/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2202 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Is not anyone else of being impressed with Xi and his handling of the virus?

I wish I had a corona-chan gf to play vidya with on discord bros

Attached: 1488074873032.jpg (500x363, 39.52K)

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

UK EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

I feel like masturbating to coronachan really propelled the epidemic, please do not post anymore lewd coronachan so I don't masturbate again and cause coronachan to immolate africa

Yes, buy them now. Normal glasses are worthless. They don't seal

americans are arrogant. they'll all be weeping on facebook begging for the government to do something once they or their loved ones get sick in a few weeks.

Fucking dumbass argentinian, how did the number of DETECTED cases drop

.

Attached: 26072646-8120631-image-a-2_1584451979767.jpg (962x2247, 430.64K)

cope

Fuck nigger, gypsies, hugrarians (but I repeat myself) and securitate guys importing shitskins by the tens of thousands here. They WILL rape your kids and grand-kids, morons, regarless how much money you make now. Even more so if you're a peasant monitoring.

If those are the disposable ones they'll be as useful as a handkerchief

TL:DR?

Actually sounds like there's more cars on the road in my area tday then yesterday.

Don't spread his brand of stupid any further in the gene pool, user.
Kill yourself.

I'm inna woods miles away from anyone else, I'm cozy as fuck son. The only panicfags are cityniggers.
Gtfo chang

Attached: 1584436202891.jpg (461x346, 22.96K)

Nuking China is to late. We can just forget China’s products and see her crumble in her own self

youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

Attached: 1573247465049.png (1074x717, 1007.81K)

youtube.com/watch?v=CdObzNJOZQE&feature=emb_title
youtube.com/watch?v=qupi44KxNzE
youtube.com/watch?v=MKtgT1u1otY

happening streams

Attached: 1579965137732.jpg (686x526, 90.14K)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST GIVE THE NATIONWIDE SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER ALREADY

Attached: 1564774647544.png (702x634, 400.86K)

boomers are apparently suicidal.

Attached: 1584367646716.png (862x569, 479.86K)

>he's getting bored after spending 24 hours inside
what the fuck is wrong with n*rmies

Attached: djawa.photo_47581418_2240217259559718_6393545837598203512_n.jpg (1080x1349, 117.48K)

not perfect but a lot better to protect from direct particle spray

Ebola-chan is jealous.

Attached: 1584471516320.jpg (3508x2480, 414.79K)

No like, completely normal.
People don't care about a hyped up cold here; sorry to burst your bubble.

Store shelves are still plentiful and people are not dropping in streets. It's nothing and your panic is unwarranted.

enjoy it while it lasts

>Syria is pink now
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CK

>haha my country might be melting down but I'm alone in the middle of bumfuck nowhere :)

Why are so many dying in Italy relative to everywhere else? Why has China stopped reporting cases/fatalities?

I love how fluffy the viruses look.

Shills have changed their methods from "this will never spread" to "the virus is harmless." This virus is far from harmless. Refer to the attached image for critical information that is being kept from you.

If you're on mobile: remove the "m.jpg" at the end of the url and replace it with ".png" to make it readable.

Attached: blue truth.png (3200x2100, 814.93K)

>amerimutts
slav raped by skull-shaping slanted-eyed magyars

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

when will you cheeseniggers take more measures? I don't want to live next to a hot zone. at least the bongs are behind the sea so they can't infect us

Attached: 1584280375088.jpg (499x581, 59.87K)

They can rule the earth together

Attached: Corona Chan 0-150k.gif (558x717, 3.62M)

lmao, the guy that said the Virus only remains active for a few minutes outside the body on surfaces?

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Do it for her.

>"We can't do this anymore. We don't sleep, we don't eat. The phone rings almost constantly. Sure, as medical professionals, we have signed on to demanding work, but this is different. This is a sprint, and a marathon at the same time.

>Even with the consistent reminders for asymptomatic people to stay at home and not get tested, we still have full clinics. So again - if you don't have any or very mild symptoms, stay at home, drink a lot of fluids, take meds if you get a fever and sleep it out. I don't understand how people, who are worried that they might catch the coronavirus go to the only place, where there is a high chance of being exposed to it.

