/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2201

ALMOST THERE

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Yas Forums GenX/Boomer Playlist

Slayer Epidemic
youtube.com/watch?v=TmsnpuNOF8o

Metallica 4 Horsemen
youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8

Metallica Harvester of Sorrow
youtube.com/watch?v=_3yWbRngyJs

Megadeth Symphony of Destruction
youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU

Anthrax Antisocial
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx_m7Y9nGtU

Black Sabbath Warning (ode to Coronachan)
youtube.com/watch?v=sY2Y-MveweI

Your going to kill your liver user

>China's One Corpse Policy.
That's pretty good.

Praying for all of you brothers. Even the niggers ( in this thread only of course )

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>No more lectures
>No more lab practicals
>Most likely no exams now
>Just Yas Forums and videogames for the forseeable future

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I don't understand Syrian though. Just give us the translation.

i could not order any specialized equipment so i just i just got myself some makeshift ones

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english translation where?

yea killing the host will surely kill the virus

The Lombardy is keeping tabs on citizens' movements within the region to verify the behavior, thanks to the data of the cell phone . The result is not encouraging: 40 percent of the population continues to move too much.

>Coronavirus, the movements of Lombard citizens monitored with telephone cells
"We renew the appeal to stay at home and about this we have activated a technology in collaboration with the mobile telephone companies. The 40% of the Lombard population is still moving, it is not enough ", said Vice President Fabrizio Sala in a direct with the councilor for Welfare Giulio Gallera. In the graph, made 100 the movement of the population on February 20 when we did not have an emergency, we see the movement of the population. "Unfortunately we are above 40 per cent and on the other from yesterday to yesterday we have gone up. It is necessary to stay at home as much as possible, 40 per cent is not enough to tell us that we are able to contain the virus in the best possible way You have to stay indoors.

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Bleach has also been proven to kill virus.
EVERYONE DRINK BLEACH NOW

>Took 6+ weeks to reach 100,000
>Took 8 days to reach 150,000
>200,000 cases tomorrow (4 days)

WHERE ARE THE BRAKES!? GET ME OFF THIS RIDE

I would like to see some Swine Flu numbers vs. Coronavirus numbers

please and thank you

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Checked and fpfb

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Damn, corona-chan will hit 200k by tomorrow!
She is best grill gotta infect them all!

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Hare Kṛṣṇa Hare Kṛṣṇa
Kṛṣṇa Kṛṣṇa Hare Hare
Hare Rāma Hare Rāma
Rāma Rāma Hare Hare
youtu.be/_geeaWHt5zk
>digits OP time stamp

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All my lectures and exams are gonna be online/take-home now.
Feels nice being able to still learn but be comfy in my own home while doing so.

I want a corona-chan discord gf bros...

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pray less, take care moar

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The fuck are they going to enforce that martial law with?

You guys ever think about that one chink who slurped on bat soup? Was he talking to his family about the hard day in the factory? Was he having some fun with friends? What does global economic collapse taste like?

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No his kidneys, acetaminophen (tylenol) kills liver, ibuprofen kills kidneys and stomachs.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k

>vozpopuli.com/gritos/susanna-griso-8m-coronavirus-excusa_0_1336966548.html
>Susanna Griso, criticada por animar a ir al 8-M: "Que el coronavirus no sea una excusa"
when all this ends, they should be hanged

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Embrace your inner nerd and don't leave your house for anything.

For anyone who isn't convinced this is that bad and are wondering how this compared to the swine flu when it was ongoing:

who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/

This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.

Now you might be thinking, "well, swine flu originated in the Americas which have a much better health care system than Asia, which is why the coronavirus has so many more deaths than the swine flu after 3 months." I will refer you to the official numbers for the swine flu 7 months after it was discovered:

who.int/csr/don/2009_11_27a/en/

By this point, the swine flu had reached every continent on the planet. Look at the numbers for Asia. They are comparable to today's numbers for the coronavirus. Notice the total number of infected is over 622 thousand at this point. Pretty big. Now compare the number of dead to today's number of dead for the coronavirus. They are about the same.

The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Not only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.

We haven't experienced something this bad since the 1918 Spanish flu - although this is probably no where near as bad, it'll still stress countries' medical systems to their limits. People will die indirectly from this as they won't get the medical support they would normally receive outside of the pandemic due to the fact that doctors, nurses, and resources will be stretched thinly trying to handle the sheer number of sick people. So many countries have already begun locking down, and this has only just begun.

