Rate my food prep

i just got back from morrisons
heres what i could only find as the shelves were very bare.
pretty happy with my food i got, lots of long life items, what you think pol?
i think this will last me seveal weeks

>1 x loaf of hovis white bread (will be frozen)
>1 x grapes -expiration:never
>1 x bread rolls (will be frozen)
>3 pack of peaches -expiration:never
>1 pack of figs -expiration:never
>1 pack of party cakes -best before june
>3 packs of mr kipling cakes -best before june
>3 packs of warbingtons thins (will freeze)
>1 hogwarts cake (i will freeze for later)
>1 pack of lemons -expiration:never
>3 packs of mr kipling small cakes - best before june

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Island monkey

Stupid fuck. You need cooking supplies because they keep for longer. Canned goods out the ass. Non-perishables. Stock up for a long haul and get armed!

I don't know what kind of fruit your brits have but I would be worried about it.

I see a yellow sticker - nigga did you buy reduced bread?

You mostly just bought junk food. Are you fucking retarded?

good work user you should just about make it til tomorrow

I can already tell that this chap calls americans fat online

>only 'prepping' now
>cakes and other sugary shit

Actually I have 20 pieces of fruit including the lemons which will last me 40 days if i eat one every 2 days

Wheres the protein?

Those mr kiplings look good.

>muffin's

anons every time I eat something like that I end up getting severe nausea is chocolate supposed to do that to you,it's like the entire room is spinning and it takes about three to four days for my stomach to settle back to normal

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When you combine bread and fruit (breadfruit) together you create a complete protein, 100g of breadfruit is 10% of the RDA

I want to say fuck you mongrel Brit fuck, but I just feel sorry for you

>40 days
Are you new to food? Fresh produce does not last 40 days. I'm not sure if this is bait or not anymore.

Absolutely nailed it lad, don't listen to these idiots.

Grandma, is that you?

Corona wont get you, but diabeedus will.

You basically purchased junk food.

When you're a fat fuck ready for the slaughter I'll be breaking into your home and eating your fat ass and fucking your parents.

Nigga that's groceries, not prep

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I give you 6/10 for the joke.

well yes if I bite into every fruit and expose the fruit to the oxygen, but I plan to leave the skins and dont peel or bite them so they stay fresh for the 40 days

Based Muslim

Lol user no

Jayzuz user that's the diet of a 15 year old! Where's the tinned protein,tinned fruit,condensed milk?

0/10 you disgust me

If I come across your loot while raiding, I won't take it.

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A few liters of soda and you're all set

this made me kek so hard

Nice. I want a cakeje too.

Brits are literal retards confirmed

>3 pack of peaches -expiration:never

Wut? You're going to die.

Probably all that was left.
Just got back from the grocery store myself.
There was zero meat.

>40 days

user get off the net your drunk m8

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I think he's aware of that...

>When you combine bread and fruit (breadfruit) together you create a complete protein
what the fuck am I reading.
god, I hope you're muslim so when you die britain will be a better place.

Hogwarts crest cake. 10/10 prep
8 slices, one slice a day during lockdown
The sneezies will all be over in a week

> when you Combine fruit and bread you create Protein

what the fuck?

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based potter cake

Prolly overdid it bit there user.

Is the fruit made of wax?

You’re a legitimate moron

Let me show you how prepping is done

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>carbohydrates
ok pal

buy imperishable staples like rice, beans and white flour.

as I said before my plan is not to bite or peel the fruit before I need it. I will keep the skins intact to keep the fruits healthy for as long as i want. the same way our skin prevents the oxygen damaging us is how fruit skin protects it. thats why fruit has no expiration dates on them.

i can understand the sake, but why japanese beer?

>I rate this british/10.

panic buying fag. all you need is bulk rice and beans which can be purchased cheaply online.

user I...

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There is no way this is not bait

Orion is brewed in Okinawa. For Okinawa weather. Which is so hot/humid that the wrinkles on your ballsack become rivers of sweat flowing into the sweat-ocean of your asscrack.

As such, it’s literally the most enjoyable and refreshing lager for a hot/humid day I’ve ever tasted.

Are those mint pies you absolute fucking freak?
Best prep I've seen in these threads op, hat's off lad

Hahahahaha you're fucked, that will last 1.5 to 2 weeks. Better start raiding faggot.

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You're a dog Harry

stop buying processed junk

are u retarded? U spent ur money on cakes, fruit and one loaf of bread pahahahahahah

my fridge is empty yet im still not as mentally deficient as yourself

u didnt even buy one small bag of rice or pasta this is so pathetic

where are the box of tea and digestives

Cool stash my man!!

Here is what i got

>1 tray of eggs
>2 milk
>5 chocolate bars
>2 pizza
>1 strawberry tray
>6 yogurts
>6 bread muffins
>1 water bottle
> 4 tins of beans

i'm so ready for Quarantine!!!

I've got lots of duck sausage. Want some?