Brit/pol/ Big fuck off cathedrals edition

>Police use drones to enforce movement restrictions in Spain's fight against the coronavirus infection
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51897069

>Supermarkets ask shoppers to be 'considerate' and stop stockpiling
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51883440

>PrEP: Preventative HIV drug available in England from April
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51897856

>Photographer who lured models to his London flat and sexually assaulted them jailed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/osman-saeed-jailed-models-sexual-assault-london-latest-a9402511.html

>Virgin Atlantic boss urges Boris Johnson to sanction £7.5bn airline bailout
news.sky.com/story/virgin-atlantic-boss-urges-boris-johnson-to-sanction-7-5bn-airline-bailout-11957708

>Shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight outside London shop as supermarkets across Britain have shelves stripped bare amid coronavirus panic
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8112481/London-shopper-mugged-toilet-paper-broad-daylight.html

>Coronavirus: Elderly to be 'shielded' as PM seeks to equip NHS
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51893736

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express.co.uk/news/uk/1256458/brexit-news-brexit-trade-talks-cancelled-coronavirus-europe-EU
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First for are Moaty

thinking of turning racist. what do you guys think?

her music is depressing as fuck

based

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>i-it's just a flu, bro
>just get herd immunity, even though immunity has been disproven many times

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UK Teacher here bros

School felt very dystopian today, so many kids coughing if anyone had it there would be no chance of avoiding it

me too, we're not closing but about 25-30% of kids are not at school because their parent/guardian removed them.

Remember to call up your local slag, she might be feeling lonely when quarantine comes into effect.

she's already got home visits booked from the top 20% shaggers for the next 10 months

Do I still have to sign on for my neetbux?
I dont want to leave the house

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Yeah we had a lot off too - most of the schools that have closed in my city were due to lack of staff coming in - only going to get worse

i thought we were getting £1,000 per month

some staff off and SLT going on about working from home but they won't pull the trigger and close, just trying to make it to easter holidays I think.

lads im bored. where to meet women during quarantine?

What can you do with rice lads? I've just been covering it in chip shop curry sauce so far.

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Everyone whose not white british will get it

I thought that was americans
Idk whats happening with my neetbux, I just hope I dont want to catch corona virus for only £58 a week

EMERGENCY CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION:

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

Rice pudding? Chilli con carne?

I'm off to test fate with this manky steak, in case this is the last time I get to say it, fuck seethenonce.

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Ha-ha-ha, t-they are joking about the extension aren't they?

posts 0-50 in britpol threads: weird and quirky posts, references to previous thread, regulars like beanposter

posts 51-100 in britpol: the namefags and tripfags make their presence felt. a couple of anonymongs will jostle for position at the table.

posts 101-200: which ethnicity nonces most kids?

posts 201-300: boring nothing

i went over this morning told me its all going to be phone, though doesnt matter any way i'm signing once i get this months neet bux, their only giving me £30 a month after this one.

Boil the rice until it doubles in size, refridgerate for 1 day with cling film over, cover in groundnut oil before frying with some dark onions sauce and cat piss.

>The legislation will be time-limited – for 2 years – and not all of these measures will come into force immediately. The bill allows the 4 UK governments to switch on these new powers when they are needed, and, crucially, to switch them off again once they are no longer necessary, based on the advice of Chief Medical Officers of the 4 nations.
cor its like hitler and mao combined

>we have reviewed the government's advice and we will carry on with business as usual for the time being
>my job is typing into spreadsheets and sending emails
Corona chan needs to hurry up and end boomer work culture and usher in a new era of WFH

>>Shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight outside London shop as supermarkets across Britain have shelves stripped bare amid coronavirus panic


the absolute state of that shit hole

>teachers post on Yas Forums

explains the incessant psychological abuse i received from them in high school

simple as

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only if you voted libdem

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Actual anonymong here.

From what I've read, particularly from the 4plebs archive, Eddie appears to be capable of correlated loop shitposting, long-term schizophrenic inhibition and innate phrasing structures. His envious pathophysiological wording sub-units exhibit hyper-toxic qualities absolutely utilizing piratesque rogueatic kiaism. This is in line with older 4plebetic archiving and active pubetic monitorisation. surprisingly his advanced alcoholic cataclysm shitposting seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation seen in Pube, and cross-referencing phrasic word analysation shows he can endure equal unilateral stress.