>People lie to ambulance crews, even to us about their symptoms, just so they can get diagnosed, and have a good feeling, when they think that they somehow tricked the system. Firstly - even with our lack of sleep, we aren't totally stupid, and we'll notice when you're lying to us. Secondly - you are wasting the time and equipment (wich is becoming more and more scarce) that we could otherwise spend to help people who are truly in need. I've been a medical professional for some time now, but when people started stealing our respirators, i was truly surprised.

>I would also appreciate if people stopped yelling at me - on the phone, or in my face. I understand that it's a very stressful situation, but yelling really won't help me do my job better. Sure, you're angry at the government, you take their precautions as too drastic / not drastic enough / badly communicated, i get it, but understand this - you're yelling at a sleep deprived medical professional, that affects the Prime Minister's decisions about as much as tomorrow's weather on Sri Lanka.

>Please, let's be smart and compassionate.

Attached: bo6rbg44h9n41.png (720x960, 585.53K)

I don't blame him, its a good feeling.

europoors have shit lungs from all that smoking

most people are dumb as rock, knowing that I must admit that I didn't suspect they were THAT retarded
I think it has a lot to do with the capacity to abstract things, they can't conceive of threats they don't perceive nor can they grasp the consequence of their action on themselves and society as a whole because in their head, "something I like = good"

Attached: 1549548297263.jpg (626x545, 593.15K)

>just the cold bro
cope & seethe

AKA “you have 48 hours to get ready”
Where the NYC panic videos at?

Attached: F027795B-B461-4575-81F9-15A9DF41BE18.jpg (758x576, 210.02K)

KRAUTS, TRANSLATE
youtube.com/watch?v=DQFaUrFtDWI

It’s never too late. No one like a quitter!

okay retard
how about you suck my cock dry?

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

Attached: 1468611489775.jpg (500x372, 61.88K)

Source on this message?

BUNKER DOWN, LOCK YOUR DOORS, WIPE YOUR ASSES, BORDERS CLOSED, SCHOOLS CLOSED, POOLS CLOSED, ACCELERATE BOYS

Attached: COVACALYPSE.jpg (960x540, 82.86K)

Region was full of Wuhan direct Chinks working as slaves in the leather factories there owned by Chinks. Plus I reckon a lot of the deaths in Italy are actually Chinks. The one vid of the ICU in Milan it looked like a fair few were.

>--------SUNGLES - You're a faggot, one re-spin.

>DOOBLES - One of your close family members becomes infected.

>TRIBBLES (not incl. Lucky sevens) - Natural
immunity/Asymptomatic carrier.

>QUADRUGLES - Your
town/city/village is decimates. Mourn.

>PENTUBLES - Global Catastrophe, 10% or more of humanity perishes.

>69 - You get a big tiddy chink widow gf

>777 - You become special infected with accelerated physical powers.

Yea pretty much, feels good. Got plenty of paint to use, food to eat and a horse too.

I'm the cozysst user here.

The masses are oversocialized and Corona-chan is going to fix that

Attached: 1583366010465.png (701x697, 386.74K)

MARTIAL LAW
LOCKDOWN
GETTING READY FOR POTENTIAL CIVIL WARS

Am I allowed to drive while wearing this?

How would one handle getting pulled over or approached by law enforcement with one of these on?

Attached: maks2.png (282x350, 236.99K)

>felt a sensation in my throat
HERE IT IS MY INCUBATION PERIOD IS ENDING IM SYMPTOMATIC

Whatever you say kid, the flu kills more in a single day than this does in 4 months.

same situation here with normies
> but I'm ok with normies getting decimated
it was never an option, user. since the world was formed, it was always like this. those who deny reality get rekt

Attached: 1582835230864.png (225x400, 217.69K)

How come there are so few deaths in S. Korea?

Attached: 1579167442832.jpg (355x500, 26.94K)

WHAT THE FUCK DID MERKEL SAY?
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS GERMAN GOBBELDYGOOK.

Attached: 1443308532242.gif (302x333, 1.49M)

any bets on how much more our lockdown will increase tonight?