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I KNOW!!!! MY CRUSH'S MOUTH ASS PUSSY THEN BACK TO MOUTH IS BEING DRILLED BY SOME DUDES COCK!!! EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! PROBABLY RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS OUT!!!

I can't fucking cope with this! That tight puss is being rammed again and again and again every 3 hours or so!

Anyone here still toiling? Got myself 5 days sick leave from the doctors due to anxiety but have to return to work tomorrow

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No brakes, only speed

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I'm hoping for subtitles. I've got the Merkel bred open beside it so hopefully that'll shed some light on wtf she's saying

>german stream is stuttering
can they do anything right?

>trying to evade quarantine with your cellphone
normies are fucking stupid you have to go lowtech

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,316 (499) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 8,604 (30) France 6,633 (148) US 5,696 (95) Switzerland 2,650 (24) Netherlands 1,705 (43) UK 1,950 (69) Norway 1,439 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,085 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Portugal 448 (1)Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Poland 205 (5) Pakistan 184 (1) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 187 (14) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 Ecuador 111 (2) (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 394 Brazil 352 (1) Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Chile 201 Iceland 199 Romania 168 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 Peru 117 Russia 115 UAE 98 Mexico 83 Slovakia 72 Colombia 65 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Macedonia 26 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Lithuania 22 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Honduras 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 5 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

>leave phone at home
>go outside

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>Exams online/at home
How is that even going to work. Just google answers lmao

Here's one graph, I'm sure there are others floating around

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CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
>CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
>CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
>CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)
>CATALUÑA EXPORTS MASKS TO ITALY WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED IN SPAIN. SPAIN GOVERMENT (SOCIAL-COMMUNIST) EXPROPIATE MASK FROM MADRID AND ANDALUCIA INSTEAD (RULED BY CENTER-RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS)

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So this is how mankind will end? Killed by its own ignorance and stupidity?

>downloaded corona-chan folder on mega
>has been fapping in one hour interval ever since 5am
I think Corona-chan's lewds are going to kill me first

Nice disinfo fagit
Fyi, antiinflammatories are aggravating the virus and causing complications like pneumonia
Niggers+kikes=chinks

Leave the virus to me.

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I'm laughing at the german there wondering why the refugees they took in are a big deal

814 Infected in NYC. 7 Dead.

Looks like

Ok heathen. Also no shit, I take lots of care. Bumfuck nowhere is the safest place to be now.

>dude trust me

Mmm

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"Bitcoin should soar to 20k within the week, I've already discussed the matter with user."
"I take it he was agreeable?"
"He didn't really have a choice."
"Has he been infected?"
"Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Estradiol vaccine he was so willing it was almost pathetic."

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Here we go

>The Government says the emergency bill amid the COVID-19 outbreak will allow police and immigration officers "to support and enforce public health measures including powers to detain people and put them in appropriate isolation facilities if necessary to protect public health"

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1239982757956198401?s=20

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>Sola e infectada
>A tu puta casa retrasada

Fuck sorry here

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from bild
>Major police operation in the refugee home in Suhl
>Policemen in protective clothing march up the Friedberg in Suhl: Another big operation at the refugee center! Already on Monday there had been riots: Some of the 530 residents wanted to break out of quarantine after a Corona incident. The 15 to 20 ringleaders come from Georgia and Maghreb states.

Is go outside the new kill yourself?

Italy reports 3,526 new cases and 345 new deaths, raising total to 31,506 cases and 2,503 dead
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239963765241569281

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People are yelling at this qt Czech doctor, and she's tired and sad. What are you all going to do about it?

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Does anyone know where i can find more of this guy or does he only post here?

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You retard ibuprofen destroy the small intestine. Enjoy your autoimmune.

The fuck? It was like 7499 some breads ago? Which country is being fucked that hard?

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>100% protected

>7 Dead.
Lol better shut the country down

based and profipilled.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

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Ja! Das ist gut ja! I like it when you hit me with your big Bavarian dick mein vati! ja harder! I want all of the weinerschnitzel

don't listen to that retard, all the young healthy people that ended in ICU self medicated with anti inflamatory such as ibuprofen

FPBP

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All plagues in recorded history comes from china.you think they will learn from this? theyve been doing this shit in history of mankind. ad infinitum.

not gonna lie I'd hug her

Its gonna be fucked when the refugee camps and hideouts get infected. Coronachan is about to do alot of damage

Don't forget to microwave your cell phone to kill the virus that's lurking there.

French numbers when?