If his specific schizo-charactological expression engineered arrayed hyper-toxic qualities react strongly with unregulated anonymonglex moderate positive "normal-posting" then engineered non-correlated shitposting should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental envious pathophysiological wording sub-units.

AMA

theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/03/15/fears-internet-and-social-media-could-collapse-in-spain-due-to-over-usage-during-coronavirus-lockdown-as-companies-ask-residents-to-ration-netflix-use/

>fry some random veg, garlic, ginger, chili and meat
>add spices, tomato paste, herbs
>mix with rice

you can be versatile with this too, like adding beans
one of my favourite meals

Youre 160 posts early lad

tfw him and charlie bronson would have been best buddies

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nope, meet the new boss same as the old boss

express.co.uk/news/uk/1256458/brexit-news-brexit-trade-talks-cancelled-coronavirus-europe-EU

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toplel

What is the consensus on mushy peas canned food is it good for a pandemic scenario?

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>spanish infrastructure

So a kid can't cough due to the hayever now? Neck yourself you fucking cunt.

>supermarkets ask ppl to stop stockpiling
>tesco sells all easter eggs at half price because they expect a quarantine to come
Saw some chav with 12 big easter eggs in their trolley today lol.

hayfever*

Ah, linked wrong person

Petty fiefdom power and humiliation rituals mean it’ll be an uphill struggle, even tho it would fit in with their green larp

Yeah m8 20 of those and 20 of the cream chicken mushroom soup ones and you'll be fine

do not poo in loo, they can detect the virus and come for you

west.arizona.edu/news/2020/03/sewage-surveillance-west-tests-wastewater-determine-coronavirus-presence-communities

*ring, ring*
*ring, ring*
>Jolly good day, and thank you for calling Redpilled and Son. Who may I ask is calling?
'Tis I, my good fellow. I have need of the based department.
>Patching you through in a jiffy.
*hold music*
*click*
Uhhh, hello, old chap? Based department?
>This is the based department, good fellow, how can we help?
Indeed... you shall be wanting to see this...

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mushy pea sandwich with a bit of malt vinegar is good poorfag food.
try it.

cringe

cheers lads

>posts 201-300: boring nothing
And here you are braking the ceiling and posting at 51

>mushy pea sandwich
nonce.

i suppose i'm an anonymong jostling for position

next you will be telling me you've never had weetabix and hot water
or noodles with a cheese slice on

> “The transition period ends on 31 December 2020. This is enshrined in UK law.”
N-no, please be true!

I wish we'd still build big fuck off buildings out of stone. Making them look good is the only way to give a building lasting worth.

brit/pol/ is a controlled opposition honeypot psyop

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Beauty is anti-semitic and would cause adduha shoah

Have taken matters into my own hands.

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>>Virgin Atlantic boss urges Boris Johnson to sanction £7.5bn airline bailout
How about I get a bail out?
Why should the taxman pick up the slack for private enterprise? Need a rest.

just have beans on toast like the rest of us you freak

This

so is your mums growler

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If it ain't carved of stone
Or made of wood
And if you paid for it
Then it's ain't no good

t. Chad Kroeger

>yanks and frogs looting
>germany giving money to refugees
>britain going down the pub

Don't worry. It's nothing. Those are mostly people that die anyway.

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today it is only americans. the BRRR hasn't really started yet. neetbux for everyone soon.

why do people assume that this disease will be mild and that they will gain immunity after they "recover"? all of the evidence points to it permanently remaining inside your nervous system and flaring up constantly afterwards.

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*he did it without fucking up the spelling tho

I don't like beans, spaghetti on toast yes.
Spaghetti hoops > Spaghetti worms though, anybody who disagrees probably over hangs their toilet roll.

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wtf I hate dying now

Just jokes mate. You made a fair analysis of Brit/pol/ tbf.

Why do you spam this shit every thread, you sad little nonce?