depression."

The Sick Depression

Rolling!

4 days ago: headache
3 days ago: headache, coughing
2 days ago: no more headache, still coughing, body aching
yesterday: less coughing, upper chest aching, body aching disappeared
today: even less coughing, but my lungs started aching

i think that's it, coronachan occupied my lungs
gonna suffocate and die soon...

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Why aren't Republican voters taking this crisis seriously?

They'll be dropping like flies within a week.

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im fairly comfy. i have all the supplies i'll need for a few weeks, now im just chilling desu

Come on 69.

$1000 or I'll cough

just because it isn't immediately lethal doesn't mean its not a happening
everyone calling in sick due to pneumonia and shit cause just as much damage economically in the short term, but without the decrease in unemployment that deaths would bring

Deaths always trail the newly infected numbers, user.
And right now the newly infected numbers are starting to gallop. A week from now, so will the death rates. A week after that, we find out if what we've done is enough to flatten the curve. Apparently.
I personally think that govt incompetence is going to step in at some point and doom us all.

rollerino

ROLLERINO

just started

Someone post the "wash your hands" webm, you know the one

Second try

Just report it