Attached: 1584460996351.jpg (640x640, 55.38K)

Breaking News!!!! The first deceased from Coronovirus appeared in Russia. He was crushed by a 200 kilogram rack filled with an emergency supply of food and toilet paper.

PRETTY SURE I HAD CORONA IN THE FALL

I was bouncing on Bourbon St. where all the foreigners go to get drunk and mugged by dindus. My coworkers called it "bourbon flu" but it lasted MONTHS and it ended with me in the ER because i literally thought i was going to die. The dr said nothing was wrong with me and eventually i got better.

>Cold symptoms
>Felt exactly like bronchitis (everyonethought i had pneumonia)
>Fever
>Fluttering heart
>Went to ER when I realized how fatigued and "out of it" I was. Couldnt even drive

I dont want ball damage

holy mother of cope

Swimming goggles are probably cheaper.

Attached: SwiGo.jpg (260x194, 5.75K)

Roll

Attached: 1584379170626.jpg (931x866, 99.07K)

Seeing normies being utterly incapable of staying at home makes me understand why introverts haven't been removed from the gene pool.

Attached: 22dfa6265472d0e06c7228c665b2490549424ac6fb010c95e4d863e73ffae42f.jpg (565x486, 37.92K)

Word is all stores except for food, newspaper stores, pharmacy, and banks.

Lol no sweaty, it survives for quite some time if conditions are favorable. It’s infected several members of the Italian postal service

Corona-chan is a grow-er, not a show-er

Ironically true

>0 tom hanks killed
>0 popes killed
>0 brazilian presidents killed
>0 trudeaus killed
>happening
*yuan* wake me up when there is something between these empty buns

Attached: bane.png (500x319, 173.11K)

even some 'smarter' people fall prey to fucking normalcy bias. seriously, they'll irrationally not consider options which assume situation gets dire. They will throw strategies out of the windows if they are meant for a difficult situation

Attached: 1584120200513.png (670x897, 660.19K)

let's roll

Attached: 1581541499808.webm (1136x640, 1.19M)

Role

Is the cough supposed to be uncontrollable?
I have a cough that i can control
A tickly dry cough

The only thing that stopped my father in law from going to a casino buffet was the fact the casino closed down in obvious knowledge that someone would spread it.

He has spent the past week complaining about the government dragging its heels and has many comorbidities and will almost certainly die if he catches it.

Don't bother reasoning with the boomers.

Attached: 1584307990457.jpg (853x609, 70.29K)

I envy them in a way. It seems better than being too depressed to go out

Attached: 1583948797947.jpg (452x363, 23.37K)

Rollan

>pic
kek

>Russia 114

Attached: 25.jpg (1280x720, 167.05K)

3 Turkish Soldiers in Northern Syria, also reports from the last month abouth Corona-chan is inside rebel/jihadist land.

Assad side doesn't have any report yet and they lockdown already.

roll

Can we hit 200k today?
youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc&feature=emb_rel_pause

Attached: corona.png (1288x564, 1.08M)

victory by default? I can live with that

Attached: 1583520850814.png (480x580, 359.36K)

they responded quickly with closures, isolations and testing done in a matter of days, than days or weeks. they stopped it (mostly) in its tracks because they were able to find cases, and even track down their patient zero.
rest of the world should have followed their example.

MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
>MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
>MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
>MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
>MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.
>MUTINY IN A IMIGRATION NIGGERS CENTER IN ALUCHE MADRID, BECAUSE THE INMIGRANTS DON'T WANT TO STAY CLOSED DOWN IN QUARANTINE. NIGGERS AT THE ROOFTOP AS WE SPEAK.

Attached: SpyLolwut.jpg (602x442, 55.61K)

>ID
>incel

Attached: 1474202819346.png (224x205, 42.82K)

WE WILL KILL THE CHINESE VIRUS!!!!1111

Attached: 1509208711197.jpg (1052x1236, 384.82K)

Yes, it doesn't obscure your vision. If you can drive wearing an ushanka you can wear that.

>uncle has more trust in some random sites than his own family
>ignores his own health
>tells other to do research, does none himself
Have you ever thought that your uncle deserves what's coming?

Rorring

Wonder what the folks in the ISS are thinking right about now?