NEW MEDCRAM UPDATE

ALWAYS WATCH MEDCRAM VIDEOS

youtube.com/watch?v=MoisrCTu0SY

THANK YOU BASED DR SEHEULT

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What are you working as

kiss her

It's definitely feasible to design a take-home exam where, even with resources, you need to have studied for it and know the content well.
It's like the difference between closed-book examd and open-book exams.
That's what I assume will happen, as opposed to the professor putting the exam online and requiring you to submit within 2-3 hours so you don't really have that much time to learn the subject if you hadn't already studied.
This is in chemical engineering where you it's not always just googling the answer.

youtu.be/NUrSsDHTe-s

they better give that free money to everyone, not just wagies who filed. us neets are being hit by this economic downturn too.

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Italy

I've had an itchy throat in the larynx since yesterday with no fever, malaise, aches, or chills.

A friend of mine who is a doctor suspects that it could be an acute upper respiratory infection/laryngitis instead of China Virus. My voice sounds different and a bit hoarse too.

Lads, is it coronavirus?

youtube.com/watch?v=UTkicLWwW1M

814 CASES IN NYC; DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION
>814 CASES IN NYC; DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION
814 CASES IN NYC; DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION
>814 CASES IN NYC
DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION
814 CASES IN NYC; DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION
>814 CASES IN NYC; DE BLASIO SAYS WE'RE HEADING FOR GREAT DEPRESSION

What a cute

youtube.com/watch?v=voO1Qvz9gJM

LIVE President of Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=voO1Qvz9gJM

LIVE President of Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=voO1Qvz9gJM

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Business in Florida in lockdown!

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Headpats, then impregnation

Not yet confirmed, but try to avoid having ibuprofen for now.

I'm still going into the lab very early morning. No one else around and all they tell us to do is don't come in if you have a fever.
Eventually there will be too many sick people or not enough specimens to justify a full week, should just pack it up instead of risking more transmissions.

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EXPONENTIAL
GROWTH

thanks user

Lol fuck off you panicky faggot. They've only been testing symptomatic people in most countries. Actual death rate a few times higher than seasonal flu. Kys

cope harder, I'm sure it'll passover you.

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We're already nearing 200k and 8k deaths, and it's been barely 2 days.

codeword for major chimpout codeword for corona boogaloo

Good. Jewmerica must be destroyed.

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BASED

Office wageuck doing shit that can be done from home but the company just won't allow it

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What's taking merkel so long goys?

FUCKING IDIOT, I AM INMUNE NOW, JUST I TOOK 500 MG/DAY OF CHLOROQUINE FOR 10 DAYS AND, THEN I GOT THE VIRUS. THE VIRUS EASILY WAS ASSIMILATED BY MY INMUNE SYSTEM AND OFFICIALLY I AM INMUNE.

Question. Is the surgical mask useless or not?

>cope harder, I'm sure it'll passover you.
Lol doomfaggot neet cope and seethe

Gay graph faggot

How many cases until we see her poozy?

What’s this I hear about WHO tests yielding 50% false positive results?

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She's like 900 years old, give her a break.

>muh magic respiratory illness that isn't corona

Doctors and nurses are going to get you killed mate

It's corona 100%

PRETTY SURE I HAD CORONA IN THE FALL

I was bouncing on Bourbon St. where all the foreigners go to get drunk and mugged by dindus. My coworkers called it "bourbon flu" but it lasted MONTHS and it ended with me in the ER because i literally thought i was going to die. The dr said nothing was wrong with me and eventually i got better.

>Cold symptoms
>Felt exactly like bronchitis (everyonethought i had pneumonia)
>Fever
>Fluttering heart
>Went to ER when I realized how fatigued and "out of it" I was. Couldnt even drive

Am I gonna get hit with a 2nd wave bros?

>Convinced boomer parents to prep for this, we end up getting enough supplies to last us for 6 months
>parents still want to go outside, tell them why china told it's citizens to stay inside, they tell me I should go out and get some fresh air
>I've started wearing my gas mask when they are around me, both of them tell me that I'm only going to increase the risk of infection to myself for wearing a mask and for some reason doesnt trust it because its European and that means it doesnt work somehow, and that "it only works when a professional doctor uses it"
>They go outside thinking they magically won't get it
>boomer mom is going to her parents house and gramps was in a hospital a week ago because of COPD
Should I run into the woods?
Should I lock myself in?
My parents have gotten everything they need to prepare, but severely are downplaying the situation. I'm scared guys.

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Here she is!

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>We're already nearing 200k and 8k deaths, and it's been barely 2 days.
2 days
Lol

>lets not cause panic
>OY VEY GREAT DEPRESSION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
god yanks are retarded.

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Holy fuck... A guy working for Swedish health authorities is literally arguing with me on Facebook that:
1. Face masks don't protect against getting infected by Covid-19
2. It is not established fact that you can get infected by Covid-19 virus on surfaces

I've completely slamdunked him though, but should I also report his posts? He's literally spreading fake news
The problem is, his sources are literally the Public Health Agency of Sweden. Which claims 1. and 2.

Will it infect as many people thought? That's the real question.

I think it'll start slowing soon with the new restrictions not gonna lie.

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Big bro is watching

Woah. This is scary. I was sick in December, too. It must have been coronavirus..

Callate zorron conchetumare

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Helloooooooooooo
Where is everybody?

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>*coofs*

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UK death update when? Or are we just not doing that anymore

Big fucking corona 200k milkers when

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That's not how NSAIDs work, they're immune suppressing

youtube.com/watch?v=DQFaUrFtDWI

LIVE president of the free world

youtube.com/watch?v=DQFaUrFtDWI

LIVE president of the free world

youtube.com/watch?v=DQFaUrFtDWI

LIVE president of the free world

youtube.com/watch?v=DQFaUrFtDWI

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Walking around outside is fine you mong

>reese's don't have the cardboard support anymore
Truly we are witnessing the endtimes.

Virus is being spread through Amazon packages from China. Long living virus.
Also, Amazon knows this and is depending on the idea that it can only be transmitted through human contact.

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poor guy, just die

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HOLY BUSH BATMAN

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Our office has over 100 people sharing air for 9 hours a day. There's also other offices in the same building We're fucked. Soon everyone will be sick and no one will be working.

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>As president I am hereby declaring an order that all gun laws be suspended, indefinitely
>AND ordering every American to carry a firearm with them at all times.
>We are in this together, and if another American wants to push another American around during this time of crisis, self defense is paramount to having a strong country when this is over.

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Italy total deaths slightly down for 2nd straight day. Have they already peaked?

Indeed, they need tendies and methwhores, damn it.

Has there been any news about Japan or the Olympics in the past day?

Someone needs to shoop this with shit tickets.

Eh, I've seen worse. Looks decent.

kek airport?

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION

GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND BY NIGHTTIME
bundeskanzlerin.de/bkin-de/mediathek/live-aus-dem-kanzleramt/pressekonferenz-der-bundeskanzlerin-zu-den-massnahmen-der-bundesregierung-im-zusammenhang-mit-dem-coronavirus-1557214
GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND BY NIGHTTIME
bundeskanzlerin.de/bkin-de/mediathek/live-aus-dem-kanzleramt/pressekonferenz-der-bundeskanzlerin-zu-den-massnahmen-der-bundesregierung-im-zusammenhang-mit-dem-coronavirus-1557214

GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND
>GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND
GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND
>GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND
GERMANY IS INVADING POLAND

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Why are you taking the deathtube

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Apply for test. You'll qualify for benifit of 305

>scuba steve

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Wooohooohaaan

shit tickets?

PUKING RIGHT NOW

Jesus those bags under her eyes. She is in rough shape.

Hey guys what would happen if our governments start looking at our search histories to see whether we're breaking quarantine wouldn't that be funny haha

Pls respond bros

+407 cases +16 deaths. Updated a few hours ago and I assume that's the full update

Would have been fun for a one nighter back in the day, now, not so much.

>I'VE BEEN TAKING 7 PILLS A DAY SINCE I STARTED HAVING SYMPTOMS AND I FEEL THE HEALTHIEST I'VE EVER BEEN
Get on my level FAGGOT I'm on 8/day, 5 days/month

Fuck, mean't that the growth has grown faster since we hit 150k and 7k deaths around Monday.

nice

shut down the US already

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No need to argue. NPCs will be NPCs. I've seen normies pushing for herd immunity and I know some of these normies either have underlying conditions like asthma. Either they think they will not be the ones intentionally infected or they are retarded but both cases does not really mean anything. NPCs will NPC.

The most important thing is to protect yourself and enjoy the ride because this train has no brakes.

This actually feels like War at this point.

Good news, just keep it there!

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Merkel in 10 minutes or later?

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She needs to man up.

So, what are you guys gonna buy with your Trump bucks?

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