Attached: AFP_1AH82K.jpg (1000x667, 479.75K)

Reminder: beat up every Chinese you see

It’s fucking nothing.

That’s the last analysis on 13/3
epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/sars-cov-2-decessi-italia
epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/Report-COVID-2019_13_marzo.pdf

Less than 1% lethality for those under 60 and 98.9% of the dead ( from all ages) had one or more than one previous condition.
Average dead is literally 80yo.
Youngest victim was 38yo with broken kidneys.

I’m gonna patron my favorite Chinese massage center as usual, fuck you doomers I’m gonna coom.

Link

>Germany under lockdown
Not happening yet. You can still leave your house as much as you want, no fines or anything. Majority still going to work

Threadly reminder of American failure.

Attached: moneymoneymoneymoney.png (668x325, 23.99K)

What about Mev-1?

4th reich declared

>NO MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE TOGETHER!
>THE POLICE CAN FORCE CLOSE YOUR SHITTY ESTABLISHMENT OR PRIVAT PARTIES!
DENMARK HAS BECOME A TRUE COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!!

Attached: 1552424805314.gif (312x213, 972.92K)

No worries user there is anime in the afterlife.

Social distancing Ireland

twitter.com/Dyaneconnor/status/1239990636843020294

Attached: 1521139925113.png (964x912, 551.47K)

kek

Attached: van-der-braindead.jpg (586x155, 44.61K)

FUCKING SOURCE
>FUCKING SOURCE
FUCKING SOURCE
>FUCKING SOURCE
FUCKING SOURCE
>FUCKING SOURCE

Attached: 79192742_p1.png (567x720, 338.6K)

Attached: 15844689247401.jpg (2592x1944, 622.22K)

Do you have the Excel file on this?

Will be interesting to see the baby boom and the divorce boom after the lockdowns :D

Your dream wife/pol. Sure, she might sucked lots of diseased limp niger cock in her youth, but she's alright now?

Call a fact a cope doesn't make it wrong.

Roll

they all converge to the same dynamic path. Spain was faster, but it follows Italy now.

Attached: file.png (1177x666, 152.63K)

It's fake news. No abortion clinic has shut down in Italy.

Nobody in the entire world has reported on Italian abortion clinics shutting down. That Facebook post pulled the 95% figure out of his ass and isn't even Italian. Abortions are still happening in Italy and this monkey is spreading fake hope to get you complacent.

This monkey acts like abortion isn't happening anymore in the entire world while Planned Parenthood is still fully functional and aborting thousands every day.

Attached: abortions 24-7.png (696x357, 64.68K)

>presstitutes sucking Trump's cock
>Trump taps Yang to help with UBI
When both sides are patting each other in the back this is a bad sign.

Based corona-chan, keeping the babbys safe.

watch it or the commies will rape berlin again

I am probably bias myself but I think it has a great deal to do with the ability to think in terms of systems.
If you don't understand the world like a machine a group of interconnected parts working together you don't understand how it can suddenly just fall apart.
To the masses stores are magically stocked and electronics just magically appear on their door.

Attached: 1481381286992.jpg (2362x3374, 870.87K)

>*yuan*
Funny.

Attached: 1572247436400.jpg (861x1024, 165.36K)

lmao that's gunna drive people crazy.

Pic or shut up!

Sounds based

>been fapping to corona-chan for 36 hours with only ten minutes break
I'm going to die bros but I can't stop cooming.
Help what do i do

There is a huge discussion inbetween norwegians that we should just sacrifice the oldfucks now. If we have to live under these conditions, we'll be broke when this flu passes.

GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
>GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
>GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
>GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW
>GREEK GOVERNMENT FORBIDS GOING OUT, DECLARES MARTIAN LAW

Attached: 1454346476270.jpg (500x400, 83.96K)

Finally! A professional liar!

>Italy 31,506 (2,503)
>China 80,881 (3,226)

Chinks what a fucking liars, what will be the excuse for this percentage of deaths so different from theirs?
and the most retarded part is that they already want to pose as heroes and the sjw are sucking the CCP cock.

Let them try.
If Trump nukes China, I'll share my rare pokemon cards with Barron.